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06/18/2004 11:34 AM 453 views

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Make Me Laugh in Two Words

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Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963514
Spicey McHarassment Panda 181,718 70
06/18/2004 11:36 AM

C.L.I.T commander

 

Hilarious 17 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963515
Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
06/18/2004 11:36 AM

Pulsing Uvula

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963516
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/18/2004 11:37 AM

Castrated Chipmunk

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963517
The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/18/2004 11:37 AM

Brad Nails.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963518
Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/18/2004 11:37 AM

Yoda sex

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963519
The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/18/2004 11:37 AM

Frost off

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963520
Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
06/18/2004 11:38 AM

Trixxie Naked

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963521
Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
06/18/2004 11:38 AM

Nut Butter

 

Hilarious 16 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963522
Ditdah 123,102 14
06/18/2004 11:39 AM

Englebert Humperdinck

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963523
The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/18/2004 11:40 AM

man milk

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963524
Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/18/2004 11:41 AM

I'm sexy.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963525
Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/18/2004 11:41 AM

Vagional Discharge

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963526
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
06/18/2004 11:41 AM

Nutz 4eva!

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963527
Spicey McHarassment Panda 181,718 70
06/18/2004 11:41 AM

wait.......what?

 

Side-splitting 24 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963528
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/18/2004 11:41 AM

President Nader

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963529
Fratberry 282,828 53
06/18/2004 11:41 AM

Flappy Cooch.

 

Hilarious 19 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963530
Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/18/2004 11:42 AM

I'm pregnant























It's yours.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963531
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/18/2004 11:42 AM

Hard nipples

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963532
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/18/2004 11:43 AM

I came

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963533
PuggyD 48,304 12
06/18/2004 11:43 AM

Popcorn fart.

 

Side-splitting 23 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963534
Fratberry 282,828 53
06/18/2004 11:43 AM

Incidental Mullet

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963535
Spicey McHarassment Panda 181,718 70
06/18/2004 11:43 AM

This thread.





Few clicks.









Not laughing.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963536
Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/18/2004 11:44 AM

Mine would be funny if Ducky would put my photo up.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963537
Bankey 70,843 10
06/18/2004 11:45 AM

foolish earthling

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963538
Bankey 70,843 10
06/18/2004 11:45 AM

planet lovetron







chocolate thunder

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963540
StormKat 2,051 9
06/18/2004 11:46 AM

John Hargrave

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963541
StormKat 2,051 9
06/18/2004 11:46 AM

mmmmm, chocolate thunder.

 

  5 votes 0.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963542
The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/18/2004 11:46 AM

Woman driver...

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963543
No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/18/2004 11:47 AM

Anal leakage

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963544
newgabber 20 8
06/18/2004 11:47 AM

DONKEY YELL!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963545
salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
06/18/2004 11:47 AM

Piggy Coleridge

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963547
Spicey McHarassment Panda 181,718 70
06/18/2004 11:48 AM

<asskiss>



LIVEWIRE RULES.



</asskiss>

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963550
Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
06/18/2004 11:51 AM

heh



Piggy Coleridge



heh

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963551
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/18/2004 11:51 AM

Oliver Gross

 

Hilarious 18 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963554
Bankey 70,843 10
06/18/2004 11:53 AM

NICE BELT!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963555
newwave 45,912 10
06/18/2004 11:53 AM

Man bologna.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963556
Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/18/2004 11:54 AM

Godot's Hot!!

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963558
Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
06/18/2004 11:54 AM

fo' drizzle

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963559
Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/18/2004 11:54 AM

Sexy Goiter

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963560
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/18/2004 11:55 AM

Tracy Merullo

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963561
Fratberry 282,828 53
06/18/2004 11:55 AM

Gern Blanston

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963562
TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/18/2004 11:56 AM

Godot's penis

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963564
TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/18/2004 11:56 AM

Virginal Trae.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963565
Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
06/18/2004 11:57 AM

<action> runs screaming from thread

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963566
Fratberry 282,828 53
06/18/2004 11:58 AM

Auburn Football

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963569
Katsmeow 2,401 10
06/18/2004 12:00 PM

Mamma Cass

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963570
Bankey 70,843 10
06/18/2004 12:00 PM

ham sandwich

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963573
Katsmeow 2,401 10
06/18/2004 12:01 PM

Anal Fissure

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963574
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/18/2004 12:01 PM

Bonky Bonky

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963575
StormKat 2,051 9
06/18/2004 12:01 PM

She Pee

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963576
PuggyD 48,304 12
06/18/2004 12:03 PM

Danza slap

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963578
No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/18/2004 12:03 PM

"Auburn Football"



HA HA HA HA HA HA!!



wait...

