the flying nun 1,412 10
07/17/2004 07:26 PM

Good job, but noobs may not haze their kindred.

Stiletto: Slappy McGee pt.3 469 9
07/17/2004 07:28 PM

Uh, TFN? Yeah, click on her name... that isn't a n00b.

Pampered Princess 171,270 14
07/17/2004 07:30 PM

Nun honey give me a reason to hurt you right now. Pretty please.

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
07/17/2004 07:33 PM

Princess, I gotta agree wik ya; I thought the purpose of GAB was to be funny, not rip people's veins out like a psycho bitch! Her attacks definately aren't funny (or original)...

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/17/2004 07:33 PM

open forum? Are we n00bs not allowed to defend ourselves? are we not human? if you prick us, do we not bleed? If you hurt us, do we not cry? If you stick vibrating devices into our anus's, do we not... wait.. what .. what was goin on?

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/17/2004 07:54 PM

Princess--





Hi. How are you? Glad you got all that off your chest, because heaven FORBID we should express how we truly feel here. I see that you set this time aside to humiliate yourself.



For the record, I never claimed to be special in any way.



I understand everything - except what you're saying.



I'm not surprised, however, that you feel compelled to defend a loser, as you feel your species is at risk.



Thank you for starting yet ANOTHER thread directed at me. In doing so, you have been about as Frost-ing useful as a pocket Poe to Richard Simmons.



Not to burst your little bubble, missy, but I'm not here to make friends and get into the "click connection" that you old-timers have going on. I'm here to post freely. This IS an open forum, last I checked. I don't insult anyone unless they insult me first. If you don't like me, well, good, I like you too. If you don't, well, I'd tell you to go Frost yourself and the horse you rode in on, but I'd say you probably already have.



So, in conclusion, thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view - now Frost off. You are about as welcome as a condom machine in the Vatican.



Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/17/2004 08:17 PM

Did someone turn my swearbot on?

the flying nun 1,412 10
07/17/2004 08:21 PM

I already did that to TTJ. I've got to start checking.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/17/2004 08:21 PM

Whoops.



Should read: If you don't like me, well, good, I like you too.



In all seriousness, GABbers. I'm not here to piss off anyone or make anyone cry. I don't mind getting myself burned a few times on here. Don't mean to sound like queer, but I find fire very romantic.



If anyone's noticed, Demo was right when he said I tailor my responses to the posts that trigger them. Maybe if you quit being an Emerson to me, I can actually be pretty keen.



Have a nice day.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/17/2004 08:28 PM

Isn't demomonkey a n00b? I gotta start reading this Shakespeare!

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/17/2004 08:37 PM

Sorry daggy, but I tried to tell them to send you a copy of the memo.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
07/17/2004 08:40 PM

Someone can start a thread about me. I won't mind.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/17/2004 08:44 PM

Anita, You are the one who decided to sign up here. You're here under the assumption that you have half a brain and opposable thumbs. Step up to the plate and Frost-ing prove there's more to you than that and quit whining or get used to having a thin coat of barbeque sauce on your ass.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/17/2004 08:53 PM

Apparently, 38 clickies make you bold enough to post stupid-ass crap here.



Boo-Boo: Get lost, or that won't just be a clever name you've got there.



And STFU.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/17/2004 09:05 PM

Hey! Anyone remember Bop Bags?



You see this is how they work:

When you punch it, it falls completely back to the floor, but the wacky thing that happens next, is it comes flying back at you with twice the force. You know how you get it to stop coming back at you? You walk away.



So, yeah, that's my favorite toy.



What? Wrong thread? Oh crap, sorry.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/17/2004 09:08 PM

<action>yawns</action>

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/17/2004 09:08 PM

some people are too sensitive to be here.



heat.kitchen.exit

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/17/2004 09:19 PM

<action> gets pelted.</action>



Wow, and I thought that was pretty clever on my part...

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/17/2004 09:21 PM

oooh someone didn't like my comment.



My, my we are sensitive aren't we!



And I didn't even name who I was thinking of. Shame on you.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/17/2004 09:22 PM

phla your favourite toy was funny.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/17/2004 09:23 PM

Thank you. I appreciate that.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/17/2004 09:25 PM

Okay, let me try something...



