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My virtual sex life
A comedy conversation by BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
06/25/2004 11:23 PM 601 views

So today, as I set my jpeg of JP's boob as my desktop wall-paper, I was thinking "how come my virtual sex life is so much better than my real sex life?"



As I glanced at the picture I thought, "my real sex life is poor (like the quality of JP's webcam), but my virtual sex life is great (like JP's breast)."



. . . Oh, and did I mention that JP showed me her boob? 'Cause she did!

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My virtual sex life

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Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=970952
Hairyoldmanpants 13,437 11
06/25/2004 11:24 PM

<action>blushes.</action>It's true.

 

68,315 13
06/25/2004 11:40 PM

link.

 

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ringworm 68,315 13
06/25/2004 11:44 PM

i think he wanted this post.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=970965
Anita Manicure 6,762 9
06/25/2004 11:46 PM

Here, Bob, have a new desktop image. It'll stimulate you.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=970966
Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/25/2004 11:47 PM

<action> hooks up USB port device





I know what you mean, Bob. Truely.

 

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Anita Slap in the head 211,526 32
06/25/2004 11:49 PM

I'm new here. Who's JP?

 

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Trae: Please return me to my upright position 156,785 17
06/25/2004 11:55 PM

JACOBPANTS!!

 

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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/26/2004 12:07 AM

I want my boob to be a desktop wallpaper! I'm too lazy to set up an entire anonymous photo album for one boob though. Oh well.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=970996
Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
06/26/2004 12:46 AM

i could make a wallpaper out of your boobs for you, Roofie.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971004
newwave 45,912 10
06/26/2004 12:59 AM

I could make boobs out of wallpaper. They'd be more like papier-mache, though, and kind of lumpy.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971007
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/26/2004 01:02 AM

Nobody likes lumpy boobs. NOBODY. Sicko.

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
06/26/2004 01:07 AM

When I said "I'm new here" what I really meant was, "Caneyesee?"

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971010
BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
06/26/2004 01:16 AM

I have just been informed that many other people have now seen JP's breast. But I want to stress the important fact that I was her first!

 

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Snipe*Star 244 8
06/26/2004 01:57 AM

i think roadkill makes a sexy desktop too

 

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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/26/2004 02:14 AM

Only if you look at your desktop through a shattered and bent mirror, while drunk and with jumper cables clung onto your eyeballs.

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971034
pissflaps: Now with Beef Curtains 367 9
06/26/2004 02:15 AM

I have a virtual sex life







I GET VIRTUALLY NOTHING!

 

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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/26/2004 02:18 AM

<action> claps. </action>

 

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Snipe*Star 244 8
06/26/2004 02:18 AM

dude you get a Frost-ing clickie for your name lol



sorry to hear about your lack of sex life but then again you arent missing out on much

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971038
Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/26/2004 02:20 AM

Instead of putting a period, do people now say "lol"?

 

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Fluro 14,139 11
06/26/2004 02:31 AM

Ummm... where the hell is my copy of the pictures?

 

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BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
06/26/2004 04:07 PM

Sorry folks, but I will never let this thread die.

 

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Izzy Go Lucky 39 9
06/26/2004 04:12 PM

You show us JP's boobs and we'll let the thread live.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971387
Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/26/2004 04:19 PM

You are not worthy of the blessing that is JP's boobs.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971394
Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
06/26/2004 04:24 PM

Show us JP's boobs or the thread gets it!

 

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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/26/2004 04:29 PM

I find the most stimulating part of the women to be the boobie.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=971409
The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/26/2004 04:31 PM

Especially with my penis between them.

 

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Hairyoldmanpants 13,437 11
06/28/2004 01:17 PM

This thread can't die so sooooon.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=972931
No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/28/2004 01:21 PM

Anita,

I still can't see the ocean.

 

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Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
06/28/2004 01:29 PM

I find the most stimulating part of the women to be the boobie.



That's funny, women find the most interesting Boobie to be me!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=972985
csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/28/2004 02:17 PM

Bob,

I gave you a virtual blow job last night. You enjoyed it. You may thank me with clickies.

csme

 

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Pubah 56,805 18
06/29/2004 06:33 PM

I met a lady...she's Charlie Brown's "Cute little red head" all growed up. I think she's a looker in a Howdie Doodie sort of way. Nice smile, great ass, yellow teeth...I mean really HOT.



My problem is, I'm taking her to a indigent free feed ball, and I'm not sure what the appropriate tip should be at such a function.



Any ideas?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=995369
Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/25/2004 01:10 PM

probably. but if you do it with a pug or shih tzu you' get a mint for them pups. Oh, and your nipples will get all nasty, pink and hangy-like