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963579
JarHeadBinks 613 9
06/18/2004 12:04 PM

plausible deniability

 

  1 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963588
The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/18/2004 12:10 PM

this thread

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963591
The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/18/2004 12:11 PM

<action>'s</action>

Hairy Johnson.

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963594
Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/18/2004 12:14 PM

cunning runt

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963599
Fratberry 282,828 53
06/18/2004 12:19 PM

Florida Blows.

 

Hilarious 16 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963600
Fratberry 282,828 53
06/18/2004 12:20 PM

Tennessee Swallows.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963601
Pat The Great 948 9
06/18/2004 12:21 PM

I'm samrt!

 

Side-splitting 30 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963610
JarHeadBinks 613 9
06/18/2004 12:26 PM

Microsoft Works

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963612
Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/18/2004 12:28 PM

dixie wrecked

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963613
The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/18/2004 12:28 PM

Sick duck

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963614
Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/18/2004 12:28 PM

clickie whore

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963617
PowBlocks 782 8
06/18/2004 12:30 PM

Michael Jackson

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963620
JarHeadBinks 613 9
06/18/2004 12:31 PM

Presidential accountability

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963624
Bankey 70,843 10
06/18/2004 12:35 PM

Hugh Jorgan

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963627
PowBlocks 782 8
06/18/2004 12:37 PM

Cooter Juice

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963628
TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/18/2004 12:38 PM

instant classic

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963637
Livewire 78,229 13
06/18/2004 12:42 PM

Porkchop Sandwiches!

 

Hilarious 19 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963638
Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
06/18/2004 12:42 PM

sphincter olympics

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963641
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 12:45 PM

classy cooter

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963644
I'm Mike and I'm dead 3,390 10
06/18/2004 12:46 PM

Soviet Russia

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963647
I'm Mike and I'm dead 3,390 10
06/18/2004 12:47 PM

farty towels

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963648
I'm Mike and I'm dead 3,390 10
06/18/2004 12:47 PM

flowery twats

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963651
Bankey 70,843 10
06/18/2004 12:48 PM

honk bobo

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963652
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 12:49 PM

hydrochloric enema

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963656
Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/18/2004 12:51 PM

Military Intelligence

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963657
Declan 'Pancakes' McManus 131,874 36
06/18/2004 12:51 PM

404 error

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963687
The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/18/2004 01:06 PM

Banana Hammock

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963695
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 01:10 PM

Cum Bubble

 

Side-splitting 23 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963698
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 01:13 PM

Two

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

A night of tall tales commences.



The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."



The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."



The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

Words

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963713
Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
06/18/2004 01:26 PM

brad nails

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963741
IceScreamCone 280 9
06/18/2004 01:41 PM

tub girl

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963774
The High Priestess 58,864 29
06/18/2004 02:30 PM

Cow Discharge

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963777
Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/18/2004 02:32 PM

Smegma breath

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963778
Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
06/18/2004 02:33 PM

Happy Finish

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963779
Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/18/2004 02:34 PM

tubgirl's mom

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963784
superturkey 6,678 0
06/18/2004 02:39 PM

dick/bush



(in '04)

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963788
Tara Reid 2,715 9
06/18/2004 02:41 PM

twat syrup

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963793
Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/18/2004 02:44 PM

Whatyoutalkin'bout willis

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963801
CSI: Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/18/2004 02:52 PM

Your Dick

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963802
TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/18/2004 02:54 PM

Uncle Froster

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963813
Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/18/2004 03:06 PM

Mrs. President

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963814
Ditdah 123,102 14
06/18/2004 03:07 PM

semi boneless

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963816
Softcore Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/18/2004 03:08 PM

lesbian feminism

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963820
ixos 852 9
06/18/2004 03:15 PM

twat snot



date rape



angry beaver

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963822
Softcore Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/18/2004 03:17 PM

preparation h

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963828
Eekstein 292 11
06/18/2004 03:25 PM

niggarldy welfare

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963829
Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/18/2004 03:25 PM

