Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
06/24/2004 01:39 AM

<action>pouts</action>

You realize you just ruined all the zany Street Fighter 2 references in the article I submitted yesterday, right? YOU BASTARD!

Lunchbox, Native Texan 14,650 10
06/24/2004 01:41 AM

for real? wow--sorry.



GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Gonzo 20,522 17
06/24/2004 01:54 AM

<action> is the block from Adventure for the 2600. Or maybe a block from Breakout. Or a block from any other 2600 game. Suffice to say, Gonzo is a block.

Fluro 14,139 11
06/24/2004 01:56 AM

Lesuire Suit Larry....

20,522 17
06/24/2004 01:58 AM

WHAT?!

Hyperspaz 959 9
06/24/2004 02:04 AM

I am Sarge!

Miracles 22,430 0
06/24/2004 02:28 AM

I guess I'm the ball from Pong.

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 131,874 36
06/24/2004 04:25 AM

I was so disappointed when this thread wasn't about Whistler and me.

Just Ducky 10,666 13
06/24/2004 04:57 AM

Hey Griff, how bout that Chupa-thingy?

Just Ducky 10,666 13
06/24/2004 04:57 AM

Psst! Gab, not Gay

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/24/2004 05:16 AM

I guess all the n00bs would be the gumba mushrooms. They're slow, of little point value and always getting stepped on.















































And they keep sprouting up EVERYWHERE.

Lunchbox, Native Texan 14,650 10
06/24/2004 08:19 AM

Mavis - Zelda. Why? He's a hot character capable of many feats.



Declan and Whistler - Mario and Luigi. Why? Well, I would say Mario is Declan because he is a little shorter and pudgier. But Luigi is waaaay more effeminate than Mario, so I dunno. Like Whistler and Declan, they both have facial hair and are brothers. And since they both characters are plumbers, it is impossible to say which one Declan is, since Declan is adept at laying pipe and rearranging waste systems.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/24/2004 08:34 AM

<action> wincing </action>

I'm like the goat demon from DooM...

CSI: Dead Robot 67,630 16
06/24/2004 09:01 AM

Can I be King Koopa? Or one of his pot bellied minions (the cigar chomping daddy one)?

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/24/2004 10:04 AM

I think i'm the FBI agent from the E.T. video game. No matter how much you try and avoid me, i will find you and hang around.

Bonky 75,728 15
06/24/2004 10:06 AM

<action> picks lint out of belly button.

Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
06/24/2004 10:10 AM

Oh dearest Boxx of Lunch,

Don't make me eat you.

Kisses,

Chance

newwave 45,912 10
06/24/2004 10:28 AM

mother-Froster, I wanted to be the princess. I guess I can be Mr. Game and Watch instead, since no one really knows or cares about his existence.

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/24/2004 11:54 AM

I wanna be Jazz Jackrabbit... because he's freakin' <i<DUTCH!

PowBlocks 782 8
06/24/2004 12:08 PM

Heh... People calling themselves things from video games. What a bunch of dumbasses.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
06/24/2004 12:09 PM

I am Polterguy from The Haunting starring Polterguy.

























You don't remember him either, do you?

PowBlocks 782 8
06/24/2004 03:48 PM

I guess I can be Mr. Game and Watch instead, since no one really knows or cares about his existence.



Yeah, especially after he became one of the charecters in Super Smash Brothers for Game Cube. I'm sure no one knows who he is.

Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
06/24/2004 03:52 PM

Hey slick hows it been?

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
06/24/2004 03:57 PM

any of us as any of those space invader chappies.

Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/24/2004 05:13 PM

I don't know anything about these games, but I will allow Declan to be Mario. Declan is not as effeminate as some of you probably imagine. Except for his voice, which is as festive as you can get without lisping. And I'm not exactly the overly macho type. We could just as easily be taken for two straight guys or two gaymos as for what we actually are.

Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/24/2004 05:19 PM

Oh! And I have actual plumbing skills! I have installed toilets and sinks, and I even have my own (plumbing) snake. A l33+ drain unclogger is me!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/24/2004 05:21 PM

Declan's voice is a cross between Paul Lynde and Eeeyore.

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/24/2004 05:22 PM

In other words, he Frosts faucets.

mr.funky chunks 256 9
06/24/2004 05:22 PM

im link 'cause im just plain cool

Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 185,953 44
06/24/2004 05:29 PM

<action>sees that the Menace has given him an excuse to use the tag line</action>



Mr. Menace, it would have helped your understanding of our comedy postings if you had lurked enough before making such posts yourself to learn that my brother likes to stick his arm up other boys' bums.



That is all. Thank you.

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,762 9
06/24/2004 06:54 PM

What the hell?! The MARBLE?! I think I have enough ranking to at LEAST be a Tetris cube.

Lunchbox, Native Texan 14,650 10
06/24/2004 07:15 PM

Phuc - E. Honda from Street Fighter II. Why? Heh.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
06/24/2004 07:19 PM

CTRL + F

Find text: Donk

The text you entered was not found.



Nothing to see here...

Phlamingo 131,068 34
06/24/2004 08:13 PM

n00bs are the ghosts from Pacman. You generally think we're all the same because we run around and haunt you, but if you watch us for a while, you'll see we each have different personalities. And that some people have a bit more orange ghost (read: stupid) in them (read: not me).

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/24/2004 11:46 PM

im sam fisher from splinter cell

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,762 9
06/25/2004 12:26 AM

Heh, Chi-Chi in all his video-game glory.



Eh, I give him about 16 years to get to this point, at the rate his kid's sucking his life essence away.

A Violent Reaction 72 8
06/25/2004 12:30 AM

I am a clone of the Master Chief from Halo,from the armor and visor all the way down to the female voice inside my head

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
06/25/2004 12:33 AM

I am the Blaster Master. I have a bitchin' tank that's got lots of weapons and an awesome vertical jump. Go ahead and make fun of the pink paint job. Don't mind the giant pink gun barrel pointed at your face.

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,762 9
06/25/2004 12:55 AM

That's not pink, it's SALMON.

PowBlocks 782 8
06/25/2004 03:46 AM

I think John Hargrave should have his own video game. I mean... Those Olsen bastards get their own game, why can't he?!

Miracles 22,430 0
06/25/2004 03:50 AM

Maybe if John were anorexic - then he could have his own game.



And he could wear cool clothes and kiss boys!

Mr.Glass Is Watching You 25,340 11
06/25/2004 03:50 AM

2 vaginas to his 0.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/25/2004 03:52 AM

He is taking penis pills - that is no zero!

PowBlocks 782 8
06/25/2004 11:52 AM

What are penis pills? Are they pills shaped like penises? That sounds nasty.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/25/2004 11:55 AM

Yeah, I'm Ryu Hayabusa. HAS NO ONE NOTICED THE NINJA ICON? In fact, my whole life is just an 8-bit cut scene.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/25/2004 11:56 AM

I'd like to be the duck from Duck Hunt. As much as you try to shoot me, I'll always flap away. Then you have to cheat and put your gun on the screen. Cheatin' bastards!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/25/2004 11:58 AM

My bad, they used to be called "cinema scenes." Now they are called "let me just put down my controller and a have a wank for the next 20 minutes while Solid Snake talks to that faggy Raiden about some stupid crap-scenes."

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/25/2004 02:36 PM

Raiden was gay?!?!?