Bonky 75,728 15
06/26/2004 10:14 AM

Mommies are silly. My mom woke me up this morning to tell me her best friend's son was shot in the head last night.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 10:15 AM

Was it fatal?

Hyperspaz 959 9
06/26/2004 10:15 AM

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Bonky 75,728 15
06/26/2004 10:16 AM

Not yet, but he's not expected to make it.



I never met the guy. Now I feel guilty for yelling at the phone for waking me up.

Bonky 75,728 15
06/26/2004 10:17 AM

In other news, I'm killing ants with strawberry preserves and boric powder as we speak . . . . type.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 10:18 AM

That isn't good.

Bonky 75,728 15
06/26/2004 10:19 AM

Well, they're not very nice ants, I can tell you that!

Hyperspaz 959 9
06/26/2004 10:20 AM

try peeing on the ants.. I hear that works. Just make sure you take pictures though, that way you can show everyone that it works.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 10:21 AM

I once asked my mum if she could do similtanious equations. She said "yes! I'm ambidextrous."

Bonky 75,728 15
06/26/2004 10:22 AM

The little bastards found a Jolly Rancher candy that I had been saving for a special occasion . . . that being, when I remembered it was in my desk drawer.



The Frostchops didn't even leave me a bit!



So now, I give them the sweet nectar of death in a slow and seductive manner.













If that doesn't work, I'm peeing in my drawers.



AGAIN!

Bonky 75,728 15
06/26/2004 10:23 AM

My mom used to tell me to go scrub harder because she knows "that isn't a birthmark . . . it wasn't there when you were born and I should know because I was there and you weren't! Well, you were, but you were busy."

Hyperspaz 959 9
06/26/2004 10:25 AM

One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box of broken glass and sharp rusty nails. He gave my brother a box of Scooby doo bandaids. Then he said, "Now share."

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
06/26/2004 10:27 AM

Have you tried shooting the ants in the head?

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 10:27 AM

Arrggh, hamstrings, pain. Today I did the first exercise I have done since I quit ballet last year. Pilates. Ow.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/26/2004 11:24 AM

Arrggh, hamstrings, pain. Today I did the first exercise I have done since I quit ballet last year. Pilates. Ow.



SO ballet isn't a good form of exercise? Now I know this. I won't give up though!

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 11:30 AM

It is a good form. Very good. I was actually quite fit back then.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 11:32 AM

That was the most retarded post I have ever seen! But I had to click, to take you to 100. Your welcome. Just try to be less Frosttarded in the future.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 11:33 AM

You're welcome even.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/26/2004 11:45 AM

Frosttarded



What a great variation. I have to include that in my day-to-day operations. Awesome.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 11:48 AM

Was it fatal?



Who clicked? That wasn't supposed to be funny. It was trying to be sensitive, not knowing if Bonky was telling the truth or if she was randomly bullShakespeare-ing. Yes, I know I didn't succeed in the sensitive part but it still isn't worthy of your clicks.

Bonky 75,728 15
06/26/2004 12:22 PM

Yee. I don't know. I clicked your first post.



Now, I want my own shiney cappuccino maker!

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 12:32 PM

My dad has a very shiny one!

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 12:32 PM

Holy crap. That didn't come out right. I'm going to bed.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
06/26/2004 10:49 PM

I just found a quote from my friend, gayest thing he has ever said.

"I found that yoga gets you flexible, and pilates keeps you flexible."

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
06/26/2004 10:53 PM

try peeing on the ants



Then she'll just have a bunch of pissants walking around...

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/25/2004 11:36 PM

You bump this one and not the First Time Lesbian Love one?



I must be getting old...

Fluro 14,139 11
07/25/2004 11:38 PM

I'm wearing a black turtleneck. i hung out with a very gay friend of mine at uni today.



I'm now looking at pictures of cars to help my testosterone levels recover.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/26/2004 07:57 AM

So, how is Uni life so far? What papers are you taking in your first year?

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
08/18/2004 08:31 AM

I'm sorry, but I'm bumping. If Bonky's birthmark post doesn't get a full pee tube, the terrorists have won. I tried clicking but I must have already clicked it in the past. Thank you.

Daggy 86,705 14
08/18/2004 08:36 AM

Tada!

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
08/19/2004 03:18 AM

'anks.

Neep: Agent Red - Up Yours (in a Scottish accent) 35,066 15
09/28/2005 06:58 PM

Not really.

Juan Campos 1,173 5
05/15/2009 12:35 PM

I'm peeing in my drawers.

Did no one else pick up on this?

Anh is over there. 11,158 14
05/15/2009 02:15 PM

Yeah... five years ago, Juanathan.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
05/16/2009 01:39 AM

After all these years Bonky can still make me laugh.

When she's not stabbing me in the head with a ball-point-pen.

Millie 116,984 28
05/16/2009 01:08 PM

I was just thinking the same thing. Bonky is a funny gal.