Sesqui 208 9
07/16/2004 07:58 AM

"By day, I search for the Legend of Zelda, by night, I dream of rescuing Princess Peach from the castle."



But that's just me.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/16/2004 08:06 AM

I was born in the circus as the result of a forbidden liaison between the bearded lady and conjoined twins (we're still not sure which one is my actual father). I ran away from the circus to find a home when I was 5, only to find that no-one really wants to take care of a five-year-old who can lift bull elephants.



Of course, I needed to support myself, so I turned to the only career open to me: kiddie porn. It was difficult finding anyone younger than me who was willing, so I started stealing foetuses (foeti?).



I made a healthy profit off this 'abort-o-porn' until the cops busted me. The trials lasted for two years, and finally I was sentenced to life in prison. I was bitch to so many people, though, that I had a religious epiphany.



When the judge learned I had turned my life to God, he repealed his sentence and set me free to make a name for myself. Deciding to completely separate myself from my old way of life, I used my ill-gotten gains to go to college as an architecture student.

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/16/2004 08:09 AM

At age twelve was sentenced to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He proptly escaped from a maximum security compound to the Deep South underground. He found employment as a weasel squeezer and married a hairy women named Melvin. They had seven kids,two horses and a puppy called King Steve III. He was involved in a tragic sheep/tractor/zipper accident which left him with only partial use of his lower intestine and a tendency to shout out 'I am king Edna, here to steal your poo and liberate your toasters'at random intervals. He claims to be able to replicate the building of the pyramids using only six women, two labradors, seven pieces of string and a small brown mouse, but nobody really believs him.

Killer Beryl 145 8
07/16/2004 08:35 AM

Haha, love the pyramid one...

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/16/2004 09:47 AM

Born 27-Feb-1966, this 22 year old size 4 blonde got into college at her 374th attempt.



Prior to this she was involved in the layout planning of Paris, Berlin, Ciaro, and Townvilleburg Idaho (pop. 4). She also was an adviser to the Stonehenge stone rectangle project, a structural engineer for the Tower of Pisa and in charge of architectural design for the small garden fence of China (later renamed as the great wall after an unfortunate mix up with the scale)

Killer Beryl 145 8
07/16/2004 10:44 AM

Brilliant.

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/16/2004 12:57 PM

Also was invloved in project management for the Catholic Church until she got confused over the meaning of Flying Buttress

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/16/2004 01:05 PM

JOHN LOVES architecture. he has been on THE math team for 2 years. his Coleridgeerspaniel is named joe.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/16/2004 01:08 PM

Johnny is a Landscape Architect. The only thing bigger than his portfolio is his penis. Seriously, he contracted gigantism from the bite of a tsetse fly on holiday in Nigeria. He's eligble for hire under the Americans With Disabilities Act.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/16/2004 01:36 PM

Born in Russia, where education was scarce, my life started slowly. Not knowing that all liquids, including urine, could act as a conductor for electricity. My penis was destroyed after an incidentwith an electric fence. This came as quite a blow to my young pubescent ego. Luckily, Doctors were able to grow a penis on my arm to replace the one I lost in the horrible accident.



The process inspired me so much, that I decided to get into architechture so that I could design & build structures resembling penises.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/16/2004 02:01 PM

hamboneerspaniel



Ted, I gave you a click, but only because of the swearbot. So, you owe him a clickie.

Killer Beryl 145 8
07/17/2004 04:50 AM

*bump*... love the flying buttresses one! please bear in mind that these will be seen by the faculty, so try to keep them clean, as hard as that may be...

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/19/2004 01:28 PM

Thought he was the fastest architect in the world until he realized that he was only building models.

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/19/2004 01:46 PM

Has an ambitious five year plan including:



Year 1: Replace the heads on mount rushmore with characters from the Muppets, the A-Team, the Golden Girls and the Smurfs.



Year 2: Get bridges renamed to riverpassoverroads



Year 3: Replace scaffolding with bungeee ropes for really quick builders



Year 4: Make cement out of semen and cornflakes



Year 5: Realise he never wanted to go to college in the first place, drop out,smoke unbelieveable quantaties of dope mixed with chilli powder and attempt to assassinate the prime minister, harrison ford and the entire cast of Battlestar Gallactica

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/19/2004 01:48 PM

Semen and cornflakes? Yeah. That doesn't work.



... Not that I know from personal experience. Right.