Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
07/09/2004 02:11 AM

And a head injury, it seems.

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 168,693 11
07/09/2004 02:11 AM

I'm not sure what you just said. Are you on lots of pain medication?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,160 9
07/09/2004 02:12 AM

OHMYGOD! CHickens is dead???!!!

csme: Jane's Jew, Chance's Ho 14,845 9
07/09/2004 02:12 AM

I think he means, "There's a gerbil in my arse!"

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
07/09/2004 02:14 AM

I'm glad you're OK Chickens. (other than the broken ankle)



What happened? Lowside?

...and most importantly

How's the bike?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,160 9
07/09/2004 02:15 AM

I need a bambulance!



Where are you sir?



I'm in a mother-Frostin phone booth! By the mother-Frostin Stop N Go!

Watermelon Rose 168,284 11
07/09/2004 02:15 AM

Couldn't handle those cheerleaders after all huh?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,160 9
07/09/2004 02:16 AM

If this isn't a joke, then Chickens, get well soon. Since you were wearing a kilt, did you hurt your riggin'?

Revolutionary Chickens 238,139 14
07/09/2004 02:48 AM

first post fromthe emergency ward

Lila 78,460 11
07/09/2004 02:50 AM

There's something inherently wrong with you when you get to the ER and think to post to Gab.

Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
07/09/2004 02:51 AM

My wife mentioned Bonky within ten seconds of having the baby.



Which was funny, because I mentioned Bonky a few times while we were concieving it.

dinesh 21,845 14
07/09/2004 03:27 AM

heh, hiya chix, how'd the bike survive?

Revolutionary Chickens 238,139 14
07/09/2004 03:41 AM

the bike's gonna need some front end minor work. the tire was pressing against the fender. and i'll probably need to get a new kickass costom paintjob. rats.

The Real Rockin Donkey 76,817 12
07/09/2004 03:43 AM

Get some custom training wheels while you're at it.

newwave 45,836 7
07/09/2004 03:43 AM

Hmm, I know a guy who does bike work... too bad he can't fix the broken chickens! [insert crying emoticon here]

The Real Rockin Donkey 76,817 12
07/09/2004 03:44 AM

Oh, and I'm glad you're ok and sorry you wrecked your bike.

Revolutionary Chickens 238,139 14
07/09/2004 03:47 AM

hey john, can i get a custom icon of a cooked chicken with only one drumstick?

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,239 10
07/09/2004 03:47 AM

Get well soon Eric!

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,239 10
07/09/2004 03:48 AM

You need any help with recovery, I have a kick ass nurse outfit!

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
07/09/2004 03:52 AM

WHAT HAPPENED?!

Revolutionary Chickens 238,139 14
07/09/2004 03:53 AM

they straightned my foot so i dont have the right hand turn in it anymore, but the actual setting will have to wait. there are two people ahead of me.



and you guys better make with the clickies on that first ambulance post. the emt's were cracking up that I took the time to tell you guys.



Oh and can someone please make the calling of the clans tonight and call the Buchannans. I'm gonna be a bit...tied up.

dinesh 21,845 14
07/09/2004 03:54 AM

tell the Frost-ing EMT's to click your post then. i only click tits from today onward.

newwave 45,836 7
07/09/2004 03:55 AM

Not even clicks for chicken breasts?

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,239 10
07/09/2004 03:58 AM

Ever broken your ankle before, Chicks? I had ankle surgery and thought I was gonna die.







ps. If they give you extra Demoral, let me know mmmmkay?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,160 9
07/09/2004 04:27 AM

Trae, I still have some left from when I had kidney stones. WHat will you trade for them?

ringworm 67,989 9
07/09/2004 05:21 AM

crutches = ageless cool

Marilyn 12,450 11
07/09/2004 05:25 AM

I like the name "Eric." But I don't like the name "Get Well Soon."



It's just weird an inappropriate.



Another thread not read.

