Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/18/2004 02:17 AM

I'd imagine nose-picking would become a bit more complicated.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,005 15
07/18/2004 02:18 AM

People with their nose peirced always seem slightly snotty to me. Mmm... mucus. It can look ok, very small nice ones, but mostly it just looks cheap.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/18/2004 02:20 AM

If you'll be able to blow snot out it, blow-hole style, I'd say go for it.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:20 AM

Do it - as long as it is just a little flat stud.



I had a little silver one that looked cute - until I had to be a 'business woman' -



don't do a big ass diamond or a bull hook.

Calliope 927 9
07/18/2004 02:21 AM

Yeah, I'd say my biggest concern was looking cheap and bitchy.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,005 15
07/18/2004 02:22 AM

Yeah, really small flat ones can look really nice. Depends on the rest of you though, anything will look cheap on someone with too much makeup and hooker clothes.

Calliope 927 9
07/18/2004 02:22 AM

But the Indian women at my work have them and they look really good!

Sesqui 208 9
07/18/2004 02:23 AM

My cousin's fianc has his nose pierced, along with about 15 other piercing, even my 80 year old Nana thinks he looks a bit queer.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:23 AM

Naw - the little flat studs are hot.



Looks like a sparkly freckle.



Do it - unless you are interviewing for a good gig.

Lunchbear 14,644 10
07/18/2004 02:23 AM

i think your biggest concern should be looking like a total sellout whore.



so, leave the piercing alone, and it leaves you plenty of time to contemplate why youre even here on this earth, posting and annoying us with your drivel about wanting to look cool and punk.*





*punk in the authentic, avril lavigne sense

Calliope 927 9
07/18/2004 02:24 AM

The thing is that I don't wear a lot of makeup or hooker clothes. Actually I dress pretty normal and am a really big prude. Hmm...clashing images...

Calliope 927 9
07/18/2004 02:25 AM

*pukes a little* Being "punk" is the last thing on my mind!!

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:26 AM

No - do it if you want to. And if you are actually thinking about it that is good.



I waited 6 years to create my tattoo and where I wanted it.



So, just wait as long as you need to.

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/18/2004 02:26 AM

Whenever I see someone with a nose ring I think to myself, "you know, that would be a great place to hang my keys."

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:27 AM

She's not gonna get a RING - just a little cute stud...right?

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:30 AM

Think of the girl from Coal Chamber and her pierced upper mouth - I think that is cute for her and what she does for a living.



I love little stud nose piercings and was thinking of getting one myself - but I don't think my clients would dig it.

Calliope 927 9
07/18/2004 02:30 AM

No, not a ring....definately a stud, I think a diamond one would look nice.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:32 AM

hmmm - not a diamond - unless it is small.



Check out the little flat silver studs. They are cool and lay flat against your nose like a little sparkle.

Sesqui 208 9
07/18/2004 02:34 AM

Don't worry about being punk, this guy had a orange mohawk and no top on.

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,005 15
07/18/2004 02:35 AM

Sesqui, you Frost-ing n00b. Get back in your cuboard.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:39 AM

Oh Shakespeare! that was funny!



I just watched the Indian in the Cupboard with my daughter!



Holy Shakespeare!

Daggy 86,640 14
07/18/2004 02:40 AM

I got my nose pierced 22 years ago when it was cool and nobody else was doing it. I had a tiny little flat stud. Hurt like Frost when I forgot about it and blew my nose. Also... I kept getting it caught in the pillowcase while I slept and had to search the bed for it in the morning.



Oh yeah. And put your hand over when you sneeze unless you want to inadvertently stab someone in the neck.



I took mine out when other... less cool people started copying me.



Yes... It's true. I started the world nose piercing trend!

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:43 AM

Depends on what kind of nose you have.



Remember when Wally on Leave It To Beaver was all freaked out about that girl calling his nose a pug nose.



I know I am older than most of you, so just humor me.

Calliope 927 9
07/18/2004 02:43 AM

Aren't there any good reasons to do it? or is it just a sea of difficulty blowing my nose, looking like I'm trying to be cool, accidently hitting it, and looking skanky???

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:46 AM

Do it if you think it makes you look hot.



Put a little sticker on your nose for a day and see how you feel.

Daggy 86,640 14
07/18/2004 02:46 AM

No. Only losers do it now.

Calliope 927 9
07/18/2004 02:47 AM

Hm...wouldn't want to be some sort of a copycat loser, so....I'll just have to think of something new and rebellious...

