Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/15/2004 11:18 AM

I have only gone on one date in 2004.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/15/2004 11:20 AM

I haven't gotten laid in approximately three years.

csme: boobies exposed, kinda 15,189 12
07/15/2004 11:20 AM

My bra size is only 40C.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/15/2004 11:21 AM

I cry myself to sleep every night.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
07/15/2004 11:22 AM

My dinosaur name is lickalotapus.

Sacapuntas 432 8
07/15/2004 11:22 AM

I accidentally let a little poo poo out last night while I climaxed





in the tub

Sacapuntas 432 8
07/15/2004 11:23 AM

My bra size is 36 DD





and I still can't get cuddled

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 11:24 AM

I'm in the Army oh yeah and I spell materbate with an E.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 11:24 AM

I'm in the Army oh yeah and I spell masterbate with an E.

Teh Porn Producer is losing his job?! 7,627 9
07/15/2004 11:24 AM

I got a beer belly named Shelly.

Bankey 70,843 10
07/15/2004 11:24 AM

I CAN'T READ!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/15/2004 11:24 AM

I only went on three dates in 2003.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
07/15/2004 11:25 AM

What's the matter, bate?



(I spell mate with a b)

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
07/15/2004 11:26 AM

I talk baby talk to my wolf-like dog.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 11:26 AM

And I have fat fingers and tend to repeat myself because of it.

Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 311 9
07/15/2004 11:27 AM

Mastubation is fun but covering you genitals in peanut butter and having your dog lick it off requires a lot less work.



And its not cheating, because its your dog

Bankey 70,843 10
07/15/2004 11:29 AM

I talk baby talk to pictures of Loyd's wolf-like dog.

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/15/2004 11:30 AM

Chicken gravy labia, chicken gravy....



how many times do I have to tell you folks this.....it's SO much easier to clean up!

PersianZug 888 9
07/15/2004 11:33 AM

i have a gay pet dinosaur called mega-sore-ass

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/15/2004 11:42 AM

I have the human papilloma virus. On my ass.

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/15/2004 11:45 AM

I have a one armed daughter.

I wrecked my bike while wearing a kilt.

I had a mullet

I got my first gray hair at 16.



Thanks guys. I really feel better about being me today.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/15/2004 11:46 AM

I build Gundam models.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/15/2004 11:50 AM

I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored.

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/15/2004 11:51 AM

I accidentally let a little poo poo out last night while I climaxed





in the tub



Sacapuntas......can you IM me your phone number...and your schedule for the next few weeks?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/15/2004 11:55 AM

First of all ... my god, Sacapuntas is tubgirl!



Second, I'm a master tutor. I sit around and master tute all day.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/15/2004 11:57 AM

I once started dating this girl, who had a bit of a past. She wrote a note to a friend of mine, telling him that she wanted to become celibate and date only me. Asking in the same note for my friend to Frost her so that she start on the road of celibacy.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/15/2004 11:59 AM

Sometimes, when no one is watching, I turn the tv to BET and Cabbage Patch in the middle of my living room.

Sacapuntas 432 8
07/15/2004 12:01 PM

The doctor said I may be a little incontinent after child birth.



He had no idea.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 12:04 PM

I clickie unfunny posts out of pity.... and expect you to do the same for me. NOW!!! Right here!

Bonky 75,728 15
07/15/2004 12:53 PM

I have big feet.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 01:23 PM

One clickie and One maha. Don't you guys have hearts.

Oprah'sWank 642 9
07/15/2004 01:26 PM

There, I upped it to three mahas and three clickies.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 01:28 PM

liar you just upped it one maha.





I'm going to go cry now.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/15/2004 01:31 PM

Crying gets clickies from me!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/15/2004 01:33 PM

Some personal stuff about kittuns:



The very first time I masturbated, I used a Barbie doll.

Sometimes I like to roll my boogers into little balls.

Occasionally, I will put a finger up my bum, just to show it who's boss.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/15/2004 01:34 PM

Are you showing your finger or your bum who's boss?

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/15/2004 01:35 PM

.rotinom ruoy sdisni m'I

Oprah'sWank 642 9
07/15/2004 01:38 PM

Ooops, I guess I hit the maha first. My mouse must have slipped.

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/15/2004 01:38 PM

The very first time I masturbated, I used a Barbie doll.



You too?!!! ....I mean, that's sick.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 01:38 PM

You must be really slim to fit in my laptops moniter.

StormKat 2,051 9
07/15/2004 01:40 PM

I build Gundam models.



Chi Chi, do you really build Gundam models?

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 01:41 PM

Ooops, I guess I hit the maha first

You call that an apology, and to think I clickied you.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/15/2004 01:41 PM

When I take my shirt off, it looks like I'm wearing a sweater.

TTJane-Spicey is God like in his coolness 173,958 15
07/15/2004 01:42 PM

I have a sick love of dorky men.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 01:46 PM

I heart you too TTJ

StormKat 2,051 9
07/15/2004 01:46 PM

< insert nerdy laugh here >

TTJane-Spicey is God like in his coolness 173,958 15
07/15/2004 01:49 PM

This is where I up the ante a little bit. I have a sick love of dorky men. And I'm one of those women who thinks 6 inches is more than enough.



