Fratberry 277,318 52
07/14/2004 05:50 PM

Lucky Dix

StormKat 2,051 9
07/14/2004 05:51 PM

Beau Riverwood.



Although "Beau Route 15" is funnier.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 9
07/14/2004 05:52 PM

Mine is: Misty Union

SHP: it's all about me 181,263 70
07/14/2004 05:52 PM

According to this game, it's Mitzi Bittercreek.



But really, I'm Christy Canyon.

turtle10 41,927 26
07/14/2004 05:53 PM

Tennessee Plymouth?





Just doesn't flow

Demonigeo 279 9
07/14/2004 05:56 PM

Biscuit Coach

Errol 10,580 9
07/14/2004 05:59 PM

Samantha N. 147th....



that's Frosted up.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 12
07/14/2004 06:01 PM

Happy Bridge



It sounds more like a childrens book title.

PotatoCouch 14,056 9
07/14/2004 06:01 PM

I'm Sandi Red.



Or for a sexier sound,

Sandi C.R. 291.

Bankey 70,843 10
07/14/2004 06:01 PM

I'm Brandy Ashgate - DAMN I SOUND HOT!

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/14/2004 06:31 PM

Bonnie Judd



I sound like a hick

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/14/2004 06:32 PM

I probably do farm porn

PuggyD 48,295 12
07/14/2004 06:36 PM

SackPunt, hon, please. What is this, your first day on the internet?



Anyways, I'm Angel Camp.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/14/2004 06:39 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm religious porn

filly182 39,160 20
07/14/2004 06:42 PM

"Spooky Shantercliff." That definitely sounds like I'd be into some serious S&M. Oh, the possibilities...

ringworm 68,315 13
07/14/2004 06:46 PM

based on this formula, i would be sammy h g moseley pkwy. that sucks.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,280 14
07/14/2004 06:47 PM

Dyna Newfound.

Dead Robot 67,626 15
07/14/2004 06:48 PM

I guess the formula is different in Canada:



Porn Name: Best friend's first name + street you lived on = Randy Pine



Drag Name: pet growing up + mom's maiden name = Cindy Perinni

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
07/14/2004 06:49 PM

Gawd-damned Dog Packing Crate.













No, wait, that was what we called my cousin.



I'd be Roxie Kent? A gay porn star you make me?

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 114,978 33
07/14/2004 06:53 PM

Going with my current street, my name would be "Booger Seattle Slew".



I'm one of the three-named people!





Can you guess what my specialty would be?

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
07/14/2004 07:01 PM

Three named people either shoot presidents or marry Michael Douglas.



Do I win?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/14/2004 07:04 PM

Wormy Delaware.



Somehow I don't see using this name as a wise career move.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,085 13
07/14/2004 07:09 PM

Mine would either be



John Weber (Middle Name, street you grew up on)

or

John Courtyard (Middle name, street you live on)

Jonnybgood 203,450 12
07/14/2004 07:30 PM

With that formula, I am Calvin 15th ave NE. Hmm, It doesn't really have a ring to it, but with just my sheer creativity(and a bunch of reefer), I came up with my own name. Drum roll please..... Oliver Chest.

Jonnybgood 203,450 12
07/14/2004 07:46 PM

Actually, I'm changing my handle to Oliver Chest. I'm new to the site still, so I don't think anyone will notice.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,085 13
07/14/2004 07:48 PM

...or care.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/14/2004 08:19 PM

Champ Prince Charles



Oh yeah.... money

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
07/14/2004 08:39 PM

Boots at the Boar, baby!

Marilyn 12,471 12
07/14/2004 08:46 PM

Kitty Broadway.

Humphrey B Bear 51,759 12
07/14/2004 08:47 PM

John Holmes.

Marilyn 12,471 12
07/14/2004 08:51 PM

Seriously though. I live on Broadway now (not NYC) and I was really horrible at naming my pets.



Kitty - Cat

Foxy - Dog

Doggy - Dog

Gizmo - Rabbit

Father - Rabbit

Mother - Rabbit

Malcolm - Cat

George - Cat

The Cat (TC) - Cat



But all work as good pron names. Yay me!

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/14/2004 08:53 PM

My first pets name was Bubbles. I don't think that's going to work for me. Not even for GAY porn.

Mimi 145 8
07/14/2004 11:54 PM

Killer Beryl.



