Chickens aint in Kansas anymore 286,472 61
07/08/2004 05:20 AM

I had a drama teacher in high school named Bobby Cox (gay as a two dollar bill). He introduced his sister to us one day as Anita.





I bout Shakespeare.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/08/2004 05:23 AM

Lunchbox, you poor drunk bastard.. If Anita is half the woman I think she is, she's going to take your thread title as her new name, and wear it as a badge of sarcastic honor.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/08/2004 05:24 AM

p.s. END IN TEARS!

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
07/08/2004 05:29 AM

I hope Laurell K. Hamilton sues her for copyright infringement. The dyke's sister, however, is highly tagable.

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/08/2004 05:29 AM

Frogpop, that was inspirational man. Nice job!

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/08/2004 05:38 AM

I like Anita's name changes. Heck, Trae has been doing it for years. "Please set your Trae in its upright position", etc.



Let the women have their fun, damn homosexuals trying to drive away the small amount of interesting women on Zug. Grrr!

Chickens aint in Kansas anymore 286,472 61
07/08/2004 05:43 AM

HEY!~ None of this fags running the real women away Shakespeare.

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/08/2004 05:45 AM

HEY! None of this chickens repeating what I just said but in a chicken sort of way!

ringworm 68,315 13
07/08/2004 06:08 AM

i agree w/ the lunching shuttleboxx. pick an identity and stick w/ it, ya Frostin' looney.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
07/08/2004 06:11 AM

The name changing thing always kinda bugged me, we don't have taglines here for a reason, folks. Besides, who cares if we run her off? Have you not caught all the lesbian references? She's competition, you ninny!

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/08/2004 06:17 AM

Hmm what smells like fear? A little competition never hurt anyone. I suppose it would be silly to call a female a Poe.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 15
07/08/2004 06:24 AM

Wow, you're an idiot, and can't smell. It's helpfulness you smell, not fear, because it's not competition for me. I've better sense than to try to Frost anything that posts here. Ducky, excluded, of course.

Happy Napkin 30,762 12
07/08/2004 06:27 AM

Oh let it go, What if she stopped with the name changing? Huh? Then she would be "Anita" Now thats Frost-ing scary. No surname. Eugh.

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/08/2004 06:37 AM

Alpha, I was not speaking of sexual competition. silly

2,598 9
07/08/2004 06:58 AM

Anybody got one?

2,598 9
07/08/2004 07:01 AM

If you let me borrow one, I promise to waShakespeare before I return it.

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/08/2004 07:04 AM

Pick a name Anita, so that we know it is the real Anita posting.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/08/2004 07:20 AM

you so tricky.

Winks with a Raspberry 86,705 14
07/08/2004 07:43 AM

I hate it so much when peoples changes they names. It's not big OR clever.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/08/2004 07:48 AM

I lurve you, Daggy!

Gonzo 20,522 17
07/08/2004 08:58 AM

I had a drama teacher in high school named Bobby Cox (gay as a two dollar bill). He introduced his sister to us one day as Anita.



Yeah, but she was already married to some guy named Dickenside.































Wait... gay as a two-dollar-bill? That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship!

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
07/08/2004 09:28 AM

I like Anita and her name changes. SHE CAN SIT AT MY LUNCH TABLE

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/08/2004 09:43 AM

Isnt Anita a man?



If so, he does great Drag Names.

Whistler P. McManus is quite sunburned 185,953 44
07/08/2004 09:54 AM

Chickens, I believe the expression is "queer as a three dollar bill." As you might remember, there never has been a three dollar (U.S.) bill. That's why it would be queer. Two dollar bills go in and out of popularity, but wouldn't be considered all that unusual.



You might want to add this little bit of information to your home skuling curriculum.

Anita Lila And Some Hot Lesbo Sexo 78,550 13
07/08/2004 10:11 AM

<action>winks at the exotic beauty

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/08/2004 10:35 AM

I'm so confused...

Ditdah 123,102 14
07/08/2004 10:37 AM

I wish Anita was here to read this. I would live to hear her response, even though my ears would probably bleed from the lashing she would dish out.



ANITA!!! Where are you?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/08/2004 10:37 AM

You're not the only one.

Chickens fears the DemoBaby 286,472 61
07/08/2004 10:38 AM

Whistler, I knew I had screwed the porch on that one.

Chickens fears the DemoBaby 286,472 61
07/08/2004 10:39 AM

I like the name changes as long as there is one recognizable word we can id you by. Like mine changes with my moods, but the Chickens part stays.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/08/2004 10:46 AM

<action>hops from one foot to the other</action>







I need to peeeeeeeeeee!!!

