Teh Porn Producer 7,598 7
06/24/2004 09:03 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee ... a little nutty but goes down easy.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/24/2004 09:04 PM

I like my women like I like my scotch, thirteen years old and stored in the basement.

Chi-Chi Felipe 160,414 12
06/24/2004 09:04 PM

...black as night and begging for some cream.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/24/2004 09:05 PM

Oh wait, we're only doing coffee.



I like my women like I like my coffee, high priced from the hippie food store.



I suck at this game.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,577 10
06/24/2004 09:07 PM

I like my women like my coffee, cold and bitter.

Chi-Chi Felipe 160,414 12
06/24/2004 09:07 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee: mail-ordered from Ethiopia.

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
06/24/2004 09:07 PM

...sold to me by a Columbian man.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,577 10
06/24/2004 09:09 PM

... causing a stain on my pants.

Creeping Myrtle 126,383 11
06/24/2004 09:09 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee: first thing in the morning, unless I choose otherwise, in which case, I can have it any time of the day I please.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/24/2004 09:09 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, secretly replaced by Folger's Crystals.

Passive Fascist 188 6
06/24/2004 09:10 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, grinded up and put in the freezer.

Declan McManus, Investigative Cook 115,733 11
06/24/2004 09:12 PM

Men and coffee?



Strong, sweet, rich, and creamy!

Dolphin Meat 2,598 6
06/24/2004 09:12 PM

...good to the last drop.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 8
06/24/2004 09:14 PM

...down the front of my pants.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,160 9
06/24/2004 09:14 PM

In your mouth, then?

Gopher 567 8
06/24/2004 09:14 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, waiting for me in the kitchen until I go get me some.

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
06/24/2004 09:14 PM

Dangerously close to my crotch while I drive to work.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,160 9
06/24/2004 09:16 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee. Decapitated.

PowBlocks 782 6
06/24/2004 09:16 PM

I like my woman like I like my coffee. FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,160 9
06/24/2004 09:16 PM

Sorry, that's decafinated, isn't it? That doesn't make sense.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 8
06/24/2004 09:16 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee...



...two big, round jugs of coffee.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/24/2004 09:18 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, named after characters from Battlestar Galactica.

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 893 7
06/24/2004 09:20 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee. With enough scotch in them to add that 'zing!'

Chi-Chi Felipe 160,414 12
06/24/2004 09:20 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee: ten matchsticks waltzing towards the promenade of the Mall of America.

Chit From Shine-ola 163,924 10
06/24/2004 09:21 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee,





By the sack full, and soon to be roasted.

Chit From Shine-ola 163,924 10
06/24/2004 09:23 PM

Did I forget to say, and ground to about #7 for espresso machines ?

Dolphin Meat 2,598 6
06/24/2004 09:24 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee:

Brought to me by a woman.

Chit From Shine-ola 163,924 10
06/24/2004 09:29 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee,

Only not Vente, and served by some lazy ass "Actor/film student" with a Frost-ing tacklebox full of hardware in his face.

Nachos - Hardcore since...well, never really... 51,808 10
06/24/2004 09:32 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee...



Burning hot, covered in piss and cum, and taken over and over again in full view of the public...







Wait...that's only how I like my coffee...



Erm, can I start over?

greZow 112 6
06/24/2004 09:39 PM

All I have to ask is........



Are you qualified to give a urine sample?



Coffee often and hot

Women often and hot

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,804 7
06/24/2004 10:03 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee, hot, creamy and all over my face.

newwave 45,836 7
06/24/2004 11:07 PM

The best part of waking up is Folgers all over your face and large, heaving breasts!

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
06/24/2004 11:22 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee..



Available at any convenience store for $0.89

Whistler P. McManus, basso profundo 141,665 23
06/24/2004 11:31 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee...



...transported on the back of a donkey.

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
06/24/2004 11:39 PM

...Able to warmup in 45 seconds and just as good as starting a new pot.

Fratberry 219,236 13
06/24/2004 11:40 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee...



...available at the nearest Waffle House.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,701 7
06/24/2004 11:44 PM

I like my woman like I like my coffee...Overpriced and bought on the Corner...

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
06/24/2004 11:47 PM

...vacuum sealed and lightly toasted.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,239 10
06/24/2004 11:48 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee,young, dumb and full of---oh wait, that doesn't really work at all, does it?

