Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/24/2004 12:03 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee ... a little nutty but goes down easy.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/24/2004 12:04 PM

I like my women like I like my scotch, thirteen years old and stored in the basement.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,287 14
06/24/2004 12:04 PM

...black as night and begging for some cream.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/24/2004 12:05 PM

Oh wait, we're only doing coffee.



I like my women like I like my coffee, high priced from the hippie food store.



I suck at this game.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 12
06/24/2004 12:07 PM

I like my women like my coffee, cold and bitter.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,287 14
06/24/2004 12:07 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee: mail-ordered from Ethiopia.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
06/24/2004 12:07 PM

...sold to me by a Columbian man.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 12
06/24/2004 12:09 PM

... causing a stain on my pants.

Creeping Myrtle 181,263 70
06/24/2004 12:09 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee: first thing in the morning, unless I choose otherwise, in which case, I can have it any time of the day I please.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/24/2004 12:09 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, secretly replaced by Folger's Crystals.

Passive Fascist 188 8
06/24/2004 12:10 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, grinded up and put in the freezer.

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 130,657 34
06/24/2004 12:12 PM

Men and coffee?



Strong, sweet, rich, and creamy!

Dolphin Meat 2,598 8
06/24/2004 12:12 PM

...good to the last drop.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 9
06/24/2004 12:14 PM

...down the front of my pants.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 13
06/24/2004 12:14 PM

In your mouth, then?

Gopher 570 10
06/24/2004 12:14 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, waiting for me in the kitchen until I go get me some.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/24/2004 12:14 PM

Dangerously close to my crotch while I drive to work.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 13
06/24/2004 12:16 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee. Decapitated.

PowBlocks 782 8
06/24/2004 12:16 PM

I like my woman like I like my coffee. FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 13
06/24/2004 12:16 PM

Sorry, that's decafinated, isn't it? That doesn't make sense.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 9
06/24/2004 12:16 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee...



...two big, round jugs of coffee.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/24/2004 12:18 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, named after characters from Battlestar Galactica.

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/24/2004 12:20 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee. With enough scotch in them to add that 'zing!'

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,287 14
06/24/2004 12:20 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee: ten matchsticks waltzing towards the promenade of the Mall of America.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,088 15
06/24/2004 12:21 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee,





By the sack full, and soon to be roasted.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,088 15
06/24/2004 12:23 PM

Did I forget to say, and ground to about #7 for espresso machines ?

Dolphin Meat 2,598 8
06/24/2004 12:24 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee:

Brought to me by a woman.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,088 15
06/24/2004 12:29 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee,

Only not Vente, and served by some lazy ass "Actor/film student" with a Frost-ing tacklebox full of hardware in his face.

Nachos - Hardcore since...well, never really... 57,478 23
06/24/2004 12:32 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee...



Burning hot, covered in piss and cum, and taken over and over again in full view of the public...







Wait...that's only how I like my coffee...



Erm, can I start over?

greZow 112 8
06/24/2004 12:39 PM

All I have to ask is........



Are you qualified to give a urine sample?



Coffee often and hot

Women often and hot

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/24/2004 01:03 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee, hot, creamy and all over my face.

newwave 45,912 9
06/24/2004 02:07 PM

The best part of waking up is Folgers all over your face and large, heaving breasts!

Suicide Ranger 27,849 12
06/24/2004 02:22 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee..



Available at any convenience store for $0.89

Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 183,262 42
06/24/2004 02:31 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee...



...transported on the back of a donkey.

Suicide Ranger 27,849 12
06/24/2004 02:39 PM

...Able to warmup in 45 seconds and just as good as starting a new pot.

Fratberry 277,313 52
06/24/2004 02:40 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee...



...available at the nearest Waffle House.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 9
06/24/2004 02:44 PM

I like my woman like I like my coffee...Overpriced and bought on the Corner...

Suicide Ranger 27,849 12
06/24/2004 02:47 PM

...vacuum sealed and lightly toasted.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,771 17
06/24/2004 02:48 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee,young, dumb and full of---oh wait, that doesn't really work at all, does it?

