Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/22/2004 07:51 PM

Nice post.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
06/22/2004 07:52 PM

So. Turned. Off.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/22/2004 07:52 PM

Frost off, turd sucker.

peter eater sucks 1,850 10
06/22/2004 07:53 PM

"I think your abnormally huge nose is sexy."

Marilyn 12,471 13
06/22/2004 07:55 PM

You're incredibly funny for losers.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
06/22/2004 07:57 PM

Wait, wouldn't it be: An Insult Masked as a Compliment?

Marilyn 12,471 13
06/22/2004 07:58 PM

Yes, but you know what the Frost I mean so shut it.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/22/2004 08:00 PM

I find Marilyn's superior wit and sense of humour revolting.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/22/2004 08:02 PM

My favorite went out to Lila a couple weeks ago.



Lila, the only thing that matters is how he meant it. He obviously thinks that you are beautiful. And you should thank your lucky stars that you found someone that loves you so much. It's not often you find a blind retarded man that's still single.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/22/2004 08:02 PM

When I think of something funny I alway think of the person who last posted, and then I feel sick.

Marilyn 12,471 13
06/22/2004 08:02 PM

Now you're getting the hang of it. And I don't mean that in the you'll have to masturbate for your entire life because nobody will go near you kind of way at all.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
06/22/2004 08:03 PM

One time I was talking to one of the hottest chicks I've ever met and she said to me "you're pretty funny, in your own way." Meaning "holy Frost, who let you out of the house?"

Elferr 79 9
06/22/2004 08:03 PM

That shirt goes nicely with your grotesque looks and horribly poor intellect, you sack of useless.

Marilyn 12,471 13
06/22/2004 08:04 PM

Dude..you hit Lila?



What gives? I thought you were friends.

FallingJules 167 9
06/22/2004 11:20 PM

Today, you are uncharactristically good looking



You are only slightly obese

StormKat 2,051 9
06/22/2004 11:27 PM

That dress doesn't make you look fat... you're 350lb. 5-foot body makes you look fat.

LlamaMan 3 8
06/22/2004 11:29 PM

Hey, that disgusting acne covering your face is hardly noticable.

Anita Vacation 6,762 9
06/22/2004 11:38 PM

You have the face of a flower...









....a cauliflower.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/23/2004 01:10 AM

A compliment unintentionally masking an insult, but I realized that too late:



Me : Wow ! You have changed a lot !

Her : Oh, for better or for worse ?

Me (trying to be flirtatious) : Well, a woman like you could only change for the better !

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
06/23/2004 01:29 AM

Damn, you are such a bitch!



I like your shoes, though.

Jajoba 1,357 10
06/23/2004 07:13 AM

You really do remind me of your mother.

Chance 171,270 14
06/23/2004 07:21 AM

Marilyn- would you like another drink dear?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/23/2004 12:22 PM

I actually said this by accident to a co-worker named "Jean." Jean was a wonderfully nice person. She was about five-feet-nothing and tipped the scale at well over 270.



Me: Hey Jean. I haven't seen you in awhile. Where have you been?



Jean(beaming): I just got back from maternity leave. My little boy is just fine!



Me: Wow! Congratulations! I didn't even know you were pregnant!

DeadMike 3,390 10
06/23/2004 12:23 PM

<action>sniffs</action>

Mmmmm! You smell like Febreze!

Balls Deep 194 9
06/23/2004 12:36 PM

You look so beautiful with the lights out.