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,239 10
06/24/2004 11:51 PM

I like my men the way I like my coffee...hot, creamy and dribbling down my chin.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,804 7
06/25/2004 12:18 AM

<action>points up</action>

Real original Trae.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
06/25/2004 12:19 AM

I prefer original Trae to Extra Crispy.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,239 10
06/25/2004 12:25 AM

yeah, I noticed that Kittuns. However, I like my dribbled, not poured all over my face like Juan Valdez bukkake!

Darren of Doom 188 6
06/25/2004 12:40 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee.... in bed





I also like my women like I like my scotch... 12 years old and mixed up with coke

invisiblenudist 432 6
06/25/2004 12:42 AM

I like my men like i like my cofee... after sex.

invisiblenudist 432 6
06/25/2004 12:45 AM

Or should I say, after an orgasm

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,239 10
06/25/2004 12:50 AM

You know what's mine is yours, Oboe.



- WL

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
06/25/2004 12:54 AM

"...poured all over my face like Juan Valdez bukkake!

...I shudder to think when I might have cause to use it..."



Use it at the end of a long, boring staff-meeting during the awkward silence that follows the inquiry: "So--does anyone have anything else to add?"

superfly 1,145 6
06/25/2004 01:00 AM

I like my coffee like i like my women....Freeze dried, zip locked and shoved in my cabinet behind the peanut butter

firelizard SFC 1,186 9
06/25/2004 01:40 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee: instant

firelizard SFC 1,186 9
06/25/2004 01:42 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee: hot and sugar free

DeadMike 3,384 7
06/25/2004 01:46 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee; during breakfast in the lunchroom at work.

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,759 7
06/25/2004 04:24 AM

I like my coffee like I like my:



Men - Rich, straight, and with a very fine grind.



Women - Exotic, in large cups, hot enough to scald my tongue, and with a smooth aftertaste.

Darren of Doom 188 6
06/25/2004 04:26 AM

I like my coffee like I like me women... sweet and low

The mysterious Snork 44,997 8
06/25/2004 04:30 AM

I don't like cofee.

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,759 7
06/25/2004 04:31 AM

That's probably your problem there, honey.

Big Chief Hammerhead 59,084 10
06/25/2004 04:32 AM

But do you like coffee?

Bonky 75,356 13
06/25/2004 04:33 AM

Trust me, abused and emotionally vulnerable coffee doesn't taste nearly as good as one would think.

The mysterious Snork 44,997 8
06/25/2004 04:33 AM

I don't have a problem.



No really.





I DO NOT!

Mr.Glass Is Watching You 25,293 9
06/25/2004 04:37 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee: Digesting slowly inside of me, releasing nutrients to sooth my bowels and promote lax evacuation.

The mysterious Snork 44,997 8
06/25/2004 04:42 AM

I don't like coffee like I don't like my women: dark and bitter.



That did not make any sense.

Phlamingo 103,434 13
06/25/2004 04:56 AM

...it's best when I make it myself.

Fartpuppy - I got nothin' 5,034 6
06/25/2004 04:58 AM

I like my women like I like coffee: Full of tranquilizers

IronChef 164 6
06/25/2004 05:01 AM

I like my men like I like my cofee. With a gigantic black penis that tears my rectum asunder.

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
06/25/2004 05:07 AM

wrecked 'em? Hell, it killed 'em!







Recycling humor since 2004.

HisBoyElroy 10,547 11
06/25/2004 05:09 AM

i like my women like i like my coffee...ground up and stored in a can in my refrigerator.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,239 10
06/25/2004 05:25 AM

hbe, refer to my post.



I'm just sayin' is all....

Livewire 77,906 8
06/25/2004 05:53 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee: Crisp.

</Canadians only>

Lamburger 32,904 7
06/25/2004 06:05 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee: able to pick me up and choke me.

Roofie Raccoon 56,420 7
06/25/2004 06:44 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee. Strong and hot, and not in my ass.



I love you today, Oboe.

Snipe*Star 244 6
06/25/2004 08:41 AM

throw out my truck window when im done with them

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,239 10
06/25/2004 08:44 AM

like my women like I like my coffee: Crisp.

</Canadians only>



hey, you shut up! I know what you're talking about. I have Canadian friends you know!



Sheesh!

Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,239 10
06/25/2004 08:44 AM

psssst.. I was just playing mad, I love you.

Snipe*Star 244 6
06/25/2004 09:02 AM

with a lot roofies and perhaps a drop or 2 of acid

Livewire 77,906 8
06/25/2004 09:16 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, naked and in Atlanta.



Wait a minute. That made no sense!

Livewire 77,906 8
06/25/2004 09:17 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee. In a-cup.





Get it?



GET IT?!





I slay me.

Izzy Go Lucky 39 7
06/25/2004 09:18 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee - able to satisfy after it's in me.

SAVAGELY STUDIOUS SAVIORA 658 7
06/25/2004 09:41 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee...









...Able to keep me up ALL NIGHT LONG

Miracles 22,406 0
06/25/2004 11:29 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee -



SUPER THICK.

Sir Clovis 1,458 6
06/25/2004 11:33 AM

I like my women like I like my chicken, with a lttle bit of fat on the end.

Not to much, not to little just enough to make me grin.

Wnen I see a little women walking down the street she's way to skinny needs a little more meat, she's pretty but not my cup of tea.

Fluro 14,073 9
06/25/2004 11:47 AM

.... hot black and wet?

Snipe*Star 244 6
06/25/2004 03:02 PM

funny to throw at my neighbor's cat

Don't touch me there, Mr Worthington 1,781 9
06/25/2004 04:58 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee...





Anally.

Snipe*Star 244 6
06/28/2004 09:06 AM

like women like coffee



dirty

Emenius 1,431 8
06/28/2004 09:58 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee: hairy

Lamburger 32,904 7
08/06/2004 02:00 PM

Able to clean out my colon?

TheFoye 53,734 10
08/06/2004 04:26 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee..

Thick and creamy

The Merry Snork 44,997 8
08/06/2004 04:59 PM

...old, stale and crusty.

turtle10 19,485 7
08/06/2004 06:46 PM

Hawaiin Light and Sweet....oh yeah, and bottomless

Fluro 14,073 9
08/06/2004 06:48 PM

In such a state that it can't fight back.

Lord Dyran 5,985 7
08/06/2004 06:49 PM

I don't drink coffee ... and I'm still a virgin. Are these connected, then?

Dead Robot 67,245 11
08/06/2004 06:53 PM

I like my tea like I like my men: baggin'!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 115,023 10
08/06/2004 06:57 PM

I don't drink coffee ... and I'm still a virgin. Are these connected, then?



Yes sweetie. Go to the nearest local coffe house. StarFrosts will do in a pinch, but a local indie is better. Order 12 different drinks. Then drink all successively, some at the same time.



Tonight you will have SUCH fun!!!

Scorpion 4,060 7
08/06/2004 07:53 PM

If I were gay, I would like my coffee like I like my men: Named Maxwell.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 9,999 7
08/06/2004 09:00 PM

No one else has said it so I feel obliged. I like my men like a like my coffee: with a spoon Proud Elitist likes his Lord Dyran like he likes his coffee: with a spoon in him.

Lord Dyran 5,985 7
08/06/2004 09:04 PM

Yes, but we still haven't decided who has the bigger spoon.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 9,999 7
08/06/2004 09:09 PM

This is true. You both should send me pictures. I promise not to make a calander out of them.

Briham thinks Swearbot is a relative of Bender 38,617 7
08/20/2004 07:45 AM

For me, women and coffee are the same in that I haven't enjoyed either. *Starts crying*

103,434 13
08/20/2004 07:46 AM

whitey's a deep sleeper.

The Happy Napkin 30,677 7
08/20/2004 10:52 AM

I like my Women like I like my coffee. Dead.

Nydus Canal 490 9
08/20/2004 06:14 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee - with very nice round breasts, a magical smile, and an award winning personality.

Trixxie 64,479 13
02/16/2005 08:20 PM

Black and Straight Up?





Actually I am not picky. I'll drink my coffe any ol way.

Youre all after me Lucky Charms 168,281 11
02/16/2005 08:25 PM

I Like My Men Like I Like My Coffee....whipping my ass and keeping me in the kitchen.

Megatron teh n00b 3,349 7
02/16/2005 08:29 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee ... Free!

Tiger Style Felipe 160,414 12
02/16/2005 09:32 PM

My friend from Kentucky used to sing this song, "Well, I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the ends."

