Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/09/2004 06:34 AM

6'3"

Daggy 86,705 14
07/09/2004 06:35 AM

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!

superturkey 6,678 0
07/09/2004 06:36 AM

5'-11"

superturkey 6,678 0
07/09/2004 06:36 AM

usually, no glasses, while your at it.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/09/2004 06:37 AM

meh.

Gopher 570 10
07/09/2004 06:48 AM

6' 1"

7' 1" in platforms



Funny thing is I seem to be the only one around who has any. Seems odd as they are so fashionable and comfortable.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/09/2004 06:55 AM

6'0"



I think that's like a hectare and 2 shillings.

Happy Napkin 30,762 12
07/09/2004 06:58 AM

5'11

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/09/2004 07:28 AM

5' 8"



Short for a McManus,

tall for my Ma's family.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/09/2004 07:31 AM

Whistler is about 5' 10"



His ma is short, as well, I doubt if she's even 5' 2"

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/09/2004 07:41 AM

~185

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/09/2004 07:41 AM

2' 7"

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
07/09/2004 07:52 AM

I too am 6'3"

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/09/2004 07:55 AM

5ft

that bloke i'm married to -whats-his-name is 6'4

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/09/2004 09:13 AM

How tall are you?



It's a trap!

Katsmeow 2,401 10
07/09/2004 09:17 AM

5'12"

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
07/09/2004 09:27 AM

I didn't think they stacked Shakespeare that high.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
07/09/2004 09:31 AM

I'm sorry, that was a movie quote, I shoulda put "" around it. I don't even know if you are a pile of Shakespeare!

ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2004 09:33 AM

they do.

Katsmeow 2,401 10
07/09/2004 09:33 AM

I guess I will say it then.



What is the biggest dick you have ever seen?

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/09/2004 09:35 AM

6'4"

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/09/2004 09:39 AM

This is the biggest dick I have ever seen.



worksafe

StormKat 2,051 9
07/09/2004 10:05 AM

In human form: 6'0"



In kat mode: 32' from the tip of my nose to the tip of my tail with a 40' wingspan.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/09/2004 10:09 AM

Kats have wings?

newwave 45,912 10
07/09/2004 10:29 AM

182cm or 5'11 3/4" .. not quite 6' but close enough to ride the rides.

StormKat 2,051 9
07/09/2004 10:30 AM

Stormkats have wings.



Here's a picture

SHP is feeling optimistic today 181,718 70
07/09/2004 10:33 AM

I'm 6'0"

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/09/2004 10:36 AM

73 inches.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/09/2004 10:41 AM

Panda,



six feet eh?

I know you have been craving the ladies as of late, but my friends say i act like a girl. Is that close enough?

Briham 38,843 10
07/09/2004 10:44 AM

Is a stormcat anything like a Thundercat?

Briham 38,843 10
07/09/2004 10:44 AM

By the way, I'm 5'10"....when flaccid!

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
07/09/2004 10:45 AM

5'12 or 6' depending on my state of sexual arousal.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/09/2004 11:38 AM

I'm 5'8" barefoot but I almost always have heels on which make me around 5'11"

csme: Jane's Jew, Chance's Ho 15,189 12
07/09/2004 11:46 AM

I'm 5'5".

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/09/2004 11:58 AM

701/2" and yes the half an inch matters.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/09/2004 12:01 PM

Seventy-one and one quarter inches.

TTJane doesn't like you. No, not you. YOU. 173,958 15
07/09/2004 12:17 PM

64 1/2 inches.

StormKat 2,051 9
07/09/2004 12:24 PM

Is a stormcat anything like a Thundercat?



Thundercats are hoes.



Except for Cheetara. She was hot.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/09/2004 12:36 PM

<action>holds hand up in the air</action>For those of you who don't want to convert mine to feet and inches, I'm about this tall.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/09/2004 12:36 PM

<action>is in denial</action>

I am so tall that my skull is higher than the tip of my hair.

Really, I'm taller than my hair.

People just think that I'm losing my hair. Foolish Earthlings.



All trademarks used in this post are properties of their respective owners.

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/09/2004 12:45 PM

5'7"

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
07/09/2004 12:45 PM

Vlad is approximately 17.75 hands tall, or 4.176470588235294 cubits.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/09/2004 01:26 PM

Someone maha'd me for calling GWB a dick??? Have you not read anything on GAB before?

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/09/2004 01:30 PM

5'2

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/09/2004 01:31 PM

here ditdah, a clickie just for you!

StormKat 2,051 9
07/09/2004 01:32 PM

How can you tell they maha'd you just for that?

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/09/2004 01:34 PM

I can tell because the pee tube on that link went down, and my maha number went up. I don't care if I get a maha for some things, but for calling George W a dick? Puhleease!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/09/2004 01:34 PM

I love you TPP. And not just because you bring me one of my favorite forms of entertainment.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/09/2004 01:36 PM

That's the sweetiest thing anyone has ever said to me...







































































.. in the last 24 hours.

Vlad The Impaler 19,599 12
07/09/2004 01:38 PM

Ditdah, Vlad admits it.