Re-elect Bush.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963831
Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/18/2004 03:26 PM

Monistat 7.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963833
Dudergator ate WhoaDude 497 9
06/18/2004 03:30 PM

Theodore Poopsmith

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963834
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/18/2004 03:30 PM

fandango mandingo

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963835
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/18/2004 03:30 PM

stink dick

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963839
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/18/2004 03:33 PM

Agent ChuckleFrost

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963840
greZow 112 8
06/18/2004 03:34 PM

George Bush

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963846
Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/18/2004 03:41 PM

banana phone



(somebody took "banana hammock")





 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963851
Katsmeow 2,401 10
06/18/2004 03:47 PM

Nuckin' Futs

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963855
greZow 112 8
06/18/2004 03:55 PM

French Military

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963858
Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/18/2004 03:57 PM

Monkey lovin

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963859
Aimless, token Iowan 54,807 10
06/18/2004 03:58 PM

Funky Chicken

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963861
Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/18/2004 03:59 PM

doodoocaca POO-POO!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963865
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/18/2004 04:04 PM

AGENT CHUCKLEFrost



Only the funniest line of the funniest thread ever. YOU PEOPLE HAVE FORSAKEN ME!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963866
I'm Mike and I'm dead 3,390 10
06/18/2004 04:05 PM

corn hole

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963876
Livewire 78,229 13
06/18/2004 04:17 PM

Crumb gobbler.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963877
mr.funky chunks 256 9
06/18/2004 04:20 PM

ass hat

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963878
Livewire 78,229 13
06/18/2004 04:23 PM

Terminal flatulence.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963879
Livewire 78,229 13
06/18/2004 04:24 PM

Eat cat.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963881
Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/18/2004 04:30 PM

Unbridled enthusiasm.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963885
Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/18/2004 04:38 PM

n00b genocide

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963886
Spicey McHarassment Panda 181,718 70
06/18/2004 04:39 PM

Make me laugh in two words.



I can't.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963888
The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/18/2004 04:41 PM

Boo Bies.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963890
Briham 38,843 10
06/18/2004 04:43 PM

Jizz Icicle

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963892
eepp 8 8
06/18/2004 04:43 PM

That's Pooptastic!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963893
Pat The Great 948 9
06/18/2004 04:46 PM

I so want to click Oboe Master up there.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963894
Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
06/18/2004 04:47 PM

Butt Cheese

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963903
The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/18/2004 04:56 PM

love juice

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963904
The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/18/2004 04:56 PM

Anal probing.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963907
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 05:04 PM

Tig Bitties



Tice nits



and-



Sick duck

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963908
The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/18/2004 05:05 PM

Coleridge gobbler? (Swearing=instant funny...right?)

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963913
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/18/2004 05:11 PM

Mungo Jerry

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963914
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 05:12 PM

"Coleridge! balls!"

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963925
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/18/2004 05:34 PM

dry Poe

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963930
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 05:38 PM

that's not funny, it's painful

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963939
firelizard 1,191 12
06/18/2004 05:47 PM

fanny farts *





g spot





sensitive man +







* in UK fanny is the vagina, just in case you didn't know.



+ except for gay men, who are sensitive, but not in a funny way

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963940
Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/18/2004 05:48 PM

academic fraternity





Christian evolutionist

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963941
Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/18/2004 05:49 PM

That gives the lyric "take a load off Fanny" a new twist.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963954
Spicey McHarassment Panda 181,718 70
06/18/2004 06:04 PM

Coleridge smoker.



