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Self-Inflicted Shakespeare
A comedy conversation by Jony the Freaky 32 8
07/15/2004 02:11 AM 210 views

A couple of days ago, I did what I thought it wasn't possible to do anymore.

I did myself the biggest, most painfull, carelesness inflicted wound in my entire life.

I got mi left pinkie caught in a rat trap. (those that have spikes like a bear trap) I wasn't trying to touch the trap with my pinkie, I set the trap, pulled my fingers away quickly, and nothing happened. I twist my body a little to the right to face my cousin, and the thing goes off.

I don't think I can begin to describe the pain. At first I thought I had stuck my finger on a socket, except that there was no socket. I yelled in a way that I dont't feel proud of. It still hurts like hell, but it's more from the embarrasment now: The reazon I was setting a rat trap? my cousin and I wanted to see if it would break a pen...

So, what's your personal worst?

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Self-Inflicted Shakespeare

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(Funniest: TTJane-Spicey is God like in his coolness,Daggy,Jony the Freaky)


Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=985935
Daggy 86,705 14
07/15/2004 02:13 AM

Reading this crap.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=985940
Jony the Freaky 32 8
07/15/2004 02:23 AM

Oh yeah!!



I forgot this other time when I was BITTEN BY A BITCH. Not 5 minutes ago!!

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=985941
TTJane-Spicey is God like in his coolness 173,958 15
07/15/2004 02:25 AM

Pregnancy.

 

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Emenius - NO IS FIRE! 1,433 10
07/15/2004 04:27 AM

One time I didn't really need to go, but I always take a Shakespeare in the mornings, it's part of my routine. I was determined though, I sat on the toilet until it happened.

 

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Lamburger 33,017 9
07/15/2004 05:26 AM

Self-Inflicted Shakespeare: Tubgirl

 

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Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/15/2004 07:24 AM

I am eating a plate full of Cookie times with the chocolate hunks missing. Mum went through and bit them all out because the biscuit was probably fatty.