Fathers Day Sucks
A comedy conversation
by FlyingJules  167  9
06/21/2004 04:57 AM 301 views
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For Father's Day I got my dad (drumroll please) a Mintek Portable DVD Player with 10" 16:9 TFT Widescreen Monitor/MP3 Playback. It's about $500. My brother got my dad a sticker. A Frost-ing sticker. Why do I even bother?
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Livewire 78,229  13
06/21/2004 09:10 AM
Why do I even bother?
Your brother will burn in the lake of fire for all eternity.
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McStupid 13,155 9
06/21/2004 10:19 AM
A sticker, huh? Now I know what to buy Dad next year. And here I was being thoughtful like a sucker.
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Nacho216 311 9
06/21/2004 10:23 AM
Man, the worst thing about being a 20 yr old dad? We don't get to celebrate father's day... that day is more of "remember that condom's are only 99% protective day"
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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
06/21/2004 10:27 AM
What Jules failed to mention is that the sticker is worth 2 free blowjobs when worn at any of the local gentlemen's clubs.
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/21/2004 10:29 AM
Well Spicey,
he did say it was a "Frost-ing sticker."
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Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/21/2004 10:31 AM
I told my father that i could not see him because i had a real live date.
Giving my father the knowlege that i am not a homosexual is about the best thing a man like him could recieve.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
06/21/2004 10:31 AM
Yeah, you can trade in your blowjobs for a discount on the private room.
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Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/21/2004 12:38 PM
This is the first time I've experienced father's day when one of my children had a cash money paying job.
I got a bicycle. It was a great day.
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Softcore Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/21/2004 01:55 PM
I gave my dad a giant bottle of Vodka. It'll be empty soon.
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Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/21/2004 01:58 PM
Pfft.
All you people with your "Dads"
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Jantastic 10,022 10
06/21/2004 02:08 PM
I am a terrible child. I didn't get my dad a Father's Day present, and I called him yesterday to say that no, I'm not coming home to visit any time soon, and no, I'm not any closer to graduating or getting married than the last time we spoke.
I'm saving the "I'm never going to give you grandchildren" talk for Christmas.
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Mr.Glass Is Watching You 25,340 11
06/21/2004 02:10 PM
I knew a girl who sucked father's day.
Through a hose.
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ringworm 68,315 13
06/21/2004 02:18 PM
my dad's dead.
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