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,771 17
06/24/2004 02:51 PM

I like my men the way I like my coffee...hot, creamy and dribbling down my chin.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/24/2004 03:18 PM

<action>points up</action>

Real original Trae.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
06/24/2004 03:19 PM

I prefer original Trae to Extra Crispy.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,771 17
06/24/2004 03:25 PM

yeah, I noticed that Kittuns. However, I like my dribbled, not poured all over my face like Juan Valdez bukkake!

Darren of Doom 188 8
06/24/2004 03:40 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee.... in bed





I also like my women like I like my scotch... 12 years old and mixed up with coke

invisiblenudist 432 8
06/24/2004 03:42 PM

I like my men like i like my cofee... after sex.

invisiblenudist 432 8
06/24/2004 03:45 PM

Or should I say, after an orgasm

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,771 17
06/24/2004 03:50 PM

You know what's mine is yours, Oboe.



- WL

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/24/2004 03:54 PM

"...poured all over my face like Juan Valdez bukkake!

...I shudder to think when I might have cause to use it..."



Use it at the end of a long, boring staff-meeting during the awkward silence that follows the inquiry: "So--does anyone have anything else to add?"

superfly 1,145 8
06/24/2004 04:00 PM

I like my coffee like i like my women....Freeze dried, zip locked and shoved in my cabinet behind the peanut butter

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
06/24/2004 04:40 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee: instant

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
06/24/2004 04:42 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee: hot and sugar free

DeadMike 3,390 9
06/24/2004 04:46 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee; during breakfast in the lunchroom at work.

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,762 9
06/24/2004 07:24 PM

I like my coffee like I like my:



Men - Rich, straight, and with a very fine grind.



Women - Exotic, in large cups, hot enough to scald my tongue, and with a smooth aftertaste.

Darren of Doom 188 8
06/24/2004 07:26 PM

I like my coffee like I like me women... sweet and low

The mysterious Snork 45,631 12
06/24/2004 07:30 PM

I don't like cofee.

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,762 9
06/24/2004 07:31 PM

That's probably your problem there, honey.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,398 14
06/24/2004 07:32 PM

But do you like coffee?

Bonky 75,728 14
06/24/2004 07:33 PM

Trust me, abused and emotionally vulnerable coffee doesn't taste nearly as good as one would think.

The mysterious Snork 45,631 12
06/24/2004 07:33 PM

I don't have a problem.



No really.





I DO NOT!

Mr.Glass Is Watching You 25,325 11
06/24/2004 07:37 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee: Digesting slowly inside of me, releasing nutrients to sooth my bowels and promote lax evacuation.

The mysterious Snork 45,631 12
06/24/2004 07:42 PM

I don't like coffee like I don't like my women: dark and bitter.



That did not make any sense.

Phlamingo 130,632 34
06/24/2004 07:56 PM

...it's best when I make it myself.

Fartpuppy - I got nothin' 5,142 12
06/24/2004 07:58 PM

I like my women like I like coffee: Full of tranquilizers

IronChef 164 8
06/24/2004 08:01 PM

I like my men like I like my cofee. With a gigantic black penis that tears my rectum asunder.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
06/24/2004 08:07 PM

wrecked 'em? Hell, it killed 'em!







Recycling humor since 2004.

HisBoyElroy 10,617 12
06/24/2004 08:09 PM

i like my women like i like my coffee...ground up and stored in a can in my refrigerator.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,771 17
06/24/2004 08:25 PM

hbe, refer to my post.



I'm just sayin' is all....

Livewire 78,229 12
06/24/2004 08:53 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee: Crisp.

</Canadians only>

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/24/2004 09:05 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee: able to pick me up and choke me.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 9
06/24/2004 09:44 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee. Strong and hot, and not in my ass.



I love you today, Oboe.

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/24/2004 11:41 PM

throw out my truck window when im done with them

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,771 17
06/24/2004 11:44 PM

like my women like I like my coffee: Crisp.

</Canadians only>



hey, you shut up! I know what you're talking about. I have Canadian friends you know!



Sheesh!

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,771 17
06/24/2004 11:44 PM

psssst.. I was just playing mad, I love you.

