Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
06/16/2004 02:06 PM

She who stands up to pee will have yellow socks.



-Confucious

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/16/2004 02:06 PM

Ahem.

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/16/2004 02:06 PM

she-pees or her-pes?

MouseOnMarsJane 173,958 15
06/16/2004 02:21 PM

I'm just wondering what kind of porn my daddy was looking at to find she-urinals.

Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/16/2004 02:25 PM

She Pee. She Pee.

StormKat 2,051 9
06/16/2004 02:33 PM

sheepy?

Chit From Shine-ola 178,757 15
06/16/2004 02:36 PM

In an age when a Synthesizer and Midi devices can duplicate the sound of any instrument, I can't see why anyone would view making music with bathroom fixtures as a worthwhile venture?

MouseOnMarsJane 173,958 15
06/16/2004 02:39 PM

Also, I hate to correct my father. It's just rude. So could someone tell Sy that a linky might have been helpful, so we can read about it?

godot 15,434 11
06/16/2004 02:50 PM

Sy - you are such a stupid Frost!!



A link would be really helpful.

MouseOnMarsJane 173,958 15
06/16/2004 02:56 PM

Gee, thanks Godot.

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/16/2004 03:00 PM

surprisingly enough, women who use stand up urinals are 67% more likely to have herpes.

StormKat 2,051 9
06/16/2004 03:14 PM

Even really more surprising is the fact that 78.25% of all statistics are made up.

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/16/2004 04:12 PM

Sorry for the delay, but here is the link to the story

godot 15,434 11
06/16/2004 04:15 PM

There are plenty of places the men can go and have a pee when they're right in the middle of the festival and not near some of the proper toilets.



I have a feeling this festival is just going to end up a big cess pool.

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
06/16/2004 04:18 PM

<action>feeling contrary</action>



"It's equality for women, basically."



no, it's inequality for men, acidically.

MouseOnMarsJane 173,958 15
06/16/2004 04:18 PM

<action>wipes away a tear</action>It's so nice, seeing them grow up. Next thing you know, he'll be using his new linking knowledge to goatse somebody.

RearAdmiralMike 3,390 10
06/16/2004 04:25 PM

Next thing you know, he'll be using his new linking knowledge to goatse somebody.



Didn't he?

I didn't look, but I just assumed that link was tubgirl.

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/16/2004 04:36 PM

<action>scratches her head</action>

The pink-coloured urinals, dubbed "She-pee" by the festival organisers, was unveiled in a pink ribbon-cutting ceremony at midday on Wednesday



Not a ceremony I would wish to attend.

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/16/2004 04:49 PM

Well, guys, I guess the gals can pee standing up now without getting their socks wet, but I'll bet they still can't write their names in the snow!

firelizard 1,191 12
06/16/2004 04:54 PM

well you didn't read the "A womans guide on how to pee standing"

godot 15,434 11
06/16/2004 04:58 PM

<action>gags</action>

Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/16/2004 05:07 PM

Sy, how old was your daughter the last time you saw her naked?

Declan 'Pancakes' McManus 131,874 36
06/16/2004 05:25 PM

Dammed good question, bro!

MouseOnMarsJane 173,958 15
06/16/2004 06:13 PM

<action>gags

godot 15,434 11
06/16/2004 06:17 PM

<action>considers relationship counseling</action>

TTJ-homogenized for your health 173,958 15
06/16/2004 06:20 PM

That wasn't my mouth.

StormKat 2,051 9
06/16/2004 06:21 PM

but I'll bet they still can't write their names in the snow!



What about those poor boys named Worthington? They can only get Worthin out before they run out.

TTJ-homogenized for your health 173,958 15
06/16/2004 06:22 PM

That made no sense.

godot 15,434 11
06/16/2004 06:22 PM

That wasn't my mouth



My what big nostrils you have...

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
06/16/2004 06:44 PM

Whistler, as I recall she was three; and before anyone asks, no I don't care to see her now!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/16/2004 06:55 PM

Are you sure Sy?



The photos are tasteful and the website is very well organized.

Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/16/2004 09:04 PM

I was going to post about this girl that just gave her 'bio' on Fear Factor, and one of her qualifying features is that she can "pee outside anywhere." But then I thought better about it.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/17/2004 08:26 AM

I saw a girl Shakespeare in a parking lot once. She wiped her ass with a sanitary napkin.

YoYo 114 9
06/17/2004 08:39 AM

I thought the trade-off was that women got multiple orgasms and men got the ability to pee standing-up.

I sure hope this website has a how-to guide for men I have missed or else the whole equation is ruined. Men are left with only higher pay for the same work (plus a whole bunch of other comedy cliches - check your nearest 101 reasons men are better than women for full listings)

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 08:44 AM

I've just had a brilliant idea! If charlotte sometimes is engaged to godot..... she should change her name to ...... wait for it...















WAITING FOR GODOT!!!!!!







I am so smrt!

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 08:46 AM

Hello Dear, are you drunk?

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 09:04 AM

I thought it was a good idea. But NO!



You just go and put the dampeners on it!



Do you feel big and clever now?



Do ya, punk?

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 09:04 AM

Sorry - been watching merican movies all night.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:13 AM

Heh. Testosterone overdose.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:15 AM

Hey! Come beat up Ted. He's being all mean on me n' stuff.

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 09:17 AM

I paid him.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:17 AM

I'd tell him off myself, but I can't type propperly through all these tears.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:22 AM

I'm sorry for being mean Frogpop. I should have just stabbed you many, many times, instead of telling you I wanted to.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:24 AM

DAGGY!

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:26 AM

Ted! Whatever she's paying you, I'll double it!









and by double it, I mean that I'll kick you in the teeth if I ever meet you.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:28 AM

HAH! Well that shows you. I'm from Maine, so I DON'T HAVE ANY TEETH!

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:29 AM

Close..







Deliciously close..

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 09:32 AM

Jesus Ted! I only gave you 14 cents! I think you can lay off now.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:32 AM

Are you from Vermont or New Hampshire by any chance? If so, I'm sorry. New Hampshire is just a little, Shakespearetier version of Maine (and that's not saying much at all). Vermont is just Maine's gay step-child.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:33 AM

Do you know how many BJs I can get from frogpop's mom with that money Daggy? SEVEN Yea, thats right.



(except on saturdays, when there is a two for the price of one deal)

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:40 AM

Hah! Goes to show what you know! My mum's a lezzi!

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 09:42 AM

IN YO FACE TED! I can get 7 ......... uh, I better shut up now.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:42 AM

Correction: Your MOMS are lezzi's.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:45 AM

Dammit, you Australians get all the fun. But, then again, you live on the bottom of the earth, so, whatever.





I just have a question though. Doesn't your blood always rush to your head?

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:45 AM

lezzi's what?

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:47 AM

I used the apostrophy to try to denote that there were....ok you win.

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:50 AM

Good. I was just about to start sitebotting you.



Can we pick this back up later tonight when I'm getting paid to waste my time on you?

It's sleepy time.

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 09:52 AM

<action>tucks forgpop in for the night</action>

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:55 AM

<action>Frosts trogpop in for the night</action>

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:55 AM

Goodnight Livewire.

Goodnight Jannie.

Goodnight ringworm.

Goodnight Spicey.

Goodnight Lloyd.

Goodnight Daggy.

Goodnight Hargrave.

Goodnight Moon.















Wait a minute.. I hate Moon!

Just Ducky 10,666 13
06/27/2004 06:52 PM

Oh God, not another Mainer. I used to be UNIQUE!