I Have A Major Frost-ing Problem
A comedy conversation
by Bong Rip Bob  320  8
07/10/2004 06:26 PM 154 views
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Every morning before I take a shower I get naked and sit on the toilet and smoke a cigarette before I got in. Anyway, today when I was trying to threw the butt in the toilet I burnt my Coleridge and now it hurts Frost-ing constantly. I'm supposed to see my girlfriend for like the first time in three months tonght, and I don't wanna have a useless wang.
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Chuckleworthy
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superturkey 6,678  0
07/10/2004 06:27 PM
don't worry, she's only coming over to break the news to you, all is well.
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Dolphin Juice 2,598 9
07/10/2004 06:27 PM
Candlelight and Condoms?
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Hilarious
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Salathor 258 8
07/10/2004 06:29 PM
This is the night when you cement your relationship with smooth talking (i.e.: good use of your tongue). *coughcough*
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Hilarious
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Phuc 237,915 21
07/10/2004 09:49 PM
Bob, invite Oz, Kevin, Finch, and Stiffler over for a kegger. Tell Michelle that the guys wanted to throw a homecoming party for her and you just couldn't stop them. Drop a little choad in Stifler's brewski and she'll forget that you never even gave her the deep dickin' she's needed for the last 90 days.
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stimulated pissflaps: Tingling with excitement 367 9
07/10/2004 09:51 PM
I'm supposed to see my girlfriend for like the first time in three months tonght, and I don't wanna have a useless wang
Well at least tonight you will finally have a real excuse why your wang is useless.
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Whistler P. McManus is quite sunburned 185,953 44
07/10/2004 09:54 PM
Aloe Vera. Of course then you'll have to explain why your dick smells so purty.
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