peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/10/2004 02:56 PM

I want a tombstone that says:

"Blue Footed Boobie"

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
06/10/2004 02:58 PM

"You may now place my nutz on your face."

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/10/2004 02:59 PM

The money is buried in the .....

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/10/2004 03:00 PM

Lloyd

1972 -

Crazyballs 11,888 10
06/10/2004 03:00 PM

I want mine to say...





Crazyballs

December 1, 1980- June 10, 2004





That would be the gr

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/10/2004 03:00 PM

I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.

I have no rival, no man can be my equal.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/10/2004 03:00 PM

"If you can read this, you better be pouring a 40 out for me"

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/10/2004 03:01 PM

"Out of order. Please use other grave."

I'm still Janey from the block 173,958 15
06/10/2004 03:01 PM

Cheese and pepperoni.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
06/10/2004 03:01 PM

Oh, I also want Pepperoni and mushroom.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/10/2004 03:01 PM

I want a tombstone that says:

"Blue Footed Boobie"



Silly, that's my name...

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/10/2004 03:02 PM

Watch that first step, it's a killer!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
06/10/2004 03:02 PM

Jane gets her speedy fingers from touchin' it.

I'm still Janey from the block 173,958 15
06/10/2004 03:04 PM

I've got freakishly fast fingers.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/10/2004 03:05 PM

"Tombstone is broken. Message inside."

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/10/2004 03:06 PM

You thief



Did somebody famous really use that?? That blows...now I have to think up something else...

godot 15,434 11
06/10/2004 03:06 PM

speaking of tombstones - something is dreadfully wrong with kraft.

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/10/2004 03:08 PM

"Closer for message, ......Closer......closer....

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/10/2004 03:10 PM

Ph33r th3iR m4DD P1zz4 5k1llz!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/10/2004 03:13 PM

"Beneath you lies Thomas McGraw

He was quick on the trigger, but slow on the draw."

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/10/2004 03:13 PM

*bang*



Can I be the official leet killer?

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/10/2004 03:22 PM

No, you can die. You can die and go to hell.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/10/2004 03:25 PM

Done and Done!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/10/2004 03:25 PM

YOu got it wrong, BFB.

YOu go to Hell. You go to Hell and you die.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/10/2004 03:26 PM

See Jane YO.

Yo, Jane, Yo.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
06/10/2004 03:29 PM

Vultures, live hungry vultures.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/10/2004 03:31 PM

Here Lies

Mofo Baggins



Died Tragically While Setting a new land-speed record in the Oscar Mayer Weiner-Mobile.



-or-



Died from one or more of his 243 vinereal diseases. rescuing 20 orphans and Leonard Neimoy from a burning building.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/10/2004 03:33 PM

Blasphamy!



Spock needs no rescuing!

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/10/2004 03:39 PM

I want a picture of a half naked fat bitch and a sign that says I like fat bitches of course.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
06/10/2004 03:49 PM

Arrg! Keep off of the grass!

No soliciters

Necropheliacs NOT welcome! (There be no butt pirates in these parts)

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/10/2004 03:51 PM

"STFU!"

Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/10/2004 04:07 PM

Here lies Aimless,

In heavy traffic she'd never postpone

A single call on her cell phone

So listen closely and I vow

she's still asking "Can you hear me now?"



<stolen/>

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/10/2004 04:09 PM

<Watches yet another full tube of Oboe's drift off into the ether...>

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/10/2004 04:09 PM

Here lies Kat

"I can see your underwear"

Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/10/2004 04:10 PM

Aimless, she finally made an ash of herself

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/10/2004 04:12 PM

01001001

0110000101101101

01100100011001010110000101100100,

0110110101101111011100100110111101101110

Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/10/2004 04:13 PM

A tisket, a tasket,

It's Aimless in the casket

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/10/2004 04:14 PM

Kat

Can you guess what her fingers smell like?

Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/10/2004 04:17 PM

Here lies the body of Aimlessly

Who finally died at 103

For 18 years, she kept her virginity

Not a bad record for this vicinity

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/10/2004 04:18 PM

"Daffodils, again ?"

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/10/2004 04:19 PM

Thats enough you two, don't make me turn this hearse around...

firelizard 1,191 12
06/10/2004 04:20 PM

Firelizard not here, ashes blowing in the wind.

22 Apr 1963 - 7 Apr 2022

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/10/2004 04:21 PM

I dont want to ride in a hearse when I die, I want to ride in VW.



How many caskets can you fit into a VW?

KatsMeow 2,401 10
06/10/2004 04:22 PM

Take off their hats

just me ok with the Stinky Spiggot 13,787 15
06/10/2004 04:23 PM

Mine should read:



But you said your AIDS test was negative?



Bitch

gobadine 2,737 10
06/10/2004 04:23 PM

time capsule, open 2099



and the I told you I was sick

was spike milligan, he was a Goon not a python. The church have only just allowed him to have his stone in gaelic.

Pat The Great 948 9
06/10/2004 05:22 PM

Man, I wish I could click "404 Error: Corpse Not Found"

Prophecy 0 0
06/10/2004 06:03 PM

404 Error: Corpse Not Found

Prophecy 0 0
06/10/2004 06:06 PM

On a more serious note... I would like my tombstone to read...



Here lies Prophecy,

He just wouldn't die you see.

A little sleeping powder in his chives,

Now we buried the Froster alive.

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
06/10/2004 06:11 PM

Here lies Hollis



Pay your respects or go to hell.

Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/10/2004 06:16 PM

"You could have at least put some underwear on."

