Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/11/2004 06:10 PM

You pose a stunning argument against killing you.



Although, that would be one less person in the world using the word "spiffy."

Lila 78,550 13
07/11/2004 06:15 PM

This Cheese person likes ass. I think I might apply my Adopt-A-n00b Program to this one.

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/11/2004 06:16 PM

Fine, it's not spiffy. It's neat-o. However, neat-o is probably equal to spiffy. So it's just neat.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/11/2004 06:18 PM

My mom always liked the word jazzy.



She's dead now.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/11/2004 06:22 PM

So, putting crap on a web site makes you staff?



Okay, fine. I'm the Publisher of somecrap.com.

Lila 78,550 13
07/11/2004 06:22 PM

Cheesey, I've been here many, many moons. You have me on your side and you're golden.

Now kiss my arse!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/11/2004 06:23 PM

And, you didn't have a single reference to Jean Valjean.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/11/2004 06:28 PM

You have to constantly spam John about it.



Don't forget to use spiffy AOL innuendo and emoticons.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/11/2004 06:29 PM

Did you hear Miss Lila sing?

Singing the song of loving n00bs.

It is a sign of the apocalypse,

'Cause Cheese didn't show her b00bs...

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/11/2004 06:47 PM

People can't click a few links? "All about GAB?"

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/11/2004 07:14 PM

At least I don't have to pick on innocent newbs to get people to think I'm cool.



I may be a newb, but I sure as hell ain't innocent. AND people don't think I'm cool; I have no ego, so there is no way I'm goin any lower. Wait a second...;)

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/11/2004 07:17 PM

AND the zine is printed. As in paper. Physical matter you can touch. I am staff because I actually write things instead of making Shakespearety halfwit comments.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/11/2004 07:31 PM

That sort of attitude is what we love to see in a n00b, right, folks?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/11/2004 07:34 PM

I dreamed a Zug in time gone by,

When I was high, before Thanksgiving.

I dreamed emoticons would die,

I dreamed that Gab would be forgiving.

Then I was young and unafraid,

And n00bs were made and used and wasted.

There was no entrance fee to be paid.

No goatse unclicked,

No link unpasted.



...Now Cheese has smiley-ed the Gab I dreamed.

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/11/2004 07:44 PM

so get over it. watch out, I might bring some of my newb friends along. then there'd be...(I don't know...) 4 of us? wow I'm threatening.



it's hard being a threatening turd made of cheese.

McStupid 13,155 9
07/11/2004 07:55 PM

it's hard being a threatening turd made of cheese.







Your Zine must kick ass.

Happy Napkin 30,762 12
07/11/2004 08:02 PM

Cheesedroppings, it sounds cool. You can click here to try to publish your article.































Damn I feel spiffy.

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/11/2004 08:07 PM

oh you should.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/11/2004 08:09 PM

YOu know, I'd have to say that I like anybody that uses the word spiffy. It's just a spiffy word.

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/11/2004 08:24 PM

Just like wristwatches. so spiffy.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/11/2004 08:29 PM

Wanna hear about my Swatch?

Happy Napkin 30,762 12
07/11/2004 08:31 PM

Swatch? Sounds like Poe.

Fifi, live from Gay Paree 173,958 15
07/11/2004 08:33 PM

Wow. I miss my Swatches. I had about 10 of them when I was about 11 or 12.

Happy Napkin 30,762 12
07/11/2004 08:48 PM

Wow...

ringworm 68,315 13
07/11/2004 11:20 PM

for Frost's sake.



try to be funny w/ your bashing or just answer the god damned question. or shut up. i don't care.

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/11/2004 11:39 PM

Which question am I supposed to answer? or was that even directed at me?



I don't know. Don't care.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/11/2004 11:45 PM

the link was for you submit an article. the rest of the post was aimed at every half-assed attempt at an insult in this thread.

CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/11/2004 11:53 PM

thank you.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/11/2004 11:57 PM

I've always suspected that TTJ has a nice looking spiffy.