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/08/2004 10:49 AM

Anita's new name should be ...



Anita Porn Producer



... it's so becoming. (Can't help it here) Because if I was on her, I'd be coming too!



..*hilarity ensues*

Ditdah 123,102 14
07/08/2004 10:52 AM

Porn Producer, that was stupid, childish, and just too easy.





And for some reason, I laughed so hard I spit coffee out my nose. Clickie for you!

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/08/2004 10:53 AM

Porn Producer, that was stupid, childish, and just too easy.



That brought tears to my ears. Thank you!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/08/2004 11:10 AM

"(gay as a two dollar bill)"



Hmmm...



>*< Safe

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/08/2004 11:13 AM

I think there's a certain amount of irony in Lunchwolf telling someone to stop changing his or her name.

Trixxie (Spicey McFaggot) LeMay 65,021 15
07/08/2004 11:18 AM

I asked Anita Douche' and she said 1 out of every three queers thinks Anita should keep her name.

Anita Stop Making New Names 6,762 9
07/08/2004 12:51 PM

Dear Lunchbox,



I wish you wouldn't start these kinds of lame-ass threads where you start babbling like you had a mouth full of Depends and a clue in your head. In any case, thanks, I always wondered what chicken-Shakespeare, horse-Shakespeare and bullShakespeare would smell like if it was all mixed together in one post, and now I know. If I want to hear from a ratfaced tard-popsicle, I'll obligingly let you know. Until then, stick your head into your arse again and let the stench knock you out already.



I change my name because it pleases me, and because I think it's teh funny. It's my attempt at teh funny. In fact, most of my names are the brainstorm of Oboe Master, someone who, unlike you, can be respected for his teh funny on GAB. If you don't like it, you can go Frost yourself into oblivion.



So stop whining like an old whore. I can't be bothered to slap you about your wrinkled, gin-ravaged face again. I have better things to do. And, rather than watch your fail at the flame game, why don't I just send you a revolver so that you can play Russian roulette with all chambers fully loaded?



Please try to have some minute idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you post again.



Oh, and STFU.



Love, Anita

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/08/2004 12:53 PM

Anita, I love you. Marry me.

superfly 1,145 8
07/08/2004 12:54 PM

Daaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnn

Ditdah 123,102 14
07/08/2004 01:03 PM

Anita, yet again you have not let me down. Sometimes you irritate the snot out of me, and other times you make me laugh 'till I can't breathe. That post was exactly what I was waiting for. Thank you!

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
07/08/2004 01:03 PM

I just had a ratface tard flavored popsicle the other day.

Trixxie (Spicey McFaggot) LeMay 65,021 15
07/08/2004 01:09 PM

Oh No she told YOu.

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/08/2004 01:21 PM

Dear Anita,



You're still annoying.



Oh, and STFU.



Love, piXXX.

Anita Stop Making New Names 6,762 9
07/08/2004 01:28 PM

Dear Pixxxie, you lame-ass unfunny 'tard:



You are the reason why geneticists say that father-daughter marriages are a bad idea.



You are cordially invited to eat me.



Hugs and Kisses, Anita

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/08/2004 01:30 PM

piXXXie gets an invitation!!!

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/08/2004 01:31 PM

Actually, Anita, my father and my mother/aunt are still together today. So Frost you and your stupid genetiwhatever theories.

superfly 1,145 8
07/08/2004 01:31 PM

Nice boobies Anita. Need a job?!?

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/08/2004 01:32 PM

Anita Stop Stringing Random Words Together And Calling Them Insults.



Hyperspaz, if you truly think she's "interesting," then you're further gone than I ever imagined.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/08/2004 01:33 PM

You are cordially invited to eat me.



I'm jealous.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/08/2004 01:34 PM

I always wondered what chicken-Shakespeare, horse-Shakespeare and bullShakespeare would smell like if it was all mixed together in one post, and now I know. If I want to hear from a ratfaced tard-popsicle, I'll obligingly let you know. Until then, stick your head into your arse again and let the stench knock you out already.



I weep for the fact that Gabbers are standing up for crap like this. It's 100% devoid of any sort of humor or meaning.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/08/2004 01:36 PM

So stop whining like an old whore. I can't be bothered to slap you about your wrinkled, gin-ravaged face again. I have better things to do. And, rather than watch your fail at the flame game, why don't I just send you a revolver so that you can play Russian roulette with all chambers fully loaded?



Check that witty retort! She's a Frost-ing comedy genius!!!!!

