Gopher 570 10
07/07/2004 11:53 AM

Addam's family hand helps support the democrats

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/07/2004 11:53 AM

"John, do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?"

pissflaps: NEW cherry flavoured 367 9
07/07/2004 11:54 AM

Get your right hand out of there or I will squeeze off your Frost-ing neck!

Chickens fears the DemoBaby 286,472 61
07/07/2004 11:54 AM

Yes, they ripped out our eyes, but we have still have these nice smiles!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/07/2004 11:54 AM

Gigantic Tools: A Tale of Two More Johns

pissflaps: NEW cherry flavoured 367 9
07/07/2004 11:55 AM

oops 'Left hand' I meant..











damn!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/07/2004 11:57 AM

"So if you die, I get to be president?"



"Yeah,"



"That's so awesome. Don't take it personal if I tell you I hope that you drop dead."

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
07/07/2004 12:02 PM

My buddy...

(My buddy)

My buddy...

(My buddy)

Wherever I go,

he's gonna go...

My buddy...

(My buddy)

My buddy...

MY BUDDY AND ME....











batteries not included.

Pants 14,252 17
07/07/2004 12:04 PM

Kerry and Edwards experience an overwhelming sense of joy and relief from narrowly avoiding a disaster that could have easily crippled the campaign. Despite the fact that John did not call John the night before they luckily avoided wearing the same color tie.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/07/2004 12:05 PM

Soon after this photo was taken, Edwards amazed the crowd by speaking while Kerry took a drink of water.

Bankey - crazy cat man 70,843 10
07/07/2004 12:08 PM

"The Ambiguously Duo!"

Bankey - crazy cat man 70,843 10
07/07/2004 12:09 PM

insert "gay" anywhere you like in that last post.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/07/2004 12:15 PM

OK



"Bankey - crazy gay cat man"

Chickens fears the DemoBaby 286,472 61
07/07/2004 12:48 PM

I can't think of a good caption.

bignorm96 874 9
07/07/2004 01:27 PM

when did Dan Quayle dye his hair?

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
07/07/2004 02:03 PM

"Close your eyes and imagine a magic land where Massachusetts has 270 electoral votes."

Gonzo 20,522 17
07/07/2004 03:06 PM

"Pat Sajack! I choose YOU!"

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/07/2004 06:03 PM

"No, no, stupid, you've got it much

too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck."

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/07/2004 06:09 PM

"Taking it a step further, John Edwards decides to not only talk to the dead, but be seen in public with it as well."









What do you mean that is the wrong John Edwards???

Mr.Glass Is Watching You 25,340 11
07/07/2004 06:16 PM

Kerry: "I'm not wearing any pants! This is awesome!"

Edwards: "Oh yeah? I'm standing on a dead hooker! I think she was pregnant."

Kerry: "Sweet."

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
07/07/2004 07:30 PM

and here's another picture from my "fedish folder."

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/07/2004 07:31 PM

Guess no one got the 'SpaceBalls' reference....

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/07/2004 07:31 PM

They're not Swedish or Flemish. What are you getting at?

burningchrome 507 9
07/07/2004 07:36 PM

"Aren't my dimples just the cutest!!"

"Shut up Frostwit"

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
07/07/2004 09:03 PM

Months after rehab, Bert and Ernie, ( despite these great costumes) are seen here on their way to WaShakespeareon's favorite night clubs.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/07/2004 09:06 PM

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but the four letter word I am things about is...





C - U - T- E!

Flying Hippo shot the Goatse man 1,246 10
07/07/2004 10:18 PM

Ever wondered whats going on BELOW the cameras view?

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
07/07/2004 10:26 PM

"Winne-the-pooh

Winne-the-pooh

Cuddley bear all stuffed with honey

Winne-the-pooh

Winne-the-pooh

Funny little silly old bear"

Anita Nother Beer 6,762 9
07/08/2004 12:18 AM

<action> continues the catchy little tune...

♫ Kid sister (kid sister),

Kid sister (kid sister),

Wherever I go, you're gonna go!

Kid sister (kid sister),

Kid sister (kid sister),

KID SISTER AND MEEEEEEE!!! ♫

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/08/2004 09:47 AM

"Get back in the box."

"No! I no get backinna box!"

"Get back in the box!"

"NO! I no get backinna box! Dark!"

superfly 1,145 8
07/08/2004 11:43 AM

"Just smile and wave nobody needs to get hurt this will all be over soon"

Chickens fears the DemoBaby 286,472 61
07/08/2004 11:48 AM

After this, I wanna Frost you like I wanna Frost this country.