And the s&m granny porn cometh.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 12
07/14/2004 11:57 PM

"Dog Wood"

burning-teh-chrome 507 9
07/15/2004 12:07 AM

omfg



"Coco Mango"



way too Frost-ingay

samela 26 9
07/15/2004 01:03 AM

I'm "Damn Dog Canadian," and my boyfriend is "Parker Canadian."

Daggy 86,640 14
07/15/2004 01:09 AM

Booboo Hammer. I'm somebodys prison bitch for sure.

Jony the Freaky 32 8
07/15/2004 01:19 AM

Frost me!!



Lucky Chihuahua!!

Frogpop 173,113 25
07/15/2004 03:00 AM

Griffen North Pleasant



the "North" is cause I point straight up.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/15/2004 03:07 AM

Curly Shea



Damn, that is a hot one!

TheFoye 55,700 15
07/15/2004 10:13 AM

Holy Shakespeare I can't remember my address.

sharribarri 14,124 11
07/15/2004 10:18 AM

kitty shagbark

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/15/2004 10:28 AM

Suki Shannon





If only i was Aisan and female i'd be a star

Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 311 9
07/15/2004 10:30 AM

Inferno Firecrotch

Boston Accent 44 8
07/15/2004 10:32 AM

Lacey Copeland..mm sexy

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/15/2004 10:34 AM

Tiny Rod.



DAMMIT

Teh Porn Producer is losing his job?! 7,627 9
07/15/2004 10:42 AM

Debbie Jefferson



I sould like a confused pornstar living in the south during the prohibition era.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,092 14
07/15/2004 10:45 AM

Sydney Oakland



Not TOO bad...

Teh Porn Producer is losing his job?! 7,627 9
07/15/2004 10:47 AM

Where would you like to do it? Sydney or Oakland?

5,349 9
07/15/2004 10:48 AM

Choo Choo Chapel Ridge (1st pet, street you live on)



Ryan Chaste (middle name, street you grew up on)



The Harbinger of Satisfaction (this one I made up)

StormKat 2,051 9
07/15/2004 11:12 AM

Pffft, if we're just going to make one up... I choose Ratchet Thunderstud. Can't you just hear the 70's music in the background?

BooChika Boo WOWN WOWN

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
07/15/2004 12:06 PM

Blacky Frazier



Ironic because I'm the epitome of the words "white girl".

PersianZug 888 9
07/15/2004 12:08 PM

ginger churchill. it makes me sound gay!

Dan, and you are? 378 8
07/15/2004 12:18 PM

Charlie Illinois?

Soon enough I will be Charlie Holmes. Not much better.

Oprah'sWank 642 8
07/15/2004 12:56 PM

Minnie Koch

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
08/06/2004 03:16 AM

Oh my god. This is the thread where I decided to use my Stage name as a handle.



That was quite the bump.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 03:16 AM

rock mehran

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 03:18 AM

My first pet was a poodle that my brother hung on his leash on the slide...named Curley. My Ma saw it out the kitchen window and saved him.



Curley Shea - if you guys saw my crazy curly hair you would know it is perfect.

Lauren The Great 221 8
08/06/2004 03:51 AM

Diamond Jamison

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 03:53 AM

You are almost like Dustin Diamond from Saved By The Bell!

Meh-Heh 452 13
08/06/2004 04:47 AM

<action>scratches chin</action>





Baby Main..





I could make that work..

TheFoye 55,700 15
08/06/2004 07:15 AM

Roc Washington

Stains Mcgee

Chewy Washborn





and most recently...















Dammit, I forgot my address again!

Well my dogs name now is Kaiser.

The Merry Snork 45,631 12
08/06/2004 08:19 AM

Slick Willy.



I never had a pet, but if I did, I'd be sure to call him Slick W.

WhyMe 276 9
08/06/2004 11:56 AM

Dusty Palm

That's Frosted.

Lord Dyran 6,036 9
08/06/2004 11:57 AM

Bob Hunt Crest.

Frothy and ice cold Sombrero 91,270 9
08/06/2004 11:57 AM

Chester Connors





Hmm.. lame

alispring 24 8
08/06/2004 12:12 PM

Nellie Millstone

Scorpion 4,080 9
08/06/2004 12:32 PM

Buddy Edgehill (pet + current street)



or



John Central (middle + growing up street)

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/06/2004 12:40 PM

Shadow Walnut



no pizazz

alispring 24 8
08/06/2004 12:41 PM

Springer Abell (middle name + growing up street)

Chance 171,220 14
08/06/2004 12:52 PM

I don't use that formula Shakespeare. I already have a few porn star names picked out.

