Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:22 PM

She once made Mike Tyson cry like a little girl

Dead Robot, Race Bannon's Bitch 67,630 16
06/11/2004 01:22 PM

Mother Thing!



Good lord I wanted a suit like that.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/11/2004 01:23 PM

I heard she was the most beatiful creature to ever grace GAB...





What? It's what I heard!

Declan 'Pancakes' McManus 131,874 36
06/11/2004 01:23 PM

How did she do that? Did she bite his ear?

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:23 PM

Jane can see thru solid walls

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 01:23 PM

Oh, this can't be good.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
06/11/2004 01:23 PM

Jane is completely covered in fine,downy hair



So Jane's a Wookie?

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/11/2004 01:23 PM

Wait, Jane is a bigfoot?

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/11/2004 01:23 PM

and of course by beatiful I meant the easiest to masterbate to...

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:24 PM

She once rescued a stranded kitty from a tree, then sauteed it with some onions and garlic for lunch

Chickens Sings Tenor in a Manly Way 286,472 61
06/11/2004 01:24 PM

Damn you Navyboy.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
06/11/2004 01:25 PM

Posting from tomorrow has its priveleges...

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:25 PM

Jane owns every Kurt Vonnegut book ever printed, and keeps them in alphabetical order by title

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:26 PM

She thinks Twinkies are cool

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:26 PM

Jane once drove clear across Texas to kick the @ss of a GABber who p!ssed her off

NavyBoy 19,912 12
06/11/2004 01:27 PM

<action>waits for the cream filling jokes to begin</action>

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 01:27 PM

Hey! It was fine until you start mocking my books! Back off, dad! Mr "I'm going to make fun of my daughter for liking jazz because I'm too caught up in classic rock to like anything else"



Yes, that's the name on his driver's license. His first name is Bill.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 01:28 PM

And I don't like twinkies. I like ding dongs.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
06/11/2004 01:28 PM

Oh, even better!

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/11/2004 01:28 PM

<action>looks at his collection of Vonnegut books...</action>Jane owns every Kurt Vonnegut book ever printed



If this is true, I'm impressed...

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/11/2004 01:31 PM

Jane is an ignorant slut.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 01:33 PM

Okay. I think he's done.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/11/2004 01:34 PM

- Access to Z-U-G.com : free

- Reading your father's posts on Z-U-G.com : free

- Posting on Z-U-G.com : free

- Telling your dad to "STFU n00b!" : priceless

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:34 PM

<Jane is an ignorant slut.>



Kittuns, you are the ignorant one; Janey's IQ is in excess of 160, she's been to college, but even more importantly, she is a voracious reader, with a wide variety of interest...

NavyBoy 19,912 12
06/11/2004 01:35 PM

I think Dad missed the SNL reference....

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/11/2004 01:36 PM

HA! HA! Janey's Dad can beat up Kittun's...well, Kittun.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/11/2004 01:36 PM

That's crazy Sy!



I was quoting a movie!



And the quote just happens to be true!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 01:36 PM

Dad, how you can you, of all people, miss that? Jane, you ignorant slut? Think, dad. Where have you heard that before?



And let's not talk about how smart I am in real life. On GAB, I play a stupid whore. It makes the men like me more.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 01:37 PM

Kittuns, you ignorant slut. It's not a movie. It's SNL.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/11/2004 01:38 PM

she's been to college



Yes, she has.



It's amazing how many frat boys you can blow for term papers.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/11/2004 01:39 PM

I'm wrong on so many levels.

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:39 PM

Janey, I didn't miss it, Kittuns misquoted. You don't get full credit for a quote unless you nail it. And it was SNL, not a movie as Kittuns claimed. As for your sluttiness, I know you're role playing; we're related, remember???

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:40 PM

Janey, aren't you proud of me for that Mike Tyson reference???

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/11/2004 01:41 PM

Hey, at least I know Chevy Chase said it.

godot 15,434 11
06/11/2004 01:41 PM

she is a voracious reader



So she reading makes her really hungry?



She must be fat.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 01:42 PM

Yes, daddy.