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/08/2004 01:37 PM

It's an aquired taste for the discriminating homo.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/08/2004 01:59 PM

most of my names are the brainstorm of Oboe Master, someone who, unlike you, can be respected for his teh funny on GAB.



news flash. oboe master isnt respected for the funny either.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/08/2004 02:01 PM

Pssst... Lunchboxx.



OboeMaster is DemoMonkey.

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
07/08/2004 02:02 PM

People who change their names are obviously insecure, and not comfortable with who they are.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/08/2004 02:13 PM

oh, rats. i didnt know that. well, ive never seen oboe master say anything funny. maybe DM loses the funny when he changes into his superhero name

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
07/08/2004 02:15 PM

You've never seen oboe say anything funny? I can't even count the number of times that people have begged him to log in so that they could click him for something he said.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/08/2004 02:18 PM

I have to politely disagree. He's the bomb diggity shiznit 1337 motha up in hea.

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/08/2004 02:19 PM

<action>feels insecure and uncomfortable while trying to think of a new name</action>

Ditdah 123,102 14
07/08/2004 02:22 PM

Tuna Fish?

Watermelon Rose 171,270 14
07/08/2004 02:30 PM

This is normally when I'd say something hateful like "Hey Lunchboxx changing your name isn't as bad as changing from pitcher to catcher!"

BUT since I am the new and improved Chance I will just keep my comments to myself.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/08/2004 03:02 PM

that rant read suspiciously similar to that "open letter to the subway kicker" article the other day.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/08/2004 03:04 PM

while changing your name, in and of itself, is not a bad thing, doing it every 10 - 12 posts is stupid.

Whistler P. McManus is quite sunburned 185,953 44
07/08/2004 05:51 PM

I don't care whether or not someone changes their name every post, but I do agree that Anita is an uppity, only semi-funny n00b who has been given a free pass for having a pretty smile and showing her cleavage.



I don't feel the need to be nice because:

a. I'm not going to try to bang her.

b. I'm not deluded enough to think I might be banging her someday soon.



And Anita, dear, teh was over several months before you joined us. Stop it now.

Whistler P. McManus is quite sunburned 185,953 44
07/08/2004 05:53 PM

One more thing: I can't believe you guys aren't pissing all over Chickens' "I screwed the porch" post. It's genius. Or do you all think that's just a typo?

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/08/2004 08:49 PM

Told you so!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/08/2004 08:49 PM

p.s. TEARS!

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/08/2004 08:56 PM

<action> feels warm and fuzzy in the knowlege that hot latino boobs do not, after all, give you a free pass in life on Gab. </action>

PotatoCouch 14,056 9
07/08/2004 08:57 PM

I have better things to do.



Aren't you laid up because of your back?

PotatoCouch 14,056 9
07/08/2004 08:58 PM

Oh yeah, and to you, too!

PotatoCouch 14,056 9
07/08/2004 08:58 PM

<action>leaves in shame</action>



Ah, Shakespeare. It was supposed to be < / i >, but I Frosted up.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/08/2004 08:58 PM

I wish I had hot latino boobs.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/08/2004 09:05 PM

I have some in a jar on my desk. They're a bit overrated.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/08/2004 09:06 PM

They make good handwarmers in the winter, though.

Anita Stop Making New Names 6,762 9
07/08/2004 09:09 PM

Which would do you no good, Froggy, since you HAVE NO HANDS!

Anita Stop Making New Names 6,762 9
07/08/2004 09:12 PM

FYI, I change my name every day, sometimes every OTHER day. And there is nothing on GAB that says that I can't. Therefore, I shall do so as often as I damn well please. If you don't like it, well, I'll extend the courtesy I gave Pixxxie--eat me.



And, "teh" is not gone. Like all good things in life, it makes a comeback. And, everyone else STILL uses it incessantly, therefore I will too.



Have a nice evening.

Anita have hot latino boobs for more clickies! 45,655 12
07/08/2004 09:13 PM

Anita cannot change her name on Gab.



My word is law.

Anita Stop Making New Names 6,762 9
07/08/2004 09:19 PM

*sigh*



Always imitated, never duplicated.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/08/2004 09:26 PM

<action>often masturbated, but was never sated.</action>

Fluro 14,139 11
07/08/2004 09:30 PM

Anita, I'll help you multiply though...

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/08/2004 09:36 PM

Anita is mine dammit!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/08/2004 10:18 PM

I realize this isn't a new sentiment, but OboeMaster/DemoMonkey is the funniest person on here no matter what his moniker is. I'm so devoted that I show him my boobs on a regular, in lieu of clickies. So if he says Anita's the Shakespeare, then the Shakespeare she is. EOF

ringworm 68,315 13
07/08/2004 10:27 PM

where did he say that?