IT WAS SALVAGE!!! He doesn't think people should be making fun of someone as honorable and respectable as our own President Bush.

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
07/09/2004 01:38 PM

I'm 5' 4''



Ditdah...that was beautiful.

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
07/09/2004 01:38 PM

5'11".



Yes, I love to place things where my 5'8" husband can't reach them. You should see him squirm when he can't reach the toilet paper!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/09/2004 01:39 PM

I'm sorry - I didn't hear you. I was distracted by the pigs flying by my window.



What did you say?

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/09/2004 01:41 PM

Dammitt - that was for Vlad.

PersianZug 888 9
07/09/2004 01:44 PM

3'. chickens ate my legs after a drunken run-in with the demobaby.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/09/2004 03:26 PM

I be six foot, one half inch. I also, apparently, be a pirate.



I used to think I was tall, but then I went to college. We have a computer admin there who's about 7'2.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
07/09/2004 03:32 PM

Only 5'11", unless my penis is pointing up.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/09/2004 04:19 PM

Are people taller on the internet, just like their penises are longer?







I've been posting with a bunch of dwarfs, I just know it..

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/09/2004 04:21 PM

If people get longer penises when they post on the 'net, just think how small John ... sorry, Jeff's Coleridge must have been before he posted the pills article.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/09/2004 04:22 PM

Wait a tic ... we can say penis, but we can't say Coleridge? That's odd.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/09/2004 04:22 PM

... Oops. That made NO sense with the medical terms filter on.

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/09/2004 04:31 PM

I'm six feet even, although on a good day I play like I'm 6 foot 8.



</end stupid basketball joke>

Sheldwyn 14,626 9
07/09/2004 06:36 PM

5'1"



Damned short Italians.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/09/2004 06:37 PM

5'9"

Fluro 14,139 11
07/09/2004 07:59 PM

6'2

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/09/2004 08:47 PM

five seven

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/09/2004 09:08 PM

I'm 5'6", and from the looks of this thread I'm at least average for a girl. So why the hell do people keep telling me I'm little?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/09/2004 09:10 PM

5'2"



I'm a Starbucks Tall.

PotatoCouch 14,056 9
07/09/2004 09:16 PM

I'm 5'0" in convenient carry-home size.

The High Priestess of Pancakes 58,869 29
07/09/2004 09:26 PM

I'm 5'9''. Raroww.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/09/2004 09:27 PM

m/31/both hands/no kilt

Salathor 258 8
07/09/2004 09:30 PM

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a healthy 8'' tall after some help from certain internet ads.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/09/2004 09:31 PM

Nooo! The penis enlarger goes on your *other* head.

Neep, But I want a woman! 35,066 15
07/09/2004 09:52 PM

I am 5 foot 8 inches. Not really. I have no idea what that means. I am 173cm. Jaggy is 172cm, because she sucks.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2004 10:02 PM

unless i'm too drunk for grade school math, that's like 6'1". amazon kiwi.

Mofo Baggins, hiding in your rice bowl 10,950 10
07/09/2004 10:23 PM

I'm somewhere between 5'9" and 5'10 1/2", depending on how badly my joints are inflamed. I hate being short.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/10/2004 02:24 AM

Dinesh, how many times can you squeeze clickies out of that thing?

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/10/2004 02:27 AM

7" 5.5" AM I bragging. it would be nice if we waited a while

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/10/2004 02:43 AM

Yeah, squeeze it, bitch. Yeah, mama like it like that...

dinesh 24,862 16
07/10/2004 02:55 AM

dags, i say it because i think it's funny, not because i crave clickies. besides, i can't control what the rest of you freaks do.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/10/2004 03:01 AM

Shhhh. Dinesh, I don't know what you and Dags are talking about. But you're intruding on my thoughts of you squeezi........YEah, BABY!!!!!!!!!!1111111

dinesh 24,862 16
07/10/2004 03:39 AM

it's not squeezing, it's gentle stroking. followed by squeezing your tits.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/10/2004 04:10 AM

I'VE HAD THEM AMPUTATED!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!11

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/10/2004 04:12 AM

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING??!!!!11111one

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/10/2004 05:35 AM

mmmmmmmmmm. Unexplained bacon.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/10/2004 11:53 AM

5'9" if you measure the flat spot.

5'11" halfway down my skislop skull

6'1" if you measure the point.



Throw out the high and low score, and Shakespeare stacked five feet, eleven inches is a Pubah.

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/10/2004 12:10 PM

I'm 4'10". Gary Coleman is taller than me.



And you thought you were so short. Guess again, sucka.



I am also apparrently female, so it's better than being a guy and this short.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/10/2004 12:19 PM

A woman THAT short HAS to have a nice, round booty.



*Que the Mix-a-Lot Music*

Salathor 258 8
07/10/2004 05:41 PM

I don't care if Gary Coleman is taller than you, I'd still rather you come over to my house than him. So, uh, when're you free?

Dolphin Juice 2,598 9
07/10/2004 05:47 PM

I think the more relevant question here should be:

What is your bust measurement?

