Im gonna find me the 3 B's:



1. Beers

2. Blunts

3. Bitches



Happy Birthday America!

Vodka-check

Smokes-check

Lighter-check

Things that explode-check

Living in Smalltown, Texas-check





Hey guys! Watch this!

Fireworks (fir'-wurks)1. Declaration made by early cave dwellers when the fire-repairman was summoned.



"OK, Fireworks! But next time I'll have to take it in to the shop."

Of course, I won't be celebrating July 4th, but I have an idea for all you Americans!



Have a party where everyone has to dress up as a signer of the Declaration of Independence! During the party, you can have them sign a big "Declaration of Independence."



. . . When they're sober the next day, point out that they signed over power of attorney to you.

I think we plan on haveing some rockets fired at us, that would be pretty cool of militants to help us celebrate.

1. Get large stockpile of baked potatoes.

2. Get bonfire

3. Get huge heap of fireworks.

4. Play Smoketag. Each team of 3 has a color of smokebomb, which they will place in one anothers designated spots, the "Goals" represened by a green dot on the map. First one to use up all the bombs on fresh spots with no other bombs win.

<action>wanders into thread, looks around nervously...shuffles out</action>

Shakespeares out? Oh, no, sorry. I thought the Swearbot... yeah...

fireworks well to get rid of inconvenient corpses.

Joke-reuser!

I'm in California, we catch fire when we burn ants in our antfarm, fireworks are out.



There are displays all over the bay, but in my whole life, I have seen little change in the fireworks displays, what's up with that?

Invasion starts early 5th July when we take the Colony back.