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So today, as I set my jpeg of JP's boob as my desktop wall-paper, I was thinking "how come my virtual sex life is so much better than my real sex life?"
As I glanced at the picture I thought, "my real sex life is poor (like the quality of JP's webcam), but my virtual sex life is great (like JP's breast)."
. . . Oh, and did I mention that JP showed me her boob? 'Cause she did!
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Side-splitting
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Hairyoldmanpants 13,437 11
06/25/2004 11:24 PM
<action>blushes.</action>It's true.
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ringworm 68,315 13
06/25/2004 11:44 PM
i think he wanted this post.
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Anita Slap in the head 211,526 32
06/25/2004 11:49 PM
I'm new here. Who's JP?
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/26/2004 12:07 AM
I want my boob to be a desktop wallpaper! I'm too lazy to set up an entire anonymous photo album for one boob though. Oh well.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
06/26/2004 12:46 AM
i could make a wallpaper out of your boobs for you, Roofie.
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newwave 45,912 10
06/26/2004 12:59 AM
I could make boobs out of wallpaper. They'd be more like papier-mache, though, and kind of lumpy.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/26/2004 01:02 AM
Nobody likes lumpy boobs. NOBODY. Sicko.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
06/26/2004 01:07 AM
When I said "I'm new here" what I really meant was, "Caneyesee?"
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BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
06/26/2004 01:16 AM
I have just been informed that many other people have now seen JP's breast. But I want to stress the important fact that I was her first!
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Snipe*Star 244 8
06/26/2004 01:57 AM
i think roadkill makes a sexy desktop too
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/26/2004 02:14 AM
Only if you look at your desktop through a shattered and bent mirror, while drunk and with jumper cables clung onto your eyeballs.
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pissflaps: Now with Beef Curtains 367 9
06/26/2004 02:15 AM
I have a virtual sex life
I GET VIRTUALLY NOTHING!
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/26/2004 02:18 AM
<action> claps. </action>
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Snipe*Star 244 8
06/26/2004 02:18 AM
dude you get a Frost-ing clickie for your name lol
sorry to hear about your lack of sex life but then again you arent missing out on much
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Wonder Bread 3,319 10
06/26/2004 02:20 AM
Instead of putting a period, do people now say "lol"?
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Fluro 14,139 11
06/26/2004 02:31 AM
Ummm... where the hell is my copy of the pictures?
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Izzy Go Lucky 39 9
06/26/2004 04:12 PM
You show us JP's boobs and we'll let the thread live.
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Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/26/2004 04:19 PM
You are not worthy of the blessing that is JP's boobs.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
06/26/2004 04:24 PM
Show us JP's boobs or the thread gets it!
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
06/26/2004 04:29 PM
I find the most stimulating part of the women to be the boobie.
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The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/26/2004 04:31 PM
Especially with my penis between them.
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Hairyoldmanpants 13,437 11
06/28/2004 01:17 PM
This thread can't die so sooooon.
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
06/28/2004 01:21 PM
Anita,
I still can't see the ocean.
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Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
06/28/2004 01:29 PM
I find the most stimulating part of the women to be the boobie.
That's funny, women find the most interesting Boobie to be me!
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csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/28/2004 02:17 PM
Bob,
I gave you a virtual blow job last night. You enjoyed it. You may thank me with clickies.
csme
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Pubah 56,805 18
06/29/2004 06:33 PM
I met a lady...she's Charlie Brown's "Cute little red head" all growed up. I think she's a looker in a Howdie Doodie sort of way. Nice smile, great ass, yellow teeth...I mean really HOT.
My problem is, I'm taking her to a indigent free feed ball, and I'm not sure what the appropriate tip should be at such a function.
Any ideas?
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Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/25/2004 01:10 PM
probably. but if you do it with a pug or shih tzu you' get a mint for them pups. Oh, and your nipples will get all nasty, pink and hangy-like
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