Fratberry 219,236 13
07/15/2004 02:50 AM

Lucky Dix

StormKat 2,051 7
07/15/2004 02:51 AM

Beau Riverwood.



Although "Beau Route 15" is funnier.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,701 7
07/15/2004 02:52 AM

Mine is: Misty Union

SHP: it's all about me 126,386 11
07/15/2004 02:52 AM

According to this game, it's Mitzi Bittercreek.



But really, I'm Christy Canyon.

turtle10 19,485 7
07/15/2004 02:53 AM

Tennessee Plymouth?





Just doesn't flow

Demonigeo 270 7
07/15/2004 02:56 AM

Biscuit Coach

Errol 10,555 7
07/15/2004 02:59 AM

Samantha N. 147th....



that's Frosted up.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,577 10
07/15/2004 03:01 AM

Happy Bridge



It sounds more like a childrens book title.

PotatoCouch 14,014 7
07/15/2004 03:01 AM

I'm Sandi Red.



Or for a sexier sound,

Sandi C.R. 291.

Bankey 70,607 8
07/15/2004 03:01 AM

I'm Brandy Ashgate - DAMN I SOUND HOT!

Lamburger 32,904 7
07/15/2004 03:31 AM

Bonnie Judd



I sound like a hick

Lamburger 32,904 7
07/15/2004 03:32 AM

I probably do farm porn

PuggyD 48,172 10
07/15/2004 03:36 AM

SackPunt, hon, please. What is this, your first day on the internet?



Anyways, I'm Angel Camp.

Lamburger 32,904 7
07/15/2004 03:39 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm religious porn

filly182 27,155 11
07/15/2004 03:42 AM

"Spooky Shantercliff." That definitely sounds like I'd be into some serious S&M. Oh, the possibilities...

ringworm 67,989 9
07/15/2004 03:46 AM

based on this formula, i would be sammy h g moseley pkwy. that sucks.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,028 8
07/15/2004 03:47 AM

Dyna Newfound.

Dead Robot 67,245 11
07/15/2004 03:48 AM

I guess the formula is different in Canada:



Porn Name: Best friend's first name + street you lived on = Randy Pine



Drag Name: pet growing up + mom's maiden name = Cindy Perinni

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
07/15/2004 03:49 AM

Gawd-damned Dog Packing Crate.













No, wait, that was what we called my cousin.



I'd be Roxie Kent? A gay porn star you make me?

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 102,816 13
07/15/2004 03:53 AM

Going with my current street, my name would be "Booger Seattle Slew".



I'm one of the three-named people!





Can you guess what my specialty would be?

Phla Mignon 103,447 13
07/15/2004 04:01 AM

Three named people either shoot presidents or marry Michael Douglas.



Do I win?

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
07/15/2004 04:04 AM

Wormy Delaware.



Somehow I don't see using this name as a wise career move.

The Real Rockin Donkey 76,817 12
07/15/2004 04:09 AM

Mine would either be



John Weber (Middle Name, street you grew up on)

or

John Courtyard (Middle name, street you live on)

Jonnybgood 201,941 7
07/15/2004 04:30 AM

With that formula, I am Calvin 15th ave NE. Hmm, It doesn't really have a ring to it, but with just my sheer creativity(and a bunch of reefer), I came up with my own name. Drum roll please..... Oliver Chest.

Jonnybgood 201,941 7
07/15/2004 04:46 AM

Actually, I'm changing my handle to Oliver Chest. I'm new to the site still, so I don't think anyone will notice.

The Real Rockin Donkey 76,817 12
07/15/2004 04:48 AM

...or care.

Proud Elitist 2,626 6
07/15/2004 05:19 AM

Champ Prince Charles



Oh yeah.... money

Boots at the Boar 2,296 8
07/15/2004 05:39 AM

Boots at the Boar, baby!

Marilyn 12,450 11
07/15/2004 05:46 AM

Kitty Broadway.

