newwave 45,912 10
06/14/2004 11:53 PM

I think it's funny as hell! Whoever's doing pranking this guy, keep it up!

ringworm 68,315 13
06/14/2004 11:55 PM

you lost me at enterague.

Lobster 653 9
06/15/2004 12:01 AM

What are the numbers?

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 12:03 AM

509-242-2991

509-242-2990

509-847-1260

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 12:05 AM

and i apologize i mispelled entourage

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 12:14 AM

the 509-847-1260 number is back to its music thing again. all saxophones and Shakespeare.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 12:14 AM

this is when i call it though. when it calls me there is nothing but dead air

Lobster 653 9
06/15/2004 12:16 AM

and i apologize i mispelled entourage



You also misused it, because unless you're somehow creatively personifying these phone calls, that makes no sense whatsoever.

Daggy 86,705 14
06/15/2004 12:18 AM

And your grandma sucks.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 12:25 AM

why yes i was personifying the phone calls in the fact there was 3 of them continually coming and going filling up my call list. Looking like a gathering of people on my phone. (phone #'s are to a person)

filly182 39,193 20
06/15/2004 12:26 AM

They are to a person what? Did you master analogies in school, dearie?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/15/2004 12:26 AM

Neither of these two reverse look-up engines found anything for any of those numbers, but you might want to try yourself.

Declan 'Pancakes' McManus 131,874 36
06/15/2004 12:28 AM

Turn off the ringer when you sleep. Let them go to voice mail.





How easy is that?

Lobster 653 9
06/15/2004 12:30 AM

+1 clickie for getting getting me to click on a link without checking the url first, but minus that clickie because tubgirls ought to be discouraged.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 12:30 AM

Did you master english. This is a language a writer would play with and use words in different ways such as personification to make it entertaining. A hobby i practice but is far from perfect.

filly182 39,193 20
06/15/2004 12:31 AM

You're not kidding.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 12:32 AM

yeah i tried looking them up in reverse directory. They are from my uncles town Yakima WA and Spokane. But they are cellular phones them self so they only give the cities and service provider. XO Washington inc. communications.

Lobster 653 9
06/15/2004 12:43 AM

Let us examine this sentence:

"This has been a 3 week enterague of me screaming at my cell phone."

Subject: This

Verb: has been

Subject Compliment: enterague (entourage)

Related Adjectives: "a" "3 week"

Prepositional Phrase: of me screaming at my cell phone



If we remove all the extra crap, we're left with "This has been an entourage," and we're left with the question: What is this?

I assume that you're referring to your entire experience with the calls, and if you mean to characterize that as an entourage, I've underestimated you and would like a full explanation of such an interesting metaphor.

Lobster 653 9
06/15/2004 12:44 AM

I'm pretty sure that you're just a moron though.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 12:50 AM

Entourage defined by dictionary.com



the group following and attending to some important person.



True I may not be all that important. But this is a person or people calling me (my sleep time is important) and attending to the business of pissing me off. I then begin getting frustrated and screaming like many important people do with their associates or attendants.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 12:52 AM

But then i just shouldnt be here on zug tonight posting. This is a comedy site and im not any where near that kind of mood. So tootles.

filly182 39,193 20
06/15/2004 12:53 AM

Oh, good.

You left it where? 211,511 32
06/15/2004 01:04 AM

...I do not give that number out to but 20 people, one was to my uncle who has a 509 area code...[b]ut he died 1 month ago. I saw the dead body and all at the funeral.



So what the Frost do you think?



I think I want to fill up your dead uncle's pee tube! That dead prankin' mother-Froster rocks!

Fluro 14,139 11
06/15/2004 05:19 AM

Tell them that you have been pranked. I love the detail that they have put into it.

I give it about a 6-7 on the prankometer, which translates to a score of Frost-ing AWESOME!

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/15/2004 06:08 AM

tell who

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/15/2004 06:36 AM

Them.

styrofoam peanut 4,212 10
06/15/2004 08:31 AM

It's coming from inside the house!

StormKat 2,051 9
06/15/2004 10:19 AM

When you see the ring... you will die!

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/15/2004 10:21 AM

I saw the ring, and it opened up my eyes.

general godot - LEN supreme commander 15,434 11
06/15/2004 11:38 AM

"and I'm happy now living with out you !



Whoa Oh Oh Oh Oh!!"

firelizard 1,191 12
06/15/2004 07:19 PM

would the telephone companies be able to handle nuisance calls? These numbers have got to go through some tel co.

godot 15,434 11
06/15/2004 07:24 PM

These numbers have got to go through some tel co.



Actually, they don't. With a Tri-Nine(tm) Burst Pattern Low Band Telephony Wetwear Chipset (TAPI 6473.0 complaint), one can choose the return number and what number to dial with merely a thought.

Scorpion 4,080 9
06/15/2004 11:10 PM

I suggest setting up an auto dialer, and while you're at work (which is night of course, as you work the graveyard) you get it to dial through these numbers in a cycle. Since it will be in the dead of night It would be freaking annoying, and since you'll be at work you won't care about have phone lines tied up. I suggest using an internet program to do the auto dialler, long distance, if it is, can be costly. So, in conclusion, prank the pranksters.

