Sesqui 208 9
07/16/2004 06:52 AM

And I only just managed to login.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 06:52 AM

You do realise you have just joined them right? Does that mean you will follow your own orders and Frost of with them?

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 06:53 AM

Sesqui!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 06:54 AM

leave it to those who want to be happy and funny



yeah, 'cause you're a real bowl of sunshine.

superturkey 6,678 0
07/16/2004 06:55 AM

i have always been with them, but now more than ever.

Sesqui 208 9
07/16/2004 06:55 AM

Neep!

Blue Dolphin 2,598 9
07/16/2004 06:59 AM

<action>discreetly hands Turkey a tampon</action>

Dude, what the hell is your problem tonight?

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 06:59 AM

Sesqui!!

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:02 AM

Frogpop!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 07:02 AM

Neep?

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 07:02 AM

Tuna!

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:02 AM

Frog!

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:03 AM

Baked beans!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 07:03 AM

Janeway!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 07:04 AM

Sesqui?

Sesqui 208 9
07/16/2004 07:04 AM

Kerry!

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/16/2004 07:04 AM

Dr Scott?

superturkey 6,678 0
07/16/2004 07:04 AM

dumb bitches!(not you neep)

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:04 AM

Chain Male!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 07:04 AM

Checkmate. We'll played, my friend. Well played.

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/16/2004 07:05 AM

Janet?

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 07:05 AM

hmm..

superturkey 6,678 0
07/16/2004 07:06 AM

not really, i have 3 threads. are you all looser enough to jacj them all?

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:07 AM

Sesqui is only sometimes a dumb bitch. Ear wax!

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/16/2004 07:08 AM

Mummy and Daddy are fighting again.

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/16/2004 07:11 AM

Oh, dear. Superturkey, try not to post such ramblings while drunk. It makes you seem even dumber than myself. Or, at least, promise me you're drinking quality whiskey.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:14 AM

My Goldfish!

Neep's Goldfish 70 8
07/16/2004 07:17 AM

Die you super turkey thing

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:18 AM

Isn't he sweet?

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:19 AM

I just want to point out that we have the same IPs because we are both in New Zealand. Sesqui has a different one because he is on high speed.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 07:22 AM

Only the first bit is the same.

superturkey 6,678 0
07/16/2004 07:25 AM

all you bitches are lame, suck, and i am only here to torment you. and i won't leave until you do. i like zug, you think it sucks, so there you have it.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:27 AM

When did I say it sucked? Hmmm... False accusations are ruining Gab.

Sesqui 208 9
07/16/2004 07:28 AM

Please sir stop, I just wanted you to rip my stockings.

Neep's Goldfish 70 8
07/16/2004 07:28 AM

Lip them

superturkey 6,678 0
07/16/2004 07:29 AM

neep, i said you didn't count.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:32 AM

Pandy wants to Lip Sesqui's stockings? That's new.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/16/2004 07:44 AM

Don't worry, Neep.. you count to me.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:49 AM

Thank you Frogpop. See Sesqui and Pandy? They are probably the only two males that aren't related to me/don't gab that I care about. Now they gab too!

Neep's Goldfish 70 8
07/16/2004 07:54 AM

Lip my stockings!

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 07:55 AM

No, you Lip my stockings!

Neep's Goldfish 70 8
07/16/2004 07:59 AM

Since when were you asian

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 08:00 AM

Since I watched that chick on the Pilates video a few too many times. I'm so sure she is asian with her hair dyed blonde.

Neep's Goldfish 70 8
07/16/2004 08:02 AM

I'd rather be her, than the other girl that smiles way too much.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 08:08 AM

She probably gets alot of money to smile that much. And be that bendy.

Sesqui 208 9
07/16/2004 08:16 AM

Or she spent a lot of money to smile that much.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
07/16/2004 08:18 AM

But she is very bendy.

Neep's Goldfish 70 8
07/16/2004 09:16 PM

She's probably a dentist in her spare time.

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
07/16/2004 09:34 PM

How is more childish bitching solving the problem of childish bitching.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/16/2004 09:37 PM

I don't know, but I'm sure bumping the thread helps.

Chili didn't do it. 8,880 12
07/17/2004 12:22 AM

So, the people responsible for the death of teh funny are those who have been here longer than you, or those who have been here for less time than you. Which would mean that the only person who is actually not ruining the funny is you.



You know, superturkey, you don't need to stick around on our account. If you would rather hang out with the exclusively funny crowd, I'm sure that the good people at http://www.livejournal.com/ can set you up. That way, you can be personally responsible for the humor of your own damn website.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
10/16/2004 10:47 PM

It's Pandy and Sesqui!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
10/16/2004 10:53 PM

<action></action>Neep!

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
10/16/2004 10:59 PM

I am so not shouting Oliver.

Mr.Glass is Raping your Fancy 25,340 11
10/16/2004 11:03 PM

I've never been happy.

Captain Lila 78,550 13
10/16/2004 11:53 PM

Aahh, I've been having a really great Saturday and the reminder that turkey is no longer with us just made it even nicer.

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/17/2004 12:49 AM

Ah, sweet Lila.. you are wise beyond your years.









all 87 of them.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
10/17/2004 04:07 AM

Pandy came back and looked around gab for a while. He thinks it is funnier then it used to be, because every second thread bitching about the lack of funny was what was really ruining Gab.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/17/2004 12:08 PM

I thought (hoped) superturkey died?

millie 116,984 28
10/17/2004 05:10 PM

I don't know you, superturkey, but I worry about you. Every time you post, you seem so upset.



Turn that frown upside-down! It's a sunny day and life is wonderful!

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
10/17/2004 05:42 PM

I think I heard somewhere that he was Frost-ing Miracles.





Anyone else hear anything to that effect ?

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
10/17/2004 09:44 PM

Gee, look at all the Shakespeare I missed out on.



As you were.