Mr. Sir 66,532 7
02/16/2005 10:21 PM

...picked from a field by a suspicious looking Columbian on a donkey, then shipped into the country in a burlap sack and sold on the corner.



I like it hot, rich, and sweet. I put the cream in it myself- that punk behind the counter can't be trusted. It also has to be served with nice muffins.







When I am done, I poop.

gokijin 139 6
02/16/2005 10:36 PM

I don't like coffee, but I like my woman hot, steamy, and erotic. The best "cup" I had though, was last summer on the beach, in the rain.



Also, like a Starbucks....everywhere!

ToOqUiK 130 6
02/16/2005 11:08 PM

I like my Coffee like I like my men... able to stay in me and circulate for a while

Intoxicated Ape 613 7
02/16/2005 11:11 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee... on my desk within minutes of my arrival at work.

Big Irish Guy 176,182 10
02/17/2005 03:57 AM

"I Like My Women/Men Like I Like My Coffee..."



Hermaphrodites kinda scare me

RedstaR Leader of the Red Army 1,068 6
02/17/2005 06:16 AM

I'm coffee and I DONT LIKE ANY OF YOU!

La Pistola 9,999 7
02/17/2005 09:06 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee . . .



Cold and lifeless, with a line of crack of their ass.

Big Irish Guy 176,182 10
02/17/2005 09:10 AM

with a line of crack of their ass.



Coffee, extra redundant

La Pistola 9,999 7
02/17/2005 09:15 AM

Ahem.



On.



On their ass.

larkknot 3,341 8
02/17/2005 11:24 AM

Minty!

GerbilNuzzle 12,005 9
02/17/2005 11:45 AM

I, like, my women, like, I like my coffee, y'know? I am sherr.

Mr. Briham 38,617 7
02/17/2005 12:09 PM

I like my women like I like my Starbucks Coffee: Being sold on every street corner.

Bankey 70,607 8
10/05/2005 05:52 PM

I like my old over done threads like I like my women, buried too deep for anyone to find.

Fratberry 219,236 13
10/05/2005 05:55 PM

<action>kicks mud off of boots</action>

Sadly he's not kidding.

Fratberry 219,236 13
10/05/2005 06:03 PM

I'm just getting real tired of having to kill them with a banjo.

Jilly 24,640 6
10/05/2005 06:07 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee.

I like to slurp on them.

I like lotsa "sugah"

Oh, and fresh beans.

Scott Peterson Live from San Quentin 2,134 6
10/05/2005 06:32 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee....



on the rocks.

Fratberry 219,236 13
10/05/2005 06:46 PM

Go play with your hose.

Jilly 24,640 6
10/05/2005 07:37 PM

BIG - glad to see ya. We've been lacking venom and hate around these parts.

Speaking of... Where the hell is Lila?

Fratberry 219,236 13
10/05/2005 07:46 PM

I don't see him. Do you see him?

Sarin Highwind 643 6
10/05/2005 09:12 PM

I like my women like I like my chicken, with a little bit of fat on the ends, not to much and not to little just enough to make me grin.....

Big Irish Guy 176,182 10
10/05/2005 09:14 PM

I like my GABbers like my bartenders...People who know who I am and when I am around.



Jilly, you are a moron. Please stick you hand in a blender.

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,675 5
10/07/2005 09:03 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee... a day old and from latin america

</ollie>

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,034 6
10/20/2005 11:37 AM

I like this thread like I like Johnny sausage boy.

Buried never to be seen again.

Whistler P. McManus 141,665 23
10/20/2005 09:08 PM

I like my coffee like my heart - black and bitter.

cueballjonez 318 5
10/20/2005 09:13 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, both inducing massive bowel movements.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,686 0
10/20/2005 09:21 PM

WTF is coffee?



>cream and two sugars, please<

cueballjonez 318 5
10/20/2005 09:28 PM

>cream and two sugars, please<



You guessed her stage name!

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,675 5
10/20/2005 10:16 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee, richer than me.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 692 6
10/21/2005 03:08 AM

I like my women like i like my coffee: Hot and filled to the brim with cream.

McPants - The Shape of Punk to Come 19,246 9
10/21/2005 03:14 AM

<action>subtly</action>I like my women like I like my coffee: with a little whiskey added in for good measure.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 692 6
10/21/2005 07:10 AM

i like my coffee like i like my coffee.....