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/25/2004 12:02 AM

with a lot roofies and perhaps a drop or 2 of acid

Livewire 78,229 12
06/25/2004 12:16 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, naked and in Atlanta.



Wait a minute. That made no sense!

Livewire 78,229 12
06/25/2004 12:17 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee. In a-cup.





Get it?



GET IT?!





I slay me.

Izzy Go Lucky 39 9
06/25/2004 12:18 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee - able to satisfy after it's in me.

SAVAGELY STUDIOUS SAVIORA 666 9
06/25/2004 12:41 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee...









...Able to keep me up ALL NIGHT LONG

Miracles 22,430 0
06/25/2004 02:29 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee -



SUPER THICK.

Sir Clovis 1,465 9
06/25/2004 02:33 AM

I like my women like I like my chicken, with a lttle bit of fat on the end.

Not to much, not to little just enough to make me grin.

Wnen I see a little women walking down the street she's way to skinny needs a little more meat, she's pretty but not my cup of tea.

Fluro 14,139 11
06/25/2004 02:47 AM

.... hot black and wet?

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/25/2004 06:02 AM

funny to throw at my neighbor's cat

Don't touch me there, Mr Worthington 1,889 13
06/25/2004 07:58 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee...





Anally.

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/28/2004 12:06 AM

like women like coffee



dirty

Emenius 1,433 10
06/28/2004 12:58 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee: hairy

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/06/2004 05:00 AM

Able to clean out my colon?

TheFoye 55,700 15
08/06/2004 07:26 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee..

Thick and creamy

The Merry Snork 45,631 12
08/06/2004 07:59 AM

...old, stale and crusty.

turtle10 41,927 26
08/06/2004 09:46 AM

Hawaiin Light and Sweet....oh yeah, and bottomless

Fluro 14,139 11
08/06/2004 09:48 AM

In such a state that it can't fight back.

Lord Dyran 6,036 9
08/06/2004 09:49 AM

I don't drink coffee ... and I'm still a virgin. Are these connected, then?

Dead Robot 67,626 15
08/06/2004 09:53 AM

I like my tea like I like my men: baggin'!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,092 14
08/06/2004 09:57 AM

I don't drink coffee ... and I'm still a virgin. Are these connected, then?



Yes sweetie. Go to the nearest local coffe house. StarFrosts will do in a pinch, but a local indie is better. Order 12 different drinks. Then drink all successively, some at the same time.



Tonight you will have SUCH fun!!!

Scorpion 4,080 9
08/06/2004 10:53 AM

If I were gay, I would like my coffee like I like my men: Named Maxwell.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,061 9
08/06/2004 12:00 PM

No one else has said it so I feel obliged. I like my men like a like my coffee: with a spoon Proud Elitist likes his Lord Dyran like he likes his coffee: with a spoon in him.

Lord Dyran 6,036 9
08/06/2004 12:04 PM

Yes, but we still haven't decided who has the bigger spoon.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,061 9
08/06/2004 12:09 PM

This is true. You both should send me pictures. I promise not to make a calander out of them.

Briham thinks Swearbot is a relative of Bender 38,843 9
08/19/2004 10:45 PM

For me, women and coffee are the same in that I haven't enjoyed either. *Starts crying*

130,632 34
08/19/2004 10:46 PM

whitey's a deep sleeper.

The Happy Napkin 30,762 12
08/20/2004 01:52 AM

I like my Women like I like my coffee. Dead.

Nydus Canal 490 11
08/20/2004 09:14 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee - with very nice round breasts, a magical smile, and an award winning personality.

Trixxie 65,014 14
02/16/2005 10:20 AM

Black and Straight Up?





Actually I am not picky. I'll drink my coffe any ol way.

Youre all after me Lucky Charms 171,220 14
02/16/2005 10:25 AM

I Like My Men Like I Like My Coffee....whipping my ass and keeping me in the kitchen.

Megatron teh n00b 3,355 9
02/16/2005 10:29 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee ... Free!

Tiger Style Felipe 161,287 14
02/16/2005 11:32 AM

My friend from Kentucky used to sing this song, "Well, I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the ends."

