TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/09/2004 04:55 PM

Addictions? I'm not addicted. I could quit anytime. It's YOU that's addicted.



*frantically hits refresh to see if there's a new post*

SHP is feeling optimistic today 181,718 70
07/09/2004 04:55 PM

Are you a giant, smelly, farty, sleepy fatass?

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/09/2004 04:56 PM

Air

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
07/09/2004 04:57 PM

Nail: "OWW! You hit me! You hit me right on the head!"

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/09/2004 04:57 PM

I'm addicted to porn.



teh best porn site

Zuggo 311 8
07/09/2004 04:59 PM

Oh Ive never been addicted to anything. Sure Ive memorized, word for word, all the Harry Potter books but thats not an addiction. Right. RIGHT??!!

burningchrome 507 9
07/09/2004 05:00 PM

harry potter AND def leppard?!?!

you should get addicted to bullets for that combo.



oh, and that tubgirl there, yeah, that's my sister, please don't put her picture up anymore thankyouverymuch.

SHP is feeling optimistic today 181,718 70
07/09/2004 05:01 PM

You maha'ed me for that?



If you are that sensitive, you must be a giant, smelly, farty, sleepy, fatass Poe.

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
07/09/2004 05:01 PM

I might be addicted to Zug too. I just saw that Tori Spelling article and started to hyperventalate. That wasn't a very good fix...

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
07/09/2004 05:03 PM

I have triumphed over all of the addictions on that list by substituting them with other addictions. Currently I'm addicted to The Guess Who's Greatest Hits. That's honorable addiction.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/09/2004 05:04 PM

Wow, I got maha'd for a pic of tubgirl. Sad, sad times we live in.

burningchrome 507 9
07/09/2004 05:04 PM

me?

i gave no bad clicks since i've been here.

and if you want to resort to calling names, well, vaffanculo

Zuggo 311 8
07/09/2004 05:04 PM

Lets face it, your addicted to zug.



I could be like, the next Weird Al

SHP is feeling optimistic today 181,718 70
07/09/2004 05:05 PM

I knew ringworm would maha me for tubgirl. It was a risk to take. But if you're going to tell me you're addicted to beans, smokes, downers, and fast food, I'm going to assume that it shows.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/09/2004 05:06 PM

Name calling? Who was that in reference to? Because unless your name happens to be tubgirl, I mentioned no names nor resorted to any name-calling.

burningchrome 507 9
07/09/2004 05:07 PM

my bad, i am having trouble keeping track of the convo. i ate 3 hits of acid about an hour ago and i don't have a clue. i take back my vaffanculo

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/09/2004 05:08 PM

Nah man, it's all good. If you could share your acid it'd be even better.

csme: boobies exposed, kinda 15,189 12
07/09/2004 05:08 PM

You're not a dick Shawn.





Ba da BING!

Aimless 54,807 10
07/09/2004 05:08 PM

I'm addicted to the smell of a defeated man.

Zuggo 311 8
07/09/2004 05:11 PM

I wish I had a candy bar.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/09/2004 05:19 PM

I used to drink. Seriously drink. I am very grateful to have stopped.





As for anything else, I take the 5th amendment.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/09/2004 05:22 PM

I drink like a fish.





















Frost-ing water will be the death of me.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/09/2004 05:31 PM

<action>checks to make sure this is the right thread</action>So, wanna hear about Jane's Addiction?

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/09/2004 05:33 PM

I've got a Jane addiction.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/09/2004 05:35 PM

I can help you lose that addiction real fast.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/09/2004 05:37 PM

Of course, it involves spinach and sour cream. Does your system tolerate lactose well?

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/09/2004 05:40 PM

My system doesn't just tolerate lactose. It invites it over for dinner and a nightcap and makes sweet love to it all night long.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/09/2004 05:41 PM

I'm beginning to see why you don't have a sex life. Spicey, food is to eat. It may be okay to involve food during sex, but you can't actually have sex with fruit. Unless it's a watermelon.