Daggy 86,640 14
07/18/2004 02:48 AM

Yeh. Put a sticker on your nose that says 'I am a loser'.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:49 AM

Create your own tattoo.



Just put it in a place where you can see it - and if you have a good job and need to wear a suit that no one else sees it.

Calliope 927 9
07/18/2004 02:50 AM

Awesome! I already have a whole roll of stickers that say "I am a loser" that I wear on my forhead everyday, so it'll be no problem to just move it down to my nose!!

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:51 AM

hmmmm - Daggy must be pent up.



Express yourself.



Don't you remember Madonna?

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:53 AM

Calliope - I say do it up.



If you are young and can pull it off. Do it.



You will get a good job later - but for now you will have a hot ass nose.

Daggy 86,640 14
07/18/2004 02:54 AM

You keep out of this Amy! I'm jumping on the angry bandwagon.



That's right... the bandgrywagon.

Calliope 927 9
07/18/2004 02:54 AM

hot ass nose - awesome

Miracles 22,430 0
07/18/2004 02:55 AM

Stop calling me Amy, and stop making up words.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/18/2004 05:11 AM

get your pancreas pierced instead. people will think you're hardcore.

Stinks of Mediocrity 1,200 9
07/18/2004 05:44 AM

You should get a nose ring! But make sure to also get your clit (dirty, dirty word) pierced and have a chain running between the two. That way, whenever you sneeze you can have an orgasm! Or whenever you have an orgasm, you can rip your nose off!!!



Hey, by the way, nose rings are retarded.

SpiceyToppedJane 173,911 15
07/18/2004 05:59 AM

Nothin' says trashy like a third hole in your nose.

The mysterious Snork 45,631 12
07/18/2004 06:12 AM

<action>Here I come to save the day!</action>



First you have to show us your boobs.

Livewire 78,229 12
07/18/2004 08:33 AM

Don't listen to anyone else. It's important to express your individuality. Do your own thing. Don't just be a "joiner", show them all how different you are. A nose piercing lets people know that you're your own person.



There are millions and millions of people with nose piercings, so I recommend you join those people expressing their uniqueness, and get a nose piercing just like them.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/18/2004 09:00 AM

why stop at one :

try this

The mysterious Snork 45,631 12
07/18/2004 09:04 AM

It would be criminal to get one if you've got the wrong type of boobage...

Chit From Shine-ola 178,075 15
07/18/2004 09:50 AM

When I was growing up we had to keep all our fishing tackle in a box, or maybe a creel, but lug it around the Frost-ing lake all day.



Spoiled punks today, with lures in their eyes, nose, belly, nipples, Coleridges, and even in their god damned flappy cooter jowls .



(reminds me, We had to buy stink bait too..... from the Frost-ing store)

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/18/2004 12:32 PM

if you have to ask what others think about something you are thinking of doing then maybe you shouldn't be doing it.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 114,969 33
07/18/2004 01:56 PM

I like the people who pierce the middle part of their noses. Nothing says "I'm an in-duh-vidual" like wearing the latest in cattle fashion.



Moooooo!

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
07/18/2004 03:06 PM

Have you ever heard of "forking" your tongue? That's horribly stupid individualistic.



I was going to include a link, but the pictures make me throw up, and I wouldn't want to put anyone through that.

Blue Dolphin 2,598 8
07/18/2004 03:17 PM

<action>uses Trae's semi-old joke</action>

Have you thought about getting your uvula pierced?

The mysterious Snork 45,631 12
07/18/2004 04:48 PM

Done and done!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,846 22
07/18/2004 05:15 PM

A nose-piercing will improve your chances of becoming a Suicide Girl by 70%.



But when considering cutting-edge-coolness, I urge you to check out the Lunachicks song where they sing, "I'll pierce my colon so my Shakespeare comes out like Play-Doh. . ."

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/18/2004 05:21 PM

As one of older persuasion I find it ironic thta the clothes I used to by in thrift stores, and was ostracized for wearing can now be bought at K-Mart and are seen on talentless stars that will hopefully be featured on "Where Are They Now?" in 15 years.



Tattoos and piercings are the same. The trendy factor makes me glad that my body resisted their presence. (I had my nose pierced twice and both times it became horribly infected. I looked like W.C. Fields with a coke problem!)



I find nose rings on "normal" folk funny.