Humphrey B Bear 51,326 10
07/15/2004 05:47 AM

John Holmes.

Marilyn 12,450 11
07/15/2004 05:51 AM

Seriously though. I live on Broadway now (not NYC) and I was really horrible at naming my pets.



Kitty - Cat

Foxy - Dog

Doggy - Dog

Gizmo - Rabbit

Father - Rabbit

Mother - Rabbit

Malcolm - Cat

George - Cat

The Cat (TC) - Cat



But all work as good pron names. Yay me!

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,144 7
07/15/2004 05:53 AM

My first pets name was Bubbles. I don't think that's going to work for me. Not even for GAY porn.

Mimi 145 6
07/15/2004 08:54 AM

Killer Beryl.



And the s&m granny porn cometh.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,034 6
07/15/2004 08:57 AM

"Dog Wood"

burning-teh-chrome 504 6
07/15/2004 09:07 AM

omfg



"Coco Mango"



way too Frost-ingay

samela 26 7
07/15/2004 10:03 AM

I'm "Damn Dog Canadian," and my boyfriend is "Parker Canadian."

Daggy 85,897 10
07/15/2004 10:09 AM

Booboo Hammer. I'm somebodys prison bitch for sure.

Jony the Freaky 32 6
07/15/2004 10:19 AM

Frost me!!



Lucky Chihuahua!!

Frogpop 155,678 12
07/15/2004 12:00 PM

Griffen North Pleasant



the "North" is cause I point straight up.

Miracles 22,406 0
07/15/2004 12:07 PM

Curly Shea



Damn, that is a hot one!

TheFoye 53,734 10
07/15/2004 07:13 PM

Holy Shakespeare I can't remember my address.

sharribarri 14,055 8
07/15/2004 07:18 PM

kitty shagbark

Feckoff 2,548 6
07/15/2004 07:28 PM

Suki Shannon





If only i was Aisan and female i'd be a star

Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 308 6
07/15/2004 07:30 PM

Inferno Firecrotch

Boston Accent 44 6
07/15/2004 07:32 PM

Lacey Copeland..mm sexy

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,588 7
07/15/2004 07:34 PM

Tiny Rod.



DAMMIT

Teh Porn Producer is losing his job?! 7,598 7
07/15/2004 07:42 PM

Debbie Jefferson



I sould like a confused pornstar living in the south during the prohibition era.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 115,023 10
07/15/2004 07:45 PM

Sydney Oakland



Not TOO bad...

Teh Porn Producer is losing his job?! 7,598 7
07/15/2004 07:47 PM

Where would you like to do it? Sydney or Oakland?

5,349 8
07/15/2004 07:48 PM

Choo Choo Chapel Ridge (1st pet, street you live on)



Ryan Chaste (middle name, street you grew up on)



The Harbinger of Satisfaction (this one I made up)

StormKat 2,051 7
07/15/2004 08:12 PM

Pffft, if we're just going to make one up... I choose Ratchet Thunderstud. Can't you just hear the 70's music in the background?

BooChika Boo WOWN WOWN

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 805 6
07/15/2004 09:06 PM

Blacky Frazier



Ironic because I'm the epitome of the words "white girl".

PersianZug 869 7
07/15/2004 09:08 PM

ginger churchill. it makes me sound gay!

Dan, and you are? 378 6
07/15/2004 09:18 PM

Charlie Illinois?

Soon enough I will be Charlie Holmes. Not much better.

Oprah'sWank 642 6
07/15/2004 09:56 PM

Minnie Koch

Oliver Chest 201,941 7
08/06/2004 12:16 PM

Oh my god. This is the thread where I decided to use my Stage name as a handle.



That was quite the bump.

whome 719 6
08/06/2004 12:16 PM

rock mehran

Miracles 22,406 0
08/06/2004 12:18 PM

My first pet was a poodle that my brother hung on his leash on the slide...named Curley. My Ma saw it out the kitchen window and saved him.



