the most heinous joke...
A comedy conversation
by burning-teh-chrome  507  9
07/13/2004 08:35 PM 173 views
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i want the worst of the worst, the raunchiest of the raunchiest, the dirty... you get the idea
let me start it off with a really bad one
It's April 1st and a woman is rushed to the hospital by her husband to deliver thier first baby. The labor is tortuous and the doctor is having complications, the father is a nervous wreck trying to console his wife who is doing her best to push out the bundle of joy.
Finally the doc has the baby in hand, holding it by the ankles he makes as if to give it a little spank as is done but he bengins to thrash the baby headfirst into the instrument tray and surrounding tables over and over again!!
Mom is hysterical, dad starts shouting, "What the Frost are you doing!! Stop it!! Oh my god!!"
the doctor, a bloody mess, stops and smiles, "April Fools!!! It was dead already!!!"
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Side-splitting
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StormKat 2,051  9
07/13/2004 08:53 PM
How to "bengins to thrash"?
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/13/2004 09:29 PM
Not heinous just tasteless...
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS."
"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"
"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what... Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't Frost her."
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer's been upgraded, but two hours later, the Froster is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 5mm hole into a 45mm hole?
A: A paedophile.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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n3kk1d 8 8
07/13/2004 09:58 PM
What's red, bloody, and crawling up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/13/2004 11:30 PM
Catherine Zeta-Jones taught me this one. (It's not very heinous. Her marriage is. Not this joke.)
How can you tell if mothballs are fresh?
Well first you spread its little legs...
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Phuc 237,915 21
07/14/2004 12:13 AM
There once was a nasty ol' whore
Whose twat was all puffy and sore
The dogs from the street
Liked to eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
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Hilarious
2 votes
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The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/14/2004 01:03 AM
<action>recycles his post from a previous similar thread</action>
Q: How does the little boy know that his sister has her period ?
A: His dad's Coleridge tastes funny.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Briham 38,843 10
07/14/2004 01:06 AM
What's the difference between period blood and sand.
You can't gargle sand.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Bald Sheep 268 8
07/14/2004 01:20 AM
How do you get a clown of a swing?
You hit him in the head with an axe.
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Bald Sheep 268 8
07/14/2004 01:20 AM
I mean "off". Dammit.
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