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Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't
A comedy conversation by Passive Fascist 188 8
06/21/2004 04:50 PM 640 views
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.

18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.

17. It's a game of inches.

16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.

15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.

14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.

13. He found his tight end.

12. End around.

11. He had to stretch to get it in.

10. He gets penetration in the backfield.

9. He blows them off (at the line).

8. He bangs it in.

7. He could go all the way.

6. He gets it off just in time.

5. He goes deep.

4. He found a hole and slid through it.

3. He pounds it in.

2. He beats them off (the line)

1. He's got great hands.

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Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't

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Softcore Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/21/2004 04:51 PM

I usually think 7 but get 20
 

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Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/21/2004 04:55 PM

Thank you for being kind enough to delete all the >>>> and Fwd.Fwd.FWD from that e-mail you just posted.
 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966287
Passive Fascist 188 8
06/21/2004 04:58 PM

and you're wrong again.



It's from jokes.com



silly rabbit.
 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966290
Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/21/2004 05:00 PM

ootba
 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=966301
ringworm 68,315 13
06/21/2004 05:12 PM

i like the one about computer terminology and how they talk about floppy disks and hard disks like they're dicks, because they're so funny. get it? HARD!!!



pfff.
 

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Katsmeow 2,401 10
06/21/2004 05:15 PM

I don't know much about football but I would think the tight end would be better than the quarter back.
 

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BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
06/21/2004 08:18 PM

I can't believe "Dan Marino signed my balls" didn't make the list.
 

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Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/21/2004 10:43 PM

DYKE!!!













(or is it hike?)
 

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Livewire 78,229 13
06/21/2004 11:02 PM

I just can't believe they got through 20 of them without using wide receiver.
 

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Livewire 78,229 13
06/21/2004 11:03 PM

Which reminds me of the old joke:

Once a tight end has completed enough receptions, he becomes a wide receiver. Har-de-har har.
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