Now, flick to me my small dicked, dorky pretties!

Oprah'sWank 642 9
07/15/2004 01:50 PM

You call that an apology, and to think I clickied you.



I think my ripped abs say enough when it comes to apologizing.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/15/2004 01:51 PM

Yes, I really build Gundam models. I just finished a Kampfer 1/144 and it's totally sweet. I spent 17 dollars on a set of Gundam markers on eBay. I have never watched the cartoon. I'm going to start a section on my webpage about my Gundam models.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/15/2004 01:51 PM

Would you take a dorky guy with a big penis?

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 01:53 PM

TTJ you are my goddess. Have you ever seen a Wisconsin White snake?









Want to?

Oprah'sWank 642 9
07/15/2004 01:53 PM

Do they have Gundam models of dorky guys with big penises?

TTJane-Spicey is God like in his coolness 173,958 15
07/15/2004 01:54 PM

Well, okay. But only because I feel I need to repay you for fighting for my freedom and stuff.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/15/2004 01:57 PM

Careful of that White Snake. Here I go again, on my own.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 01:57 PM

The Wisconsin White snake never bites and likes wet holes. You want to hold it?

TTJane-Spicey is God like in his coolness 173,958 15
07/15/2004 01:58 PM

<action>looks around to make sure Sy the Photo Guy isn't here</action>Well, okay. What do I have to feed it?

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 02:00 PM

The Wisconsin White snake will feed you.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 02:01 PM

Is it getting hot in here??

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/15/2004 02:02 PM

The Wisconsin White snake will feed you





Protein shakes

Oprah'sWank 642 9
07/15/2004 02:03 PM

Give her a hot beef injection.

ShadowLurker 325 8
07/15/2004 02:05 PM

Gundams flip out and kill Wisconsin White Snakes...



...unless you're wearing... CHI-CHI GEAR!



Then you get hooked up with fries!



(Chi, I'd link to your Cafepress store, but I don't have the link...)

Sacapuntas 432 8
07/15/2004 02:12 PM

One time, at band camp.



Just joking, I never went to band camp.



I have masturbated with a flute, though.



Then I sold it. Someone's mouth is on it right now.

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
07/15/2004 02:16 PM

A flute and a frozen stuff? You are a busy person.

Oprah'sWank 642 9
07/15/2004 02:19 PM

I play a flute that smells like tuna.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/15/2004 02:20 PM

I would link to my Cafepress shop but business is so good, the server may just explode if any more traffic hits my store.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/15/2004 02:27 PM

Traffic only flows through your store for the promotional fries, Chi.



It's all about the fries.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/15/2004 02:33 PM

I click on Mr. Glass' posts even when I don't get the joke.

StormKat 2,051 9
07/15/2004 03:09 PM

I build Gundam models also.



If my crumby house will ever sell, I'll be able to setup my worktable again and start on the Gundam Seed set.

The collection includes all the Gundam Wing (1/144 scale), the High Grade Dendrobium (40" long!), and about 25 1/100 scale Gundams from various other series. Gundam X being my set.

StormKat 2,051 9
07/15/2004 05:49 PM

My nerdness has killed another thread. I'm running out of places to bury them.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/15/2004 05:51 PM

I only have four Gundams. I used to have a bunch more, but they were really crappy and I didn't pay attention to the directions or any of that. I love them.

Errol 10,584 9
07/15/2004 05:56 PM

A lot of times...when I pass gas, it makes my own eyes water.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/15/2004 05:59 PM

Once when DemoMonkey complimented me on a post, I actually blushed like a little girl and went to tell my wife...

Errol 10,584 9
07/15/2004 06:08 PM

Another sad thing that is make-fun worthy. Today, I waShakespeare on by a 13-year old (7 years my junior) mexican girl with terminal cancer, and it MADE MY DAY.

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/15/2004 06:09 PM

Here's one:



I almost used my fingers to count how many years old you were from your post.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/15/2004 06:10 PM

She has cancer on her terminal?

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/15/2004 06:13 PM

I'm sad to admit I have no idea what Gundams are.

Munkus 2,801 10
07/15/2004 06:14 PM

I once tried to stretch my ass like the goatse man but i couldnt even fit a simple traffic cone in there.









Oh the embarrasment of failure!

Munkus 2,801 10
07/15/2004 06:15 PM

I just lied in a post to try and be popular.

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/15/2004 06:18 PM

I just lied in a post to try and be popular.



And just how did that work out for you?

StormKat 2,051 9
07/15/2004 06:21 PM

Ditdah, come to the dark side with us!



Gundams



When you're done looking at the site can you come over and play D&D with us?

superturkey 6,678 0
07/15/2004 06:23 PM

i eat my boogers.

StormKat 2,051 9
07/15/2004 06:25 PM

Ok, superturkey, You can come play D&D too.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/15/2004 06:25 PM

I waShakespeare on by a 13-year old



So, did you let her suck your dick to brighten her day?

Errol 10,584 9
07/15/2004 06:27 PM

Yea...who would've thought, semen can't cure cancer.

yorkydee 709 9
07/15/2004 10:46 PM

My boobs are sooooo long....



How long are they?



They are so long that if I had them put back where they belong, my breast tattoo would be back on my butt.



Gravity sucks!