Calliope 927 9
07/19/2004 02:13 AM

Today at work I saw all kinds of people with their noses pierced: Indian women, a pregnant lady, and chick with a ring in her nose, and a girl that I know is in junior high in my town.

The Merry Snork 45,631 12
08/04/2004 09:26 AM

Somebody hold me.

Daggy 86,640 14
08/04/2004 09:30 AM

You see?! Nose piercing kills valuable brain cells!

The Merry Snork 45,631 12
08/04/2004 09:32 AM

Nausheen just killed all my brain cells.

Daggy 86,640 14
08/04/2004 09:36 AM

26 spelling mistakes..... not to mention the grammar.



HEHE:)

Flourescent Sombrero 91,270 9
08/04/2004 11:24 AM

Cmon daggy, dont be a h8r!

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 114,969 33
08/04/2004 11:28 AM

<action>hands Sombrero a bottle of Haterade.</action>Chug it down, man.

(Chris Garrett) Jacques Strap 86,932 12
08/04/2004 11:30 AM

Please Nausheen.....register, and come join our forum, so we can totally Frost you in the asswelcome you with open arms.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,270 9
08/04/2004 11:30 AM

OMG!! LOLOL!!!!!!!1111fiftythr--BLAM!

The High Priestess, Bow to me Slaves! 58,193 29
08/09/2004 11:50 PM

Where are your spaces?

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/09/2004 11:51 PM

Silly priestess. There's no space between peniswrinkles.

DeMeNtEd_DoLLy 4 8
08/10/2004 12:01 AM

ya,jeez thats why their wrinkleS,PLURAL...hahaha

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
08/10/2004 12:03 AM

All in favor of changing New Member login into a labyrinth, say 'Aye.'

Lunchboxxx. Daggy, please clean your anal beads. 14,644 10
08/10/2004 12:09 AM

i think your biggest concern should be looking like a total sellout whore.



so, leave the piercing alone, and it leaves you plenty of time to contemplate why youre even here on this earth, posting and annoying us with your drivel about wanting to look cool and punk.*





*punk in the authentic, avril lavigne sense



hmm, i guess i should update this for this month: * punk in the authentic, hardcore, ashley simpson sense. whore.

The High Priestess, Bow to me Slaves! 58,193 29
08/10/2004 12:12 AM

AYE!

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
08/10/2004 12:42 AM

AYE!!

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
08/10/2004 12:43 AM

CAPTAIN!

Squeaks 359 8
08/10/2004 02:58 AM

Calliope, if you really want a nose piercing, I say go for it. I love mine, though I didn't get it to be all "punk" or even "cool". I got my nose pierced because school was so boring that I needed a shiny object implanted into my body that I could stare at.

Lunchboxxx. Daggy, please clean your anal beads. 14,644 10
08/10/2004 03:31 AM

you could always just stab a Frost-ing knife or a compass into your body. that would give you something to stare at and shut the Frost up.

Fluro 14,139 11
08/10/2004 04:22 AM

People who get heaps of peircings do, indeed suck. It the best way to show how much you really crave attention.

Pegleg Chickens 282,015 58
08/10/2004 06:31 AM

So, to summarize,



Yes, get your piercing if you are braindead or want to communicate same. Cause society will consider you a Frost-ing idiot an your job prospects will be limited to at the top end, waitressing at Applebees. No managerial of course.

Frogpop 173,113 25
08/10/2004 06:37 AM

..except at Hot Topic.

Emenius - NO IS FIRE! 1,433 10
08/10/2004 06:52 AM

Why do all the ugly fat girls get various piercings? Is it so they have something else to blame when they're sitting around waiting for someone to actually contact them?

The Merry Snork 45,631 12
08/10/2004 06:56 AM

<action> thinking: Aye? Pointy metal objects? this must be a pirate thread! </action>



Arrg, me mates, we should make the noobs walk the plank! Arg!

Lunchbox hates n00b handjobbing. 14,644 10
08/10/2004 04:00 PM

<action>pushes snork off the plank. sharks devour. the end.</action>

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
08/10/2004 04:02 PM

Yeah... Ermm. Frostin n00bs.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,287 14
08/10/2004 04:03 PM

I wanted to get my nose pierced so I could be like Tupac Shakur. Turns out he's black. And dead.

Lunchbox hates n00b handjobbing. 14,644 10
08/10/2004 04:05 PM

..but you could make millions post-mortem. think about it, man.

The Merry Snork 45,631 12
08/10/2004 04:08 PM

I'll come back to haunt you.

teh porn producer says i suck at teh life 7,627 9
09/03/2004 04:58 PM

What's a smarmy prick?

