nOOb #97391 2,598 9
06/08/2004 04:47 PM

I have had disturbingly erotic dreams about TubGirl.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/08/2004 04:47 PM

Things you HAVE done but bet others HAVEN'T done?



Ok, I have slept with a friend's parent.

Pat The Great 948 9
06/08/2004 04:47 PM

Well that first post certainly doesn't get a clickie.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/08/2004 04:49 PM

I have farted silently in a crowded elevator and then gawked at the person next to me as if they were the one responsible just in case anyone looked my way.

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 04:50 PM

This thread guarentees Declan a full pee tube...

shoelace414 10,080 13
06/08/2004 04:50 PM

I have posted in this thread

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/08/2004 04:50 PM

I have hit on a woman that turned out to be a man.

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 04:51 PM

I have had sex on an airport runway.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/08/2004 04:54 PM

I have stuck my dick in a tomato...

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2004 05:01 PM

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Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2004 05:02 PM

I have gotten a hand job from my best friends sister.

Geekzilla 954 12
06/08/2004 05:03 PM

I have Frosted up and submitted an entirely blank post.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/08/2004 05:06 PM

<action>wonders why dad doesn't eat chicken any more</action>

Ok, I have slept with a friend's parent.

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/08/2004 05:07 PM

I have masturbated at work

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/08/2004 05:08 PM

I created a secret thread that was met with much scorn and ridicule.

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 05:10 PM

Whored for clickies!!!

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/08/2004 05:11 PM

I have Frosted up and submitted an entirely blank post.



I did it on purpose, asshat.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/08/2004 05:13 PM

<action>estimates the odds</action>

I have paid to see the movie Gigli at the theater.

And I enjoyed it.

A lot.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/08/2004 05:14 PM

I have now seen an even dumber thread than that Never thread.

nOOb #97391 2,598 9
06/08/2004 05:16 PM

I have thanked the gods every night that there are people in the world who invent things like the swear-bot. Otherwise, sites like this might be offensive!

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 05:19 PM

Spitefully left the toilet seat up.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/08/2004 05:20 PM

Fratberry wonders why dad doesn't eat chicken any more



Oh he DOES. He does.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/08/2004 05:25 PM

I have had sex with my best friend.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/08/2004 05:26 PM

Best friend now? Or best friend from when you were 12?

gobadine 2,737 10
06/08/2004 05:31 PM

i've masturbated into a pump action soap dispenser.

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 05:38 PM

I have given mahas with a different account.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/08/2004 06:56 PM

I have given a blow job in a car while the person was driving.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/08/2004 07:01 PM

I have gotten a hand job from my best friends sister.



So. Turned. On.



<clicks KatsMeow's post, now>

ixos 852 9
06/08/2004 07:08 PM

I have farted on a strippers hand.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/08/2004 07:10 PM

How did you get a stripper to let you sit on his hand?



Too bad you didn't shart. Then I could've posted:



How did you get a stripper to let you Shakespeare on his hand?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/08/2004 07:13 PM

"Best friend now? Or best friend from when you were 12?"



Both. My current best friend is my wife.

My best friend when I was 12 was my right hand.

ixos 852 9
06/08/2004 07:17 PM

i told her i had a world-class ass. so she reached down and felt it. i farted, she called the bouncers, i spent the rest of my 21st birthday walking back to downtown reno

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/08/2004 07:19 PM

i have allowed myself to be sodomized on christmas just to spite the baby jesus.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/08/2004 07:22 PM

"i have allowed myself to be sodomized on christmas just to spite the baby jesus."



If you had a friend named christmas this would be oh-so much hotter.

21,744 10
06/08/2004 07:23 PM

I have been sodomized with the baby jesus...

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 07:25 PM

so you bought one too huh?

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/08/2004 07:28 PM

he also said to turn the other cheek...

21,744 10
06/08/2004 07:31 PM

Oh. My. God.



My christmas shopping is done!! Everybody is getting a baby jesus butt plug!!

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 07:48 PM

I have urinated on a historical monument.



(Tower Bridge)

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/08/2004 07:55 PM

I have burned my penis with a cigarette.



(One time I was taking a poo and smoking at the same time (a cigarette, not out the bum from the poo-friction). I went to toss the cigarette in the toilet, between my legs. In the process, I burned my python of love.)

godot 15,434 11
06/08/2004 07:57 PM

I did the exact same thing - except I burned my miniture grass snake of love...

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/08/2004 08:04 PM

<action>sends a note to the Surgeon General.</action>Dear Surge,



I got a new warning for you to put on the cigarette boxes. Call me.



Love,

Spicey