Mr. Sir 66,708 9
02/16/2005 12:21 PM

...picked from a field by a suspicious looking Columbian on a donkey, then shipped into the country in a burlap sack and sold on the corner.



I like it hot, rich, and sweet. I put the cream in it myself- that punk behind the counter can't be trusted. It also has to be served with nice muffins.







When I am done, I poop.

gokijin 139 8
02/16/2005 12:36 PM

I don't like coffee, but I like my woman hot, steamy, and erotic. The best "cup" I had though, was last summer on the beach, in the rain.



Also, like a Starbucks....everywhere!

ToOqUiK 130 8
02/16/2005 01:08 PM

I like my Coffee like I like my men... able to stay in me and circulate for a while

Intoxicated Ape 615 9
02/16/2005 01:11 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee... on my desk within minutes of my arrival at work.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/16/2005 05:57 PM

"I Like My Women/Men Like I Like My Coffee..."



Hermaphrodites kinda scare me

RedstaR Leader of the Red Army 1,068 8
02/16/2005 08:16 PM

I'm coffee and I DONT LIKE ANY OF YOU!

La Pistola 10,061 9
02/16/2005 11:06 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee . . .



Cold and lifeless, with a line of crack of their ass.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/16/2005 11:10 PM

with a line of crack of their ass.



Coffee, extra redundant

La Pistola 10,061 9
02/16/2005 11:15 PM

Ahem.



On.



On their ass.

larkknot 3,359 10
02/17/2005 01:24 AM

Minty!

GerbilNuzzle 12,005 11
02/17/2005 01:45 AM

I, like, my women, like, I like my coffee, y'know? I am sherr.

Mr. Briham 38,843 9
02/17/2005 02:09 AM

I like my women like I like my Starbucks Coffee: Being sold on every street corner.

Bankey 70,843 10
10/05/2005 08:52 AM

I like my old over done threads like I like my women, buried too deep for anyone to find.

Fratberry 277,313 52
10/05/2005 08:55 AM

<action>kicks mud off of boots</action>

Sadly he's not kidding.

Fratberry 277,313 52
10/05/2005 09:03 AM

I'm just getting real tired of having to kill them with a banjo.

Jilly 24,690 8
10/05/2005 09:07 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee.

I like to slurp on them.

I like lotsa "sugah"

Oh, and fresh beans.

Scott Peterson Live from San Quentin 2,134 8
10/05/2005 09:32 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee....



on the rocks.

Fratberry 277,313 52
10/05/2005 09:46 AM

Go play with your hose.

Jilly 24,690 8
10/05/2005 10:37 AM

BIG - glad to see ya. We've been lacking venom and hate around these parts.

Speaking of... Where the hell is Lila?

Fratberry 277,313 52
10/05/2005 10:46 AM

I don't see him. Do you see him?

Sarin Highwind 699 11
10/05/2005 12:12 PM

I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the ends, not to much and not to little just enough to make me grin.....

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
10/05/2005 12:14 PM

I like my GABbers like my bartenders...People who know who I am and when I am around.



Jilly, you are a moron. Please stick you hand in a blender.

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 8
10/07/2005 12:03 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee... a day old and from latin america

</ollie>

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,142 12
10/20/2005 02:37 AM

I like this thread like I like Johnny sausage boy.

Buried never to be seen again.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/20/2005 12:08 PM

I like my coffee like my heart - black and bitter.

cueballjonez 318 7
10/20/2005 12:13 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, both inducing massive bowel movements.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/20/2005 12:21 PM

WTF is coffee?



>cream and two sugars, please<

cueballjonez 318 7
10/20/2005 12:28 PM

>cream and two sugars, please<



You guessed her stage name!

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 8
10/20/2005 01:16 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, richer than me.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
10/20/2005 06:08 PM

I like my women like i like my coffee: Hot and filled to the brim with cream.

McPants - The Shape of Punk to Come 19,546 10
10/20/2005 06:14 PM

<action>subtly</action>I like my women like I like my coffee: with a little whiskey added in for good measure.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
10/20/2005 10:10 PM

i like my coffee like i like my coffee.....





....what?

Robin® 14,626 9
10/20/2005 10:28 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, hot, sweet, and in my past.

