Katsmeow is stuck in the sliding glass door 2,401 10
06/29/2004 04:02 PM

1. S

2. T

3. F

4. U

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
06/29/2004 04:03 PM

I bite

I can look interested but really be not listening.

Know how to massage male ego

Porn Producer, Another Day, Another Ether Binge 7,627 9
06/29/2004 04:05 PM

I stick corn in my nose and shoot people out of my window.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
06/29/2004 04:05 PM

<action> adjusts glasses on nose, grabs notepad



So, KatsMeow tell me about this hostility you're feeling? The buttplug too big??

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
06/29/2004 04:07 PM

Oh and..



1 - I am a compulsive vacuumer.

2 - I don't drink until AFTER I'm done eating.

3 - I have a morning routine I never deviate from.

Katsmeow is stuck in the sliding glass door 2,401 10
06/29/2004 04:07 PM

To small actually, Am I really that hostile today?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/29/2004 04:10 PM

1- I read all magazines backwards.



I love the letters in ESUOHTNEP about all those people putting the clothes back on the flight attendants and then sitting around doubting that they'd ever have that type of experience.

Creeping Myrtle 181,718 70
06/29/2004 04:11 PM

Dearest Kat,



Please climb off your broom. The splinters have gotten into your ass and it's showing.

Also, bite me, sweetie.



SHP

Katsmeow is stuck in the sliding glass door 2,401 10
06/29/2004 04:12 PM

Hey,



What I do?



- Kat

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/29/2004 04:12 PM

1) Sometimes i make a cup of tea, soley for making it, not for drinking.



2) I prefer reading old books because of the smell.



3) I get stage fright during phone calls.

Katsmeow is stuck in the sliding glass door 2,401 10
06/29/2004 04:13 PM

Do ya need some lovin' baby?

PotatoCouch 14,056 9
06/29/2004 04:19 PM

1. I'm OCD about dust. If it's there, I have to clean it.



2. I always fold wrappers from burgers or other foods, and always fold my napkin and arrange my silverware at a restaurant.



3. When I get in my truck, I undo the parking brake, turn on the headlights, lock the door and put on my seatbelt, in that order exactly.

Emenius Front - It's A Put On 1,433 10
06/29/2004 04:45 PM

I have a routine before I go to bed. When I do that routine I sleep just fine, when I don't do the routine, I don't sleep at all. It all centers around my alarm clock and going to the bathroom. I check the time on my alarm, turn it on, turn it off, check the time, turn it on, then I go to the bathroom. I come back downstairs and I turn the alarm off, check the time, turn it on, check the time, turn it off, check the time, and turn it on. Then I get in bed and set the sleep timer on my tv to 90 minutes.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/29/2004 04:47 PM

<action>sings in her best Broadway voice</action>Getting to know you,

Getting to know all about you.

Getting to like you,

Getting to hope you like me.



Getting to know you,

Putting it my way,

But nicely,

You are precisely,

My cup of tea.

Creeping Myrtle 181,718 70
06/29/2004 04:49 PM

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of Jon Lovitz and his "Get to know me" thing from SNL...

Emenius Front - It's A Put On 1,433 10
06/29/2004 04:49 PM

That's the ticket!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
06/29/2004 04:58 PM

3 - I have a morning routine I never deviate from.



Nothing like a good gargle in the morning, eh Trae?

Aimless 54,807 10
06/29/2004 05:07 PM

My Shower routine is always the same (I swear I have talked about this before) get in, wash hair, wash body, wash face in that order.





When I eat McNuggets I always eat the skin first then I dunk the tasty skinless morsel in sweet & sour.

pissflaps: NEW cherry flavoured 367 9
06/29/2004 05:08 PM

3 - I have a morning routine I never deviate from



I thought it was getting out of bed, putting on your clothes, trying to figure out where you are and then calling a taxi to take you home.

Hairyoldmanpants 13,437 11
06/29/2004 05:26 PM

1. Any meat that gets near my mouth has to be preinspected for gross objects such as hair and bone shards. If there is anything hard and crunchy as small as a grain of sand I gag and have to spit it out, and I never eat anything directly off bone.



2. I have to measure progress. For example: I've been wearing a watch on my left wrist that doesn't tell time for the sole purpose of comparing how tan my skin has gotten to the white space underneath.



3. I have a bedtime routine that I have to do in order to sleep well that I won't share becuase it sounds psycho but it involves several lamps and checking under the bed several hundred times.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
06/29/2004 05:29 PM

So, you like clean shaven guys?

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
06/29/2004 05:35 PM

Then I get in bed and set the sleep timer on my tv to 90 minutes.









After about 15 minutes of TV, it's time to wake up, so I turn off the alarm , and go to work.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
06/29/2004 05:43 PM

I never eat anything directly off bone.



Well, I guess that ruins you for some of the GABbers.

Bankey 70,843 10
06/29/2004 05:48 PM

my whiskey requires exactly 5 cubes of ice, no more no less - but the type of whiskey is rather inconsequential.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/29/2004 08:17 PM

1.- I sometimes spit my (blue) mouthwash in the toilet instead of the sink.



2.- When I do, I take a leak afterwards, just to watch the mix turn green in the bowl.



3.- My bladder's capacity is WAY higher than the quantity of mouthwash I can hold in my mouth. Step 2 just doesn't work.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
06/29/2004 08:17 PM

<action>comes back in the thread and flushes the toilet</action>

Sorry about that.

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
06/29/2004 08:31 PM

1. I, like Trae, drink only after I'm done eating.



2. Whenever I'm getting a piece of silverware from anyone's silverware drawer, I must check it to the nth degree for any signs of it not being cleaned thoroughly. That habit comes from my great-grandmother living with us...she will use eating utensils and then put them back. Without even washing them first.



3. My bedspread is striped. The stripes must be horizontal. I don't sleep if they're vertical.

Snipe*Star 244 8
06/29/2004 08:41 PM

im the laziest person you will ever meet in your life



i hate onions



i will run over the ditch just to hit a pesky squirrel

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
06/29/2004 08:44 PM

My arch nemises are the flying evil mutant rats of the sky: seagulls. I hate those Frost-ing bastards. I'm thinking about writing an artical about my hatred and how I hit one with a stone from a slingshot one day in high school.

Icy Beverage 2,715 9
06/29/2004 08:53 PM

1) At night I run past windows so snipers won't get me.



2) In places like hotel bathrooms where there might be hidden cameras, I do my best to put on a little show. Might as well make it look good, right?



3) I don't like to touch doorknobs. Thank you, Trixxie.

Munkus 2,801 10
06/29/2004 08:55 PM

1. sometimes i like to flush the toilet and then race against it



2. i keep EVERY single reciept i recieve, even if its for something like a sandwich, like i could get my money back for it if it didnt satisfy my hunger



3. one of my legs is slightly longer than the other, although not to the extent where i walk in tight circles when im trying to get somewhere.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
06/29/2004 09:02 PM

For those who missed the orgy of comedy that was the OCD thread.