Just Ducky 10,658 11
07/09/2004 05:32 AM

You should have told us you died in the crash, Chackens.

Frogpop 155,708 12
07/09/2004 05:44 AM

They may take my bike, but they'll never take.. our FREEDOM!!

The High Priestess of Pancakes 48,994 13
07/09/2004 05:50 AM

Well, I fell down that stairs at work today! I have ice on my ass.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 115,733 11
07/09/2004 06:11 AM

and declan's a profit







One would like to think that a Christian could spell Prophet.







Get well soon, dear Chickens.



I broke me ankle in 1987, had two surgeries on it. I fell down a flight of stairs.

Marilyn 12,450 11
07/09/2004 06:14 AM

How are the stairs doing?



Did you even care to ask?

Anita have hot latino boobs for more clickies! 44,997 8
07/09/2004 06:17 AM

How are the stairs doing



It's OK, I'm used to slapping bitches around. My fist doesn't even hurt that much.

Marilyn 12,450 11
07/09/2004 06:20 AM

Really. I seems like it would. Yanked from your sordid and tired imagination and such.

Nerd in a Panzer 26,869 10
07/09/2004 07:45 AM

More importantly chickens, can you still be racist?

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,804 7
07/09/2004 07:50 AM

You should have told us you died in the crash, Chackens.



FIRST TO POST FROM HEAVEN!!!111eleventhirtyzee

Nerd in a Panzer 26,869 10
07/09/2004 07:52 AM

Hey Kittuns! Still fat?

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,804 7
07/09/2004 07:54 AM

Hey Nerd!



Still retarded?



Yeah, guess you just don't grow out of downs syndrome.

Nerd in a Panzer 26,869 10
07/09/2004 07:56 AM

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Daggy 85,897 10
07/09/2004 10:42 AM

<action>kisses chickenses lickle forehead and ruffles his hair</action>



Who's my BIG BRAVE little SOLDIER?!

Frogpop 155,708 12
07/09/2004 10:57 AM

It's Leppy! Is it Leppy? I'll bet it's Leppy. It's Leppy, isn't it?

TTJane doesn't like you. No, not you. YOU. 168,693 11
07/09/2004 10:59 AM

hey john, can i get a custom icon of a cooked chicken with only one drumstick?



Hey! The first person to get a personalized icon with a missing limb should be me! I'm not saying I want or deserve an icon-I don't. But nobody should get a missing limb icon before me. I've been playing that sympathy/comedy goldmine card for a lot longer than chickens.

Pegleg Chickens 238,139 14
07/09/2004 05:04 PM

Actually, I've decided I need a pirate chicken with a peg leg.



I was coming around a switchback at about 20 mph. there must have been some gravel as I started a tiny skid. I could have easily corrected, but timing was bad and there was a car coming up the hill at the same time. I had the two second choice to either slam the car or lay it down. I laid it down.



I was wearing really good boots, that caught the pavement and gripped. My ankle snapped right above the bootline.



I now have two plates and four screws in my ankle and I can run at 80 mph as long as I do some favors for the government apparently.

Pegleg Chickens 238,139 14
07/09/2004 05:07 PM

Percoset is my friend.



Oh, and DeClan:



step4: prophet

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,160 9
07/09/2004 05:07 PM

But what about your riggin'???questionmark

Dead Robot 67,245 11
07/09/2004 05:18 PM

ankle snappled right above the boot line



aint that a peach.



(made you look)



(made me ill)

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 115,733 11
07/09/2004 06:06 PM

I shudder to think what might have happened to the foot if you hadn't been wearing boots!

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,239 10
07/09/2004 08:42 PM

Ohhh! I don't shudder at the thought. Just think of the cap con we could've had!

The mysterious Snork 44,997 8
07/09/2004 08:51 PM

Something like this methinks.

Frogpop 155,708 12
07/10/2004 07:17 AM

cybertronic plates and screws = futuristic cool

Lila 78,460 11
07/10/2004 10:20 AM

I now have two plates and four screws in my ankle...