 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963957
Demonigeo 279 10
06/18/2004 06:07 PM

Seaman Stains

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963958
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/18/2004 06:08 PM

Aborted fetus.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963959
Spicey McHarassment Panda 181,718 70
06/18/2004 06:09 PM

Isuck atthisgame

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963960
Demonigeo 279 10
06/18/2004 06:10 PM

n00bs rule!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963963
Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/18/2004 06:14 PM

delusional n00b

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963975
peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/18/2004 06:24 PM

000100 001000 011011 100001 011010 000110!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963980
The High Priestess 58,864 29
06/18/2004 06:29 PM

Atalking Muffin!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=963982
peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/18/2004 06:30 PM

Holy Shakespeare!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964001
sikrik 4 8
06/18/2004 06:44 PM

Wayne Rooney

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964012
firelizard 1,191 12
06/18/2004 06:50 PM

Agitated Samoan

 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964015
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/18/2004 06:53 PM

I Can Count!







wait...Shakespeare.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964017
CSI: Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/18/2004 06:55 PM



CSI: Dead Robot

6/18/2004 1:52 pm





Your Dick



No clickies...




Sigh....



Okay...



MY Dick

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964019
The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/18/2004 06:59 PM

rectal hemhorrage

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964085
Mexican69 439 9
06/18/2004 09:12 PM

Racing Hondas



Special Olympics

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964087
Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/18/2004 09:19 PM

NDP Victory

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964089
Swizz in a Pinch 3,957 10
06/18/2004 09:31 PM

Twat Waffle



Dookie Juice



Knob Gobbler



Smart Management

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964094
No one beleives I'm Joe Dick 389 9
06/18/2004 09:53 PM

Were Hamster

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964102
Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/18/2004 10:04 PM

democratic leadership

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964104
peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/18/2004 10:07 PM

George Bush

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964109
Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
06/18/2004 10:18 PM

Florida Blows



Ron Zook

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964110
The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/18/2004 10:22 PM

Oboe Master

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964117
Lunchbox 14,650 10
06/18/2004 10:44 PM

urinal cake

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964133
Therlin 12,200 13
06/18/2004 11:00 PM

powdered gnads

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964148
Flying Hippo of Doom 1,246 10
06/18/2004 11:16 PM

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis what?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964201
A Violent Reaction 72 8
06/19/2004 12:34 AM

Animal Pornography

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964203
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/19/2004 12:35 AM

My ass!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964211
Emenius 1,433 10
06/19/2004 01:01 AM

Chicken Monkey

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964213
superturkey 6,678 0
06/19/2004 01:09 AM

saving time

 

  2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964215
superturkey 6,678 0
06/19/2004 01:11 AM

president dummy

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964216
superturkey 6,678 0
06/19/2004 01:11 AM

trixxie compound

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964226
Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/19/2004 01:55 AM

IT'S YOGURT!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964239
superturkey 6,678 0
06/19/2004 02:56 AM

filly, log in, or i will kill you. and i have GPS at home kit.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964306
Rooster Cicero 40 8
06/19/2004 06:36 AM

Botched Circumcision

Leprechaun Thuggin'

Metamucil Overdose

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964307
Miracles 22,430 0
06/19/2004 06:39 AM

Mike Tyson

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964325
Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 09:18 AM

elephant mollosk

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964326
Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 09:19 AM

dixie pricks

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964328
Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 09:22 AM

donovanosis swallow

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964329
Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 09:23 AM

cornbeef spam

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964342
SAVIORA 666 10
06/19/2004 10:23 AM

Sexual Chocolate

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964343
I got my Red-Wings on Zug 2,598 9
06/19/2004 10:25 AM

Moral prolem

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964350
firelizard 1,191 12
06/19/2004 10:54 AM

brewers droop



anal lube



finger licking



one-eyed trouser-snake

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964364
DJ Nasir Raja 46 8
06/19/2004 11:24 AM

Star Jones

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964375
Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/19/2004 11:49 AM

Angry Dragon.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964466
Livewire 78,229 13
06/19/2004 03:34 PM

Mississippi ninja.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964498
Bald Sheep 268 8
06/19/2004 04:32 PM

Doobious Dangleford



Sweaty Hippopotimus

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964499
Bald Sheep 268 8
06/19/2004 04:34 PM

Panda Grater

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964513
Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/19/2004 04:49 PM

thread death

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964525
Shecky Green 211,520 32
06/19/2004 05:14 PM

Coming around the clubhouse turn, Trae holds onto the early lead she established early with her Pulsing Uvula



Playfully nuzzling her behind is Professor Nutbutter on President Nader, Fratbery sporting an Incidental Mullet and Bankey, with a Nice Belt (speaking of nice belts, visit the Clubhouse Turn Tavern and get 25% off all well drinks when you mention Trae's Pulsing Uvula).