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/11/2004 01:42 PM

<Hey, at least I know Chevy Chase said it.>



Kittuns, that's strike two; it was Dan Akroyd. Bet you can't hit a hanging curveball either...

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/11/2004 01:43 PM

The only hanging curve balls I hit are the ones hanging over my face while I'm sleeping.



Wait, that made no sense.

Chit From Shinola 178,757 15
06/11/2004 02:07 PM

Knock Knock



Whose there?



Jane's Uvula



Jane's Uvula who?



I dunno know Jane



But I do know your old man is OTAY !

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 02:54 PM

Ha ha! His lunch hour is over. He had to go back to work.

Spicey McHarassment Panda 181,718 70
06/11/2004 03:23 PM

Yes, daddy.



Why, oh why, am I aroused?

Lucifer 5,260 10
06/11/2004 03:44 PM

As for your sluttiness, I know you're role playing; we're related, remember???



Am I the only one that finds this thread vaguely (and by vaguely I mean overtly) incestous?











...by all means please continue.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/11/2004 04:24 PM

Sy, do you have any naked pictures of your daughter?













































































Want some?

Lucifer 5,260 10
06/11/2004 04:31 PM

I just spit soda in my keyboard.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/11/2004 04:39 PM

I know you're role playing; we're related, remember???



Yea TTJ, he knows all about role playing. How do you think you were conceived? That night your mom was a stray goat, and Sy was a goat Froster.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 04:41 PM

Shows what you know! My daddy was the one that dressed up like a stray goat.

Lucifer 5,260 10
06/11/2004 04:42 PM

Nah, he draped the fuzzy toilet-seat cushion over her ass and pretended she was a man.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 04:45 PM

Great. First I make a comment about my dad and a blowjob. Then I have the image of Declan's arm in my dad's bum. Now my mom has a toilet seat cover draped over her ass. Yep. Good times.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/11/2004 04:47 PM

Lucifer, I've given you way too many clickies today. Props.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 04:49 PM

Guys, I have to have dinner with my parents tonight. Can we please stop now so I don't spend the evening spewing chunks?

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/11/2004 04:51 PM

okay okay, sorry TTJ. Just keep an eye out for your mother tossing seductive glances Sy's way. And I wouldn't look under the table if I were you either...

superturkey 6,678 0
06/11/2004 04:51 PM

jane, you know what they do with your old slip and slide, right?

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/11/2004 04:52 PM

<action>runs and hides</action>



Jane once drove clear across Texas to kick the @ss of a GABber who p!ssed her off



OH Shakespeare!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 04:53 PM

Honey, I would only have to drive 30 minutes to get to you and your little boy toy.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/11/2004 04:53 PM

superturkey, it has been renamed the slip slide and RIDE, baby!

superturkey 6,678 0
06/11/2004 04:54 PM

no, it's now called 'greased lightning. for more than one reason.

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/11/2004 04:57 PM

i can't help it - i'm paranoid about stuff like that - one time we almost got beat up by some redneck in La Madeline's because godot shot him a dirty look

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/11/2004 04:58 PM

no, it's now called 'greased lightning. for more than one reason.



You gotta watch out for those sticky spots though. Sliding on that Shakespeare will take the skin right off your back.

HighSoci 30,076 18
06/11/2004 05:00 PM

Jane once drove clear across Texas to kick the @ss of a GABber who p!ssed her off





Oh yeah... about that..... I hope she finally told you the truth about that.







On a totally different topic... how did the abortion go Jane?

Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/11/2004 05:01 PM

What, no Sit 'N Spin?

superturkey 6,678 0
06/11/2004 05:01 PM

better than the kidnapping, i hope.

Lucifer 5,260 10
06/11/2004 05:15 PM

Just keep an eye out for your mother tossing seductive glances Sy's way



...and the salad too!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/11/2004 05:27 PM

Hey dad, just so you know, most of the men on this message board have pictured your daughter while pulling it.

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
06/11/2004 05:29 PM

how did the abortion go Jane?