DeclanMcManus: plain, but never simple 131,874 36
06/10/2004 06:33 PM

If my brother outlives me, he'll probably put on my stone:



At Last He Sleeps Alone.

Dead Robot, Race Bannon's Bitch 67,630 16
06/10/2004 06:40 PM

Les transmissions lectroniques sont susceptibles d'tre surveilles et enregistres

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/10/2004 06:41 PM

HA HA! DR spelled his post all wrong!

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/10/2004 06:46 PM

Methinks its one of them there perfum werin commie nazi yellar frenchies.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/10/2004 07:01 PM

Frost you snork. If I have to listen to another stupid Frost-ing armchair-patriot bash the French I am going to go on a killing spree!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/10/2004 07:08 PM

Snork, ferme ton claque-merde et va te faire mettre, espce de gros con d'attard mental de mes deux.

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/10/2004 07:35 PM

In extremely small lettering: "Get the Frost off me, asswipe."

Marilyn 12,471 13
06/10/2004 08:26 PM

Here lies Marilyn.



She broke the code.

ixos 852 9
06/10/2004 08:36 PM

"Space for Rent"



"Now that I'm a ghost, I watch you while you pee in the shower."

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/10/2004 09:27 PM

Mr. Dread Pirate, check your e-mail... cheers, bitch. signed, your guitarist.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/10/2004 09:31 PM

"Here lies <name removed for practical purposes>, the voice of Dweezil S. Meniketti.



Space Station #5 won't be the same without him."

Livewire 78,229 13
06/10/2004 09:51 PM

"Hey Ladies:

Feel free to drop in for a cold one."

Livewire 78,229 13
06/10/2004 09:55 PM

"Hey Ladies:

I can totally see up your skirt from here. Heh heh."

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/10/2004 10:05 PM

"...was burried with his prized posession, a large collection of gold Spanish coins."



I just want to see how many times people will dig up my rotting corpse.

Riff-Raff 1138 (A Handyman) 29 8
06/10/2004 10:42 PM

"Practiced an entire day

For a Maxx Unlimited Triple-A

Slipped and fell into a world of hurt

Died looking up Maid-Zukin's skirt"



Let's see who understood this one.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/11/2004 12:47 AM

It was the chicken! Don't eat the chicken!

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/11/2004 01:39 AM

"Occupied"

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/11/2004 01:44 AM

Hmmm, what do I want on my grave?



-this-



Funniest T-Shirts and apparel this side of obscenity only @ http://www.cafeshops.com/tehfunnyp3

Hurry up and get yours before you're here in the ground with me!

JacksON JacksOFF 0 8
06/11/2004 02:11 AM

Here lies Jackson, as stiff in death as he always was in life.

larkknot 3,359 10
06/11/2004 03:25 AM

Bacon!

Hyperspazzilla 959 9
06/11/2004 03:40 AM

"While this life may be gone, the whore that held him during death carries his wallet."

JarHeadBinks 613 9
06/11/2004 11:29 AM

Not mine, but still a hoot:

Acrostic

Lila the Betrothed 78,550 13
06/11/2004 11:48 AM

Any of the ones from the Haunted Mansion graveyard in Disneyworld:



"Here lies dear old Fred

A great big rock fell on his head"

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 05:29 PM

I don't care about your karma.

I don't care about what's hip.

No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do.

I won't swim in your Jacuzzi.

You can't make me settle down.

I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch,

And scream until I'm blue.

I may as well be hyper,

As long as I'm still around.

'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back,

When I'm six feet under ground.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/11/2004 10:01 PM

"I hope there's a massive redwood growing about three feet in front of this tombstone, 'cause the symbolism would be great."

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/11/2004 10:51 PM

Where her soul's gone or how it fares

Nobody knows, and nobody cares.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/11/2004 11:20 PM

Mad clickies to anyone who gets TTJ's reference.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/11/2004 11:21 PM

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/11/2004 11:24 PM

not literal clickies, silly.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/11/2004 11:25 PM

he said "mad" I assumed they were delusional.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/11/2004 11:26 PM

I gave you 100 clickies, but, unfortunately, GAB only registers one. I guess you're S.O.L.

filly182 39,193 20
06/11/2004 11:26 PM

If bikini kill was clickable, I would click them. I like that. That is cool.

Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/11/2004 11:39 PM

"I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment."" -Andy Warhol

Chit From Shinola 178,757 15
06/12/2004 12:24 AM

(favorite legendary gravestone)





Here lies the body of Lester Moore



Four shots from a forty-four



No Less, No More

ringworm 68,315 13
06/12/2004 02:25 AM

i want a nekkid lady silhouette like they put on mudflaps.

HighSoci 30,076 18
06/12/2004 02:43 AM

"Body was kidnapped"

Rooster Cicero 40 8
06/12/2004 07:52 AM

"OMG! LOL! ROFL! HE'S DEAD! LOL! XD! WHAT A N00B!!! LMAO! YOU SUX0RS!!! LOL!!!"

friendoofop 64 9
06/12/2004 08:58 AM

"Owned."

godot 15,434 11
06/12/2004 09:27 AM

To ensure my place in hell :



I won't believe in heaven and hell.

No saints, no sinners,

No devil as well.

No pearly gates, no thorny crown.

You're always letting us humans down.

The wars you bring, the babes you drown.

Those lost at sea and never found,

And it's the same the whole world 'round.

The hurt I see helps to compound,

That the father, son and holy ghost,

Is just somebody's unholy hoax,

And if you're up there you'll perceive,

That my heart's here upon my sleeve.

If there's one thing I don't believe in...

It's you,





and yes - my tombstone will be big to compensate for my tiny penis.