Curley Shea - if you guys saw my crazy curly hair you would know it is perfect.

Lauren The Great 221 6
08/06/2004 12:51 PM

Diamond Jamison

Miracles 22,406 0
08/06/2004 12:53 PM

You are almost like Dustin Diamond from Saved By The Bell!

Meh-Heh 155 7
08/06/2004 01:47 PM

<action>scratches chin</action>





Baby Main..





I could make that work..

TheFoye 53,734 10
08/06/2004 04:15 PM

Roc Washington

Stains Mcgee

Chewy Washborn





and most recently...















Dammit, I forgot my address again!

Well my dogs name now is Kaiser.

The Merry Snork 44,997 8
08/06/2004 05:19 PM

Slick Willy.



I never had a pet, but if I did, I'd be sure to call him Slick W.

WhyMe 273 6
08/06/2004 08:56 PM

Dusty Palm

That's Frosted.

Lord Dyran 5,985 7
08/06/2004 08:57 PM

Bob Hunt Crest.

Frothy and ice cold Sombrero 90,999 8
08/06/2004 08:57 PM

Chester Connors





Hmm.. lame

alispring 24 6
08/06/2004 09:12 PM

Nellie Millstone

Scorpion 4,060 7
08/06/2004 09:32 PM

Buddy Edgehill (pet + current street)



or



John Central (middle + growing up street)

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,638 6
08/06/2004 09:40 PM

Shadow Walnut



no pizazz

alispring 24 6
08/06/2004 09:41 PM

Springer Abell (middle name + growing up street)

Chance 168,281 11
08/06/2004 09:52 PM

I don't use that formula Shakespeare. I already have a few porn star names picked out.

Kama Sutra or Jackie Mount Everest.

Lord Dyran 5,985 7
08/06/2004 09:53 PM

Jackie's mounting Everest? That bitch!

Chance 168,281 11
08/06/2004 10:20 PM

Are you following me?

Lord Dyran 5,985 7
08/06/2004 10:22 PM

No, I'm not following you.

















... I'm stalking you.

Chance 168,281 11
08/06/2004 10:25 PM

<action> bites head off celery stalk chews 32 times then spits on floor. </action>

Lord Dyran 5,985 7
08/06/2004 10:27 PM

<action>takes the chewed up celery head and saves it in his stalker file.</action>

Balls Deep 194 6
08/06/2004 10:35 PM

Skeeter Foxwood

SpiceyToppedJane 168,693 11
08/06/2004 10:38 PM

pet + street



Thumper Fairhaven



Mitzi Little



Middle name + current street



Denise Shady Valley

newwave 45,836 7
08/06/2004 10:43 PM

Pogo 110.



Hey, it could work.

el guapo 648 7
08/31/2004 10:18 AM

Killer White house about 2 km from the church.





uh... we don't have addresses where I come from.

Gabe 9,224 9
08/31/2004 10:23 AM

Murphy Sugarbush

HisBoyElroy 10,547 11
08/31/2004 10:30 AM

bruiser cervix

HisBoyElroy 10,547 11
08/31/2004 10:31 AM

GOOD LORD THE SIMPLE FORMULA WORKS!

Hannibal with an A's Cap On 820 6
08/31/2004 10:34 AM

Pepper Bonifacio



Meh

Lizzie Borderline 4,194 7
08/31/2004 10:35 AM

big vagina

The Napkin of Glee 30,677 7
08/31/2004 10:42 AM

First Formula: Fishy Maury



Second Formula: Huge Pen0r Guy

The Napkin of Glee 30,677 7
08/31/2004 10:43 AM

Bruiser? I barely know her!

HisBoyElroy 10,547 11
08/31/2004 10:43 AM

i remember vagina street. it was pretty nice. just over the hill was a Shakespearehole, though.

