Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/16/2004 11:37 AM

Link?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/16/2004 11:39 AM

http://www.cnn.com/

Teh Porn Producer: High on life! .. or something 7,627 9
07/16/2004 11:40 AM

I knew she looked familiar!

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/16/2004 11:41 AM

Evidently, her prison bitch name will be 'tubgirl'.

Bankey 70,843 10
07/16/2004 11:42 AM

This will change her entire outlook on tossing a salad.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/16/2004 11:42 AM

SOrry about that, force of habit.

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/16/2004 11:43 AM

I can't believe I fell for that.

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/16/2004 11:43 AM

Wait a minute, yes I can.

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/16/2004 11:45 AM

Man that sucks, I hate the bitch as much as any other red blooded american housewife, but she shouldn't do jail time. I hope Ken Lay gets serious Federal Pound Me in the Ass prison time.

Sacapuntas 432 8
07/16/2004 11:46 AM

On today's episode of Martha Stuart Living in Prison, Martha will show you how to make a festive shank from a toothbrush, and five creative places to hide it.

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/16/2004 11:47 AM

"Today is a painful day for me," Stewart told the court...



Yeah, get used to saying that A LOT Martha.

Chance has cooties in her mouth 171,270 14
07/16/2004 11:52 AM

I hear she makes killer butternuts!

Melts in your mouth not in your hand.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/16/2004 11:53 AM

Here we see Martha Stewart working in the prison laundry, while mopping the floor with the mop conviently rammed up her ass.



More timesavers tomorrow, be sure to watch.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/16/2004 11:54 AM

So, 5 months in prison, then 5 months of house arrest? IN HER DAMN MANSION?



Am I the only one who doesn't think that being stuck in that house is much of a punishment?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/16/2004 12:01 PM

You didn't finish the article. Her house is going to be redecorated on Trading Spaces by her neighbor, Stevie Wonder.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/16/2004 12:03 PM

I really don't think she did anything wrong...

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/16/2004 12:03 PM

...but then again, I 'hit and ran' a coworker just to get his cubicle, o who am I to judge...

snappleapple 167 8
07/16/2004 12:05 PM

priceless

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/16/2004 12:05 PM

I really don't think she did anything wrong...



Yeah, except that...she's a devil-slut from HELL!!!

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/16/2004 12:06 PM

You got to know that there will be a nice honkin lugie, in Martha's gruel daily from the other inmates working kitchen detail.

snappleapple 167 8
07/16/2004 12:10 PM

i agree with Snork...she's the devil's whore

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/16/2004 12:11 PM

Martha could probably make a desert from honkin lugies.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/16/2004 12:12 PM

That was funny Snork.





I'm gonna go vomit now.

snappleapple 167 8
07/16/2004 12:12 PM

mmm well doesnt that sound appetizing!

Mofo Baggins, hiding in your rice bowl 10,950 10
07/16/2004 12:18 PM

Personally, I think Martha will TAKE bitches, not be one. Yeah, she's got that kinda man-ish dyke thing goin' on...

snappleapple 167 8
07/16/2004 12:19 PM

i say she gets house arrest in the projects living with crack whores and pimps

csme: boobies exposed, kinda 15,189 12
07/16/2004 12:20 PM

Dammit - I fell for it too. The ONLY Frost-ing link in months I don't orbit over before clicking.



You Froster - clickie for you. Bravo!

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/16/2004 12:25 PM

Flash forward to January, 2005 edition of the National Enquirer.



The headline will read,



"I WAS MARTHA STEWART'S LESBIAN LOVER IN PRISON"



Wanna bet?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/16/2004 12:32 PM

Let this be a lesson to all home-decorating moguls out there. If you try and make less than one tenth of one percent of you net worth through insider trading, the SEC has your number.

161,353 14
07/16/2004 12:32 PM

We're watching you, Paige Davis.

snappleapple 167 8
07/16/2004 12:34 PM

hahahahhahaha....there IS something about her...shes too quirky for her own good...

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/16/2004 12:42 PM

"Yes! We finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the public by companies like Enron, Global Crossing, and Tyco we finally got the ring leader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle." --Jon Stewart