Nerd in a Halftrack 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:24 AM

No.One.Cares.

pissflaps: NEW cherry flavoured 367 9
07/07/2004 12:25 AM

Marinate for a day

350 for an hour in the oven,





Have Dinner... and evidence gone.

Nerd in a Halftrack 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:25 AM

Besides, there is no way a fourteen year old like you could possibly chop off an arm.

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 12:27 AM

Nerd, when I first came to Zug you completly ignored me as I recall......

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/07/2004 12:28 AM

First you need to call TTJ and see if she can identify it before you call the police.

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 12:28 AM

Come on, Im serious! what should I do???

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:29 AM

No you're Hippo, I'm Nerd, we don't have a serious here. Wake up man!

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 12:30 AM

I clicked that, Nerd

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
07/07/2004 12:30 AM

<action>goes to check on her kids</action>Frost. It seems my daughter has been kidnapped. Can you look around the arm and see if you can find the rest of her?

Also, is it a left arm? I don't need to worry if it's a right arm.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:31 AM

Yeah, the frowny face I'm sure.

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 12:32 AM

If you checked the bar then you would see otherwise....

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 12:33 AM

Well, should I call the cops or not???

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:33 AM

Nope, just drinks here. Vodka, Rum, Coors, Miller... No clicks!

Llamapyjamas 7,194 10
07/07/2004 12:33 AM

Beautiful, Jane. I almost didn't recognize you with the different moniker.



And by the way, if you missed my camp camp thread, I had a kid one week who was a hemiplegic. It never occured to me how convenient having two hands is, and your daughter must be one awesome kid.

Llamapyjamas 7,194 10
07/07/2004 12:34 AM

Hmm. Hippo, maybe the arm is part of the goatse man?

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 12:34 AM

I clicked that to.....



anyway, should I call the cops or not???

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:35 AM

Here: Call the police, then scream and realize whoever left the arm in the trash is probably still around and might be inside your house. Then realize that this arm probably belongs to someone you know, probably someone you liked and used to have good times with.



But don't worry, this is all just speculation!

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 12:36 AM

Okay.... I will take that as a yes....

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
07/07/2004 12:37 AM

The call! It's coming from inside the house!

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:38 AM

Yes, but don't worry, this guy/gal whatever, probably already cut the phone lines, but if they didn't, don't answer any phone calls asking what your favorite scary movie is, k?

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/07/2004 12:40 AM

Why don't you take the arm and go masturbate with it first. Save you from having to make your own hand go to sleep first and it gives you that, someone is giving you a handjob feeling.

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
07/07/2004 12:40 AM

Flying Hipps, I refuse to believe that even you could be so stupid that you wouldn't know to call the cops.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:40 AM

<action>blinks</action>

Ok, that was kind of weird.

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/07/2004 12:42 AM

Make sure you wash all your semen off of it first.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:45 AM

Sea men! Yargh!







Haha, I just laughed 'cause I thought about a whole bunch of tiny sea men being wiped off of a dismembered arm going EEEHHHHhhhhhhh AAaaahhhhh in their little tiny sea men voices as they die.

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 12:46 AM

I have called the cops, they should be here any minute.....

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 12:50 AM

Quickly! Remove all of the jewelry on the arm! Make a profit from this!

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/07/2004 02:04 AM

So give us an update.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/07/2004 04:51 AM

I'm chewing my own arm off in anticipation.

Jajoba 1,357 10
07/07/2004 07:50 AM

Quick, take the arm for a drive and wave at people with it.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/07/2004 07:56 AM

Update:



Hippo arrested for armed robbery.

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/07/2004 08:48 AM

The suspect was armed with an arm...

Anita Humpalot 6,762 9
07/07/2004 08:57 AM

While we wait for an update...



*INTERLUDE*



There was a man who had his arm shot off in a war. The doctors replaced it with an electric one, that performend whatever instructions he gave it, simply by talking to it.



One day he went into a bathroom in a bar. He said "Undo Zip" so the arm undid his zip.



He said "Ready, aim, fire!" so he started to pee.



Then he saw a condom machine on the wall that was labeled as "2 for $10."



"RIP OFF!" he shouted.



His screams were heard throughout the bar...



*END OF INTERLUDE*

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/07/2004 10:02 AM

What do you wanna bet the police showed up and arrested him?



I can see it now...



Cop: "...anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law..."



Hippo: "Hey can you hold on a minute before you put those hand cuffs on?...I need to post something on Gab."



Cop: (wacks him with dismembered arm)

Anita Nother Beer 6,762 9
07/07/2004 10:10 AM

I woke up in the morning, put on my shirt, and a button fell off.

Then I went to pick up my purse and the handle fell off....

I was afraid to take a shower.

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/07/2004 10:13 AM

How many Anitas are there?

Anita Nother Beer 6,762 9
07/07/2004 10:15 AM

There's just one lil' ole me.



Do my multiple personalities count?

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/07/2004 10:18 AM

Wait a second...I just realized that Hippo never said it was a human arm. Maybe it was of extraterrestrial origin. You know, like creatures in a UFO were playing a joke, saying "let's Frost with this foolish earthling".

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 11:11 AM

Mr Glass?

Chickens fears the DemoBaby 286,472 61
07/07/2004 11:19 AM

Did you check your own arms? Maybe it's one of yours. Boy, wouldn't that be embarrassing.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
07/07/2004 12:03 PM

Are you sure it's a human arm? Don't end up looking foolish like these people.

mr.funky chunks 256 9
07/07/2004 12:04 PM

what kind of idiot would post on here when you see something like that???