SHP is feeling optimistic today 181,718 70
07/09/2004 05:47 PM

Jane, can I watch you have sex with a watermelon? Puh-lease??

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/09/2004 05:54 PM

Well you're a kinky girl.

SHP is feeling optimistic today 181,718 70
07/09/2004 05:59 PM

I'm sure you all know the difference between kinky and sick, right?

Kinky's when you use a feather in bed.

Sick is when you use the whole chicken

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/09/2004 06:02 PM

Is the chicken still considered as whole if it misses an ankle ?

ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2004 07:00 PM

I knew ringworm would maha me for tubgirl.



i haven't done this in at least a week. if we get to the point where we have multiple tubgirls in every thread again (from what i've seen today, this seems to be the direction we're heading), i will resume. at any rate, 'tweren't me that maha'd ye. does anyone actually laugh at that tired-ass Shakespeare any more?

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/09/2004 10:21 PM

I'm addicted to the Coke, in it's cheaper, liquid form.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/09/2004 10:21 PM

ITS!





aw nuts.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2004 10:25 PM

I used to hate them, now they're all that I eat, oh yeah

Whee, I've often seen then whipped, but they just can't be beat

Now I'm gonna have to face it

I'm addicted to spuds

The High Priestess of Pancakes 58,869 29
07/09/2004 10:26 PM

I'm addicted to Lord of the Rings. Everytime I click on a thread I say Mellon.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/09/2004 10:28 PM

i'm mellon like a felon.

The High Priestess of Pancakes 58,869 29
07/09/2004 10:30 PM

I would say something, but I have a feeling that I'd get hit.

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
07/09/2004 10:34 PM

ringworm, that song is quite possibly better than the original

Pubah 56,805 18
07/12/2004 11:30 AM

...Addicted to the smell of a defeated man...



THen you won't be able to get enough of The Pubah!.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/12/2004 11:32 AM

And Jane...

Can I feed you watermelon while you ride my cucumber?



I'm poseable...one heckofa doll, baby baubbuh.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/12/2004 01:35 PM

My cucumber is over a foot and a half long.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/12/2004 01:41 PM

It's true. It's one of those hydroponically-grown ones. Crazy stuff, man.

No one beleives I'm Joe Dick 389 9
07/12/2004 01:42 PM

Not good enough, shorty.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/12/2004 01:45 PM

Hey, check the How Tall Are You thread; I'm not short.

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/12/2004 01:52 PM

If you are addicted to Jane's Addiction, is it really your addiction?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/12/2004 01:53 PM

I think the only thing I could honestly call an "addiction" would be my meth habit.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/12/2004 01:59 PM

I am addicted only to a short list of things:



Self Abuse

Percy Pigs (some horribly addictive candy available only in england)

and

The McDonalds Monopoly Game

no joke

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/12/2004 02:01 PM

What's great about the McD's Monopoly game is that everyone I know only needs Boardwalk to win a million dollars, and they all swear they had it one time, but it was before they started paying attention to the game.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/12/2004 02:15 PM

word

happens to my best friend's sister's babysitter's ex

everytime

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/12/2004 02:22 PM

I am addicted to life, I just can't get enough of it.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/12/2004 04:01 PM

Gab...







Duh

bob the weasel slayer 166 8
07/12/2004 04:35 PM

last summer i got addicted to livewire. i drank so much i threw up. my vomit was orange.

Jonnybgood 203,475 12
07/12/2004 06:54 PM

www.bignaturals.com. It's horrible. They put up new porn all the time, and you get access to all of thier other websites. My computer is full of downloaded that I will never have time to watch.



And I have calluses on my hands too.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/12/2004 08:15 PM

I am addicted to sex with very very hot men. Regretfully, they are not addicted to me.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/12/2004 09:41 PM

Man, I was addicted to Livewire once, too. That man writes some hilarious posts.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/12/2004 10:07 PM

and his semen is orange.