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/15/2004 11:16 PM

I bet it stops if you tell "Donkey!" into the phone.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/16/2004 12:07 AM

I had something like that happen to me. These two old people at a nursing home thirty minutes away keep calling my house. When you answer the phone all you hear is "Jody, Jody". First I tried to help her, asking what number she wants, she spouts off some number not even close to mine. Since she can't hear a Frost-ing thing I say to her, I finnaly hang up. Five minutes later the man calls. He's a rude old man that doesn't believe me the first 50 times I tell him he has the wrong number. He keeps saying put Bill on the phone. When I get him convinced he then yells at the old woman "Dammit you dialed the wrong number!" One perticular day my "Suger mama" (the name my wife gave her) called pretty early in the morning. Now we have a one year old, and a newborn so my wife is pretty bitchy. Anyways, this lady starts calling my wife just keeps hanging up on her. After about the tenth time she gives the one year old the phone, but they hang up and call back leaving messages on our voice mail. Finally they stop, only to call back after everyone goes back to sleep. My wife is so pissed, she picks up the phone, and tells this poor old, probably handicaped woman that she is on her way over to the nursng home to strangle her with the phone cord. What happends next?

















"JODY!"

*click*

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 12:32 AM

Thats cause old people rock!

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/16/2004 12:47 AM

Jury selection starts next week.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 01:05 AM

whoever said i thought these calls were the end of the world or anything.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/16/2004 01:11 AM

Hey man, I'm not knocking you or anything but if your dead uncle is calling you the end is near.

Hyperspaz 959 9
06/16/2004 01:17 AM

I'm pretty sure that you're just a moron though.



Lobster, those two posts were actually mad me cry. I have not laughed at a post like that in a while. That was just beautiful! Clickes!

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/16/2004 01:20 AM

Don't get mad get glad.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 01:41 AM

im not mad... i was just wondering.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/16/2004 01:43 AM

Wondering about where babies come from?

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 01:47 AM

Wondering where the hard ons keeping coming from. Atleast the flatter me instead of ambarass.

Mr. Mookie 17,582 13
06/16/2004 01:49 AM

What is your number?

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/16/2004 01:59 AM

867-5309

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 02:00 AM

968-386-2277

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 02:06 AM

oh and before any of you start calling some unsuspecting schmuck in the middle of nowhere. Reference the numbers to the alpha keys on your phone.

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/16/2004 04:04 AM

Maybe they buried your uncle with his cell phone. I hate it when people call me and I hear the inside of their pocket for 2 minutes.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 05:07 AM

My friends girlfriend's phone called him by accident one time while she was in the car riding with the guy she was cheating on him with.



Worst part it was his own brother.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 06:48 AM

This is great everyone loves my dead uncle... He may go down in Zug history.



I should pull a prank on his behalf. Like go through the obituaries and call widows and widowers and offer my body for sexual purposes to them in condolense to there dead spouse. And record the reactions.

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 07:29 PM

forgot to sign in on that one

You left it where? 211,511 32
06/16/2004 07:32 PM

Shes in a cult though....



She's a republican?

godot 15,434 11
06/16/2004 07:33 PM

...called him by accident one time while she was in the car riding with the guy she was cheating on him with.



Worst part it was his own brother.



Are you from Longview?

The magnificant dyldo 71 8
06/16/2004 07:35 PM

why...

131,068 34
07/24/2004 12:52 AM

Here, son. Have my book.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/27/2004 04:23 AM

It's probably shy bill collectors, you broke-ass losers.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
07/27/2004 04:35 AM

For the past three or four weeks, I've been getting the same phone calls.



Not bill collectors, just *ring-ring* and nothing on the other end. I've sat there for a couple minutes, and still nothing. I'm not sure what the hell's going on, it's just annoying.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
07/27/2004 04:39 AM

I just called back three of the numbers that have called me, and it gave me a "...has been forwarded to a voicemail system, however the person at 8793 is not a subscriber of this service. Goodbye." This was the same message for all three numbers.

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/28/2004 10:45 AM

Soon there will be crop circles, and then lights in the skys! They are coming!

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/28/2004 12:15 PM

It is possible someone is pranking you by manipulaing the phone lines and re-routing their call through another phone number, but that is a long way to go to pull the ol' *ring ring* *hangup* prank.



I don't think you are that special



And as for a solution..... stop placing those phone sex ads in the backs of those homo magazines

larkknot 3,359 10
07/31/2004 10:47 PM

oddly enough, these calls are probably from telemarketers. many telemarketers use an automated computer dialer, and sometimes their employees just sit there on the clock and ignore the phone - basically their system calls you and they don't actually pick up the phone to talk to you. I'm not really sure about the middle of the night thing though... perhaps someone has forgotten to turn their system off overnight?

Livewire 78,229 13
08/01/2004 03:47 AM

In Canada, you can complain about such calls to the CRTC and they get right on that. The phone company will basically tell you to piss off, but once they get a complaint from the CRTC, they're more than happy to give you the company's name and contact information.



In the US, you've got the Do Not Call Registry, and then if they still call you, complain about it.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
08/06/2004 05:00 PM

A couple of weeks ago the wife and I changed our phone number. She thought we should be nice and call up the old people and give them "Jody's" new number so when they call they won't be worried. We got a good laugh out of that, also thought we would send them a phone with the realy big numbers on it.



Anyways we thought we where done with the crazy old people callng. BOY where we wrong. My wife is now "Pam" or so the new old woman calls her. The day we got our phone turned on she started calling. The other day she called and my wife being very rude told her for the 100th time that she had the wrong number. The old lady said she was sorry but wanted to know if my wife could tell her where the nearest Pizza Hut was, so she gave her directions to the worst part of town. We haven't heard from her since.

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/07/2004 12:06 AM

dood - do a reverse lookup - you can have these things traced back to the owner of the number

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/10/2004 03:32 PM

DONKEY!

GHOSTLY Chickens from BEYOND THE GRAVE 286,472 61
10/29/2004 07:04 AM

Lemon enterague pie is delish.