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/09/2004 12:19 AM

Anita's the Shakespeare



I think you put in an extra "the" back there.



It's not so much the name changing that bothers me, but moreso the fact that she's even here to begin with.

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
07/09/2004 12:42 AM

I suppose it would be silly to call a female a Poe.



A guy called me a Poe one time. I replied with, "I have a Poe, but I am not one. Now don't stare with your mouth hanging open, dear."

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/09/2004 05:17 AM

Mavis, I believe you hit the nail on the head. There's too much mutual n00b-love going on. In the past, flames such as that would have been maha'd for lack of humor and originality. Now, we get You go, girl! style responses. Did we always give free passes for cleavage? I thought that took full frontal nudity.



This isn't the first time Boxx got his panties in a bunch over names. I took to calling myself Beeblebr0x and Lunchbr0x for a while, and he Frost-ing hated it. Some people are too easy to piss off.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/09/2004 05:19 AM

That should have been Beeblebox.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/09/2004 05:58 AM

it was more linked to hating you, not the name jacking.

superturkey 6,678 0
07/09/2004 06:08 AM

and to think i got the deepest depths of hell for the superchicken name from everyone for however long it was.



noone seems pissed at me for changing my name. in fact, the maha's have damn near dissappeared, except when i pissed lila off, then about 50 showed up in hours. other than that, i've logged in only a couple.

173,153 25
07/09/2004 06:09 AM

Yeah! What's so wrong with my name, anyway?

Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/09/2004 06:13 AM

hi frogpop

Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/09/2004 06:17 AM

i have to agree with brox on this one, unfortunately. i do agree that all the n00bs like to give each other handjobs for every post. when i was a n00b, i dont remember me frolicking with the other n00bs, taking turns licking barney the dinosaur's Frost-ing Poe. in fact, we all hated each other and competed for acceptance and the attention of trae.



instead of giving each other little pats on the ass, why dont you n00bs get some fire in your bellies and fight each other for the amusement of the regulars?

Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/09/2004 04:50 PM

bump for the n00b bitches

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/09/2004 07:49 PM

Um, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a n00b. And I don't even like Anita...much less would I be willing to give her a handjob.



With that clarified...I would now like to extend offers to BobJohnson, dinesh, No Key and DemoMonkey for low-cost handjobs...



Not sure which ones like girls, though...

PotatoCouch 14,056 9
07/09/2004 07:53 PM

Dear Anita,



Please spend less time trying to prove you have balls and more time trying to be funny. You DO have your moments. Have more of them.



Thank you.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/10/2004 10:48 AM

It's not that you try to defend yourself, it's that you choose the most retarded way to do it. Maybe try to use a little wit next time.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/10/2004 11:12 AM

<action>loves Mavis for his wonderfully sharp and witty tongue</action>

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/10/2004 11:18 AM

*wakes up half enebriated*



... is it february yet?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/10/2004 11:44 AM

I like Anita. I do. I like her when she is not:



a) taking her clothes off.

n) having her clothes taken off by someone else.

i) insulting somebody by involving either a or b.

t) calling someone a 'tard, and then "have a nice day."



Unfortunately, after a, n, i, t and more a, there is not much Anita left. If you find some, call me. I'll laugh at her.

deadrising 0 6
10/18/2006 07:44 PM

redreddddd

That which goes Thud in the night 68,459 19
10/18/2006 07:53 PM

Why the Frost would you bump this thread?



Never do it again, ratFroster.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
10/18/2006 10:55 PM

Anita and Pram would have gotten along great.

Would YOU Phuc Me? I'd Phuc Me. 237,915 21
10/18/2006 11:01 PM

Anita Hahnjob.

Millie 116,984 28
10/19/2006 01:05 AM

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

UnderHag 101,388 77
10/19/2006 07:17 AM

I am still not Anita.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
10/19/2006 07:22 AM

I saw the title of this thread and my first thought was "Anita? What? She's back? Are we in 2004?"



Then I noticed it actually was a thread from 2004. I'm not the fastest.

Jolson 16,163 11
10/19/2006 07:58 AM

No, she's not back. I spoke to her the other day. She's recently back from her military service in Afghanistan and is busy getting her civilian life in order.

Jolson 16,163 11
10/19/2006 07:59 AM

To clarify, not back on GAB. Back in the USA.

Fratberry 282,833 53
10/19/2006 08:52 AM

That's bad enough.