Self-Inflicted Shakespeare
A comedy conversation
by Jony the Freaky  32  8
07/15/2004 02:11 AM 210 views
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A couple of days ago, I did what I thought it wasn't possible to do anymore.
I did myself the biggest, most painfull, carelesness inflicted wound in my entire life.
I got mi left pinkie caught in a rat trap. (those that have spikes like a bear trap) I wasn't trying to touch the trap with my pinkie, I set the trap, pulled my fingers away quickly, and nothing happened. I twist my body a little to the right to face my cousin, and the thing goes off.
I don't think I can begin to describe the pain. At first I thought I had stuck my finger on a socket, except that there was no socket. I yelled in a way that I dont't feel proud of. It still hurts like hell, but it's more from the embarrasment now: The reazon I was setting a rat trap? my cousin and I wanted to see if it would break a pen...
So, what's your personal worst?
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Chuckleworthy
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Hilarious
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Daggy 86,705  14
07/15/2004 02:13 AM
Reading this crap.
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Hilarious
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Jony the Freaky 32 8
07/15/2004 02:23 AM
Oh yeah!!
I forgot this other time when I was BITTEN BY A BITCH. Not 5 minutes ago!!
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Emenius - NO IS FIRE! 1,433 10
07/15/2004 04:27 AM
One time I didn't really need to go, but I always take a Shakespeare in the mornings, it's part of my routine. I was determined though, I sat on the toilet until it happened.
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Lamburger 33,017 9
07/15/2004 05:26 AM
Self-Inflicted Shakespeare: Tubgirl
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Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/15/2004 07:24 AM
I am eating a plate full of Cookie times with the chocolate hunks missing. Mum went through and bit them all out because the biscuit was probably fatty.
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