Ditdah 123,102 14
06/25/2004 12:18 PM

Are we supposed to respond to this?



Here's a hint - don't drink so much on Thursday nights.

greZow 112 8
06/25/2004 12:18 PM

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July 15th.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/25/2004 12:20 PM

I used to go to work hungover all the time. Once, they asked me to make a presentation to the Group Commander (a full colonel) but my shop supervisor sent someone else because I stinked of liquor so bad. Being hungover at work is the worst, so I just stopped working.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/25/2004 12:24 PM

How ironic. I,too, sit here at work hungover. Not too bad though. Went out drinking last night to celebrate Portugal's win over England in the Eurocup. Sweet!

PotatoCouch 14,056 9
06/25/2004 12:24 PM

I stinked of liquor so bad



Would that be kind of like stunk? Only worse?

Katsmeow 2,401 10
06/25/2004 12:24 PM

Ya know?

PowBlocks 782 8
06/25/2004 12:26 PM

OH FART!!!



Comedy Gold! *cough*

greZow 112 8
06/25/2004 12:27 PM

Its just the time of day , to go sit on the toilet, put your head in your hands, and take a nap

while pooping



ahhhhhhhh

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/25/2004 12:27 PM

PotatoCouch, I know you like to think your Shakespeare don't stinked but lay a little bit closer cause your roses really stinked like poo-poo-poo.

Demonigeo 279 10
06/25/2004 12:28 PM

Frost you Teh Porn Producer

That was a biased referee just because England beat Switzerland 3-0

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/25/2004 12:28 PM

Even worse: when you have to take your hangover poop at work and you try to be very inconspicuous but everyone knows it was you anyway because you reek of alcohol.

greZow 112 8
06/25/2004 12:30 PM

England lost fair and square. STOP the complaining. Its just and island of sore losers, surprised they didnt' burn down London.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/25/2004 12:30 PM

Frost me? What for? That was no reference at all. I could really care less what England has done in the past. I was happy my team won and I celebrated. No hate for England. Calm down, Demonigeo

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/25/2004 12:35 PM

NEWS FLASH!

Foreigners reinforce the popularity of soccer. Americans are baffled.



In a related story:

MetroStars still lead the MLS Eastern Conference. Americans are shocked to learn there is a professional soccer league in America. Interest in the sport still non-existent.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
06/25/2004 12:36 PM

The N.E.R.D album was pretty good. I gets straight ill riding my motorcycle down the street.

El Presidente Stoat, your furry vote 9,077 10
06/25/2004 12:48 PM

England lost fair and square. STOP the complaining. Its just and island of sore losers, surprised they didnt' burn down London.



Well now that's where you're wrong sunshine... England lost because of a very bad referee. The goal in the 89th should have been allowed, that is absolute fact.



However, i'm not complaining about it, it's just a poor decision, no point in dwelling on it, good luck to the teams still in, and we'll see you in the world cup in 2006.

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/25/2004 12:52 PM

<action> scratches her head, yawns, and waits for the next thread </action>

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/25/2004 12:54 PM

clickies for El Presidente. That's the attitude I like. As Ali G would say, Biggie Ups Yo'self!

Demonigeo 279 10
06/25/2004 01:02 PM

Oh well as long as Portugal doesn't win and we do well in 2006 I shouldn't really complain

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/25/2004 01:37 PM

British soccer fans should not be disappointed. At least England was featured at the Euro 2004.

Imagine the fans in such big soccer nations as Brazil or Argentina. Their teams did not even qualify !

IronChef 164 8
06/25/2004 01:43 PM

You always try to convince yourself they don't know, but really it's pretty obvious. Especially when you get back to your desk with your eyes watery and bloodshot from booting out your liver and used rubbers.



Once when I was hungover, my boss gave me the stink-eye throughout the morning. For lunch I had a nice nap in the front seat of my car, my boss actually walked by and rolled his eyes. Now I have to drive to another lot when I want to sleep it off.

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
06/25/2004 02:06 PM

I love Iron Chef!







The show, not the Gabber.

IronChef 164 8
06/25/2004 02:10 PM

Don't judge me, hug me.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/25/2004 02:10 PM

Brazil or Argentina. Their teams did not even qualify !



i think a nation should be in europe in order to compete for something called the euro 200x.



in other news, some woman in germany stabbed her boyfriend in the head when he wouldn't turn off the game. he has since been released from the hospital.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/25/2004 02:14 PM

Only European teams qualify for the Eurocup. South America has their own tournament.



In other news, that is one devoted German. I've been threatened by my gf to stop watching or breakup. I didn't stop. She didn't leave me. We watched together. Soccer unites us all.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/25/2004 03:14 PM

i think a nation should be in europe in order to compete for something called the euro 200x.



Only European teams qualify for the Eurocup.



Double-WOOOOSH!

Don't be sad, British soccer fans.

Maybe England will have better luck at the next Copa America.

Anita Good Calling Plan 6,762 9
06/25/2004 06:26 PM

Once, they asked me to make a presentation to the Group Commander (a full colonel)...



Eh, knowing them officers, he probably reeked of alcohol that day too.



Oh, Oboe, your offbeat dance makes me fantasize.



On an unrelated note: Hey, our national beer is called Presidente. COINCIDENCE?!

Marilyn 12,471 13
06/25/2004 07:04 PM

Oddly, I was not hungover at work today.



And I wore jeans.