Mr.Glass Is Watching You 25,340 11
07/10/2004 03:37 PM

No. No I wouldn't.



I am from the planet danger. I can put my funny back on... you can't.

burning-teh-chrome 507 9
07/10/2004 05:11 PM

you'd also think that people would stop standing around bullShakespeare-ing at the bottom of the Frost-ing escalator at the mall when all i want to is go up one flight and take piss, but nooooo

just ignore everyone around you and stand there talking your stupid conversation with your faggot ass friends and act like i'm the one in your Frost-ing way you piece of Shakespeare goth mother-Frosters i'm going to burn down your house, break your knees and kill your whole Frost-ing family

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 05:48 PM

"Someone should teach that child to FEAR and RESPECT THAT ESCALATOR!!"

Fluro 14,139 11
07/10/2004 05:49 PM

it's never stopped you before, and seems not to be a barrier to our token noobs.

Salathor 258 8
07/10/2004 05:50 PM

I don't know about you guys, but whenever I run out of things to say, I just repeat what I've said before. With any luck, it's been so long since I said something that I'm repeating, no one remembers. Unfortunately, I've only got about 15 minutes of dialogue, so I can't even get through a conversation without blurting out, "Hey, how's it going?" in the middle, just like I did when the person first showed up.

Salathor 258 8
07/10/2004 05:51 PM

I don't know about you guys, but whenever I run out of things to say, I just repeat what I've said before. With any luck, it's been so long since I said something that I'm repeating, no one remembers. Unfortunately, I've only got about 15 minutes of dialogue, so I can't even get through a conversation without blurting out, "Hey, how's it going?" in the middle, just like I did when the person first showed up.

yorkydee 709 9
07/10/2004 05:53 PM

burning-teh-chrome said: "you'd also think that people would stop standing around bullShakespeare-ing at the bottom of the Frost-ing escalator at the mall when all i want to is go up one flight and take piss, but nooooo

just ignore everyone around you and stand there talking your stupid conversation with your faggot ass friends and act like i'm the one in your Frost-ing way you piece of Shakespeare goth mother-Frosters i'm going to burn down your house, break your knees and kill your whole Frost-ing family"



Honey, I like your style.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/10/2004 05:55 PM

if they are gothic they would totally dig that.

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 05:57 PM

C'mon, people, it's not often I get to quote the Brody escalator rant from Mallrats. Have a heart.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/10/2004 06:05 PM

I use that quote everytime I see an escalator. Bravo.

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 06:07 PM

And Chi has arrived to, once again, make my day.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/10/2004 06:09 PM

If I'm having a conversation near an escalator, I'll stop midway through to say "That kid...that kid is on the ESCALATOR AGAIN!"

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 06:12 PM

You know what's even cooler? Teach your wife the whole schpeel so the two of you can sit on a nearby bench and recite the entire scene the way my boy and I do in a mall.



Yes, we are pretty sad and pathetic.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/10/2004 06:14 PM

You misspelled "awesome" and "totally sweet."

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/10/2004 06:20 PM

Tell her Steve-Chi.

yorkydee 709 9
07/10/2004 06:24 PM

My personal pet peeve is inconsiderate shoppers who stop dead in the middle of shopping mall isles to chat, oblivious to the fact that they are blocking others who are there to actually shop.



My first solution on handling this problem (my personal favorite) is to smack the hell out of these idiots. Unfortunately, this is not a legal or safe alternative to educating these thoughtless Frost-ing boobs (as much as I wiShakespeare were). So, in my opinion, this leaves you with three choices on handling this situation.



One is to simply say nothing and go around their chat group. (Not an option for me....I gotta say something!)



CONTINUED ON NEXT POST.....

yorkydee 709 9
07/10/2004 06:24 PM

Two is to go directly through their little impromptu chat group while groaning loudly to your shopping partner; "I simply cannot understand how people can be so thoughtless and thick-headed and just stop dead in the middle of mall isles and block everyone else! Where is their common sense gene?" This of course could backfire and verbal assaults or gunfire may possibly be exchanged.



Three is to POLITELY inform the Emersons that you're sure they didn't intend to block the isles, but could they please step into the chat areas between the walkways so others may continue on their way. Be sure to keep a small but gentle smile on your otherwise ticked off face and your finger on the trigger of that gun in your pocket. Should they respond with an unkind gesture or response, simply thank them for confirming your initial suspicion that they are indeed "COMPLETE EmersonS LACKING COMMON SENSE and in the future, you sould wake up that peglegged hamster operating that wheel powered brain of yours before you Emersons venture out in society, you cousin-Frost-ing dickbrain!!!"



And lastly, be absolutely sure they do not detect you following them home later. Return to their home and Frost up their El Camino, truck with the gun rack and Confederate flag in back window (not the one on blocks in the front yard), and/or the tractor they rode in on. That'll stop the numbnuts from going to the mall for a few days anyway. Be sure to leave a note letting them know why their vehicles were Frosted up (leave no fingerprints).



Ahhhhhhh, payback is so sexually stimulating.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/10/2004 06:25 PM

<action> backs away slowly.</action>

Right. Because how else will they learn?

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/10/2004 06:27 PM

Yorky, what you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing that lesbian Shakespeare.

yorkydee 709 9
07/10/2004 06:44 PM

Hey Spicey, When you had sex with your clone, was that considered incest or masturbation? <GRIN>

Lila 78,550 13
07/10/2004 06:47 PM

I'm not reading that mini-novel. Can someone sum it up for me?

Dolphin Juice 2,598 9
07/10/2004 06:48 PM

What's a "mall"? Is that like that Wal-Mart thingy over yonder?

burning-teh-chrome 507 9
07/10/2004 07:00 PM

you know, mallrats is the only one of the 5 Jay and Silent Bob movies i havent seen yet...

i may need to rent it tonight so i know what the Frost you people are talking about

and pick your Frost-ing socks up off the goddamn living room floor!!!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/10/2004 08:04 PM

<action>opens bag of chocolate-covered pretzels</action>



Lila, want one?

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/10/2004 08:11 PM

Heh. Bob's thread has been Brodie-jacked.

Zuggo 311 8
07/10/2004 08:30 PM

I just steal others peoples material

Zuggo 311 8
07/10/2004 08:30 PM

I don't know about you guys, but whenever I run out of things to say, I just repeat what I've said before. With any luck, it's been so long since I said something that I'm repeating, no one remembers. Unfortunately, I've only got about 15 minutes of dialogue, so I can't even get through a conversation without blurting out, "Hey, how's it going?" in the middle, just like I did when the person first showed up.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/10/2004 08:35 PM

Hey, how's it going?

Phuc 237,915 21
07/10/2004 10:02 PM

Yorkdee, I'm not saying this to be funny per se--I'm saying it because it is honestly and truly what I do in that situation: I let loose an SBD as I slowly glide through the offending klatch.



If I scrunch my nose as though offended, they will argue amongst themselves as to who floated the air biscuit.