(somebody had to say it)

Eekstein 292 11
07/08/2004 12:57 PM

this pretty much settles it.

SAVIORA 666 10
07/08/2004 12:58 PM

Edwards is showing remarkable patience in this photo-op, despite Kerry's steamy flatulence.

JT1Night 8 8
07/08/2004 02:39 PM

Having declaired victory over Bush/Cheney in the "best hair" competition earlier this week, Kerry and Edwards pose here for the "nicest smile" category. Results for "cutest couple" due out later this month, are rumored to be heavily lopsided.

4 8
07/09/2004 01:15 AM

I dont want to imagine a world where massachusettes has 270 electoral votes. Than we would have to be liberal...and thats creepy.

Soy El Derp 1 8
07/09/2004 06:56 PM

"I'm John Edwards, and my penis is HUGE! You see folks, the combined length of our penises is 76 inches, 6 of those inches belong to John Kerry next to me. Have you guys ever wondered why i smile so much, why I'm so happy? It's becuase my penis is HUGE! George W Bush's penis is small, mine is HUGE!"

PersianZug 888 9
07/09/2004 06:58 PM

mmm...

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
07/09/2004 07:52 PM

Attempting to reach the broadest constituency possible, the Democratic topdogs selected as VP runningmate a Senator who parts his hair on the right and who likes his beer cold and his women hot.

The Last One 7 9
07/09/2004 09:41 PM

Kerry- Dammit, I'm getting another boner.

Edwards- Just smile and pose, you can take the pills in a few minutes.

GoBanana 590 10
07/10/2004 03:34 AM

You've got a firm ass john.



Thanks john.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/10/2004 12:00 PM

Kerry imagions to himself

"do I really have a chance with this goober? Nahhh, Nader has this thing all wrapped up. Condalezza would look better on my arm."

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/10/2004 01:20 PM

We're laughing, because the only way Bush has a chance is if we accidentally light the podium on fire.

Happy Fun Ball 852 9
07/10/2004 09:01 PM

(.... vulcan neck pinch ineffective.... fascinating....)

daughnf 32 8
07/10/2004 11:50 PM

Two more satisfied customers of the the Hair Club for men...

Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
07/11/2004 02:29 PM

Tehe, no John (Edwards), thats not a banana in my pocket. I'm just a very tall, horny, gay man.

Jessoh 4 8
07/11/2004 04:09 PM

"I love YOU more!"

"No I love YOU more!"

"No I love YOU more!"

Laurel 0 8
07/11/2004 07:01 PM

Once you go gay you never stray

MoDeL CiTiZeN 45 9
07/12/2004 12:29 AM

"We have a new Chaplain in the Senate and a tour came through the other day. They asked him a lot of questions about being Chaplain and one person turned to him and asked: "When you open the Senate with prayer each morning, do you look out at the Senators and pray for them?" The Chaplain didn't lose a beat - he said "No, actually I look out at all those Senators and I pray for the country."

MoDeL CiTiZeN 45 9
07/12/2004 12:30 AM

Here we see Jeff Kerry and Jeff Edwards

ringworm 68,315 13
07/12/2004 12:28 PM

this doesn't really have much to do w/ the photo, but welcome, 1984.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/12/2004 12:50 PM

Every 20 minutes there is a "serious threat" attributed to "increased chatter." I'm pretty sure that just being America is enough reason for terroristas to blow stuff up.



Also, when this capcon hits 100 posts, it will be replaced. That's the new (unofficial) policy.

Sexiest Man Alive 439 9
07/12/2004 08:01 PM

hi hi hi hi... *kerry puts nipple on edwards shoulder* hi hi hi hi

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/12/2004 08:39 PM

In an odd turn of events, would be president elect Kerry and vice presidential candidate Edwards exchange vows. Kerry jokes "I was the girl."

carrie 8 8
07/12/2004 08:56 PM

NAW, Dude!! Pink ties and a little rouge on the cheeks are MANLY now! Hello? Metrosexuality!!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/12/2004 10:00 PM

<action> doing her part to inch towards post 100</action>



We pledge allegiance to the Pflag...

ringworm 68,315 13
07/13/2004 01:47 AM

they're like the ambiguously gay duo, only less ambiguous.

Happy Napkin 30,762 12
07/13/2004 05:24 AM

"So happy together..."

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/13/2004 01:12 PM

Time to put this one to rest. Suckometer reaching critical.