CheeseDroppings 64 9
07/11/2004 08:24 PM

Looks like that selling your soul thing really isn't working out...



keep away, Satan.

Happy Napkin 30,762 12
07/11/2004 08:24 PM

Night of the walking dead

TableTopJane 173,958 15
07/11/2004 08:27 PM

I have the urge to shave your leg and paint your nails pink. Not sure why, though.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
07/11/2004 08:30 PM

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
07/11/2004 08:31 PM

After many years and knee pads, Chickens has to find a new way to ask for a raise.

Dirk Diggler 51,764 12
07/11/2004 08:31 PM

"Would you like fries with that."

Whistler P. McManus is quite sunburned 185,953 44
07/11/2004 09:29 PM

Given your current situation, it would not reduce your manliness to have someone clean up those toenails, dude. If you're too embarassed to go to a nail salon, I'm sure you can afford to have a nice Filipino girl come to the house and take care of it.

PotatoCouch 14,056 9
07/11/2004 09:43 PM

Fluffy the cat diary entry for July 11, 2004:



Victim #295a. Bruising in upper torso. Main injury on lower right appendage.



Doesn't suspect a thing.



Mission: Cause injury by messing with large, noisy beast. Mission sucessful.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/11/2004 10:24 PM

Yeah, what my brother said.

Baron Hotcock von Hugenstein 58,869 29
07/11/2004 10:56 PM

Bigfoot! And in foucs!

Daggy 86,705 14
07/11/2004 11:01 PM

You need to elevate that leg, and get someone to rub savlon into those grazes. Wouldn't hurt to slap a sock on those blue toes either.



Don't make me come over there!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/12/2004 01:01 AM

Next time, Chickens, just give them the money.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/12/2004 01:21 AM

You're supposed to put on the dance shoes before you put on the leg warmers.