The Real Rockin Donkey 76,817 12
08/31/2004 10:44 AM

Wow. I haven't seen HBE in these parts in forever.

Lizzie Borderline 4,194 7
08/31/2004 10:47 AM

vagina street was lovely. i remember it like yesterday. we just had a lot of foreign invaders.

HisBoyElroy 10,547 11
08/31/2004 10:54 AM

those Frost-ing pricks!

Oliver Chest 201,941 7
08/31/2004 11:28 AM

<action> looks up to the top of thread...



Hmm... I wonder who that Jonnybgood guy was...he sounds interesting...

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 64,479 13
08/31/2004 06:18 PM

Trixxie

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,638 6
08/31/2004 06:32 PM

Oliver Chest is way funnier.



Johhny B. Good reminds me of that stupid Anthony Michael Hall movie.

rhi_escobar 246 6
08/31/2004 08:01 PM

Kimmy Pant





hmm.

perfection incarnate (not) 41 6
09/09/2004 08:05 AM

chow chow charlemagne first



now the second one might work better



stinky rte 2



well maybe not...

superkat 114 6
09/09/2004 08:30 AM

scooter county highway x.



...scooter x?

TheProfessorJohn 1,146 6
09/09/2004 08:31 AM

Cocoa Glasgow.



That sucks. I'm a dude.

TheProfessorJohn 1,146 6
09/09/2004 08:32 AM

I suppose I could always do gay porn. Anyone here do Gay porn and need a name?



I'm willing to donate. :-p

Roofie Raccoon 56,420 7
09/09/2004 08:36 AM

Donating your body or your name?

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,188 10
09/09/2004 09:23 AM

Spike Cook.

Calliope 921 7
09/09/2004 10:42 AM

Punky S. 2nd St. E.

HisBoyElroy 10,547 11
09/09/2004 12:03 PM

i'm so hot baby, go on...

Happy Fun Ball 847 6
09/09/2004 12:31 PM

Samantha Newton? Dammit, it's not my fault my parents got me a female cat from a friend (cheap bastards) when I was 2.

Poppy Flowers 1,781 6
09/09/2004 09:28 PM

Hmmm...



Josephine St Julian



I sound more like an aristocrat than a dirty girl of the silver screen...

NaClDave 3,585 6
09/09/2004 09:31 PM

Sandy Valley....



weird, kinda like the opposite of Pandora Peaks....

Zackman 3,927 0
09/09/2004 09:34 PM

TRAE!



I can't believe it came up like that.

Darthneomaul (sci-fi n00b) 360 6
09/09/2004 09:38 PM

Dowg Caprock. That is not too bad.

Chi-Chi Felipe 160,414 12
09/09/2004 09:39 PM

KILL THIS THREAD!

Jack Handy 40 6
09/09/2004 09:49 PM

Die tread! Die!

166 6
09/30/2004 04:40 AM

Shadow Harden

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,410 7
09/30/2004 04:49 AM

mines

stupid Frost-ing dog 107th terrace



I don't like my name...

*scrathes behind his ear with his foot*

Chilly Willy 87 6
09/30/2004 04:57 AM

Hobo Buckwold - sounds like one of those 'cheap' porn stars

MaddMatt _Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,414 6
09/30/2004 04:58 AM

My apologies Chi-Chi, but I can't resist.



Mine is Joe Poinsettia, sounds like gay porn unfortunatly.

millie 107,064 10
09/30/2004 05:58 AM

Maryjane Union.



That's a boring name. I wouldn't watch a porn flick starring Maryjane Union!



Then again, I wouldn't watch a porn flick starring me, either. Yuck.

OldIron 230 6
10/11/2004 11:40 AM

( Pet + Street )



Rex Goodhope... Dr. Rex Goodhope

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,449 10
09/10/2005 08:42 AM

Ian Serna...



















































Wait I misunderstood the assignment.

Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,417 7
09/10/2005 08:46 AM

erm...Fluffy Forest

Piemaster - King of the Potato People 10,666 9
09/10/2005 10:22 AM

Geebow Fleece?



I led a strange childhood...

k4stmoon 1,062 5
09/10/2005 11:45 AM

I heard it was first pet's name + the name of the street you grew up on? well, I like how that one turns out the most anyway...

Joey Bluff (oh yeah, VERY porn-o-rific)

going with the current pet/street?

Tiny Tenth (alright, so it has possibilities)

Big Damn Funny 27 5
09/10/2005 10:32 PM

Basil Foxshire



Damn. I have something more akin to a chartered accountant than a porn star.

Miracles 22,406 0
09/10/2005 10:36 PM

Curly Shea - which is perfect since I have crazy, curly hair.



And, no - I am not talking about pubes - I mean my head hair.

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/10/2005 10:38 PM

Still got that same first dog, eh?

Direction 0 5
09/11/2005 01:55 AM

Become an cult leader and porn artist, and call yourself Divine Rod.



Too bad its already been done.

Piquantrax 8,675 5
09/11/2005 02:13 AM

Mine: Stain Second



My friends: Granny Smith

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/11/2005 02:48 AM

<action>squints due to the light bulb that just went off over his head</action>I came up with my own name... Oliver Chest



I just got this.



It's becoming more and more clear that I am Kenny the Retard.

Big Boobs McGee 6,325 8
09/11/2005 07:22 AM

Mine would be Timmy Waterloo... Im changing to my first Rats name, Matilda Waterloo... yes, at least it belongs to my sex. I had a lot of choice though:

Dogs: Sam and Maggie

Cats: Cinders,Cliona, Timmy, Tanger

Rats:Matilda, Violet,Ruby,Pearl

Hamster: Kenny

and my new babgy orphan squirrel: Piglet

10 Inch Pianist 220 6
09/11/2005 09:24 PM

Georgie 20th.



Or, if we go back to first pet/street:



Thumper Stockton.

Chi Chi Felipe, NES Advantage 160,414 12
09/11/2005 09:25 PM

Name of this thread + childhood pet = Gay McThreadSucks.

rashmathai 81 5
09/11/2005 09:32 PM

fidget enchanted

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/11/2005 09:41 PM

You can fidget it as much as you want, it's really never gonna become an enchanted wand.

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,449 10
09/11/2005 10:19 PM

Ian Fleming...





















































I don't think that is right either.

Coco 1,756 6
09/11/2005 11:14 PM

I'd be...Pooh Ferns.

Coco 1,756 6
09/11/2005 11:15 PM

However, one of my friends would be called Fudge Fountain.

Robin® 14,584 7
09/12/2005 03:44 AM

Using the first formula, First pet and street.



Cutie Jones

johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
09/12/2005 03:51 AM

Max Canterbury

Old Farts Club Mistress 194 5
09/12/2005 03:54 AM

Sadie Canonero

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/12/2005 06:39 AM

Manute Bol

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,449 10
09/12/2005 06:41 AM

Bill Clinton

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan! 60,356 10
09/12/2005 07:30 AM

I'm watching Vh1, and they're talking about this whole porn name game right now.







Apparently the TV watches me.



When the hell did I get in Soviet Russia?

Lupience 26,463 6
09/12/2005 07:38 AM

Augie Harvey.





God- I suck at porn.

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
09/12/2005 07:40 AM

So, you're a fluffer?

Erika the killjoy 75,961 7
09/12/2005 07:44 AM

Cupid Carlisle. It's such a good name, that I'm beginning to think it would be a crime for me to waste it.

JepRep - Unrepentant Libertine 57,795 10
10/02/2005 07:17 AM

Duke Still Meadow

Fratberry 219,236 13
10/02/2005 07:40 AM

I'm still Lucky Dix!

JepRep - Unrepentant Libertine 57,795 10
10/02/2005 07:55 AM

Funny Frat, I just moved away from the intersection of Dix and Brest.