Salathor 258 8
07/10/2004 05:58 PM

Okay, good point with the bust question. Plus, I've thought twice about the offer. You didn't seem so sure about that you being a woman thing. I've seen The Crying Game. [shudders]

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 06:01 PM

5 foot 2 inches and very petite. My fiance is 6 foot 2 inches. We look like Laurel and Hardy standing next to each other.

Salathor 258 8
07/10/2004 06:02 PM

Which of the two are you?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/10/2004 06:02 PM

Can I change my answer? I'm 5'1" now.



I just put on my flip-flops.

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 06:21 PM

Which of the two are you?



You know, that's a perfectly good question because I don't know which is which. I've sure learned my lesson. From now on I will only reference things I know about.



Naaaaahhh.

Adrian the Slut. 13,341 13
07/10/2004 06:25 PM

I'm 0.0085500676 furlong.

Salathor 258 8
07/10/2004 06:27 PM

Thanks, Lila, that's all I ask. Wait, that 'naaaaah' sounded sarcastic! I'm hurt. I was just curious...

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 06:36 PM

A rocket scientist would have ascertained from my initial post that I am the short one.

Salathor 258 8
07/10/2004 06:38 PM

I'm sorry, I guess I'm not up to speed on my pop *cough* culture. It surely comes from my midwestern hick upbringing. All appropriate apologies to you and yours. Did I spell apologies right?

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 06:48 PM

Does it really matter?



Naaaahhh.

Zuggo 311 8
07/10/2004 07:59 PM

I'm 4'2. No kidding

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
07/10/2004 08:00 PM

13 inches. I stomp on the Frostin' keyboard.

Zuggo 311 8
07/10/2004 08:05 PM

If youre making fun of me,Bong Rip Bob, I'll come over there and kick your a**. No really, I have Osteo Genesis Imperfectalike that guy in the movie unbreakable, and i dont get that tall.

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 08:06 PM

I'm so glad you censored yourself so my virgin eyes would not have to partake in the word "ass".



Doh!

Zuggo 311 8
07/10/2004 08:09 PM

This is one of myschools computers, it won't, it edits stuff like that.

Zuggo 311 8
07/10/2004 08:10 PM

This is one of my schools computers, it won't, it edits stuff like that.

Zuggo 311 8
07/10/2004 08:10 PM

This is one of my schools computers, it edits stuff like that.

Zuggo 311 8
07/10/2004 08:11 PM

I did not mean to submit that last statement three times, sorry

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
07/10/2004 08:12 PM

Zuggo, I love you, I woulden't make fun of you. Actually I remember that from an old episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Zuggo 311 8
07/10/2004 08:13 PM

No problem

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/10/2004 09:28 PM

I do happen to have a nice round booty. And my bust measurement? "I'll never tellll..."

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/10/2004 09:31 PM

Oh yeah, and I am a female. THought I should mention that tiny bit of information.

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
07/10/2004 09:32 PM

5'0" in shoes (which are a size 8.5, so yes, I do indeed have clown feet).

Whistler P. McManus is quite sunburned 185,953 44
07/10/2004 09:50 PM

5' 10.5". Declan is only 5' 8"? You look taller than that, bro. Is EJ taller than you?



My mother, by the way, is just a hair under 5' tall.



And Lila, my sister Mary Susan is 5' even, and her husband is 6' 5". When she was pregnant, we had a pool on whether or not her uterus would explode.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/10/2004 10:22 PM

I think EJ and I are the exact same height.

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 10:44 PM

Who is this Cheese person and why hasn't anyone clued them in on the fact that I am the token "best booty" Gabber girl!!

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/10/2004 10:59 PM

The Cheese person is me.



So named by my dear friend, Lung Butter. My sister's weird name is Poe snot.



Sorry, I hope you weren't eating right there. The thing is, I can totally accept being not the only booty person out there. I know that there are a lot of people out there with nice bootys.



I in fact dislike mine for it's size. So you may have the title. Though for my height and frame it's quite a booty.

Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
07/10/2004 11:56 PM

If the average male penis is 6 inches long, then i'm 12 penises tall.

Demetrius Constantinoplis 158 9
07/10/2004 11:59 PM

but the real question is, how many penises wide am I?

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/10/2004 11:59 PM

I'm 5'7'' in 'merican money.

TableTopJennifer 173,958 15
07/11/2004 12:01 AM

TableTopJane

7/10/2004 2:01 am



Shhhh. Dinesh, I don't know what you and Dags are talking about. But you're intruding on my thoughts of you squeezi........YEah, BABY!!!!!!!!!!1111111



dinesh

7/10/2004 2:39 am



it's not squeezing, it's gentle stroking. followed by squeezing your tits.



TableTopJane

7/10/2004 4:35 am



mmmmmmmmmm. Unexplained bacon.



What the Frost?

Daggy 86,705 14
07/11/2004 12:41 AM

( 8(|)

dinesh 24,862 16
07/11/2004 04:28 AM

what she said.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/12/2004 09:57 AM

I got my first full pee tube in this thread!!! WHOO-HOO!!! And I did it by making fun of the damn president.





I love this country.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/12/2004 10:17 AM

Mm ... labia snot. Tasty.