Wow. Just, wow.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 05:30 PM

Thanks Lloyd. See if I ever quote Tom to you again!

nOOb #97391 2,598 9
06/11/2004 05:30 PM

"Kittuns, you are the ignorant one; Janey's IQ is in excess of 160, she's been to college, but even more importantly, she is a voracious reader, with a wide variety of interest..."



Gosh Darn It! I had a feeling that I was confusing 'ingnorance' with 'IQ' and the ablility to read all of these years! I thought it had something to do with the ability to reason.



Still...a voracious college chick that likes variety---I could do something with that...

superturkey 6,678 0
06/11/2004 05:36 PM

'Janey's IQ is in excess of 160'



relax noob, it was a typo, it was supposed to say ICQ.

Chit From Shinola 178,757 15
06/11/2004 05:40 PM

Pretty Cool when the old man can quote SNL, My old man can't even get Henny Youngman right .





I'm bettin 2 weeks Jane, and your pops will be springin his new goatsee tattoo on moms for laughs .

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/11/2004 05:47 PM

I think it's cool that your dad knows how to use the computer. I tried to teach my father once. I said "move the mouse up" and he lifted it off the table.

2,598 9
06/11/2004 05:49 PM

Has Jane ever kicked somebody's ass for money?? (I could probably at least scrounge up the gas money)

Or just for the hell of it on a drunken Friday night?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2004 05:54 PM

Shut up, noob #you don't matter

godot 15,434 11
06/11/2004 05:57 PM

#you



I like the subtle violent threat... pound you...

TableTopJane and the Half-Blood Prince 173,958 15
01/02/2005 06:11 PM

There was a thread the about funniest posts. I'm bumping this, because this is the thread that convinced me that I loved Frat. For his one post in here, I decided to kill his wife and take him for myself. I'm still working on that.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/02/2005 06:27 PM

I thought your dad had bumped this because of the blow job remark you made in another thread. My bad.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,757 15
01/02/2005 06:37 PM

Also proves that you and your pa are not the same person, unless you are battier than Anita and I don't expect to ever find anyone that fits that description.

TableTopJane and the Half-Blood Prince 173,958 15
01/02/2005 06:45 PM

Actually, this doesn't prove anything, Chit. I could be using many computers. But Spicey has met me and my dad, and several GABbers have talked to him on the phone. So tht probably helped prove it.

millie 116,984 28
01/02/2005 08:20 PM

I am just so grateful that my dad doesn't post here (not that I know of).



He wouldn't be able to tell any well known facts about me, let alone little known ones. And though he can be pretty funny, he would not like the sexual humor at all.



TTJ, it's nice that you and your dad can both post here and I admire his restraint. He does jump in to defend you sometimes, but he doesn't go overboard.

Fluro 14,139 11
01/03/2005 06:27 AM

Ahahahah I miss so much when I don't read gab for a while.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
01/03/2005 06:35 AM

Family members are ruining GAB.

Fratberry 282,828 53
01/03/2005 02:04 PM

"this is the thread that convinced me that I loved Frat."



And all this time I just thought it was my enormous Coleridge hot ass.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/03/2005 02:38 PM

My man will never post on GAB.



He is just not funny

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
01/25/2006 09:49 AM

A bump for Frat, so I can enjoy once again how funny he is.

Blue-Footed 'Back Inaction' Boobie 21,744 10
01/25/2006 09:56 AM

Look at that! I was midly amusing in this thread!



Man, times change...

Blue-Footed 'Back Inaction' Boobie 21,744 10
01/25/2006 09:57 AM

Looks like I was flirting too, of course, this is BBN...

Fratberry 282,828 53
01/25/2006 10:09 AM

Thanks Jane. However, it would appear you misspelled "was".

Piquantrax - The Other Side of the Pillow 8,691 9
01/25/2006 10:27 AM

Fishing.For.Compliments.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/18/2006 10:09 AM

Janey once flew to Boston to marry a fellow GABber. MWhahahahahah!!!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,511 32
03/18/2006 10:20 AM

Janey's IQ is in excess of 160, she's been to college, but even more importantly, she is a voracious reader, with a wide variety of interest...