My theory on motorcycles being stupid and dangerous = correct

Dogs Akimbo 158,760 11
07/10/2004 11:48 PM

My theory on motorcycles being stupid and dangerous = correct



Not so loud!!! The wives will hear...

Chit From Shine-ola 163,948 10
07/11/2004 12:39 AM

Chickens,





Did anything happen to the boat you were towing ?



Did the skiers behind the boat go down as well ?



Glad you are not dead again, that was a real boring period here.





and

(final tip)

dont ever board a plane with your dope in your shoe any more, something tells me they are gonna be looking there at the airport from now on.

Zuggo 311 6
07/11/2004 12:50 AM

Revolutionary Chickens. Nice name

Dolphin Juice 2,598 6
07/11/2004 02:11 AM

Hmmm...



"20 mph"

"had the two second choice"

What, no brakes? Maybe Frogpop can recommend a place where you can get riding lessons.



"I was wearing really good boots, that caught the pavement and gripped. My ankle snapped right above the bootline."

Boots=Tennis Shoes? My "really good boots" extend above the ankle.



And Lila didn't mean for you to get hurt when she ran you off the road, she was just trying to prove a point.



Glad to hear they were able to rebuild you Chickens. Get well and don't be afraid to jump on the horse again. And for Pete's sake, if you have to lay it down again, get on top of the bike.

Dolphin Juice 2,598 6
07/11/2004 07:40 AM

<action>bumps Chickens' thread out of pity</action>Where in the Frost is Chickens??! He/she/it is okay, right? Anybody that knows, please post, because I (for one) would miss his/her/it's humor.

He's probably drugged to the Max, and they took away his GAB privileges.

Evil, Sadistic Bastards.







Oh Shakespeare!,



I was supposed to let this thread die, right?

Pegleg Chickens 238,139 14
07/12/2004 04:58 AM

Just got back from a weekend at the Grandfather Mountain Highland games (my destination on the bike). They treated me real well, giving me rides between my camper and the Clan tent in golf carts, etc.



Nobody asked what happened. They all just looked at the rash and said, "Umm-humm. I feel for you bro." Several wives said "See Honey? Those things are dangerous."



I just kept saying that it was a good excuse to get a kick butt custom paint job and replace the parts I wasn't thrilled with to begin with.



Two nights in a camper was a bit of a chore, and getting used to getting around on crutches. But I find I hop pretty dang good.



Oh and I still made the parade of Tartans in my kilt by borrowing a wheelchair and huffing it around the track. When we passed the review stand and the rest of the clan saluted by lowering swords or flags, I popped a wheelie in the wheelchair and rode it for maybe ten yards past the stand.



The crowd loved it.

Pegleg Chickens 238,139 14
07/12/2004 05:01 AM

The only down side was having to wait the appropriate four hours for the overnight percosets to wear off so I could start in on the Guinness and Scotch. Then having to wait to sober up to get back on the percoset.



Oh the struggles one must endure.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,160 9
07/12/2004 05:52 AM

"kick butt" and "dang"?



When did you become Goody McGoodness?

Pegleg Chickens 238,139 14
07/12/2004 08:07 AM

Right after I broke my Frost-ing stupid leg.

Dogs Akimbo 158,760 11
07/12/2004 09:32 AM

No mixing of pain killers and alcohol?



When did they start that rule?

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 33,067 11
07/12/2004 09:45 AM

The crowd loved it.



Hehe, did ya kilt fly up? It did, didn't it?

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 33,067 11
07/12/2004 09:47 AM

First post ffom an ambolance



And this is what happens when our Chicken gets seperated from his spell check.

ringworm 67,989 9
07/12/2004 09:48 AM

he becomes trixxens.

Leppy 11,999 10
07/12/2004 11:26 AM

Sorry to hear about the ankle, Eric. I had the same thing happen to me in Baghdad last year, but just got some road rash and a permscar on my left knee.