Kama Sutra or Jackie Mount Everest.

Lord Dyran 6,036 9
08/06/2004 12:53 PM

Jackie's mounting Everest? That bitch!

Chance 171,220 14
08/06/2004 01:20 PM

Are you following me?

Lord Dyran 6,036 9
08/06/2004 01:22 PM

No, I'm not following you.

















... I'm stalking you.

Chance 171,220 14
08/06/2004 01:25 PM

<action> bites head off celery stalk chews 32 times then spits on floor. </action>

Lord Dyran 6,036 9
08/06/2004 01:27 PM

<action>takes the chewed up celery head and saves it in his stalker file.</action>

Balls Deep 194 8
08/06/2004 01:35 PM

Skeeter Foxwood

SpiceyToppedJane 173,911 15
08/06/2004 01:38 PM

pet + street



Thumper Fairhaven



Mitzi Little



Middle name + current street



Denise Shady Valley

newwave 45,912 9
08/06/2004 01:43 PM

Pogo 110.



Hey, it could work.

el guapo 648 9
08/31/2004 01:18 AM

Killer White house about 2 km from the church.





uh... we don't have addresses where I come from.

Gabe 9,232 12
08/31/2004 01:23 AM

Murphy Sugarbush

HisBoyElroy 10,617 12
08/31/2004 01:30 AM

bruiser cervix

HisBoyElroy 10,617 12
08/31/2004 01:31 AM

GOOD LORD THE SIMPLE FORMULA WORKS!

Hannibal with an A's Cap On 820 8
08/31/2004 01:34 AM

Pepper Bonifacio



Meh

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/31/2004 01:35 AM

big vagina

The Napkin of Glee 30,762 12
08/31/2004 01:42 AM

First Formula: Fishy Maury



Second Formula: Huge Pen0r Guy

The Napkin of Glee 30,762 12
08/31/2004 01:43 AM

Bruiser? I barely know her!

HisBoyElroy 10,617 12
08/31/2004 01:43 AM

i remember vagina street. it was pretty nice. just over the hill was a Shakespearehole, though.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,085 13
08/31/2004 01:44 AM

Wow. I haven't seen HBE in these parts in forever.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/31/2004 01:47 AM

vagina street was lovely. i remember it like yesterday. we just had a lot of foreign invaders.

HisBoyElroy 10,617 12
08/31/2004 01:54 AM

those Frost-ing pricks!

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
08/31/2004 02:28 AM

<action> looks up to the top of thread...



Hmm... I wonder who that Jonnybgood guy was...he sounds interesting...

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,014 14
08/31/2004 09:18 AM

Trixxie

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/31/2004 09:32 AM

Oliver Chest is way funnier.



Johhny B. Good reminds me of that stupid Anthony Michael Hall movie.

rhi_escobar 246 8
08/31/2004 11:01 AM

Kimmy Pant





hmm.

perfection incarnate (not) 41 8
09/08/2004 11:05 PM

chow chow charlemagne first



now the second one might work better



stinky rte 2



well maybe not...

superkat 114 8
09/08/2004 11:30 PM

scooter county highway x.



...scooter x?

TheProfessorJohn 1,146 8
09/08/2004 11:31 PM

Cocoa Glasgow.



That sucks. I'm a dude.

TheProfessorJohn 1,146 8
09/08/2004 11:32 PM

I suppose I could always do gay porn. Anyone here do Gay porn and need a name?



I'm willing to donate. :-p

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 9
09/08/2004 11:36 PM

Donating your body or your name?

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,396 14
09/09/2004 12:23 AM

Spike Cook.

Calliope 927 9
09/09/2004 01:42 AM

Punky S. 2nd St. E.

HisBoyElroy 10,617 12
09/09/2004 03:03 AM

i'm so hot baby, go on...

Happy Fun Ball 852 9
09/09/2004 03:31 AM

Samantha Newton? Dammit, it's not my fault my parents got me a female cat from a friend (cheap bastards) when I was 2.

Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
09/09/2004 12:28 PM

Hmmm...



Josephine St Julian



I sound more like an aristocrat than a dirty girl of the silver screen...