Flowers, puppy dogs, rainbows, chocolate hearts, and fuzzy wuzzy teddy bears.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/17/2004 09:26 PM

<action>vomits</action>

you forgot the puppy dogs and butterflies.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/17/2004 09:27 PM

no you didn't forget the puppy dogs. I just glossed over that bit.



sorry. Speed reading, not good.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/17/2004 09:29 PM

<action> gets pelted again. </action>

Yeah. That's what I thought.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/17/2004 09:33 PM

How can you say you're misunderstood? You're an idiot-there's not a whole lot that needs understanding there. If you don't like what I'm saying, then either shut up or do something about it, besides running around negatively rating people for not buying into your dribble. And if you think I'm leaving at anytime on account of your bitter bitchy behavior then please do me the favor of holding your breath while you're waiting.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/17/2004 09:34 PM

I'm pretty sure my "Bop Bag" wasn't called a "Bop Bag"

It was "Bozo" too, not the generic clown from the cheap paint by number oil paintings they have displayed in hotel rooms across the midwest.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/17/2004 09:41 PM

Good intent there Phla, but I'm guessing that the clown would have been knifed by now if used in an attempt to channel agressions in here. That is a deffinate weakness of the Bop Bag, being vunerable to knife attacks.

Doubt they were popular in America's ghettos.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/17/2004 09:42 PM

Shhh! If we stop talking about it, maybe the mahas will stop. Shh!

Pampered Princess 171,270 14
07/18/2004 02:08 AM

Looks like I left way to Frost-ing soon. I don't care who likes you or is willing to take up for you frankly, I just think youre an ass.

You haven't a Frost-ing clue in hell if you think Wormy is a loser and you saying that really just shows what kind of idiot I'm dealing with here.

I have made no enemies at this site and this is the first time I have chosen to tell you/ anyone like it is. I'm sure it wont be the last.

Youve seem to have gotten a little to big for your britches and are just begging to be shot down. So if telling me to Frost off is how you get "pretty keen" I can see the wit just pouring from your feeble mind. Take your nice day and shove it up your ass.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:12 AM

Just leave Anita alone. Who gives a Shakespeare if she is new or not. She has made me laugh a few times.



Drop the negativity and let love rule (Quoted from Lenny Kravitz).

Flying Hippo, Looking for a new name 1,246 10
07/18/2004 02:12 AM

...

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/18/2004 03:07 AM

Pampered Princess your being a whiney bitch. Don't get your panies in a wad because someone burned your worm. This is zug, it is what people do here. Sure, it gets crazy, but making serious threats to hurt someone if pretty stupid. Take your pills and relax. Most of the posts I do and others are in good fun, even the insults. You think we all have some deep personal vengenance against anyone here? I swear, I would just wish some of you guys would wash the sand out of your vaginas and learn to have fun. Anyhoo, I am bored now. goodbye

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 03:10 AM

Hyperspaz - you are correct, sir.



But please don't say anyhoo - that is a total pet peeve of mine.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/18/2004 05:04 AM

someone burned your worm



you'll pardon me if i disagree.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/18/2004 05:05 AM

I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes

Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do

I tidied up my point of view

Anita new attitude

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
07/18/2004 05:06 AM

Oh, I'll burn worm. I'll burn him witht he fires of my LOINS!

ringworm 68,315 13
07/18/2004 05:18 AM

You made me promises, promises

You knew you'd never keep

Promises, promises

Why do I believe?

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
07/18/2004 05:21 AM

Wormy, I love you now more than I have ever loved a GABber.

Killer Beryl 145 8
07/19/2004 03:59 AM

You people can be very Frost-ing immature sometimes.



Anita Get Over Myself: Having a separate 'maha' account, on a site dedicated to 'teh funny' as you insist on calling it, is pathetic.



Chance: If you have nothing better to do than haze noobs, (as I have experienced personally - over a simple misunderstanding) may I suggest you get a life. And I don't care how long you've been here.

Pampered Princess 171,270 14
07/19/2004 08:05 AM

KB- I don't HAZE noobs. Thats not my schtick. If youre an idiot now, who can blame me for pointing that out.

Nachos - Hardcore since...well, never really... 57,521 23
07/19/2004 08:18 AM

<action>sits, rocking back and forth with his hands over his ears...</action>If I can't hear it, it's not happening...



LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 08:21 AM

Nachos can hear the internet!

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/19/2004 08:23 AM

I'm getting sick of nun telling every n00b they can't dish out some hate. STFU, that's not hazing, that's me getting pissed off cause you're impeding others rights.

Nachos - Hardcore since...well, never really... 57,521 23
07/19/2004 08:26 AM

Snork, those same powers allow me to see you through your monitor.



