Teh Porn Producer: High on life! .. or something 7,627 9
07/16/2004 02:08 PM

Shortly after passing the encouragement, a pile up ensued.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/16/2004 02:13 PM

Oh mon dieu! Un parapluie suisse de fromage!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/16/2004 02:14 PM

Trixxie waved at the bikers; causing them speed away.

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/16/2004 02:16 PM

Wendy failed to realize that the cyclists were either gay, missing their nuts, or both.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/16/2004 02:16 PM

Fratberry's flag-carrying, bikini-wearing university students branch out to new avenues.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/16/2004 02:16 PM

Even after his surprise appearance change, Richard Virenque is still proclaiming he did not use performance enhancing hormones.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/16/2004 02:21 PM

Insane woman dares cyclists to just try it with "no hands."

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/16/2004 02:21 PM

"Lance's ball twitched"

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/16/2004 02:22 PM

The former Mrs. Armstrong is once again open for business.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/16/2004 02:29 PM

<action> translates, to make sure it really isn't funny.</action>Sacre bleu! A swiss cheese umbrella!



(Hint: All spandex wearing bicyclists are gay.)

(Hint: She's not that pretty anyway. Trust me.)

(Hint: Sacre bleu! means Holy Shakespeare! in Bicyclish.)

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/16/2004 02:29 PM

Chicken Little's cries go unanswered as men in helmets flee the town.

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
07/16/2004 02:38 PM

Tour de Skanky Hos.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/16/2004 02:40 PM

Look at me! I'm wearing a bikini so I get a nice tan. And I'm carrying an umbrella to protect myself from the sun!

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/16/2004 02:48 PM

Look at me! I'm wearing a bikini so I get a nice tan. And I'm carrying an umbrella to protect myself from the sun!



Dumbass.

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/16/2004 02:50 PM

Heh! and mon deu is my god, sacre blue is sacred blue, or Oh my god.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
07/16/2004 02:58 PM

New safety measures: after inconclusive tests with Nascar-inspired yellow flags to slow the race down, Tour de France officials have come up with a new, innovative way that proves a lot more efficient.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/16/2004 03:04 PM

Gabriella's tries to discover the truth, using the only tools she has. Does Lance really only have one nut?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/16/2004 03:22 PM

Heh! and mon deu is my god, sacre blue is sacred blue, or Oh my god.



In French, maybe. Sheesh.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/16/2004 03:38 PM

Did you call me a dumbass?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/16/2004 03:53 PM

No.



I called the 'me' in your post a dumbass. I the me in your post is the same 'me' that you call yourself...I'm confused.

Gonzo 20,522 17
07/16/2004 04:19 PM

"The extremely horny and confused woman was quite disappointed when the 'Large Peleton' finally arrived."

lawnturds 73 8
07/16/2004 05:21 PM

Mom! you gotta stop wearing your bikini to my bike races

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/16/2004 05:26 PM

"Missy's high school cheerleading days behind her, she still tried to encourage her local sports heros. Sadly, Missy's sagging breasts and hairy stomach have caused trouble, and she's had to pander for attenion by the roadside. I hear her "splits" still draw a crowd.

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/16/2004 05:28 PM

I hear her "splits" still draw a crowd.



Only because people keep tripping and falling over her flappy cooBLAM

Nydus Canal 490 11
07/16/2004 05:42 PM

Keep peddling, keep peddling, avoid eye contact...

Errol 10,584 9
07/16/2004 05:50 PM

The french institute a new program to try to discourage American tourists from visiting. These "Hairy French Woman" are stationed throughout the country.

lawnturds 73 8
07/16/2004 05:51 PM

who wants a moustache ride?

lawnturds 73 8
07/16/2004 05:52 PM

from the front, i'm sure it looks like she has don king in a headlock.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/16/2004 06:09 PM

Thank you for clearing that up Snork. I'd hate being called a dumbass for the seventh time today.

JuggaloMKV 12,538 15
07/16/2004 10:22 PM

dumbass



Sorry, I couldnt resist.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/17/2004 02:45 AM

You like riding bikes fellas? Well, nice to meet ya, I'm Bike

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
07/17/2004 04:03 AM

Fellow bike rider: "Hey Lance you really need to take your dates home before you come to race."



Lance Armstrong: "But dude, I over sleep and didn't have time to take her back to her car."

CoachKnox 60 8
07/17/2004 06:46 AM

"An enthusiastic fan reminds the bike-riders of their grandmother's cleavage." (FG)

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/17/2004 07:54 AM

Madame Andre' decided to put her bra back on after the realization that she is no longer une jeune fille and her best years might have passed her by.

This all became evident when a passing cyclyst, tossed her a tire patch kit, and air pump, thinking she undoubtedly had not one, but a pair of flats.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/18/2004 07:22 AM

"Attack of the NLIs part II: Boring Sunday."

Zoickiloftin 452 13
07/18/2004 07:36 AM

'Rider number 15981 knew his only way of winning the race would be to send out his father in a bikini to distract the other pansy riders.'

Datei nicht gefunden! 12,005 12
07/18/2004 09:14 PM

Breckin Meyer has a lumpy butt.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/19/2004 04:46 PM

"Casual Day has gone too far."

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/19/2004 05:30 PM

Breckin Meyer has a lumpy butt.



Now that's just stupid.

























































Breckin Meyer isn't nearly that tall.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/20/2004 01:07 AM

yeeeah. the revised version was much better. do we have to go to 100 on all of these?

Booger Cube 277 9
07/20/2004 10:05 PM

Desperate for man-meat; Doris attempted to lull the cyclists to sleep with her undulous triangles of madness. Whereupon their lives would be forever tainted.

TiE TiE 178 8
07/21/2004 07:18 AM

"Were's the beff"?

Happy Fun Ball 852 9
07/21/2004 02:05 PM

As onlookers watch with mixed emotions Fifi, the hooker with a heart of gold, gives encouragement to Frances 101 A Company mobile armor division as they triumphantly return home after yet another successful retreat.

Stab Stably 28 8
07/22/2004 09:24 PM

"Bloody" Mary could only stand on the side and cheer... she was disqualified from the race for having an irregular cycle.

8 8
07/23/2004 01:52 PM

An aging Mary poppins is reduced to whoring herself after after her career as a witch/nanny went down the drain.

10 8
07/24/2004 12:02 AM

Biker1: look, since when do our fans do vertical splits to cheer us on.

Biker 2: Yeah...the lady on the left has a lot more flexibility in her legs. The hair, you know shes french

Josh Stone 58 8
07/24/2004 02:21 AM

Upon seeing the scantily clad woman, the riders all breathed a sigh of relief. After all, there are only so many holes on a bicycle.