JarHeadBinks has been disqualified for racing a horse that should have been entered in the Slashdot Stakes, and TEDphat has been scratched for illegal augmentation.



Several ottos back are PuggyD, powered by a Popcorn fart; Ditdah, who is lip-syncing to Englebert Humperdinck; and hanging in there is Kattsmeow's Nuckin' Futs.



Kellog's Porn Flakes' Sphincter olympics and Real Rockin Donkey's rectal hemorrhage hold the rear.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964530
The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/19/2004 05:17 PM

Hedgehog masturbation.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964536
Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
06/19/2004 05:20 PM

And how!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964540
The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/19/2004 05:22 PM

Huh-huh... Honey Balls of Holes.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964542
Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
06/19/2004 05:25 PM

You, Die!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964549
Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
06/19/2004 05:33 PM

MOOKIE MOOKIE

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964551
Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
06/19/2004 05:34 PM

Iraqi Freedom

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964564
peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/19/2004 05:42 PM

Inteligence

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964565
peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/19/2004 05:43 PM

DAMN!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964604
Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/19/2004 07:15 PM

cheeky monkey

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964637
Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/19/2004 09:02 PM

Doobious Dangleford



Sweaty Hippopotimus




Spelling helps.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964644
Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/19/2004 09:21 PM

Civilized warfare.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964645
Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/19/2004 09:33 PM

Wow, I almost missed that remark, Dogs.



Hey, spelling helps in Art School too.



Gotta know how to spell "ethereal", "unique" "abstract", "conceptual", "transcendentalist", and a few other colorful words, since that's probably what I'll use to describe my art instead of using "Shakespearety".

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964674
chinlikeleno 29 8
06/19/2004 11:29 PM

pee fire

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964698
Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/19/2004 11:57 PM

pee fire



This one works for the "Kill Me With Two Words" thread, too. I'd be worried if I had that burning sensation myself.



Then again, a lot of the ones in here could double as creative ways to kill someone.



Pulsing Uvula. Now THERE's a way to go.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964700
chinlikeleno 29 8
06/20/2004 12:00 AM

i actually thought about putting it in the kill me section, but i had a drunk friend that did it, so i fuigured it'd work here as well

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964708
Hyperspaz 959 9
06/20/2004 12:07 AM

well, I see the first and second shift of gabbers are clickie freaks. 3rd shift gabber, or as I like to call them, dark gabbers, are fairly reserved with the clickes. I have seen many posts in here that were a lot funnier than others. I am going to go and give out clickes now, just to even the scores a little.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964714
chinlikeleno 29 8
06/20/2004 12:10 AM

wait...what the hell?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964718
Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/20/2004 12:12 AM

officer Sprunty

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964720
Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/20/2004 12:13 AM

Heil myself

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964725
Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/20/2004 12:17 AM

Clickie me.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964741
Flying Hippo of Doom 1,246 10
06/20/2004 12:30 AM

Shakespeare FOUNTAIN

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965293
Apollo 8 8
06/20/2004 03:07 PM

why is Frost turned into frost??

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965296
Dogs Akimbo 211,520 32
06/20/2004 03:13 PM

'cuz if your an azzhole, this is a VERY cold place...

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965319
Been there...tried that... 2,598 9
06/20/2004 04:17 PM

Projectile Vomiting

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965320
Dogs Akimbo 211,520 32
06/20/2004 04:21 PM

tangenital chafing



(should this be in the 'Mystic Tanning' thread?)

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965391
The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/20/2004 05:52 PM

Genital Warts

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965398
firelizard 1,191 12
06/20/2004 06:00 PM

Anita Blake

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965412
Apollo 8 8
06/20/2004 06:41 PM

MO FAKKA!!!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965435
Ditdah 123,102 14
06/20/2004 08:03 PM

Madonna = Esther

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965436
Ditdah 123,102 14
06/20/2004 08:04 PM

Clinton Autobiography

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965467
Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
06/20/2004 09:23 PM

Coleridge chaos!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965482
Hooligan 4 8
06/20/2004 09:49 PM

Sexy toaster

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965708
Kindred souls of a foul Mind 52 9
06/21/2004 01:55 AM

Walrus filibuster

 

  1 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965711
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/21/2004 02:02 AM

Die Thread

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965744
themod 12 9
06/21/2004 02:34 AM

Bill Clinton

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965752
Mr.Glass Is Watching You 25,340 11
06/21/2004 02:44 AM

Cerebral Palsy

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=965870
Nacho216 311 9
06/21/2004 10:26 AM

Chapped Labya

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966031
Dogs Akimbo 211,520 32
06/21/2004 01:59 PM

Chipped Labia...

