Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 01:30 AM

I have a big knob on each of my wrists.





all 3 of them.

TTJ-homogenized for your health 173,958 15
06/17/2004 01:30 AM

<action>hopes she's the first woman to say...</action>my large breasts.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/17/2004 01:36 AM

I know this guy whose heart grew three sizes in one day.

TTJ-homogenized for your health 173,958 15
06/17/2004 01:38 AM

I love you Livewire. I love you in the way I love hot wax on my breasts.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/17/2004 01:39 AM

no.

Fluro 14,139 11
06/17/2004 01:40 AM

My penis is almost too large.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/17/2004 01:41 AM

My feet are very wide. I can only buy shoes with a W on the box.

TTJ-homogenized for your health 173,958 15
06/17/2004 01:42 AM

I can only buy shoes with a W on the box.





Mom?

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 03:01 AM

Yea, i have a HUGE dickfor on my forehead.

Iceman, now with Karate Choppin Action! 2,131 10
06/17/2004 03:05 AM

I drop humongous pieces of Shakespeare. Do those count as my body parts?

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 03:06 AM

I pee blood. That's not really relevant, but can someone help me?

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/17/2004 03:07 AM

I didn't have until I ordered this stuff off T.V that said it would "enhance certian parts of the male body", and now I got these huge hands and ears.



I look like Mickey Mouse with a flat top.

GoatPhoenix 369 8
06/17/2004 04:51 AM

Nope!

Fartpuppy - I got nothin' 5,142 13
06/17/2004 05:17 AM

<lame> My epidermis is abnormally large

</lam>

Fartpuppy - I got nothin' 5,142 13
06/17/2004 05:18 AM

Delicious Lam

superturkey 6,678 0
06/17/2004 05:35 AM

<action>posts randomly</action>



even if i treid to be the good guy, it still got me hit in the balls, so Frost your arguement.

Jajoba 1,357 10
06/17/2004 05:53 AM

I know a chick with a clitoris so large she can pee standing up. Not sure how that works but I've seen it.



Freak!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/17/2004 09:17 AM

My nose.



One of my nieces is convinced i lied a lot when i was a child.

Katsmeow 2,401 10
06/17/2004 09:38 AM

ok, ok, I'll be the one to say it.



Whats a dickfor?

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:41 AM

Thank you Katsmeow, I <3 U











































But don't pretend like you don't know what a dick is for, you filthy slut. muhahahah

Frogpop 173,153 25
06/17/2004 09:42 AM

Comedy.. Tinfoil?

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 09:44 AM

I have REALLY big feet! And you know what that means?





Big feet =

















Big shoes.

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 09:44 AM

That would have worked much better if I was a boy.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/17/2004 09:46 AM

And if this thread took place in 6th grade.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/17/2004 10:03 AM

my small intestine is over 20 feet long!!!

Daggy 86,705 14
06/17/2004 10:06 AM

My brain is really big. Huge.

StormKat 2,051 9
06/17/2004 10:33 AM

Big brains make me hot.



Oh wait, did I say "big brains"? Sorry, I meant to say "turtleneck sweaters".

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/17/2004 11:12 AM

I don't have any abnormally large body parts. Well, my uvula is a little more dangly then most I suppose. If I move my throat muscles just right, it comes in handy sometimes.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/17/2004 11:18 AM

"I can only buy shoes with a W on the box."



Like these?



>*< Safe.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/17/2004 11:24 AM

I have freakishly big lips for a white guy. But I do have a small Poe.

StormKat 2,051 9
06/17/2004 11:33 AM

<action>feints</action>



If I move my throat muscles just right, it comes in handy sometimes.

Softcore Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/17/2004 11:37 AM

*points and pokes out eyes* i have abnormally large fingers

ringworm 68,315 13
06/17/2004 11:38 AM

if she moves her throat muscles just right, it comes in her small intestine sometimes.

You left it where? 211,516 32
06/17/2004 11:40 AM

Psst, Trae, don't lean over him, it's a trick. His faint was a feint.

You left it where? 211,516 32
06/17/2004 11:41 AM

Because I do!



SUYFLBP!

StormKat 2,051 9
06/17/2004 11:50 AM

I should have put "parries the attacking uvula"

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/17/2004 12:41 PM

<action> reads Oboe's post



I've never seen something sexual translated to be so boring.

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/17/2004 12:41 PM

...except for the thrusting part.

You left it where? 211,516 32
06/17/2004 12:47 PM

You had me at uvula

RearAdmiralMike 3,390 10
06/17/2004 12:51 PM

So Frat,

How's the incidental mullet coming along?

