Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 131,874 36
06/21/2004 12:37 AM

Oooh! another n00b.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/21/2004 12:37 AM

Noooo! VALIDATE ME WITH PRAISE! I CRAVE YOUR ACCEPTANCE!

ScratRat 77 8
06/21/2004 12:37 AM

GAB with the world's funniest people!



Wow what a blatent lie

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/21/2004 12:38 AM

You know, some Midol might help clear up that Poe ache.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
06/21/2004 12:38 AM

you don't seem all that funny yourself.

ScratRat 77 8
06/21/2004 12:39 AM

why am i a noob Declan?

oh thats right, you have nothing to base that blatently stupid remark on.go blow your mom

ScratRat 77 8
06/21/2004 12:39 AM

never said i was funny

Rebar Bezzerky 95 8
06/21/2004 12:40 AM

ScratRat is right, this place was totally boning until he came and said a bunch of cook stuff just now. I'm carving him a little medal from a larger medal I got for killing deer mice.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/21/2004 12:40 AM

Such a great post! Go back to your dungeouns & dragons boards and continue circle-jerking each other. It takes balls to say stuff like that on here, though. So YOU get a cookie

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 131,874 36
06/21/2004 12:41 AM

Being a n00b and complaining about GAB as it is is not going to make things any better.







No, it is rather like bing butt Frosted with out any lube. Trust me, you want lube.

Vanilla Dew 891 10
06/21/2004 12:42 AM

why am i a noob Declan?

oh thats right, you have nothing to base that blatently stupid remark on.



Yes... other than the fact that you're new. *blink*

Rebar Bezzerky 95 8
06/21/2004 12:44 AM

Mofo Baggins, why does it say FrGr after your name? If there isn't a reason, you should tell people it's short for Farrrrrtttt... GGrrrrrrrrrrrr... which is the noise you hear when you Shakespeare on a wild grizzly bear.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/21/2004 12:49 AM

go blow your mom



Declan is only inclined to blow his mom if she got a sex change.



And wasn't related.



Declan's got more class than that, he's from Ohio, not West Virginia.

ScratRat 77 8
06/21/2004 12:49 AM

Mofo Baggins, why does it say FrGr after your name? If there isn't a reason, you should tell people it's short for Farrrrrtttt... GGrrrrrrrrrrrr... which is the noise you hear when you Shakespeare on a wild grizzly bear.



people consider this funny??

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/21/2004 12:50 AM

why should I explain it? What if it is FrGr and just that? what if i just randomly typed in letters? What if I were actually part-moose?

Rebar Bezzerky 95 8
06/21/2004 12:51 AM

No, I hate him with all my heart so I'm trying to get him to tell people something stupid when they ask him what FrGr means. Also, I think you enjoy buttsex. I'm adding a lot of ass humping to your medal.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/21/2004 12:53 AM

If you read FrGr phonetically, it's Declan's mating call. "Fuurrr Grrrrr."

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/21/2004 12:54 AM

There is a "Gab on Zug funny indicator" bar on the right hand side of each post.



If the "GZFI" is not blinking then the GGGG FAAART post was not funny.

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 131,874 36
06/21/2004 12:54 AM

Kittuns- thank you.



Plus the fact that she's been quite dead for the last three years!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/21/2004 12:54 AM

Why am I a noob Declan? Uh. . . because you're new? PROBLEM SOLVED.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/21/2004 12:54 AM

you know, nobody has ever cared what FrGr means. that means a lot to me. *tear*



you get a cookie too.

Sexiest Man Alive 439 9
06/21/2004 12:56 AM

I am so Sexy.

ScratRat 77 8
06/21/2004 12:56 AM

then shes right up your alley isnt she Declan

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/21/2004 12:58 AM

then shes right up your alley isnt she Declan



Nope. She might be dead but she's still missing a penis.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/21/2004 12:58 AM

u are good at righitng huh.also declan would hve sex with you fisrt. i mean fist.i mean fist first.

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 131,874 36
06/21/2004 01:00 AM

Mofo- I hadn't asked about <FrGr> because I was under the impression that if you wanted to tell us you would.



Was that so wrong of me?

ScratRat 77 8
06/21/2004 01:00 AM

u are good at righitng huh



Is that supposed to be ironic?

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/21/2004 01:01 AM

Yes.



It's like rain, on your wedding day.

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 131,874 36
06/21/2004 01:02 AM

Nothing "supposed" about it at all.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/21/2004 01:03 AM

It's like a troollllllll on your favorite site

It's a lame ass, who can barely write

It's a little boy, who's family ain't right

And who would have that it figured?

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/21/2004 01:03 AM

Mofo- I hadn't asked about <FrGr> because I was under the impression that if you wanted to tell us you would.



Was that so wrong of me?



I really should have ended that post with </sarcasm>.... or "don't reply if you can't Frost-ing figure out that it's sarcastic" either one. Damn, the link didn't work like I'd hoped... oh well, that what you don't get when you don't personally verify that it works. Saved my self some trauma though.

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 131,874 36
06/21/2004 01:05 AM

And what if I was being the sarcastic one?







Blessyourheart!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/21/2004 01:06 AM

Declan is blinding him with kindness.



He blinded me with kindness!



He blinded me... with kindness...

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/21/2004 01:07 AM

Then end it with </sarcasm>!!! I don't like to have to think about things too much!

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 131,874 36
06/21/2004 01:15 AM

I don't like to have to think about things too much





Too much?













</sarcasm>

Vnzlnfckr 5 8
06/21/2004 01:16 AM

It's funny how some people who desperately crave for attention go in some sites just to complain about everything the rest of the people in that site likes. Just go in any message board and you'll always find a post like "Yur s1t3 sux, LOL".



If you think the people here isn't funny, why are you still hanging around here?



Go figure.

Mofo Baggins <FrGr> 10,950 10
06/21/2004 01:24 AM

okay, i don't like to think about things at all, are you happy? Who's leg do I have to hump to get a little slack around here?

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 131,874 36
06/21/2004 01:32 AM

i don't like to think about things at all. Are you happy





Deliriously so.

Pat The Great 948 9
06/21/2004 01:48 AM

At least he had an ID.

filly182 39,193 20
06/21/2004 01:52 AM

This is true. Superturkey, pick a thread for me to clickie and I'll do it.

Dudergator ate WhoaDude 497 9
06/21/2004 03:14 AM

What's with the influx of attack n00bs? Did I attack all of you when I joined? I don't remember it if I did.....

TEDphat 6,408 9
06/21/2004 03:17 AM

When I joined I put up a weak aerial assault which was easily avoided by the GAB community. They then all Shakespeare in my mouth, and I know hang out on GAB spitting this Shakespeare.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/21/2004 03:58 AM

<action>is very sorry that he missed this thread until it was too late.</action>



Gee, why does this whining and bitching sound familiar?

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/21/2004 04:40 AM

Because whining and bitching kicks the proverbial ass, and more and more people do it every day?



Not that I'm accusing anyone or something, just in general.

FlyingJules 167 9
06/21/2004 05:02 AM

I wish I was a n00b. </acrimony>

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/21/2004 05:03 AM

I don't have to wish, I am. ^_^ Sweet ignorance.

Daggy 86,705 14
06/21/2004 05:59 AM

Is that a frog?