Max Planck 18,660 6
10/02/2005 10:58 AM

Diesel Whitecliff. I'm not even black!

Kelc 1,019 5
10/02/2005 11:23 AM

Sabrina Buellete

Kelc 1,019 5
10/02/2005 11:24 AM

now what happens? Do we go and put our skills to the test by trying to gain fame with our new found porn star names? Or was this just wasting my time? grumble grumble grumble

Max Planck 18,660 6
10/02/2005 01:33 PM

I believe the majority of your answer can be found in column B.

piemaster 10,666 9
10/02/2005 01:37 PM

Yeah, jonnybgood107, we don't care...

Max Planck 18,660 6
10/02/2005 01:40 PM

Who ever heard of a 60 year old porn star anyway?

csme 14,845 9
10/03/2005 07:02 AM

Well Max, I wouldn't call your mom a porn star either. But hey, if all of the other streetwalkers are using that on their resumes, then, more power to her.

Queen Lucky Charms 168,281 11
10/03/2005 07:03 AM

Oh wow, mines SacaCarrollas. What a coincidence.

csme 14,845 9
10/03/2005 07:05 AM

Hey Chance baby! At least your name isn't Flappy Twatlips.

Queen Lucky Charms 168,281 11
10/03/2005 07:06 AM

No that may not be my name, but thats my calling baby.

csme 14,845 9
10/03/2005 07:08 AM

Ooh my nipples are so hard right now...

Queen Lucky Charms 168,281 11
10/03/2005 07:10 AM

and I have a strange craving for bologna.....I think we can work something out.

Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 160,414 12
10/03/2005 07:15 AM

You have no idea how tempted I am to use my magic powers to delete this goddamned thread.

The Fabulous Trixxie 64,479 13
10/03/2005 06:54 PM

YOU Have that power?







Fella Vieux.

fossilady 15 5
10/04/2005 09:56 AM

Freddy 16th St.

doesn't seem to have a ring to it, or fit my gender.

Sarin Highwind 643 6
10/04/2005 10:06 AM

Fred.... Alberta.



I like it.

Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,006 6
10/04/2005 03:32 PM

I shall not follow your curiously funny porn star formula.



My real first name is Rider.



For the slow ones...Ride Her



That is right. Porn star by birth.

piemaster 10,666 9
10/04/2005 03:42 PM

Rider, I hardly even knew...



Oh.

Jilly 24,640 6
10/04/2005 06:00 PM

Mickey Miami.

Top That.

Jade - Does Exactly What It Says On The Tin 14,238 6
10/04/2005 06:02 PM

Mine would be Coco.





Coco Cox.





Oh dear.

Jilly 24,640 6
10/04/2005 06:05 PM

Well, I did say "top that" Jade.

And you did, my sexy little friend, you did.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,686 0
10/09/2005 03:54 AM

My new porn name is:



Mocha Torte Kielbasa

McPants - The Shape of Punk to Come 19,246 9
10/18/2005 07:28 PM

Translated into English (first pet/street name) I'd be:



Farmer Axe Cottage



Man, that'd be some scary-ass porn..

Mr. Briham, Father/Mother of the Spider People 38,617 7
10/18/2005 07:51 PM

Coal Woodfield.



Heh, Wood. Plus the name Coal implies blackness. Yay!

gorcjuice 41,034 10
10/18/2005 08:02 PM

Smokey Baylor



Sounds like I should go play the blues. It ain't like I'm gonna get laid, anyway.

Dagwolf the Prophet of Uranus 1,011 8
10/19/2005 12:16 AM

Princess Mabel ?

40 5
10/19/2005 05:44 AM

Maxie Payne (pet+street)

40 5
10/19/2005 05:48 AM

I don't like my name...

*scrathes behind his ear with his foot*



What tribe do you belong ,too?



eh!

