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Remember that old song?
Here are a couple of examples I surfed across this morning:
Throw a toaster in the tub, Bub.
Tell him you prefer your battery- operated toy, Joy.
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Hilarious
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firelizard 1,191 12
06/19/2004 10:55 AM
leave himn chained to the bed, Fred
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Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 10:57 AM
sear diehard
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Side-splitting
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Been there...tried that... 2,598 9
06/19/2004 10:57 AM
Don't use any lube, nOOb.
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Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 10:57 AM
err sears diehard
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Chuckleworthy
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Hyperspaz 959 9
06/19/2004 10:57 AM
..nipples
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Daggy 86,705 14
06/19/2004 10:59 AM
Old song? Frost off!
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Declan 'Pancakes' McManus 131,874 36
06/19/2004 11:03 AM
Sleep with his best friend, and he'll leave you!
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Dan the Erotic Author 0 0
06/19/2004 03:05 PM
String him up by his Twanger, er...Jill
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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/19/2004 03:24 PM
Send him on an all-expenses paid trip to Neverland Ranch.
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ringworm 68,315 13
06/19/2004 03:32 PM
sleep w/ a boy, roy
bring chains and a whip, kip
molest her cat, pat
give her the clap, jack
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Livewire 78,229 13
06/19/2004 03:54 PM
Cook 'er and eat 'er, Peter.
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Blackhole 1,684 14
06/19/2004 03:56 PM
maim 'er - banger
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/19/2004 05:55 PM
Once she sees your wang, you wont have a problem, ...Tang?
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/19/2004 05:56 PM
Lock her in your shed, Ted.
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peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/19/2004 06:02 PM
Tell his mommy, Tommy.
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Side-splitting
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TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/19/2004 07:30 PM
kidnap her kid and tell her you want her to die-highsoci
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Flying Hippo of Doom 1,246 10
06/19/2004 07:40 PM
Clickies for that one TTJ!
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Shecky Green 211,526 32
06/19/2004 07:40 PM
Give her a maha, Saha.
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ringworm 68,315 13
06/19/2004 08:35 PM
Clickies for that one TTJ!
as was evidenced by the yellow bar next to her post. thanks for pointing out the obvious anyway, you Frost-ing dork.
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The High Priestess 58,864 29
06/19/2004 10:58 PM
Kill him.....Jim?
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Mayo Clinic Is My Daddy 246 9
06/20/2004 12:36 AM
I think everyone is forgetting about the all to obvious:
Dirty Sanchez
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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/20/2004 12:39 AM
Hire a look-a-like to felch your lover.
I would have said do it yourself, but unless you are into that sort of thing, I don't think anyone here would consent to that.
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ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2004 12:46 AM
wow - 13 hours and several good examples later, some people still aren't getting the concept.
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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/20/2004 12:48 AM
I got the concept from the beginning, if you're referring to me. I just choose not to be part of the herd of cattle and go along with it.
I do my own thang, thank yeh.
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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/20/2004 12:49 AM
Stick your thing in the turbine of a wing... Ring.
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ringworm 68,315 13
06/20/2004 01:25 AM
not you specifically, but thanks.
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Anita Blake 6,762 9
06/20/2004 01:28 AM
Anytime.
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