President Sombrero Smooth 91,270 9
09/03/2004 05:00 PM

Actually, We're Moxious, Not smarmy.









Emerson.

Crushing Black Oblivion 1,294 8
09/03/2004 05:01 PM

A penis that's heavy on the smarm.

SaltyDave 3,588 9
09/03/2004 05:03 PM

as long as it doeant interfere with the path of the coke....

President Sombrero Smooth 91,270 9
09/03/2004 05:05 PM

Not if you use the other nostril. Jeeze, Everyone should know that.

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
09/03/2004 09:22 PM

If a girl has a peirced tounge, she'll probably suck your dick.

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
09/03/2004 09:23 PM

If a guy has a periced tounge, he'll probably suck your dick.



Thank you Chris Rock. "No Sex in the Champange Room"

Dogs Akimbo 205,278 31
09/03/2004 09:29 PM

I have two holes in my nose.

Chickens' Singing Starfish 282,015 58
09/03/2004 09:35 PM

OH YES, BY ALL MEANS START DOWN YOUR SLIPPERY SLOPE MISSY.

Dogs Akimbo 205,278 31
09/03/2004 09:36 PM

And why is it always me who's stuck behind her at the metal detector at the airport?

El Hammerheado 59,398 14
09/06/2004 01:26 AM

<action>so wishes he could smack this dumbFrost upside the head with the sarcasm stick.</action>

Gabe 9,232 12
09/06/2004 01:29 AM

I think nose studs look good. My wife has been toying with the idea of getting one. I keep telling her she should.



The OB that just delivered our baby had a nose stud. I remember because I was trying to look somewhere other than my wife's gaping crotch.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
09/06/2004 01:37 AM

<action>snickers</action>



daftreason thinks we all wear underwear.

Almighty Queen Ashtaroth 8 8
09/06/2004 07:52 AM

Calliope - if you really want to get it done, go for it.



I have mine done, and I just have a small flat stud and it looks nice.



I too, wear "normal" clothes - no punk* (avril style!) for me!



So, think about it. It doesn't really hurt, and the pain is actually quite nice. in an S&M kind of way.



... I'm going back to my noobie hole now.

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/06/2004 12:17 PM

Nausheen, I feel dumber for having read that post. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. It filled the void that was left when i stopped going to church.

Calliope 927 9
09/09/2004 10:09 PM

Wow...I was surprised to see my thread back on the list considering I started it 2 months ago. Wouldn't you people think that 2 months later I would have made a decision by now!? I've matured quite a bit in the past 2 months (obviously, since I've stopped posting on zug so much) and I've decided to not pierce my nose. So, you no longer need to explained to me the pros and cons of getting a nose piercing.

What's it all about, Chickens? 282,015 58
09/09/2004 10:12 PM

You've matured? In two months? Good thing we weren't talking about a tat.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 14
09/09/2004 10:29 PM

And to think I'm in the middle of picking up the human pincusion act as we speak. My only problem is that the skin on my upper forearm is tough as hell, and I'm jabbing, and I'm pushing, and I can't even get these 18 gauge 5 inch long doll needles into my arm.





As for a nose piercing, I love the septum piercing... it is so hot.

newwave 45,912 9
03/01/2005 03:33 PM

<action>weeps, gets snot in nose ring</action>

Chit Eating Grin 178,075 15
03/01/2005 03:47 PM

It all depends on the person.Im a punk, it's where nose rings all started







I thought it all started with Bulls ?

Mr. Sir 66,708 9
03/01/2005 03:50 PM

It all depends on the person.Im a punk, it's where nose rings all started





Cavemen were punks?

Potrzebie 1,790 8
03/01/2005 03:50 PM

No, it all started when God said "Let there be light", dumbass!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/01/2005 03:50 PM

I just put a 14 inch plate in my lip. Frost did that hurt.



But, I mean, I do what I can, I'm a Jock. And thats where those things all started, you know..

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/01/2005 03:53 PM

See!? Its Larry Bird!

Chit Eating Grin 178,075 15
03/01/2005 04:00 PM

I cant wait till they start sporting the rings around the neck again.



Now that is some sexy Shakespeare there.



It actually doesn't stretch their neck, but instead crams their collar bone down and compresses their torso.



Whew !

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/01/2005 04:08 PM

No harm in that. It evenly spaces the mouth, boobs and hoohaw.