Fratberry 282,833 53
07/19/2004 09:14 AM

Desiree



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 09:23 AM

Hey, don't make fun of my name.



I bet yours is something like Pubert.

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 09:25 AM

Is it just me, or do you hate everyone?

Bankey 70,843 10
07/19/2004 09:26 AM

I think she just hates you.

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/19/2004 09:28 AM

Pubert sounds like it should be the name of a British porn star.

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 09:28 AM

restraining orders dont equal hate you know.

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/19/2004 09:32 AM

What the world needs now is love, sweet love...





Or more cheese, y'know, whichever comes first.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/19/2004 09:39 AM

I call BULLShakespeare. Nothing you do or say will make me believe that you and "him" are different people. We've got posts from both accounts, from the same computer, only minutes apart. Maybe if you come clean on what an assinine thing you did, you might earn some respect.



There are so many reason I just don't believe it. How "his" writing style is nearly identical to yours, and "his" use of certain words that would typically be used by a female suddenly stop as soon as we mention it, and "his" posts became cruder, which I can only assume you did in an attempt to come across as masculine.



So stop this charade and take your lumps like a man.

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 09:41 AM

does that mean anitas a man?

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/19/2004 09:42 AM

I believe the name is Desiree.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 09:43 AM

So stop this charade and take your lumps like a man let me have hot gay sex with you.

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 09:45 AM

Ok, does that mean Desirees a man?

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 09:46 AM

You can call bullShakespeare all you damn well please, Beebs.



We are not on the same computer. But he does reside in the room directly next to mine. As for the other similarities, he spends too much time trying to be like me, because I was always the favorite child.



You WOULD know the difference between male and female vocabulary, wouldn't you? I'm sure you got lots of practice trying to get them straight during your crossdressing stints.



Go get some medication for your hemorrhoids.

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 09:49 AM

So desiree is pretty much stepping over her own half brother to impress us?

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/19/2004 09:51 AM

She has tits, so I'm impressed.

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/19/2004 09:51 AM

I think she's choosing some people she's never even met in real life over her own flesh and blood. And they say family values are dead.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
07/19/2004 09:52 AM

Please, at least attempt to make some sense, my dear Anita.



Of course I know the difference between vocabulary used by men and women - Because I am a man, and no man I know talks like your alter-ego does.



Anyway, our resident crossdresser would be Werehamtaro, but after the operation I don't think you can call him/her that anymore, so I guess that honor now falls upon Trixxie. Have you seen her in her red bikini?

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 09:54 AM

Isn't that what I said feckoff?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 09:55 AM

Yes, but she/he said it with a flair.

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 09:56 AM

I said it while naked. doesn't that count for anything?

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/19/2004 09:57 AM

You need to have MORE than 15 pieces of flair.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 09:57 AM

Just imagine this place if everyone just talked all normal-like.



-Hello Bob

-Hello Tom

-Why did the chicken cross the road, Tom?

-I don't know Bob, why?

-Penis.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/19/2004 09:57 AM

Just wanted to see how big of a hole you had dug for yourself. You can't deny ip's or firewalls, especially if you're sticking to the, not my real brother and not on the same computer story. Surely you could think of something better then that dear?? Annd that still doesn't explain the hate mail, your brother too right?



I just want to say Thanks for sending me off to work with a smile.

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 09:59 AM

ditdah - No 15 is the bare minimum. Brain over there has 32 pieces of flair, and a terrific smile.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 10:01 AM

One of the first couple of things I did on this site was write about (a)spite maha's, and (b)the cowardice of maha accounts. I am no hypocrite. Second, I have been in GAB long enough to know that everything I post can be traced with an IP, so had it truly been a maha account I'd started, I would have never been stupid enough to have posted under it.



I couldn't care less about clickies and mahas, but I worked TOO HARD to win over what friends I do have on GAB, only to have them all pissed off at me now for something I didn't even do.



I dealt with this accordingly, and the first thing I did was write to John about it, to delete the accounts under this IP. If it deletes mine, so be it--I don't mind re-registering my name and starting over as a n00b from scratch.



I also beat the hell up out of my brother. Being the pansy-ass bitch that he is, he took it with usual whimpering. As far as his talk, well, he treads that thin line between homophobia and homosexuality.



More importantly, I wrote to people I actually give a damn about to apologize for insults I didn't even deliver. If it's one of my insults, I'll be the first person to claim it, thank you very much.



I particularly hate this idea of having to pay for sins I didn't commit.

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/19/2004 10:02 AM

I'm a bit worried about the he/she bit. It's like being back in school again- 'But mum the other boys don't have breasts' 'Yes dear, but the other girls don't have penises either'

GoBanana 590 10
07/19/2004 10:02 AM

did you beat him up with your penis?