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/09/2004 12:31 PM

Sandy Valley....



weird, kinda like the opposite of Pandora Peaks....

Zackman 3,927 0
09/09/2004 12:34 PM

TRAE!



I can't believe it came up like that.

Darthneomaul (sci-fi n00b) 360 8
09/09/2004 12:38 PM

Dowg Caprock. That is not too bad.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,287 14
09/09/2004 12:39 PM

KILL THIS THREAD!

Jack Handy 40 8
09/09/2004 12:49 PM

Die tread! Die!

166 8
09/29/2004 07:40 PM

Shadow Harden

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 9
09/29/2004 07:49 PM

mines

stupid Frost-ing dog 107th terrace



I don't like my name...

*scrathes behind his ear with his foot*

Chilly Willy 87 8
09/29/2004 07:57 PM

Hobo Buckwold - sounds like one of those 'cheap' porn stars

MaddMatt _Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/29/2004 07:58 PM

My apologies Chi-Chi, but I can't resist.



Mine is Joe Poinsettia, sounds like gay porn unfortunatly.

millie 116,854 28
09/29/2004 08:58 PM

Maryjane Union.



That's a boring name. I wouldn't watch a porn flick starring Maryjane Union!



Then again, I wouldn't watch a porn flick starring me, either. Yuck.

OldIron 230 8
10/11/2004 02:40 AM

( Pet + Street )



Rex Goodhope... Dr. Rex Goodhope

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,849 12
09/09/2005 11:42 PM

Ian Serna...



















































Wait I misunderstood the assignment.

Mwahiy: The Bitter, Sexually Frustrated One 5,425 8
09/09/2005 11:46 PM

erm...Fluffy Forest

Piemaster - King of the Potato People 12,516 15
09/10/2005 01:22 AM

Geebow Fleece?



I led a strange childhood...

k4stmoon 1,074 8
09/10/2005 02:45 AM

I heard it was first pet's name + the name of the street you grew up on? well, I like how that one turns out the most anyway...

Joey Bluff (oh yeah, VERY porn-o-rific)

going with the current pet/street?

Tiny Tenth (alright, so it has possibilities)

Big Damn Funny 27 7
09/10/2005 01:32 PM

Basil Foxshire



Damn. I have something more akin to a chartered accountant than a porn star.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/10/2005 01:36 PM

Curly Shea - which is perfect since I have crazy, curly hair.



And, no - I am not talking about pubes - I mean my head hair.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/10/2005 01:38 PM

Still got that same first dog, eh?

Direction 0 7
09/10/2005 04:55 PM

Become an cult leader and porn artist, and call yourself Divine Rod.



Too bad its already been done.

Piquantrax 8,691 8
09/10/2005 05:13 PM

Mine: Stain Second



My friends: Granny Smith

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/10/2005 05:48 PM

<action>squints due to the light bulb that just went off over his head</action>I came up with my own name... Oliver Chest



I just got this.



It's becoming more and more clear that I am Kenny the Retard.

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/10/2005 10:22 PM

Mine would be Timmy Waterloo... Im changing to my first Rats name, Matilda Waterloo... yes, at least it belongs to my sex. I had a lot of choice though:

Dogs: Sam and Maggie

Cats: Cinders,Cliona, Timmy, Tanger

Rats:Matilda, Violet,Ruby,Pearl

Hamster: Kenny

and my new babgy orphan squirrel: Piglet

10 Inch Pianist 220 8
09/11/2005 12:24 PM

Georgie 20th.



Or, if we go back to first pet/street:



Thumper Stockton.

Chi Chi Felipe, NES Advantage 161,287 14
09/11/2005 12:25 PM

Name of this thread + childhood pet = Gay McThreadSucks.

rashmathai 81 7
09/11/2005 12:32 PM

fidget enchanted

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/11/2005 12:41 PM

You can fidget it as much as you want, it's really never gonna become an enchanted wand.

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,849 12
09/11/2005 01:19 PM

Ian Fleming...





















































I don't think that is right either.

Coco 1,756 7
09/11/2005 02:14 PM

I'd be...Pooh Ferns.

Coco 1,756 7
09/11/2005 02:15 PM

However, one of my friends would be called Fudge Fountain.

Robin® 14,626 9
09/11/2005 06:44 PM

Using the first formula, First pet and street.



