sikrik 4 8
06/30/2004 01:25 PM

75 cents. so that would be about 3 pence?



I'm thinkin i would probably leave them

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
06/30/2004 01:26 PM

$.75 in the bathroom?? Hell no. Somebody peed on those quarters.

Chickens aint in Kansas anymore 286,472 61
06/30/2004 01:27 PM

There's 75 cents on the bathroom counter.



Ever heard of ass-pennies?

Lamburger 33,017 9
06/30/2004 01:28 PM

I'd leave em. You never know when you might be on camera. And the upper management is looking to catch you being dishonest.



Now if it were $20 Frost ya I'd take it.

Creeping Myrtle 181,718 70
06/30/2004 01:30 PM

Ever heard of ass-pennies?





I guess not.

Enlighten me.

Katsmeow has an online lesbian girlfriend 2,401 10
06/30/2004 01:34 PM

Hell yea I'd take them. Money is money, even if it is laced with piss.

TheFoye 55,700 16
06/30/2004 01:39 PM

Who cares it's only 75 cents and hear in Iraq the AAFES is giving us Frost-ing pogs for change they have everything but the penny pog. I find "change" everywhere because who the hell wants pogs.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/30/2004 01:44 PM

Go on take it.



Take another small piece of my heart now baby.

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
06/30/2004 01:45 PM

SuperGlue the quarters to the counter?

ringworm 68,315 13
06/30/2004 01:45 PM

do any of the pogs have alf on them?

Katsmeow has an online lesbian girlfriend 2,401 10
06/30/2004 01:46 PM

Ok, I change my answer, go with Dolphins idea.

Bonky 75,728 15
06/30/2004 01:46 PM

75 cents could buy a lot of lemonade in Iraq!

Teh Unmotivated Porn Producer 7,627 9
06/30/2004 01:48 PM

SuperGlue the quarters to the counter?



Yeah like the ones at the bar I go to. No matter how many time people know they're glued, the power of the alcohol propells them to try anyway. Seriously funny.

Kittuns is Starting Over 44,835 9
06/30/2004 01:59 PM

the power of the alcohol propells them



Booze makes you gassy?



Yeah, me too.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
06/30/2004 01:59 PM

Super Glue isn't so super.



Acetone is the solvent.

csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/30/2004 04:41 PM

I have to admit I didn't read any of the posts in this thread.



By all means, steal whatever it is!

filly182 39,193 20
06/30/2004 04:45 PM

Be like Robin Hood: take from the rich and give to the needy. Clearly, the person who left it is in no need of having the $.75, so you can take it for the needy (yourself). I'd do it.

Creeping Myrtle 181,718 70
06/30/2004 04:46 PM

Update:



The money is still there.



That says to me that everyone in this company is really Frost-ing honest.



Either that, or they're all so busy stealing bandwith (like me!) that they don't care about a meager $.75.

csme: Jane's n0ob bitch 15,189 12
06/30/2004 04:48 PM

Please mail the money to me. I will spend it at Krispy Kreme.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
06/30/2004 04:50 PM

Maybe they are glued?

Creeping Myrtle 181,718 70
06/30/2004 04:53 PM

Fantastic idea, csme. KK is one of our biggest customers. Another dollar spent is another dollar guaranteeing me another moment of my glorious job from which I get to steal money and internet!!



Hooray!

Bankey 70,843 10
06/30/2004 04:55 PM

roll up your sleeve, wet your hand and arm down really good, then pick up the quarters and march proudly out of the bathroom proclaiming "Look what I found at the bottom of the toilet just now, did anybody loose this?"



I don't think you'll have any takers.

Creeping Myrtle 181,718 70
06/30/2004 05:41 PM

I can guarantee you that they were not glued.



If they were, they would not be in my desk drawer right now.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
06/30/2004 05:43 PM

Good for you, Myrt.



read and replied.

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/30/2004 05:49 PM

Good god man, I would have 'stolen' it faster than you can say "Oh-Frost-the-management-caught-me on-camera!"...





And I still wouldn't care. I mean, MONEY.

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
06/30/2004 05:55 PM

<action>is misty-eyed</action>I'm proud of you, Myrtle.

SHP is feeling optimistic today 181,718 70
07/01/2004 04:17 PM

Just an update:



I just used 60 of these 75 cents to purchase a bag of M&M's (plain, not peanut) from the office vending machine.



While not as tasty as Jane's Snickers coated with the tears of a stranger, they are quite delicious, and coated with the tears of whomever left their money on the counter.



Or their piss.



Whatever.

the flying nun 1,412 10
07/01/2004 04:32 PM

60 cents for m&m's? I think SHP must live in the 19th century.

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
07/01/2004 04:53 PM

Just an update:



I just used 60 of these 75 cents to purchase a bag of M&M's (plain, not peanut) from the office vending machine.



While not as tasty as Jane's Snickers coated with the tears of a stranger, they are quite delicious, and coated with the tears of whomever left their money on the counter.



Or their piss.



Whatever.



Wow, absolutely devious.

You'd better hope the FBI doesn't come to lock you up and assrape you.

Chickens aint in Kansas anymore 286,472 61
07/01/2004 04:56 PM

PEANUTS?!! WHEN DID I EAT PEANUTS?!!!

Teh Hungover Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/01/2004 04:58 PM

Sixty cents for an assraping? My, what inflation does.

SHP is feeling optimistic today 181,718 70
07/01/2004 05:03 PM

You'd better hope the FBI doesn't come to lock you up and assrape you.



Meh. Not that big a deal really. The FBI has a really little dick.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/01/2004 05:10 PM

Go to the receptionist and give her four quarters and tell her you will hold them, but send the party that lost them, to come see you. It might be interesting to see how they react, and if no one shows , cha-ching !

ringworm 68,315 13
07/01/2004 05:15 PM

that post made no sense.