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/17/2004 12:55 PM

Me hands're regular big'uns.

StormKat 2,051 9
06/17/2004 01:01 PM

<action>nods respectfully at the wit of Oboe Master</action>

The Lord o' Thunder is in awe, sir.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/17/2004 03:08 PM

How's the incidental mullet coming along?



The other day, Bankey's boss asked him "What's he doing with his hair?".



"Refusing to get it cut under any circumstance" was his response.



Comedy gold I tell ya.



I had a recent picture I was going to post but the picture didn't do the hair proper justice.



Good Lord, how gay is that?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/17/2004 03:11 PM

Is this it?

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/17/2004 03:29 PM

Stopthatnow.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/17/2004 03:32 PM

NKB - trust me when I say that picture does not do it justice.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/17/2004 03:38 PM

I'm so glad my thread lived through the night!



*gimps along on her short leg*

No one beleives I'm Joe Dick 389 9
06/17/2004 03:39 PM

Was this thread designed to deliberately bait me?



I mean, I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business, and suddenly I'm struck with a feeling that somwhere there are a bunch of people sub-consiously thinking about my 'blessing'.





Well, more people than usual

CoreyFeldman'sWank 642 9
06/17/2004 03:41 PM

A huge clit that hangs like a pendeleum on a grandfather clock.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/17/2004 03:45 PM

Does your clit hang low?



Does it wobble to and fro?

Softcore Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/17/2004 03:47 PM

Can you tie it in a knot?



Can you tie it in a bow?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/17/2004 03:50 PM

Can you throw it over your shoulder



Like a contintal soldier

CoreyFeldman'sWank 642 9
06/17/2004 03:53 PM

I flick it with my thumb,

While sticking it in my bum.

CoreyFeldman'sWank 642 9
06/17/2004 03:55 PM

I hope Kittuns is happy. Not only did you start an odd thread, you also started an overly used catchy rhyme.



I don't know what I'd do without you Kittuns. I'd prolly just sit and stroke my clit all day long pumping out orgasm after orgasm.

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/17/2004 03:55 PM

Fine. Mullet.

Scorpion 4,080 9
06/17/2004 03:57 PM

does your clit hang low?

Scorpion 4,080 9
06/17/2004 03:57 PM

I hate when I'm reading and get behind the posts.............oh god is this ever embarassing!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/17/2004 04:00 PM

GEEZ Frat!



Your hair is a big as a house!

Get a haircut already!

Fratberry 282,828 53
06/17/2004 04:02 PM

Ah Shakespeare. How do I not fall down more? Nevermind.



Yes, that would be the, um...Frat House.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/18/2004 04:40 PM

my small intestine is over 20 feet long!!!



"This means that none of the food that reaches your stomach is ever really fresh."

-Peter Cook

Pat The Great 948 9
06/18/2004 04:56 PM

The stomach comes first. Then the intenstine. Let's say it together:



First stomach, then small intestine.

Livewire 78,229 13
06/18/2004 07:00 PM

That's why I made sure to point out that it was Peter Cook.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/18/2004 07:03 PM

if you stick food up your ass, you'll crap out of your mouth.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 07:04 PM

I came home today and caught Matthew humping a blanket

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/18/2004 07:05 PM

I have abnormally small hands.











They do make my boyfriend's dick look big, though.

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 07:06 PM

Clarification: Matthew is my cat's name

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 07:07 PM

Further Clarification: "A Blanket" is my brother's name

Mayo Clinic Is My Daddy 246 9
06/18/2004 07:13 PM

size 16 wide feet

Lunchbox 14,650 10
06/18/2004 08:01 PM

i wear a 7 3/8-7 1/2 in hat sizes. i have teh large skull.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/18/2004 09:17 PM

My toes are finger-like. My fingers are long, thin and girly.

Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/19/2004 02:25 AM

if you stick food up your ass, you'll crap out of your mouth.



There must be tons of people in this country that stick food up their ass on a daily basis. This food probably doesn't sit well in their rectum, either, 'cause the oral diarrhea is unbearable.



So which is worse, oral diarrhea or mental constipation?

Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/19/2004 02:29 AM

*points and pokes out eyes* i have abnormally large fingers



I tend to poke out men's eyes with my abnormally large... er, other body parts.



Doesn't keep them from staring at them, though.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/19/2004 03:20 AM

there was a guy in my high school who had to have a helmet special ordered for him. at that time, he had the second largest head in the history of texas high school football or something.