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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
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06/19/2004 10:54 AM 234 views

Remember that old song?

Here are a couple of examples I surfed across this morning:



Throw a toaster in the tub, Bub.



Tell him you prefer your battery- operated toy, Joy.

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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

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(Funniest: The Menace from... uh... Limburg,TableTopJane,Been there...tried that...)


Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964352
firelizard 1,191 12
06/19/2004 10:55 AM

leave himn chained to the bed, Fred

 

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Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 10:57 AM

sear diehard

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964355
Been there...tried that... 2,598 9
06/19/2004 10:57 AM

Don't use any lube, nOOb.

 

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Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 10:57 AM

err sears diehard

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964357
Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 10:57 AM

..nipples

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964358
Daggy 86,705 14
06/19/2004 10:59 AM

Old song? Frost off!

 

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Declan 'Pancakes' McManus 131,874 36
06/19/2004 11:03 AM

Sleep with his best friend, and he'll leave you!

 

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Dan the Erotic Author 0 0
06/19/2004 03:05 PM

String him up by his Twanger, er...Jill

 

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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/19/2004 03:24 PM

Send him on an all-expenses paid trip to Neverland Ranch.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964461
The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/19/2004 03:28 PM

Put her in a microwave, Dave.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964465
ringworm 68,315 13
06/19/2004 03:32 PM

sleep w/ a boy, roy

bring chains and a whip, kip

molest her cat, pat

give her the clap, jack

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964485
Livewire 78,229 13
06/19/2004 03:54 PM

Cook 'er and eat 'er, Peter.

 

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Blackhole 1,684 14
06/19/2004 03:56 PM

maim 'er - banger

 

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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/19/2004 05:55 PM

Once she sees your wang, you wont have a problem, ...Tang?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964570
peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/19/2004 05:56 PM

Lock her in your shed, Ted.

 

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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/19/2004 06:02 PM

Tell his mommy, Tommy.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964574
The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/19/2004 06:03 PM

Skin her cat, Pat.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964608
TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/19/2004 07:30 PM

kidnap her kid and tell her you want her to die-highsoci

 

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Flying Hippo of Doom 1,246 10
06/19/2004 07:40 PM

Clickies for that one TTJ!

 

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Shecky Green 211,526 32
06/19/2004 07:40 PM

Give her a maha, Saha.

 

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Softcore Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/19/2004 08:18 PM

Eat her cat.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964625
ringworm 68,315 13
06/19/2004 08:35 PM

Clickies for that one TTJ!



as was evidenced by the yellow bar next to her post. thanks for pointing out the obvious anyway, you Frost-ing dork.

 

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The High Priestess 58,864 29
06/19/2004 10:58 PM

Kill him.....Jim?

 

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Mayo Clinic Is My Daddy 246 9
06/20/2004 12:36 AM

I think everyone is forgetting about the all to obvious:

Dirty Sanchez

 

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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/20/2004 12:39 AM

Hire a look-a-like to felch your lover.



I would have said do it yourself, but unless you are into that sort of thing, I don't think anyone here would consent to that.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=964778
ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2004 12:46 AM

wow - 13 hours and several good examples later, some people still aren't getting the concept.

 

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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/20/2004 12:48 AM

I got the concept from the beginning, if you're referring to me. I just choose not to be part of the herd of cattle and go along with it.



I do my own thang, thank yeh.

 

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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/20/2004 12:49 AM

Stick your thing in the turbine of a wing... Ring.

 

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ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2004 01:25 AM

not you specifically, but thanks.

 

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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/20/2004 01:28 AM

Anytime.