Emperor Nick 355 5
10/19/2005 06:14 AM

Blackie Candlebrook

Razilla 5 5
10/19/2005 08:09 AM

Johnny Carson

PRAYING MANTItS 0 5
10/19/2005 09:45 PM

Moses Sycamore

piemaster - I'm scary bitch! 10,666 9
10/25/2005 05:03 AM

:-X

Skitzo 321 6
10/25/2005 05:45 AM

Baby-Scotch Elm... dont ask i was a demented 5 year old when i named that cat...

HeadlineNews 348 6
10/25/2005 05:49 AM

Fea South Sumas?



Fea Sumas?



Wrigley South.



YES!



Wrigely South.



(hes my second pet, but whatever.)

Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,660 6
10/28/2005 10:25 AM

Second to post!!



What? Zeros have no value.

Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,660 6
10/28/2005 10:27 AM

And just to beat all those n00b hazers out there:



zeros have no value



Neither do I.

Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,704 6
10/28/2005 01:06 PM

Neither do you.

10 Inch Pianist 220 6
01/17/2006 01:37 AM

Thumper Stockton.

Capt.SassyPants 172 5
01/17/2006 05:02 AM

Sparky Olive.



OR



Rocko 46th Place.



Depends on which family you want me to claim today.

jagster1991 102 5
01/17/2006 05:03 AM

mines nitro claudia

Queen_Ilikimikimaka 435 5
01/17/2006 07:54 AM

Noballs Briar Creek. This Frost-ing sucks.

Millie 107,064 10
01/17/2006 07:58 AM

Why does this goddamned thread keep being bumped?



And don't blame me for bumping--it was at the top of the page.

rock hound 156 5
01/17/2006 08:07 AM

pokey jodi

gwallaia 2,707 9
01/17/2006 08:14 AM

Sassy Redwood

MegaZega93 129 6
01/17/2006 11:40 AM

Mine's Rusty Autumn.

Senior Destructor: Senior Destructor 60,356 10
01/17/2006 11:41 AM

WE. DON'T. CARE. ANYMORE.

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/17/2006 12:38 PM

SD is just upset because his first pet was a goldfish named Dip, and due to poor road singe maintenance the faded letters on his street read SHadowhIll CT

PorterHouse Steak 444 1
10/07/2009 03:25 PM

Freddy FreeWood

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,980 4
10/07/2009 04:46 PM

Ms. Ethel 101

(sounds more like a title than a name)

Hydrant-monkey 1,942 9
10/07/2009 08:03 PM

ACK! Zombie thread! Return to the grave you evil thing!

cycoivan 9,095 6
10/07/2009 08:06 PM

Quit bumping it then. Aw Frost, now I'm doing it! My porn name by the way is Taco DeClark, how you doin'?

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 9,801 9
10/07/2009 08:13 PM

We do not have a pet named Ms. Ethel, AC. Unless you named the gecko in the kitchen window.

Mine would be "Bonnie's Little Trixter" (Trixie for short) 101.

Heh, it was a lot better with the middle name + street you grew up on formula: Rochel Birchwood.

hairy kari gal 5,676 7
10/08/2009 08:50 AM

Mickey 6.

Sounds better as a rockstar than a pornstar.

Porterhouse the Decaying-Jumbledgut 444 1
10/08/2009 03:48 PM

Albert Tatlock the Barbed Space Probe

I dont know how I came up with that one.

Jack-o-Ravos 34,425 10
10/08/2009 04:13 PM

Randy Newman.


I don't think I'm doing this right...

Whistler P. McManus 141,677 23
10/08/2009 04:47 PM

Teddy Roosevelt. For reals.


And when I blow my load, I'll shout, "BULLY!"

The Thief of Always 220 4
10/09/2009 05:08 PM

Sophia Sloan

Bride of Frankenfurter 168,281 11
10/09/2009 05:26 PM

Rose Mt.Everest

Hehe.