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/07/2004 08:26 PM

Maybe you should give the guy his arm back. He looks pretty pissed.

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 08:39 PM

Right, its all fine, the police are looking into it and I didnt end up being arrested,

THANK GOD!



but where the heck did that arm come from?

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 08:40 PM

oh, and funkychunks, I was online at the time, I went outside to put the rubbish out and found the arm.

Chance 171,270 14
07/07/2004 09:40 PM

I just wanna know what kinda of crack infested ghetto you live in? Or by chance do you live anywhere near O.J or Scott Peterson?

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
07/07/2004 09:47 PM

Damn, I was ready to play a word game.

You know the ones you play in therapy......Shakespeare---Fire

Hippo--Moron

Zug---Funny

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
07/07/2004 09:56 PM

but where the heck did that arm come from?



I'm sure it was a one-time killer just trying to dispose of the evidence. How would you like to be the poor bastard who finds the head staring back up at him in his trashcan?

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/08/2004 03:13 AM

The head would have been much better then the arm. Instead of a handjob as posted earlier by me, you could have gotten a free blow job by someone whose name you don't even know.

Chickens aint in Kansas anymore 286,472 61
07/08/2004 05:17 AM

but where the heck did that arm come from?



your imagination?

yorkydee 709 9
07/09/2004 09:22 PM

Anyone tell him to check his bed for a horse head?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/10/2004 12:56 AM

Dude, if you live in Maryland, I know where the arm comes from. Dave was fighting some guy with a samurai sword and ended up chopping off his arm.



Oh, and get this: the guy is a nazi. Literally.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/12/2004 12:32 PM

Call J. Johnna Jameson,

There's bound to be profit in this.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/12/2004 12:37 PM

I will call him and tell him to get me in touch with J. Jonah Jameson, how 'bout that?

Pubah 56,805 18
07/12/2004 12:39 PM

Whatever

You know spelling is not my thing.



Have you bootlegged...uh SEEN Spidey Duex yet?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/12/2004 12:41 PM

No. I was supposed to see it after work today (half day! Whoo!), but my friend forgot and saw it last night.



I can't go see it on my own!



Is it any good?

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/12/2004 12:41 PM

I pant legged a girl once.

It was romantic.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/12/2004 12:43 PM

Bring a woman so you can spend the whole movie telling her how HOT Kirsten Dunst is.



She'll love you forever when you do.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/12/2004 12:48 PM

I went to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind with a (mostly straight) female friend of mine.



She was literally drooling when Kirsten was bouncing on the bed.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/12/2004 02:24 PM

what you have to do:

build a lemonade stand looking thing in front of your house, and post a sign that says "lost and found"

put the arm in a bin, and watch people's reactions

Pubah 56,805 18
07/12/2004 03:59 PM

She (Kirsten) was even hot as a child



-Scene from Interview with a Vimpire-

Kirstens full lips covered with blood innocently looking up and saying, "May I have some more."



UhOooooooooh

Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
07/12/2004 06:28 PM

Personally, if I were you, I'd go with a classic. First, invite the police (yes ENTIRELY out of the blue) to a scrum-diddly-umtious feast at your home tonight, consisting of a single plate of meat. Unbeknownst to the police, of course, you will have already cooked, marinated, and prepared a delicious dish d'arm.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/12/2004 06:48 PM

Grow your hair really really long, hack off the arm at the wrist and at Halloween go as the Adams Family.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/25/2004 01:38 AM

Nearly there!

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
09/13/2004 04:21 PM

What ever happened to this poor lonely arm?



Too many handjobs give it crabs?

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/13/2004 04:36 PM

ever study taxidermy? that arm could come in handy when arms are $100 a dozen and rationed....seriously, thank thy lord that his will be done....he hath delivered unto you a gift....

TableTopJankey 173,958 15
09/13/2004 04:42 PM

He was kind enough to mail it to me. So far, we've been lucky, and my daughter's body hasn't rejected it.

Slinky has no chance with Chance. 28,185 10
07/04/2006 06:52 AM

Bumping just for the earlier posts.

Slinky has no chance with Chance. 28,185 10
07/04/2006 06:53 AM

What I meant was the posts at the beginning.

Pram Maven 80,711 42
07/04/2006 08:56 AM

TWO LESBIANS FARTING Shakespeare ALL OVER THE WORLD

Dtay 61 6
07/04/2006 03:30 PM

HA! This is funny Shakespeare. by the way, i lost my leg the other day, so evryone, check your trash cans for my mother-Frosting leg

Livewire 78,229 13
07/04/2006 08:29 PM

Perhaps you should call the army.



Next.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/04/2006 08:31 PM

Some crazy in Houston cut off one of his fingers and mailed it to his former girlfriend.



I'm telling you this because SHUT UP!

Pram Maven 80,711 42
07/05/2006 08:25 AM

Dtay, I have your leg. If you ever want to see it kick a cooch or punt a Carroll again, you will place 1500 yen in a transparent bag and leave it in the tree with all the spotlights on it. Oh, do I have to tell you where the tree is? It's outside the prison you grew up in.

SAVE WHORIA, Lord of the Chance 4,599 8
07/05/2006 10:54 AM

<action>checks her weapons' locker</action>



Say..you didn't happen to also find what could be a replica of a Klingon Bat'leth, did you?



Just wondering.

Dtay 61 6
07/05/2006 01:54 PM

pram, which prison, there was three of em

Pram Maven 80,711 42
07/05/2006 03:37 PM

Well, that's only because you needed glasses.