Ditdah 123,102 14
06/29/2004 03:26 PM

That was funnier the first time I got it in my inbox.

McStupid 13,155 9
06/29/2004 03:33 PM

This made me laugh so hard. Clickies all around.

Chickens aint in Kansas anymore 286,472 61
06/29/2004 03:36 PM

I laughed. What's an ottomattopeeah again?

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 03:38 PM

You probably got it from someone that went around spreading the damn email. I assure you that this is MY original story. It's rare that I get the chance to say something like that, but it's true.

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/29/2004 03:48 PM

Are you sure?

Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
06/29/2004 03:55 PM

OH SNAP! Guess you should change your name to "Anita new story" *snorts* or how about "Anita lie better."

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 03:56 PM

I'm positive. It really did happen to me.



I guess it happens to enough of us elementary teachers.











In either case, you're still a bitch.

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/29/2004 03:57 PM

I love you, Anita.

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 04:08 PM

If you loved me, you'd show

me.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
06/29/2004 04:10 PM

I like that story. It is funny.

I mean, who the Frost would name their kid 'Pedro'! Oh boy...

Katsmeow is stuck in the sliding glass door 2,401 10
06/29/2004 04:10 PM

heehee, She showed me. I heart you Ditah

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 04:14 PM

She showed you her *special* brand of love? If it didn't include a jar of mayo, a set of jumper cables and a Power Ranger action figure, then she led you on.

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/29/2004 04:14 PM

Anita, even though you called me a bitch, and even though I THINK you maha'd me (someone did in this thread), I STILL clickied you. See what a nice person I am?



And everyone - be nice to Kats. Kats is now the supreme being in my world.



until Cosby comes on. Who else can wear THAT MANY ugly sweaters?

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/29/2004 04:16 PM

And I prefer pudding to mayo. Less oily, still slippery. And I'm too old for Power Rangers - Star Wars figurines are usually what I use.

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 04:22 PM

Ditdah, look to the blue box for the answer to who might've maha'd you. Someone maha'd me too.



If you look closely, you'll see that there's a whle lot of accounts that, if you'll notice, are individuals that have never posted, yet have a massive number of clickies and mahas given. Those are clickie-maha accounts. They're fake accounts made up by really pathetic individuals in GAB that are so lame they feel the need to clickie themselves, and are too much of a Poe to maha with their own account.



And, for the record, I'd fondle your boobies.



Just don't let Lila catch wind of this thread.

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/29/2004 04:26 PM

I'm so confused... first I'm a bitch, now boobie fondling?



Are you a dominatrix?

Katsmeow is stuck in the sliding glass door 2,401 10
06/29/2004 04:27 PM

why? Are you dominant or submissive?

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/29/2004 04:28 PM

If the sex is good, I'll be whatever they want.

Katsmeow is stuck in the sliding glass door 2,401 10
06/29/2004 04:29 PM

Who is they? Are you cheating on me?!?!!

Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
06/29/2004 04:31 PM

<action> barfs </action>

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/29/2004 04:32 PM

As long as you don't tell my non-GAB (yes, hard to belive, people like that DO exist) girlfriend, I'm all yours!

Katsmeow is stuck in the sliding glass door 2,401 10
06/29/2004 04:33 PM

Deal.



Hey, Trae. Have you seen my buttplug?

piXXXie 5,871 11
06/29/2004 04:36 PM

They're fake accounts made up by really pathetic individuals in GAB that are so lame they feel the need to clickie themselves, and are too much of a Poe to maha with their own account.



Seems to me that it would take a more pathetic individual to have a "theory" on who's mahaing them. Everyone is! You're annoying!



Maha's are part of life here in this beloved GABland. They're like spiders and dogShakespeare. We don't like them, but it doesn't change anything to sit around and bitch about 'em.



Maha on...

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 04:36 PM

As long as you don't tell my non-GAB... girlfriend, I'm all yours!



Hey, that's not what you said last night!

Ditdah 123,102 14
06/29/2004 04:38 PM

I wish I got this much interest from women in real life!

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 04:41 PM

Pixxxie: THIS is what I am talking about.



Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?



