Dirk Diggler 51,326 10
07/12/2004 06:02 AM

Mary had a little lamb

And it was always gruntin'

She ties it to a 5 bar gate

And kicked it's little Carroll in.

yorkydee 698 6
07/12/2004 06:39 AM

Mary had a little skirt

With splits right up the sides

And everywhere that Mary went

The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt

"Twas split right up the front

...But she didn't wear that one often

yorkydee 698 6
07/12/2004 06:40 AM

Mary had a little lamb

her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

between two chunks of bread.

CheeseDroppings 63 6
07/12/2004 06:47 AM

Little Jack Horner,

Licked in a corner,

Eating his bitches out,

He stuck in his thumb,

Pulled out a cherry,

And said, "Damn I have to pee"

Zorboff..Zorbon...whatever! 1,577 8
07/12/2004 07:03 AM

Mary, Mary

Carroll quite hairy

you a nasty ho,

Trim that patch

around your snatch

it looks just like a fro!

HighSoci 26,530 8
07/12/2004 07:07 AM

Noobie noobie coming into gab

In your eye an ice pick shoud be stabbed.

Please don't make another stupid thread.

All it does is make us wish you were dead.

yorkydee 698 6
07/12/2004 07:15 AM

Ohhh Zorboff, you wrote that about HighSoci didn't you.

Datei nicht gefunden! 12,005 9
07/12/2004 07:15 AM

Humpty Dumpty, covered in lace

Humpty Dumpty sat on a face

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Came on Humpty's shell until dogs started licking it

Sir Clovis 1,458 6
07/12/2004 07:15 AM

Humpey Dumpty sat on the wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

And all the kings horses.

and all the kings men.

Couldn't put that fat mother-Froster back together again.











Little Miss Muffit,

sat on her tuffit

eating her curds and whay,

When along came a spider,

sat down beside her and said

"Bitch what the Frost are you eating."













Little Jack Horner

sat in a corner

Eating his christmas pie

he put his thumb

made the bitch cum

and said what a hell of a Ogden Nash am I.

Chit From Shine-ola 163,794 10
07/12/2004 07:16 AM

There was a little girl,

Who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead...

And when she was good,

She was very very good,

But when she was bad

She got a fur coat, jewels, a

Waterfront condo and a sports car.

Datei nicht gefunden! 12,005 9
07/12/2004 07:19 AM

Once there was a charactere with a trait

And then I said something that rhymed

This is the bridge

It builds up the conflict

And then I said something absurd and irrelevant to the rest of the rhyme

Chit From Shine-ola 163,794 10
07/12/2004 07:21 AM

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

he kissed them too cos he was gay.

yorkydee 698 6
07/12/2004 07:21 AM

Little Boy Blue,

Come blow your horn,

The sheeps in the meadow,

The cows in the corn.

Where's the boy who looks after the sheep?

He's after the sheep

The dirty creep!

Will I stop him?

No siree.

Better the lousy sheep than me!

Sir Clovis 1,458 6
07/12/2004 07:26 AM

Jack and Jill went up the hill both of them had a buck and a quater.

Jill come down with two fifty.

Think they went up there for water?

Juicy pissflaps: waiting for penetration 367 6
07/12/2004 07:26 AM

Yorky not very original rhymes

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 115,728 11
07/12/2004 07:33 AM

Mary has a new sheath gown

It is too tight by half



Who gives a damm for Mary's lamb?



When they can see her calf!



----Thomas A. Edison.

yorkydee 698 6
07/12/2004 07:46 AM

Hot and wet ... I rediscover,

The magic of my secret lover,

Work day's problems in the past,

Oh! How long can this pleasure last?

Nipples erect...mind soaring high,

Hand lingering around my inner thigh,

Inhibitions erased by liquid heat,

Passion aroused...lust almost replete.



The moment's lost...there goes the phone,

Reality returns...I'm all alone.

I grab a towel and run to answer,

Co-ordination of a drunken dancer,

Circumstances quickly change,

Priorities are re-arranged,

So now I eagerly await the hour,

When I can have my next Hot Shower.

Robin (formerly known as Sheldwyn) 14,584 7
07/12/2004 08:16 AM

There was a young girl from Madras

Who had a magnificent ass.

Not pretty and pink,

As you probably think.

It was gray, had long ears and ate grass

Dogs Akimbo 158,539 11
07/12/2004 09:19 AM

Hickory Dickory Doc

Frost you, asswipe!

Phla Mignon 102,941 12
08/02/2004 12:59 AM

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.

It took jackass 3 weeks to come up with that.

Grand PooPoo 545 6
08/02/2004 07:13 AM

There once was a man from Muras

Who had balls made of very fine brass

in stormy weather

they both clang together

and sparks flew out of his ass

Humphrey B Bear 51,326 10
08/02/2004 09:00 AM

There once was a thread about rhymes,

That was resurrected numerous times.

Some Carroll in a hat, thought it'd be phat,

To not let the Frost-ing thing die.

Salathor 258 6
08/02/2004 12:42 PM

It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.



That's quite a trick. I know somebody who can smoke it from there, but eat it? Jesus.

Captain Yesterday 1,397 8
08/02/2004 01:45 PM

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun

Jill that dill forgot the pill

And now they have a son

woodenshoes 339 6
08/11/2004 02:07 AM

A peach is a peach

A plum is a plum,

A kiss isn't a kiss

Without some tongue.

So open up your mouth

close your eyes,

and give your tongue

some exercise!!!

Molly Dixon 0 1
10/22/2009 09:04 PM

Humpty Dumpty Frosted a fat whore
humpty dumpty Frosted her some more
all the kings horses and all the kings men
bent her over and Frosted her again

hairy kari gal 5,453 7
10/22/2009 09:13 PM

Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns!
One a penny two a penny - Hot cross buns
If you have no daughters, then give it to your sons
One a penny two a penny - Hot cross buns

Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/25/2009 01:30 AM

Mary had a little lamb...
And was arrested for bestiality...