Cutie Jones

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/11/2005 06:51 PM

Max Canterbury

Old Farts Club Mistress 194 7
09/11/2005 06:54 PM

Sadie Canonero

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/11/2005 09:39 PM

Manute Bol

Suicide Ranger strikes back 27,849 12
09/11/2005 09:41 PM

Bill Clinton

Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillan! 60,713 11
09/11/2005 10:30 PM

I'm watching Vh1, and they're talking about this whole porn name game right now.







Apparently the TV watches me.



When the hell did I get in Soviet Russia?

Lupience 26,981 11
09/11/2005 10:38 PM

Augie Harvey.





God- I suck at porn.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/11/2005 10:40 PM

So, you're a fluffer?

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
09/11/2005 10:44 PM

Cupid Carlisle. It's such a good name, that I'm beginning to think it would be a crime for me to waste it.

JepRep - Unrepentant Libertine 58,563 13
10/01/2005 10:17 PM

Duke Still Meadow

Fratberry 277,318 52
10/01/2005 10:40 PM

I'm still Lucky Dix!

JepRep - Unrepentant Libertine 58,563 13
10/01/2005 10:55 PM

Funny Frat, I just moved away from the intersection of Dix and Brest.

Max Planck 18,876 11
10/02/2005 01:58 AM

Diesel Whitecliff. I'm not even black!

Kelc 1,019 7
10/02/2005 02:23 AM

Sabrina Buellete

Kelc 1,019 7
10/02/2005 02:24 AM

now what happens? Do we go and put our skills to the test by trying to gain fame with our new found porn star names? Or was this just wasting my time? grumble grumble grumble

Max Planck 18,876 11
10/02/2005 04:33 AM

I believe the majority of your answer can be found in column B.

piemaster 12,516 15
10/02/2005 04:37 AM

Yeah, jonnybgood107, we don't care...

Max Planck 18,876 11
10/02/2005 04:40 AM

Who ever heard of a 60 year old porn star anyway?

csme 15,189 12
10/02/2005 10:02 PM

Well Max, I wouldn't call your mom a porn star either. But hey, if all of the other streetwalkers are using that on their resumes, then, more power to her.

Queen Lucky Charms 171,220 14
10/02/2005 10:03 PM

Oh wow, mines SacaCarrollas. What a coincidence.

csme 15,189 12
10/02/2005 10:05 PM

Hey Chance baby! At least your name isn't Flappy Twatlips.

Queen Lucky Charms 171,220 14
10/02/2005 10:06 PM

No that may not be my name, but thats my calling baby.

csme 15,189 12
10/02/2005 10:08 PM

Ooh my nipples are so hard right now...

Queen Lucky Charms 171,220 14
10/02/2005 10:10 PM

and I have a strange craving for bologna.....I think we can work something out.

Chi Chi Felipe, Power Glover 161,287 14
10/02/2005 10:15 PM

You have no idea how tempted I am to use my magic powers to delete this goddamned thread.

The Fabulous Trixxie 65,014 14
10/03/2005 09:54 AM

YOU Have that power?







Fella Vieux.

fossilady 15 7
10/04/2005 12:56 AM

Freddy 16th St.

doesn't seem to have a ring to it, or fit my gender.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
10/04/2005 01:06 AM

Fred.... Alberta.



I like it.

Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
10/04/2005 06:32 AM

I shall not follow your curiously funny porn star formula.



My real first name is Rider.



For the slow ones...Ride Her



That is right. Porn star by birth.

piemaster 12,516 15
10/04/2005 06:42 AM

Rider, I hardly even knew...



Oh.

Jilly 24,690 8
10/04/2005 09:00 AM

Mickey Miami.

Top That.

Jade - Does Exactly What It Says On The Tin 14,415 11
10/04/2005 09:02 AM

Mine would be Coco.





Coco Cox.





Oh dear.

Jilly 24,690 8
10/04/2005 09:05 AM

Well, I did say "top that" Jade.

And you did, my sexy little friend, you did.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/08/2005 06:54 PM

My new porn name is:



Mocha Torte Kielbasa

McPants - The Shape of Punk to Come 19,546 10
10/18/2005 10:28 AM

Translated into English (first pet/street name) I'd be:



Farmer Axe Cottage



Man, that'd be some scary-ass porn..

Mr. Briham, Father/Mother of the Spider People 38,843 9
10/18/2005 10:51 AM

Coal Woodfield.