And yet, she STILL married Donk.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
03/18/2006 10:59 AM

TTJ doesn't churn butter. She just roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes right out.

Piemaster - Just another fact of life... 12,538 15
03/18/2006 11:03 AM

Jane once roasted a pig and served it at PETA.

Piemaster - Just another fact of life... 12,538 15
03/18/2006 11:04 AM

On a totally unrelated note... Anyone seen Donk around lately?

Piemaster - Just another fact of life... 12,538 15
03/18/2006 11:23 AM

Jane can raise da roof... with one hand!

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/18/2006 12:01 PM

jane can raise the roof...with one hand!



No, that's her daughter, my granddaughter...

Chit 178,757 15
03/18/2006 01:10 PM

Jane recently was presented with an offer she couldn't refuse,.



She was asked to move from Iowa to South Dakota in an effort to raise the average IQ of that state like she previously did in Iowa.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/19/2006 12:40 PM

Chit, that is an OLD one! I first heard it in 1959, when I moved from California to Texas; they told me by moving I had raised the ave. IQ in BOTH states! Forty-seven years later, I still disagree with their assessment.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
03/19/2006 12:46 PM

Whistler P. McManus



1/03/2005 6:35



Family members are ruining GAB.



Well, YOU started it!

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
10/01/2006 12:55 PM

i can't help it - i'm paranoid about stuff like that - one time we almost got beat up by some redneck in La Madeline's because godot shot him a dirty look



Bump! I don't know how I could've missed this at the time; Charlotte, you deserved to get yore ass kicked, just for BEIN' in La Madeline!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/01/2006 01:17 PM

You bumped this thread just for that? Stick it, noob!



(Hi, Sy)

Dogs Akimbo 211,511 32
10/01/2006 02:34 PM

At least provide a link where I can buy Propylexathine.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/01/2006 03:18 PM

My dad will never post to GAB.



This is because he is dead.



So if he does post...

daisypie 49,378 9
10/01/2006 03:20 PM

Sy? Surely he's dead by now.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 04:49 PM

Speaking of little known facts about TTJ:



Her Poe is sideways, which makes it tighter the more I spread her legs.

daisypie 49,378 9
10/01/2006 04:53 PM

Umm, Donk, you sure that's not her mouth?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 04:59 PM

Her mouth isn't between her legs.

daisypie 49,378 9
10/01/2006 04:59 PM

...did it look like she needed a shave?

daisypie 49,378 9
10/01/2006 05:02 PM

<action>should have gone with:</action>Did she wink at you with one eye or two?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 05:04 PM

No, you should have gone with "This post is useless without pictures".

daisypie 49,378 9
10/01/2006 05:08 PM

I thought about that, but if it's anything like her tits photo, I thought it might scare off the n00bs...

daisypie 49,378 9
10/01/2006 05:08 PM

...on second thought, you're right.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
10/01/2006 05:59 PM

Sy? Surely he's dead by now.



Sorry to disappoint, Daisy, but I'm "Still alive and well", to quote Johnny Winter (ask your Dad who that is).

Dogs Akimbo 211,511 32
10/01/2006 07:19 PM

"What you talkin' about?"



"Ask yo Daddy."

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
10/01/2006 10:01 PM

Ya gotta remember, Dogs, I'm from a different generation than most GABbers. I just assumed Daisy wouldn't have a Frostin' clue who Johnny Winter is, so I thought I'd make it easy on her.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 10:02 PM

pssst! Daisy's a guy.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
10/01/2006 10:07 PM

Thanx, Donk; I owe ya one. Shiner Bock? Or Ziegenbock?

Millie 116,984 28
10/02/2006 04:06 PM

Sy, Daisypie is a man, and he's almost as old as you are.

Millie 116,984 28
10/02/2006 04:07 PM

Haha, Daisypie is OLD.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
10/02/2006 07:48 PM

Millie, no man would call himseld "Daisypie"! Thanx for the tip, but don't you know nobody is as old as me? Just ask Janie, she'll tell you I'm older than dirt!

Millie 116,984 28
10/02/2006 08:26 PM

Oh, he's ALL MAN--I should know.