I hate barcodes
A comedy conversation
by Sir Clovis  1,465  10
06/27/2004 01:36 AM 229 views
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So I went to the store to pick up some things and my wife says to pick her up some tampons, not one of my favorite things to do but what the hell.
So I go all the way across town where no one knows me, go in the store, find the tampons, go to the checkout counter and the damn thing won't scan. The clerk keeps trying with no luck so she gets on the mirophone and says "Sam we need a price check on some tampax please."
So Sam thinks she said thumb tacs, and comes up and says do you want the kind you push in or drive in with a hammer.
Never again.
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Hilarious
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HighSoci 30,076  18
06/27/2004 01:38 AM
That email was funny the first time I read it too.
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Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/27/2004 01:40 AM
Damn word gets around quick.
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Side-splitting
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HighSoci 30,076 18
06/27/2004 01:41 AM
"Word"
Now that's a funny name for a woman.
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Hilarious
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Hairyoldmanpants 13,437 11
06/27/2004 01:55 AM
Keep your wife pregnant and never have that problem again!
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Sir Clovis 1,465 10
06/27/2004 02:01 AM
Damn, we already got six any more I'll have to add on to the trailor.
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Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/27/2004 02:04 AM
I don't hate barcode, but I think he needs to quit Frost-ing the vaccuum, it makes him cranky. He's seemed to have dissapeared after he and his woman had a fight.
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Big Chief Hammerhead 59,399 14
06/27/2004 02:42 AM
I guess that would make more sense if you remember that barcode = godot.
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Funny
2 votes
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SuperDuper 280 10
06/27/2004 04:41 AM
The barcode on my head is annoying as hell.But hey,its a conversation starter....
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Side-splitting
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Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
06/27/2004 04:46 AM
Ironically, my PSYCHIATRIST, (not psychologist), well, his name is Dr. Clovis.
I haven't started seeing him yet. I am sure I'll be looking for someone else.
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Daggy 86,705 14
06/27/2004 04:46 AM
Really? What to people tend to say?
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Chuckleworthy
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Daggy 86,705 14
06/27/2004 04:47 AM
What do people tend to say.
And that was for the dude with a barcode on his/her head.
I need a drink.
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Side-splitting
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Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/27/2004 04:53 AM
Daggy, if you had half of the drink I did tonight, you would hook up with Trae, or Anita. Thus I would be jealous and beat you up.
Don't blame me. I grew up in the ghetto. Our answer to everything is beating people up. It's fun.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
06/27/2004 05:04 AM
Personally, I've found that having a barcode on my head speeds things up significantly when I am at the DMV, unemployment office, or IRS audits.
Although it is a little irritating when freaky looking people come up to me and say, "Wow dude, nice tatcode, did you do that yourself?"
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Hilarious
7 votes
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firelizard SFC 1,191 12
06/27/2004 10:40 AM
lllllllllllll
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The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/27/2004 11:00 AM
EVIL!
EVILL!
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Side-splitting
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Emenius 1,433 10
06/27/2004 02:26 PM
Under the barcodes there are numbers, you can just type those numbers into the machine manually and it'll ring up just fine. The person checking you out was obviously retarded.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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SuperDuper 280 10
06/27/2004 02:39 PM
"The person checking you out was obviously retarded."
He was at Wal-Mart?
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Funny
2 votes
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Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
06/27/2004 02:42 PM
Sure, assume it was a "he".
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Side-splitting
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mr.funky chunks 256 9
06/27/2004 06:13 PM
dont cut and paste from another website
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/30/2005 09:11 AM
I don't hate barcode, but I think he needs to quit Frost-ing the vaccuum,
It's comments like these that are the reason Lambie's sister hates me.
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Hilarious
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dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/30/2005 11:38 AM
dont cut and paste from another website
I love this comment, considering who made it.
*coughPLAGARIZERcough*
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