DSpeaking of which, I'm trying to sell my bike, anyone want a 1983 honda cb 750?

Frogpop 155,708 12
07/12/2004 12:27 PM

Do we have to go to Baghdad to pick it up?

Zappa Krappa 1,885 10
07/12/2004 12:53 PM

>Then having to wait to sober up to get back on the percoset.



there's a reason the label reads "warning: do not take with alcohol."



but no one's ever figured out what that reason is because it feels so good to take it with alcohol.

Dead Robot 67,245 11
07/12/2004 05:58 PM

borrowing a wheelchair and huffing it around the track



I hope to god you kept your legs together in that kilt.

Chickens fears the DemoBaby 238,139 14
07/12/2004 07:47 PM

It was a bit touchy. The Sporran hung down a bit and bent the edge of my kilt down, but I did say that I gave the stand a salute.

invisible nudist 432 6
07/12/2004 09:41 PM

My husband broke his shoulder in an atv accident yesterday. I think gimps are sexy. I have to help him get dressed. I think a kilt may be easier to get on (and off) than pants. Easy access!

Revolutionary Chickens 238,139 14
07/20/2004 11:42 PM

firsy post from the obsatritions office. xray cap con to come soon!

Pegleg Chickens 238,139 14
07/21/2004 02:23 AM

Update- I now have a REMOVEABLE cast. Schweeeeeet. Tonight, I will soak in a hot tub, scabs and all.

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
07/21/2004 03:10 AM

"xray cap con to come soon!"



Oooh!

I've got one!

Chicken's colon



>*< Safe.



<action>waves hand around wildly</action>

Phla Mignon 103,470 13
07/21/2004 03:14 AM

Is that what they do at the obsatritions?!

Pegleg Chickens 238,139 14
07/21/2004 03:24 AM

It's hard to type on a damned cell phone, ALLRIGHT?!!!

DeadMike 3,384 7
07/21/2004 03:52 AM

Speaking of which, I'm trying to sell my bike, anyone want a 1983 honda cb 750?



Yes! Offer it and I'll accept.

Revolutionary Chickens 238,139 14
07/28/2004 02:14 AM

first post from nightcourt

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 805 6
07/28/2004 02:16 AM

So I guess this is the part where you tell us how much you had to drink when you wrecked your bike, eh?

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 115,023 10
07/28/2004 02:17 AM

Revolutionary Chickens

7/27/2004 4:14 pm

first post from nightcourt



Just where exactly do you LIVE, Chix?

Pegleg Chickens 238,139 14
07/28/2004 03:40 AM

Nightcourt starts at 4 locally. I walked in, got buzzed at the metal detector due to the leg brace, then got put in the line that weaved back and forth in the room like a ride at Disneyland.



The room was un-airconditioned and there were maybe 300 people in there. I stand there on crutches looking pitiful, and they proceed to ignore the fact that I'm sweating like a pig and looking sicker by the minute. It was definately the longest I've been on my feet since the accident, and both my shirt and pants were soaked before anyone did anything.



Finally all the little DA assistants aside, some older guy comes out from behind the screen where everyone is paying fines and pleading guilty instead of going into court and comes back to see if I'm okay. He takes my paperwork, tosses the ticket, and tells me to go home.



The hottie that had been standing next to me and sharing my grief bout Shakespeare herself.

Jaggy NINJA! 11,622 9
03/04/2008 12:01 AM

I know someone who jumped of a balcony when drunk, and shattered both ankles. They can't even look at operating until the swelling goes down, so he's been lying in hospital with his legs slung up for over a week. The guy I know him through has hooked him up with a PS2 though, so he's ok. He'll be in a wheelchair for 6 months. Ouch.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 76,817 12
03/04/2008 04:01 AM

You have some pretty Frost-ing stupid friends.

Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 238,139 14
03/04/2008 04:05 AM

Sez they guy who married someone from the internet.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 76,817 12
03/04/2008 04:09 AM

You've never been to South Dakota, have you?