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A comedy conversation by sharribarri | 07/01/2004 02:47 PM | 25 views
<action>lights a sprinkler and tosses an m80 into the street</action>



I am going to see some Saturday night....anybody else have plans for celebrating the 4th? (or thereabouts)




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12 Comments (Funniest: BobJohnson, Oil Baron,No_Key_Bandit,TableTopJane)

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Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva
07/01/2004 02:50 PM

Im gonna find me the 3 B's:



1. Beers

2. Blunts

3. Bitches



Happy Birthday America!



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TableTopJane
07/01/2004 02:52 PM

Vodka-check

Smokes-check

Lighter-check

Things that explode-check

Living in Smalltown, Texas-check





Hey guys! Watch this!



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No_Key_Bandit
07/01/2004 02:56 PM

Fireworks (fir'-wurks)1. Declaration made by early cave dwellers when the fire-repairman was summoned.



"OK, Fireworks! But next time I'll have to take it in to the shop."



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BobJohnson, Oil Baron
07/01/2004 04:57 PM

Of course, I won't be celebrating July 4th, but I have an idea for all you Americans!



Have a party where everyone has to dress up as a signer of the Declaration of Independence! During the party, you can have them sign a big "Declaration of Independence."



. . . When they're sober the next day, point out that they signed over power of attorney to you.



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TheFoye
07/01/2004 05:17 PM

I think we plan on haveing some rockets fired at us, that would be pretty cool of militants to help us celebrate.



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Slapdash
07/01/2004 05:21 PM

1. Get large stockpile of baked potatoes.

2. Get bonfire

3. Get huge heap of fireworks.

4. Play Smoketag. Each team of 3 has a color of smokebomb, which they will place in one anothers designated spots, the "Goals" represened by a green dot on the map. First one to use up all the bombs on fresh spots with no other bombs win.



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Nachos - Hardcore since...well, never really...
07/01/2004 05:53 PM

<action>wanders into thread, looks around nervously...shuffles out</action>



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The Menace from... uh... Limburg
07/01/2004 05:56 PM

Shakespeares out? Oh, no, sorry. I thought the Swearbot... yeah...



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Declan McManus, Irritated American.
07/01/2004 05:57 PM

fireworks well to get rid of inconvenient corpses.



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No_Key_Bandit
07/01/2004 05:58 PM

Joke-reuser!



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Chit From Shine-ola
07/01/2004 08:59 PM

I'm in California, we catch fire when we burn ants in our antfarm, fireworks are out.



There are displays all over the bay, but in my whole life, I have seen little change in the fireworks displays, what's up with that?



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firelizard SFC
07/01/2004 09:03 PM

Invasion starts early 5th July when we take the Colony back.