Heh, Wood. Plus the name Coal implies blackness. Yay!

gorcjuice 41,132 12
10/18/2005 11:02 AM

Smokey Baylor



Sounds like I should go play the blues. It ain't like I'm gonna get laid, anyway.

Dagwolf the Prophet of Uranus 1,016 11
10/18/2005 03:16 PM

Princess Mabel ?

40 7
10/18/2005 08:44 PM

Maxie Payne (pet+street)

40 7
10/18/2005 08:48 PM

I don't like my name...

*scrathes behind his ear with his foot*



What tribe do you belong ,too?



eh!

Emperor Nick 376 8
10/18/2005 09:14 PM

Blackie Candlebrook

Razilla 5 7
10/18/2005 11:09 PM

Johnny Carson

PRAYING MANTItS 0 7
10/19/2005 12:45 PM

Moses Sycamore

piemaster - I'm scary bitch! 12,516 15
10/24/2005 08:03 PM

:-X

Skitzo 321 8
10/24/2005 08:45 PM

Baby-Scotch Elm... dont ask i was a demented 5 year old when i named that cat...

HeadlineNews 367 9
10/24/2005 08:49 PM

Fea South Sumas?



Fea Sumas?



Wrigley South.



YES!



Wrigely South.



(hes my second pet, but whatever.)

Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,876 11
10/28/2005 01:25 AM

Second to post!!



What? Zeros have no value.

Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,876 11
10/28/2005 01:27 AM

And just to beat all those n00b hazers out there:



zeros have no value



Neither do I.

Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,724 8
10/28/2005 04:06 AM

Neither do you.

10 Inch Pianist 220 8
01/16/2006 03:37 PM

Thumper Stockton.

Capt.SassyPants 172 7
01/16/2006 07:02 PM

Sparky Olive.



OR



Rocko 46th Place.



Depends on which family you want me to claim today.

jagster1991 102 7
01/16/2006 07:03 PM

mines nitro claudia

Queen_Ilikimikimaka 440 8
01/16/2006 09:54 PM

Noballs Briar Creek. This Frost-ing sucks.

Millie 116,854 28
01/16/2006 09:58 PM

Why does this goddamned thread keep being bumped?



And don't blame me for bumping--it was at the top of the page.

rock hound 156 7
01/16/2006 10:07 PM

pokey jodi

gwallaia 3,504 12
01/16/2006 10:14 PM

Sassy Redwood

MegaZega93 129 7
01/17/2006 01:40 AM

Mine's Rusty Autumn.

Senior Destructor: Senior Destructor 60,713 11
01/17/2006 01:41 AM

WE. DON'T. CARE. ANYMORE.

Suicide Ranger 27,849 12
01/17/2006 02:38 AM

SD is just upset because his first pet was a goldfish named Dip, and due to poor road singe maintenance the faded letters on his street read SHadowhIll CT

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
10/07/2009 06:25 AM

Freddy FreeWood

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
10/07/2009 07:46 AM

Ms. Ethel 101

(sounds more like a title than a name)

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
10/07/2009 11:03 AM

ACK! Zombie thread! Return to the grave you evil thing!

cycoivan 11,324 11
10/07/2009 11:06 AM

Quit bumping it then. Aw Frost, now I'm doing it! My porn name by the way is Taco DeClark, how you doin'?

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 17,422 30
10/07/2009 11:13 AM

We do not have a pet named Ms. Ethel, AC. Unless you named the gecko in the kitchen window.

Mine would be "Bonnie's Little Trixter" (Trixie for short) 101.

Heh, it was a lot better with the middle name + street you grew up on formula: Rochel Birchwood.

hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/07/2009 11:50 PM

Mickey 6.

Sounds better as a rockstar than a pornstar.

Porterhouse the Decaying-Jumbledgut 477 4
10/08/2009 06:48 AM

Albert Tatlock the Barbed Space Probe

I dont know how I came up with that one.

Jack-o-Ravos 62,361 20
10/08/2009 07:13 AM

Randy Newman.


I don't think I'm doing this right...

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/08/2009 07:47 AM

Teddy Roosevelt. For reals.


And when I blow my load, I'll shout, "BULLY!"

The Thief of Always 236 7
10/09/2009 08:08 AM

Sophia Sloan

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/09/2009 08:26 AM

Rose Mt.Everest

Hehe.