w00t: The Silent Killer
A comedy conversation
by The High Priestess  58,856  29
06/16/2004 10:17 PM 497 views
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w00t. WOOT. woot. How ever you spell it, correctly or nought, is out to get you. Here is my tale. While taking my culinary labs at JWU, we have to eat what we prepare. So one night at dinner, my friend was saying something humerous while I was taking a sip of water. After finishing her humerous statement she followed it with an inapproapate 'w00t'. I laughed. The dam began to over flow. The dranage canals also know as nostrals began to fill. I spewed. About half of the water spewed forth while the other half I swalloed. Then I hiccuped and then threw up a little. Still laughing I swallowed again, but all of the water and vomit went down my trachea instead of my food pipe. So, Let's recap. I can't swallow because there is stomach acid and water in my lungs. As I hack and gasp for air, my 'friend' does nothing as the dinning room gets quiter and quiter. As I turn a wonderful shade of purple, a black kid jumps up and smacks me on the back. I throw up again and can breath. God bless the darkies.
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Side-splitting
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TEDphat 6,408  9
06/17/2004 09:24 AM
Wait....that was a long post.....what about a black kid?
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Chuckleworthy
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Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/17/2004 09:26 AM
Woot isn't a killer. And he certainly isn't silent.
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Hilarious
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Spicey McHaggis 117,747 36
06/17/2004 11:17 AM
Oboe, IE is insanely insecure. I didn't have to hack anything. Your computer automatically e-mailed me your favorites, browsing history, cookies, and stored passwords.
So thanks for the free Canadian porn.
And I thought the Germans were kinky.
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Hilarious
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ringworm 68,315 13
06/17/2004 11:39 AM
wait, how is "w00t" a silent killer? someone had to say it aloud before your near-death experience. i think carbon monoxide still wears the crown on this one.
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Chuckleworthy
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The High Priestess 58,856 29
06/17/2004 08:21 PM
Did w00t warn me that it was going to kill me? No, it went ahead tried to kill me. Did I asked for a near death experiance that day? Of course not! It is silent.
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Dan the Erotic Author 0 0
06/17/2004 08:26 PM
How about "w00t: the sneaky, quiet until active killer"?
And I know what CH4 is!! :D
*emits it*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Chuckleworthy
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Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/17/2004 10:10 PM
Oboe Bastard, log in so I can click you, or I'll start calling you ursine names.
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Chuckleworthy
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/18/2004 12:22 AM
I don't thing he could bear something like that Whistler.
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/18/2004 12:23 AM
think THINK THINK!
carp! nevermind.
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Chuckleworthy
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The High Priestess 58,856 29
06/18/2004 09:00 AM
Dan! CH4 is Tubgirl?
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Dan the Erotic Author 0 0
06/18/2004 09:10 AM
Lol,
CH4 is Methane
Related to Ethane, Butane and other simple HydroCarbons. (bless you GCSE chemistry)
Methane (CH4) is the main ingredient in farts....
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Chuckleworthy
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The High Priestess 58,856 29
06/18/2004 09:16 AM
I got a D in Chem, and that was 4 years ago in high school. You can shut up because I'm not listening.
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Dan the Erotic Author 0 0
06/18/2004 10:22 AM
I did chem only 2 years ago, hence the remembering.
I too got a D.
The few marks I scraped were because of hydrocarbons.
I only remembered this because the pictures of hydrocarbons in my chem book were funny.
hehe.
*can't stop laughing now*
*goes to get chem book*
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Chuckleworthy
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The High Priestess 58,856 29
06/18/2004 11:01 AM
In Chem some of my friends and I recoreded our conversations and sent them to a local radio station that would play anything just so they could stay on the air. We had quite a following for a while.
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