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966032
Dogs Akimbo 211,520 32
06/21/2004 02:00 PM

...on toast







Correctly spelled non-humor since 1957.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966035
Dogs Akimbo 211,520 32
06/21/2004 02:00 PM

...on toast!







Correctly spelled non-humor since 1957.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966037
Dogs Akimbo 211,520 32
06/21/2004 02:01 PM

Redundant non-humor since 2004.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966059
Stirfry 94 9
06/21/2004 02:08 PM

Buttfurd McCrakken

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966079
Gonzo 20,522 17
06/21/2004 02:19 PM

Penis Wrinkle

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966082
PotatoCouch 14,056 9
06/21/2004 02:22 PM

Baby Batter



Coleridge Goblin

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966101
superturkey 6,678 0
06/21/2004 02:49 PM

house bugs.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966105
Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
06/21/2004 02:52 PM

Stuffed Turkey

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966108
superturkey 6,678 0
06/21/2004 02:56 PM

love chance

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966110
The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/21/2004 03:00 PM

10-foot buttplug.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966270
Apollo 8 8
06/21/2004 04:39 PM

Ho- bag

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966272
Softcore Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/21/2004 04:42 PM

Homosexual atheists

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969023
Bolus 59 9
06/23/2004 10:36 PM

Farging Bastages

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969105
themod 12 9
06/24/2004 12:31 AM

Micro$oft works.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969140
ringworm 68,315 13
06/24/2004 12:54 AM

that was only the slightest bit funnier the first time someone said it, five Frost-ing days ago. it wasn't terribly funny then because it is old and lame.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969165
Frogpop 173,153 25
06/24/2004 01:22 AM

Zug even told him it was a duplicate post and he had to put in the "$".



LOL!!1 WTF!?

 

10,950 10
06/24/2004 01:31 AM

Hoobastank is awesome.







I swear if I hear "The Reason" one more time, I'll seriously kill somebody. I was escorted out of Target the other day by security, because as I was browsing the music (like target carries anything decent anyway) "The Reason" music video came on the televisions. It was the 20th time I'd heard it that day, and since I was browsing for Hendrix, I picked up three copies of the "Hoobastank" album in one hand and hurled them at the televisions. They tried to get me to pay for it, but I told them I only had $2.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969176
Mofo Baggins 10,950 10
06/24/2004 01:36 AM

You may clickie this post in lieu of the previous one. However, mahas on this post for the previous one will not be accepted.



And before you do it, mahas will not be accepted on this post, for this post, either.





"lock-box" does a hyphenated word still count as two?



P.S., you may also clickie this post, for this post.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969179
Mofo Baggins 10,950 10
06/24/2004 01:37 AM

"Buck Futter"

 

10,950 10
06/24/2004 01:42 AM

Funky Cold Medina

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969192
Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
06/24/2004 01:50 AM

Gay priests...

A paradox you say? I think not

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969193
Gonzo 20,522 17
06/24/2004 01:51 AM

Stupid n00b

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969194
Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
06/24/2004 01:53 AM

tubgirl II

*tubgirl resurrected*

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969338
Izzy Go Lucky 39 9
06/24/2004 10:13 AM

pat dick



There's a person at work with this name. Really.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969392
superfly 1,145 8
06/24/2004 10:59 AM

Dr. Bush

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969400
DeadMike 3,390 10
06/24/2004 11:10 AM

Was funny

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969402
DeadMike 3,390 10
06/24/2004 11:10 AM

Now boring

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969409
Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
06/24/2004 11:19 AM

<action>repeats himself from another thread</action>User Friendly

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969410
Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
06/24/2004 11:20 AM

Chastity Belt

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=969411
Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
06/24/2004 11:22 AM

Livewirewantsa Fullpeetube

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971621
Atomicgeek 0 8
06/26/2004 08:41 PM

Ok,



Your Laugh. Was that noob enough for ya?'