I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high without taking off your shoes.

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 04:44 PM

Oboe, honey, you need to hurry up and get your happy ass home and on AIM.



I went to go look for your Catholic schoolgirl outfit, but it didn't come in your size.

piXXXie 5,871 11
06/29/2004 04:46 PM

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high without taking off your shoes.



I'm not sure what my age has to do with anything. But if you'd like to know that I'm younger, as well as more intelligent and probably cuter than you...I'm 23.



Have a great day, ma'am.

Shakesperienced 34 8
06/29/2004 04:53 PM

I'm not fake!

Chit From Shinola 178,762 15
06/29/2004 04:59 PM

Oboe ,



maybe it's vern, He might be handing out mahas when he shows up to click his old posts.





I'm joking, but 2 months after he split, he was at # 40 on the list mid month. Puzzling !!



Sometimes it just feels like he is here with us.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/29/2004 05:00 PM

They're fake accounts made up by really pathetic individuals in GAB that are so lame they feel the need to clickie themselves,



If I went and made a fake account, I wouldn't be able to click TTJ. If I'm not mistaken, there's a block up on IPs

Creeping Myrtle 181,718 70
06/29/2004 05:02 PM

Sometimes it just feels like he is here with us.



Why? You smell ham?

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
06/29/2004 05:02 PM

they could use a different machine.

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 05:06 PM

Pixxxie:



If I want the advice of a dullard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg-legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until someone either speaks to you or spits at you.



Have a nice day.

piXXXie 5,871 11
06/29/2004 05:10 PM

Awwwww....somebody got sensitive...



My apologies, Anita. I didn't mean to offend you with the I'm cuter than you thing. I'm sure you've been hearing that all your life and I'm sure it hurts. Maybe if you just got a different colored helmet or stopped chewing on your arm things would start to look up. Just some suggestions, doll.

ringworm 68,315 13
06/29/2004 05:13 PM

oh, sweet ugly paranoia. maybe those accounts belong to people taking the time to lurk first. they're still free to laugh at this crap w/o actually participating in it.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/29/2004 05:15 PM

Anita, I know you worry about mahas, and I don't want anyone else to get blamed for what I do. I just mahad you.

Chit From Shinola 178,762 15
06/29/2004 05:18 PM

Right Ringworm,



Where would anyone get the silly notion to sit back, lurk, get to know the place before posting ?

piXXXie 5,871 11
06/29/2004 05:18 PM

I love you TTJ. I love you in a friendly way....and sometimes in a sexy way.



Shhhh......

Chit From Shinola 178,762 15
06/29/2004 05:22 PM

I wouldn't mind being a Dullard,





Think of the discount you would get if your folks owned the whole department store.

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 05:34 PM

Pixxie, you're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard.



I dislike you, but not with any real intensity, since you're so easily ignored.



Oboe: Your email made me crack up. I have GOT to post it.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/29/2004 05:43 PM

Anita, remember that thing I did before? Yeah, I did it again. Sorry.



I just don't seem to like you today. It certainly can't be because of Pixxie-I don't have any feelings about pixxie at all.

Anita Hug 6,762 9
06/29/2004 05:46 PM

That's quite alright, TTJ.



I'll share the love with you too.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/29/2004 05:48 PM

Anita, honey, I only mahad you twice. And I only mahad the 2 posts that bothered me. You crossed the line and went over into the land of "I'm a big fat baby" when you mahad all of mine.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
06/29/2004 05:57 PM

who is dishing out the mahas? take care you get the right person.



I'm sure I'm copping some because of mistaken identity.

Anita Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy 6,762 9
06/29/2004 05:58 PM

You are right, and I apologize. I'll clickie your last post to make up for it.



So now we're Even Steven.

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/29/2004 06:37 PM

youre a teacher? im sorry.. my mom just retired from doing that

superturkey 6,678 0
07/02/2004 12:55 PM

y'all gotta chill. someone is just maha crazy, look at what it has done to you people! i raked in about 50 in 30 minutes a few days ago. before making public accusations, remember maha-zilla, nutz brothers, and the fact that jeff has screwed things up on gab ratings before.