....what?

Robin® 14,584 7
10/21/2005 07:28 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee, hot, sweet, and in my past.

Fartpuppy - Still turning girls into lesbians 5,034 6
12/13/2005 06:14 AM

Oh god. Why won't this thread die?

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
12/13/2005 09:58 AM

Too much caffeine?

Millie Christmas and a Happy New Year 107,064 10
12/13/2005 10:03 AM

I don't drink coffee.



What does that mean? Am I a lesbian?

The Baptist 1,657 6
12/13/2005 10:06 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee...groung up and in the freezer.

Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 71,120 8
12/13/2005 10:09 AM

I don't drink coffee.



What does that mean? Am I a lesbian?



I think it means you like your men non-caffeinated, sans beans, and conspicuous in their absence.



Or yeah, the lesbian thing. But only if you're into milk, instead.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
12/24/2005 05:25 AM

Holy crap this is an old thread, one of my first posts is up there 6/24/2004.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist, 2005 115,733 11
12/24/2005 06:17 AM

Garsh, SR took his SMRT pill today!

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/04/2006 02:17 PM

... with no "cream" until I add it myself.

JajobaThe1st 308 6
01/16/2006 05:35 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee... yes I do.

Mrs. JM 24,640 6
01/16/2006 06:24 PM

Burnt

Queen_Ilikimikimaka 435 5
01/16/2006 07:59 PM

I like my men like I like my coffeeawwwwwwwwwwwww FrostER! Not on my leather seats! Shakespeare!!!
Shakespeare!!! Let me start over...

Queen_Ilikimikimaka 435 5
01/16/2006 08:00 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee. With a Frost-ing lid that fits.

DemoMonkey. This suit itches! 165,746 8
03/09/2006 06:00 AM

I like my coffee threads like I like my women.



Well over a year old.

Snakes on a Plane Felipe 160,414 12
03/09/2006 09:10 AM

...or it gets the hose again? I don't think you know how this works.

Snakes on a Plane Felipe 160,414 12
03/09/2006 09:38 AM

No, I meant "English."

Mastur Platypus 3,984 5
04/25/2006 01:50 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee - full-bodied, aromatic and straight from the pot (slurp, slurp, slurrrp)...

Hooters Mcboob 25 4
04/25/2006 01:59 AM

I like my men like I like my coffee... Perks you up for a half an hour then fails short right before the big meeting.

GinnerBen 2 4
04/25/2006 02:15 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee - on the table. Now.

Chit 163,924 10
04/25/2006 02:18 AM

Covered in bees !

I am Jack's Kidney 6,823 6
04/25/2006 02:20 AM

in a cup

Special Kakester 55,241 10
04/25/2006 03:30 AM

"mmmmm. . .Ogden Nashy!"

Bunglero 0 2
09/18/2008 06:30 AM

The return of the coffer thread. WILL IT EVER DIE??

I like my women like i like my coffee, hot, fresh, good taste, and between my legs in the car, and if i get burned I sue.

Thud 53,122 10
09/18/2008 06:46 AM

Feeg. And you'd better believe that I mean it.

Every. Damned. Letter.

Millie 107,064 10
09/18/2008 08:35 AM

This is one of those threads that I always regret clicking on because it takes so long to load and it's stupid. But since I'm here, I might as well post.

I just hope that invisible one doesn't come up again.

Thud 53,122 10
09/18/2008 08:39 AM

You had to say that, didn't you?

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
09/18/2008 09:39 AM

I think up at the top is one of my first posts in GAB how nostalgic.

TomServo 3,733 5
09/18/2008 02:09 PM

I like my woman like I like my coffee.... Cheap and unsatisfying

KChikita - Fertility Goddess 50,447 11
09/18/2008 04:19 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee...slutty and barely dressed.

Nachos - Defining The Rapture 51,808 10
09/18/2008 04:31 PM

If you ever see any provincial town in the UK on a Friday or Saturday night you'll give up coffee for life.

The Glitz, the Glamour, the McPants 19,246 9
09/18/2008 04:46 PM

Nachos, are you sure those can be categorized as "women"?

iRavos 34,425 10
09/18/2008 05:01 PM

I like my coffee like i like my women. Hot, black, and with a penis.

wait, what?