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971708
Snipe*Star 244 8
06/26/2004 10:45 PM

vaginal flactuation

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971712
Izzy Go Lucky 39 9
06/26/2004 10:49 PM

hairy balls

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971715
shred 4 9
06/26/2004 10:55 PM

Dirty sanchez.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971722
Snipe*Star 244 8
06/26/2004 11:06 PM

pink sock

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974054
Errol 10,584 9
06/29/2004 01:55 PM

Penis

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974062
TTJane...look closer 173,958 15
06/29/2004 02:04 PM

colonel Angus

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974064
TTJane...look closer 173,958 15
06/29/2004 02:05 PM

Female orgasm

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974086
Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 311 9
06/29/2004 02:27 PM

Wardrobe Malfunction

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974177
firelizard SFC 1,191 12
06/29/2004 03:39 PM

Y fronts

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974192
Chickens aint in Kansas anymore 286,472 61
06/29/2004 03:50 PM

POOP CANOE!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974435
The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/29/2004 07:03 PM

Cum Guzzler

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974439
IronChef 164 8
06/29/2004 07:07 PM

Breakdance Fighting!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974523
Snipe*Star 244 8
06/29/2004 09:06 PM

rectal giblets

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=974688
mr.funky chunks 256 9
06/29/2004 10:17 PM

ass hat

ass hat

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162648
Sylvester 4,465 9
03/29/2005 01:41 AM

Pee soup

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162649
Sylvester 4,465 9
03/29/2005 01:42 AM

Fruit survey

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162650
newwave 45,912 10
03/29/2005 01:43 AM

STFU n00b.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162651
Sylvester 4,465 9
03/29/2005 01:43 AM

redneck literature

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162652
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/29/2005 01:44 AM

HA HA

























oh, that's ME laughing in two words, sorry.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162653
Sylvester 4,465 9
03/29/2005 01:44 AM

Yahoo groups

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162654
Sylvester 4,465 9
03/29/2005 01:49 AM

Dead Puppies





Fish Heads





Star Trekkin

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162655
Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
03/29/2005 01:49 AM

sam hill

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162656
The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
03/29/2005 01:50 AM

Old thread









Stop bumping

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1162658
Livewire 78,229 13
03/29/2005 01:56 AM

Speaking of Fish Heads.



Here's some trivia to make your nerd friends Shakespeare themselves in amazement. One of the guys in Barnes & Barnes, the band who wrote and performed Fish Heads, was Bill Mumy. Better known as Will Robinson in the old TV series Lost In Space, and Lennier in the new-ish series Babylon 5.

 

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Meaty 152 8
03/29/2005 02:03 AM

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Sylvester 4,465 9
03/29/2005 02:24 AM

The thing should be "What was Billy Mumy smoking when he did that song?".



I already knew about the origins of the song. Mostly from being a Dr. Demento fan for about thirty years.

 

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03/29/2005 03:31 AM

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Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/29/2005 04:00 AM

I bet it costs $9.50 to take a fish head to the movies nowadays.

 

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03/29/2005 06:03 AM

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03/29/2005 06:07 AM

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03/29/2005 02:21 PM

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03/29/2005 03:13 PM

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03/29/2005 03:15 PM

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03/29/2005 03:15 PM

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01/03/2007 12:12 AM

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01/03/2007 12:25 AM

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01/03/2007 04:33 AM

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01/03/2007 04:47 AM

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01/03/2007 05:22 AM

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01/03/2007 06:11 AM

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01/03/2007 06:15 AM

This thread has the best HTML glitch ever.





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01/03/2007 07:17 AM

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01/03/2007 12:22 PM

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01/03/2007 12:26 PM

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01/03/2007 12:27 PM

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01/03/2007 12:28 PM

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01/03/2007 12:31 PM

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01/03/2007 12:41 PM

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01/03/2007 02:52 PM

Since June of 2004, you have been waiting to laugh...and all it took was "Poopy manclit"? Hell, I've got one of those! Why didn't you just say so???

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01/03/2007 03:04 PM

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01/03/2007 03:47 PM

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01/03/2007 11:04 PM

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