Fartpuppy - Still turning girls into lesbians 5,142 12
12/12/2005 08:14 PM

Oh god. Why won't this thread die?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
12/12/2005 11:58 PM

Too much caffeine?

Millie Christmas and a Happy New Year 116,854 28
12/13/2005 12:03 AM

I don't drink coffee.



What does that mean? Am I a lesbian?

The Baptist 1,672 8
12/13/2005 12:06 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee...groung up and in the freezer.

Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 87,649 31
12/13/2005 12:09 AM

I don't drink coffee.



What does that mean? Am I a lesbian?



I think it means you like your men non-caffeinated, sans beans, and conspicuous in their absence.



Or yeah, the lesbian thing. But only if you're into milk, instead.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,849 12
12/23/2005 07:25 PM

Holy crap this is an old thread, one of my first posts is up there 6/24/2004.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, 2005 130,657 34
12/23/2005 08:17 PM

Garsh, SR took his SMRT pill today!

Suicide Ranger 27,849 12
01/04/2006 04:17 AM

... with no "cream" until I add it myself.

JajobaThe1st 308 8
01/16/2006 07:35 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee... yes I do.

Mrs. JM 24,690 8
01/16/2006 08:24 AM

Burnt

Queen_Ilikimikimaka 440 8
01/16/2006 09:59 AM

I like my men like I like my coffeeawwwwwwwwwwwww FrostER! Not on my leather seats! Shakespeare!!!

Shakespeare!!! Let me start over...

Queen_Ilikimikimaka 440 8
01/16/2006 10:00 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee. With a Frost-ing lid that fits.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 166,232 10
03/08/2006 08:00 PM

I like my coffee threads like I like my women.



Well over a year old.

Snakes on a Plane Felipe 161,287 14
03/08/2006 11:10 PM

...or it gets the hose again? I don't think you know how this works.

Snakes on a Plane Felipe 161,287 14
03/08/2006 11:38 PM

No, I meant "English."

Mastur Platypus 6,622 10
04/24/2006 04:50 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee - full-bodied, aromatic and straight from the pot (slurp, slurp, slurrrp)...

Hooters Mcboob 25 6
04/24/2006 04:59 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee... Perks you up for a half an hour then fails short right before the big meeting.

GinnerBen 2 6
04/24/2006 05:15 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee - on the table. Now.

Chit 178,088 15
04/24/2006 05:18 PM

Covered in bees !

I am Jack's Kidney 6,902 11
04/24/2006 05:20 PM

in a cup

Special Kakester 55,555 14
04/24/2006 06:30 PM

"mmmmm. . .Ogden Nashy!"

Bunglero 0 4
09/17/2008 09:30 PM

The return of the coffer thread. WILL IT EVER DIE??

I like my women like i like my coffee, hot, fresh, good taste, and between my legs in the car, and if i get burned I sue.

Thud 66,695 17
09/17/2008 09:46 PM

Feeg. And you'd better believe that I mean it.

Every. Damned. Letter.

Millie 116,854 28
09/17/2008 11:35 PM

This is one of those threads that I always regret clicking on because it takes so long to load and it's stupid. But since I'm here, I might as well post.

I just hope that invisible one doesn't come up again.

Thud 66,695 17
09/17/2008 11:39 PM

You had to say that, didn't you?

Suicide Ranger 27,849 12
09/18/2008 12:39 AM

I think up at the top is one of my first posts in GAB how nostalgic.

TomServo 3,752 7
09/18/2008 05:09 AM

I like my woman like I like my coffee.... Cheap and unsatisfying

KChikita - Fertility Goddess 124,276 89
09/18/2008 07:19 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee...slutty and barely dressed.

Nachos - Defining The Rapture 57,478 23
09/18/2008 07:31 AM

If you ever see any provincial town in the UK on a Friday or Saturday night you'll give up coffee for life.

The Glitz, the Glamour, the McPants 19,546 10
09/18/2008 07:46 AM

Nachos, are you sure those can be categorized as "women"?

iRavos 62,361 20
09/18/2008 08:01 AM

I like my coffee like i like my women. Hot, black, and with a penis.

wait, what?