Sheldwyn 14,626 9
07/04/2004 09:04 AM

insomnia

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
07/04/2004 09:06 AM

You. Yes, you. No, not you. YOU.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/04/2004 09:10 AM

Damp ugg boots.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
07/04/2004 09:13 AM

over cooked mushy pasta

Daggy 86,705 14
07/04/2004 09:36 AM

Sweaty people.

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
07/04/2004 09:40 AM

people who feel the need to shoot their guns into the air along with their fireworks.

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/04/2004 11:28 AM

Threads that begin with two word posts.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/04/2004 11:32 AM

Lizards wrapped in wire!

Bonky 75,728 15
07/04/2004 11:36 AM

...with knives!

Rocky Dennis 48,304 12
07/04/2004 11:37 AM

Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.



Also, being unemployed and broke.

Anita Humpalot 6,762 9
07/04/2004 11:54 AM

You know what I hate? I hate thinking that I'm like soooo happy with the man that I love and then I find out the lousy bastard's cheating on me and then when I confront him about his little "rendezvous" with some blond little tramp he tries to say that he was drunk and got seduced in the dark and thought it was me so that he would get out of it and gain false sympathy for it besides so then I violate the restraining order he has against me and I bury him alive and they can't press charges without the body but then the damn police keeps questioning me 'cause his best bud talks too much so then I have to deal with him too and ....





I hate asparagus.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/04/2004 11:56 AM

Dude, you're crazy.







Asparagus is awesome.

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/04/2004 01:23 PM

Waking up naked in a bathtub full of ice with a note telling me to call 911. I swear, if that happens to me one more time.......

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/04/2004 01:26 PM

The voices in my head.



They don't tell me to do fun stuff, like go out and kill my neighbor. They just keepin whispering, "Arrange a golf outing. Arrange a golf outing."

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/04/2004 03:29 PM

men who don't know what deodorant is.

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
07/04/2004 03:39 PM

I hate indian givers.



No, wait. That's not true. I take it back.

Lila 78,550 13
07/04/2004 05:38 PM

After reading Anita's post in this thread I'm so glad I included her in my adopt-a-n00b program and she didn't run away in fear when you guys all reamed her.



Now we can travel the far corners of the world that seperates us and have teh hot hot lesbo sexo!

She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/04/2004 06:44 PM

Lesbians.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/04/2004 06:47 PM

Does anybody else find it ironic that emoticons are so reviled here... and yet, at the top of this very page there is a banner ad for '8000 free smileys'!

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/04/2004 06:47 PM

I hate Lesbians. [/this is not true]

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
07/04/2004 08:31 PM

I hate that one pair of underwear that constantly creeps up my ass. I keep meaning to throw them out after I spend a day wedge picking, but I keep forgetting. And so, weeks later, I recall my laziness when I am yet again spending large amounts of my day fishing a pair of underwear out of my ass. Because I gotta pick them out, otherwise they chafe.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/04/2004 08:33 PM

Or, you could exercise!

















Please don't hurt me.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/04/2004 11:41 PM

I hate posts that are one clickie away from being full.















Especially if they are mine!

Lila 78,550 13
07/04/2004 11:44 PM

Sweetiedahling, you know all you have to do is post the link and all will be taken care of!

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
07/04/2004 11:50 PM

Wouldn't it be great if someone clicked it, Declan? Then it would be complete.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/04/2004 11:57 PM

Great? it would be awesome.

Snipe*Star 244 8
07/05/2004 03:22 AM

i hate being sober

McStupid 13,155 9
07/05/2004 05:25 AM

I hate that Saddam has been in custody for this long and he's not yet at the end of a rope.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/05/2004 07:50 AM

Our leaders decided he deserved far greater punishment than death, so they were gonna make him wear underwear on his head, take a picture, then release him, but it got out to the media and the public felt that no man should have to endure torture at that level, regardless of their crimes.

So while discussing it the subject of life for a typical Iraqi citizen was mentioned, and George W made the comment, "sheeeezz that sure sounds like it sucks bad, why I would rather get hung from a rope than have to live like that" and they decided that sending him home would be the best move.



Ha.... We showed them.

Chickens aint in Kansas anymore 286,472 61
07/05/2004 08:08 AM

As a fastidious groomer, I hate it when despite all my best efforts, I look up an "suddenly" have a inch long hair growing out of my ear.



WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!!!

Jajoba 1,357 10
07/05/2004 10:33 AM

Mouth breathers