Pervert.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 08:33 AM

<action> blushing a deep bordeaux red </action>



I...uh, he he

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 09:39 AM

I think you all have way to much sand in your vaginas.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 09:42 AM

The sandman cometh!

Chance has cooties in her mouth 171,270 14
07/19/2004 09:59 AM

uh uh not me! I use new Sand Away. Endorsed by Kittuns vagina.

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 10:01 AM

I use sand lite, or sand with lemon twist.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/19/2004 10:03 AM

Wait! Kittun's vagina has infomercials?

Chance has cooties in her mouth 171,270 14
07/19/2004 10:09 AM

AND HOW!

Nachos - Hardcore since...well, never really... 57,521 23
07/19/2004 10:12 AM

Just watch out for spittle...it's got a bit of a lisp....

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/19/2004 11:12 AM

The great part about Anita's maha account is that she doesn't just maha the post in which it is proclaimed, once again, what a retarded Frostbag she is, but she will also go to your profile and maha your other four "Latest Posts." She's really hitting us where it hurts!!

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
07/19/2004 01:54 PM

<The great part about Anita's maha account is that she doesn't just maha the post in which it is proclaimed, once again, what a retarded Frostbag she is, but she will also go to your profile and maha your other four "Latest Posts." She's really hitting us where it hurts!!>



Mavis, now I feel neglected; I've been on GAB for four or five months now, and had not received a single maha, until this weekend. As of today, I have two. TWO?!? WTF,over? Anita, you're not living up to your psycho-bitch rep; where are MY mahas??? C'mon, click it. CLICK IT! You know you want to!

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/19/2004 02:10 PM

I think that Anita is getting a hard rap here. There are plenty of folks who rip eachother apart. The difference is that these people have been here a long time and do said ripping in an entertaining, clever manner. I find Anitas post, for the most part (I'll admit, I've given her a clickie or two) to be unnecessarily vicious and crude.



The fact that she, like myself, is a n00b and readily butting heads with those who have been here forever may contribute to the distaste many of us have for her.



I'm sure a few of my MANY recent maha's has come from the above mentioned vindictive Carroll. But that's fine. This IS an open forum, Anita. You are correct. However, you can't keep defending yourself claiming to not be a complete Frost-ing bitch in ways that prove just that.



Mean sometimes is funny. Sexy sometimes is funny. I want to like you, Anita, I really do. But you just make it so Frost-ing hard!



I'm prepared for your normal barrage of insults in response to my post. I'm sure I'll be called a 'tard and told to Frost something. So let's hear another one of your ever original and clever jabs! I'll get my clickie finger ready.

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/19/2004 02:12 PM

Sy, I just took a look at your account, and I must say, you are liberal with the Mahas!





You go boy.

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
07/19/2004 09:39 PM

SHP, a 12 to 1 ratio is liberal??? Besides, the overwhelming majority of those 14 mahas were given out this weekend to a certain venomous snake that attacked anyone to wouldn't kiss her ass. And from what I saw, it ain't all that, ya know?

dinesh 24,862 16
07/19/2004 11:14 PM

i think i'm ashamed to talk to most of the Shakespearestirrers in this thread. if you want to catfight, take it outside, back to the junio high playground, where it belongs.

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/19/2004 11:21 PM

Well, if nobody else is willing to admit it, I will. I live for this stuff. It's like a soap opera, except with retardeds. It fills me with glee.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
07/19/2004 11:22 PM

You know ringworm isn't allowed near the junior high playgrounds anymore!

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
07/19/2004 11:24 PM

He kept telling the chicks they all had nice racks.

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/19/2004 11:25 PM

Junior high? That girl was only 10.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/19/2004 11:28 PM

god, i so do not live for this stuff. it makes the baby jesus cry.



and in all seriousness, it makes me consider leaving this place. so very lame, mean spirited, and (to me) not at all funny.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/19/2004 11:55 PM

Damn! Who lit the fuse on your tampons?

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
07/20/2004 12:23 AM

Ok let me see if I got this right.

One female told the other female to get funny or Frost off, other female said she was a n00b and can't be funny, so she is going to make every ones else life as bad as hers.

Do I got this right so far?

superturkey 6,678 0
07/20/2004 12:58 AM

i like farts.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/20/2004 01:17 AM

you like my farts, turkeysniffer.

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/20/2004 01:23 AM

"Have a nice day"

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/20/2004 01:27 AM

Happy Birthday frogger. Just think, on this day (insert age) years ago, your dad was thinking "sweet, now we can start banging again!"

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/20/2004 01:28 AM

Shakespeare. Kill me. Kill me now.