Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/07/2004 09:52 PM

Two in the hole is better than one in the bush.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/07/2004 10:01 PM

meet more meat

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/07/2004 10:01 PM

Or - 2 for 1 weiner night!

Fluro 14,139 11
07/07/2004 10:02 PM

Be part of a real love triangle!

Emenius - NO IS FIRE! 1,433 10
07/07/2004 10:04 PM

Welcome to Fingercuff Night

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
07/07/2004 10:10 PM

Why limit yourself to having only one hole filled?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
07/07/2004 10:11 PM

How many balls can you juggle?

Bonky 75,728 15
07/07/2004 10:33 PM

Okay. Here goes and in advance, you're welcome.





Ahem.







Get ready. This is going to be great!









"Triangles have three sides and we're gay so we like things in threes and so come in here and buy some liquor and tip the bartenders and tell your friends to buy stuff in here and we'll all be happy and gay! Like TRIANGLES!"



















I help people. It's what Nutbutter does.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
07/07/2004 11:15 PM

Threesomes are lies produced by the government.

Emenius - NO IS FIRE! 1,433 10
07/07/2004 11:17 PM

Threesome? Hell, I can't even talk a girl into a twosome.

Briham 38,843 10
07/07/2004 11:21 PM

I've had plenty of onesomes.

Emenius - NO IS FIRE! 1,433 10
07/07/2004 11:33 PM

I get hot, steamy one on self action every night.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
07/07/2004 11:52 PM

All for one and one for all.

Anita Nother Beer 6,762 9
07/08/2004 01:10 AM

♫ Three is a magic number...

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/08/2004 01:18 AM

Anita!!! Why are you not on Instant Message! Are you blocking me? The NERVE!!!! Get on wonamn!

larkknot 3,359 10
07/08/2004 01:50 AM

Threesomes: Plug it in, plug it in!



Disclaimer: Not entirely concious due to lack of caffeine.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/08/2004 02:35 AM

Coleridge Juggling, every Wednsday night!





It's Trey Chic !

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
07/08/2004 05:09 AM

On the Next episode of Dead Robot and Bullwinkle, called "Triangulate your Gaydar", or "When one drunken one-night-stand mustache ride just isn't enough!".



I guess "Wang" wouldn't work, eh?

Chickens aint in Kansas anymore 286,472 61
07/08/2004 05:14 AM

It's THREE DAWG NIGHT!

Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/08/2004 05:19 AM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?



A-one! A-toohoo! A-three!



The world may never know.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/08/2004 08:40 AM

i saw the title of this thread and thought you must have used both hands. just for a change

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/08/2004 09:25 AM

The cumming just keeps going...and going...

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/08/2004 09:27 AM

Two heads are better plus one.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/08/2004 09:33 AM

Threesome Night! God gave you two hands for a reason.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/08/2004 09:37 AM

I think it's safe to say that all our tag lines suck.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/08/2004 09:38 AM

Suck like two girls on one Coleridge!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/08/2004 09:40 AM

Where the kisses are

his and his and his

Three's company too

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/08/2004 09:41 AM

Ive just been told to post the last winning poster...



Oh so >O<



I love your work...I will decide tonight.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/08/2004 10:31 AM

Oh my stars! There are weiners in that picture!







Hey, there you go!



OH MY STARS! THERE ARE WEINERS IN HERE!

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/08/2004 10:36 AM

Pierre isn't the only lucky one!

Dan, and you are? 378 8
07/08/2004 11:26 AM

Does anyone else find it ironic that this place is on church street?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
07/08/2004 11:27 AM

Not just that place, the whole village.

Chickens fears the DemoBaby 286,472 61
07/08/2004 11:30 AM

Those wellslians. Let one gay priest in and there goes the neighborhood.

Chickens fears the DemoBaby 286,472 61
07/08/2004 11:47 AM

Lloyd won last time, huh? Did you send him a Black Eagle tshirt?

greZow 112 8
07/08/2004 11:52 AM

Bobbing my head

You lookin at me .. him? me? Him??



OH YEAH

Watermelon Rose 171,270 14
07/08/2004 02:03 PM

DR! Wheres my poster dammit!!! I won the first contest!! ME ME ME ME ME!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/08/2004 02:07 PM

"It takes three legs to make a tri-pod."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/08/2004 08:32 PM

Chancey Watermelon: You were a winner.



>*<

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/08/2004 08:36 PM

Ye Olde Three Little Dicks?

Chance 171,270 14
07/08/2004 08:45 PM

Id like to give him a titty twister! Thanks DR!!! Must go touch myself read a book now.

Livewire 78,229 13
07/08/2004 08:53 PM

I think Professor Fantabulous got more clicks than when I posted the same exact line last time. Leading me to theorize that funny is weather-based, and Threes Company humour is funniest in the summer.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/08/2004 08:57 PM

If you have boobs, clickie count x2.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/08/2004 09:13 PM

"WEDNESDAY BEAR NIGHT



Every Wednesday, our own Donny feeds the Bears! From 5pm to midnight you can grab some meat on the patio. Be sure to ask what's in Donny's special sauce.."





I'm prety sure that there is a regulation against this...

yorkydee 709 9
07/09/2004 01:29 AM

To: Chickens aint in Kansas anymore, who said; "It's THREE DAWG NIGHT!"



I believe the following is much more appropriate......



"It's Three "DONG" Night!"

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/09/2004 08:21 AM

I am gong to give it to Chickens this month, seeing how he's snappled.



You all must be commended on your titles. Next month I will ask for a different subheader on another night. Just to change it up, honey.



I will post the poster later.



Congratulations!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/09/2004 09:28 AM

Livewire,



I apologize, i read the other thread to see if had been posted before (not overly well it seems). The cute girl must have walked past my office when i got to your post.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/09/2004 11:57 AM

I didn't win because I don't have a penis, you SEXIST PIG!

invisible nudist 432 8
07/09/2004 01:15 PM

Why try to dissapoint TWO women in oen night?

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/09/2004 01:17 PM

How long does oen night last?

invisible nudist 432 8
07/09/2004 01:27 PM

Just so you know, my dyslexia has scored me quite a few threesomes.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/09/2004 01:29 PM

My alcoholism had resulted in much dyslexia. But never a threesome.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/09/2004 01:29 PM

I am gong to give it to Chickens this month, seeing how he's snappled.



Well if we are going to play the "I hurt myself because I'm a middle aged man pretending to be a teenager so that I can win stuff on gab" game...



um.



I have really bad cramps, can't you use mine instead?