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/19/2004 10:08 AM

Well I do certainly hope John goes over all of the information Shortbus dregged up on you, beyond the illegal activities I hope someday you realize the internet is not your playground. Go play somewhere else if all you can do is lie to everyone and act maliciously. If anyone is buying into this crap feel free to e-mail me, the proofs all right there. Don't let her use your kindness.



Good Day

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 10:11 AM

♫?

I've paid my dues

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But committed no crime

And bad mistakes

I've made a few

I've had my share of sand

Kicked in my face

But I've come through...

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/19/2004 10:13 AM

I'm going to side with anita on this one. If I introduced my friends to GAB this would be happening to me, so i'm keeping them away from it. That and they're complete idiots.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 10:13 AM

Oh, shut up and go take some Midol, or suck a Coleridge, whichever is easier for you.



I told you already that I didn't write whatever hate-mail you got, and he says he didn't either, and I actually believe him, because he may be a total dumbass, but he's a remotely honest dumbass.



I'm sure it was probably the work of one of your many adoring fans.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 10:15 AM

Just wait until the snail-mail gets to you.



He.He.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 10:18 AM

If it's a severed head I'll be really upset.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/19/2004 10:20 AM

Stick it in a jar to warn people not to Frost with you.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 10:28 AM

Well, I hope it's not a gun rack. I don't even own A gun, let alone MANY guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/19/2004 10:37 AM

This is just an idea, ya know, but, Anita, could you just start going back to being funny like when you first posted?

Chance 171,270 14
07/19/2004 01:28 PM

I got my letter today:

From: Demented I. Timberlines

About: Shy Amateur Girl Bolwing loads

(exactly how it was spelled)



I was kinda afraid to open it Anita. A simple I'm sorry would of worked.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/19/2004 01:36 PM

This thread needs more poop.











Poop.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 01:42 PM

Anita



I hate to admit it, but I'm beginning to wonder if people here have a point. I find your story about your brother making those obnoxious posts implausible. Your behavior here lately has been inexcusably rude, and I think you need to take a good careful look at your behaviour and make some

changes. I'm sorry to say that right now I don't feel I can defend you.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 01:43 PM

DemoMonkey--



How about if I pleasure you with my mouth?

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 01:46 PM

Anita



I'm happy to admit it, but I'm convinced that people here are completely wrong. I find your story about your brother making those obnoxious posts totally plausible. Your behavior here lately has been completely justified, and I think other people need to take a good careful look at your behaviour and make some

changes. I'm happy to say that right now I support you completely.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 01:47 PM

DemoMonkey--



Then how about my sweet, sweet ass?

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 01:49 PM

Anita



I'm overjoyed to admit that I am now convinced that everyone else on Gab is a complete moron. I take your story about your brother making those obnoxious posts as complete gospel and am outraged on your behalf beyond belief. Your behavior here lately has been utterly beyond reproach, nay, saintly, and I think other people need to take a good careful look at their own behaviour and then

hurl themselves from tall buildings. I'm ecstatic to say that right now, as I have finally realized, that you are greater than Jesus Christ and Gary Gygax combined.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 01:51 PM

Hey, umm.. I don't like you either Anita! I swear I don't...

<unzips pants, waits for invite to oral>

Chance 171,270 14
07/19/2004 02:12 PM

DM- have I mentioned that I swallow? Just wondering. I also do this freaky little thing with my tongue that will have you spazing for days, I'm just saying.

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/19/2004 02:14 PM

She does.

Really.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 02:15 PM

I hate you too chance...

<drops pants to floor, still waiting for an invite to oral>

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/19/2004 02:17 PM

<action>plugs his ears and takes cover in anticipation of DM's inevitable explosion</action>

Livewire 78,229 13
07/19/2004 02:18 PM

New name suggestion: Anita Betterexcuse.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 02:28 PM

<zips up pants, walks away..>

Man, I wanted oral.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 02:29 PM

Sucker!











It's gettin cold down there...

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/19/2004 02:30 PM

Don't cry, Oliver.



I'll give you Oral.



>*<

171,270 14
07/19/2004 02:36 PM

Time to floss with that











































Thong, Thong, Thong, Thong, Thong.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 02:44 PM

<rips pants off, flings them in the air, and gets caught in overhead fan>

I'll take it any way I can!!

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/19/2004 02:46 PM

Wow, this thread reeks of desperation. *sigh* Just like home.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 02:47 PM

Dizzy?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 03:13 PM

No. Not Dizzy. Just put The ceiling in there to make my excitement for finally receiving oral more dramatic. There is no celieng fan above me. I'm actually wearing my pants on my head, bottle of KY on my desk, with a picture of Oral Roberts in front of me.

superturkey 6,678 0
07/19/2004 04:38 PM

DemoMonkey



7/19/2004 12:42 pm [xbLewqsbo8i0jU7lLpEZGw]





Anita



I hate to admit it, but I'm beginning to wonder if people here have a point.



DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine!(real demo)



3/19/2004 1:52 pm [gmXh+m1uhi6eBBESe0XEYw]





now that's interesting.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/19/2004 04:40 PM

I'm so confused. You mean DemoMonkey IS Anita??? HE/SHE/IT has 3 personalities??

superturkey 6,678 0
07/19/2004 04:43 PM

no, that's not anita's IP. i'm saying someone killed oboemaster, and is taking over his other consciousness.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 04:46 PM

Because everyone here has a static IP, right? RIGHT?

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 04:49 PM

superturkey

7/19/2004 3:43 pm [b+91eKCdGiFdU89e0peNXQ]



no, that's not anita's IP. i'm saying someone killed oboemaster, and is taking over his other consciousness.



adolf h

6/03/1939 3:43 pm [b+91eKCdGiFdU89e0peNXQ]



You know, we should definitely start with Poland.







Coincidence? I think not.

superturkey 6,678 0
07/19/2004 04:51 PM

Because everyone here has a static IP, right? RIGHT?



however, both posts were made during work time, and on a weekday.

superturkey 6,678 0
07/19/2004 04:52 PM

and there is more proof. that is not a demo response. it wasn't even funny, and looks like it took a lot of time to cut and paste. if demo tried that hard, it would be funny.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 04:53 PM

Ok, can everyone post thier work schedules now as to prevent further confusion?

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 04:53 PM

Why I believe I'm being baited.



And by a master, no less.

Chance 171,270 14
07/19/2004 04:54 PM

DM- so youre here, but choose to ignore my offers for my tongue trick?

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/19/2004 04:55 PM

Ooh conspiracy theories.



Well consider this dismaying observation: Ronald Wilson Reagan (how many letters in each name??)

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 04:56 PM

I'm sorry Chance. I didn't mean to be rude.



Unfortunately, I'm into chicks.

Fratberry Vendetta 282,833 53
07/19/2004 04:58 PM

superturkey has a point, you know.

Fratberry Vendetta 282,833 53
07/19/2004 04:58 PM

No he doesn't.

Fratberry Vendetta 282,833 53
07/19/2004 04:58 PM

I don't know. Now I'm all confused.

Fratberry Vendetta 282,833 53
07/19/2004 04:59 PM

Waa, wah, WAH!









Fratberry Vendetta



7/19/2004 3:58 pm [bI3tEHDr5ba5s1YVAsmo3A]





superturkey has a point, you know.













Fratberry Vendetta



7/19/2004 3:58 pm [bI3tEHDr5bbKpSMh2x3xhg]





No he doesn't.







Fratberry Vendetta



7/19/2004 3:58 pm [bI3tEHDr5bbcuPSkUSyT4g]





I don't know. Now I'm all confused.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 04:59 PM

Isn't this investgation getting a little silly? I mean, I have used upwards to 3, maybe even 4 computers do post on GAB!

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/19/2004 05:00 PM

This proves Fratberry killed JFK!

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/19/2004 05:01 PM

Unfortunately, I'm into chicks.



BURN!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 05:04 PM

hmm, looks like my last post was too little, too late. Much like my efforts at foreplay.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/19/2004 05:07 PM

where am i?

Chance 171,270 14
07/19/2004 05:08 PM

Damn DM that really hurts. I added you to my YIM account today also. I have nothing clever or remotely funny to say here except shame on you my furry friend!

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 05:08 PM

where am i?



STFU newb.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/19/2004 05:09 PM

yoohoo!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/19/2004 05:14 PM

where am i?

STFU newb.



What the hell? This doesn't sound ANYTHING like Demo.



DM, has someone taken over your body? Are you being possessed by evil spirits? Do you need to be HEALED? Should we send a priest over?



Where oh WHERE has our faithful funny man gone?!?!



These threads are all confusing me. I need a beer.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 05:14 PM

Chance



I'm going to ignore you for several days, to show what a badass I am.



Then I'll feel guilty and start apoligizing to you online for being mean.



After that, the makeup sex.



And finally, of course, I send you the PIN numbers to my bank accounts and my car keys.



Please let me know if that schedule works for you.



Yours,

DemoMonkey

Chance 171,270 14
07/19/2004 05:18 PM

That works out great, but I will need them pin numbers and cards by Friday. Im going shopping for all the misery you have put me through.

GoatPhoenix 369 8
07/19/2004 05:31 PM

Ah, fiddlesticks.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/19/2004 05:43 PM

Dear Anita,



You Mr. ShadowLurker had politely told us last night Ms. Mr. Shadowlurker would never visit GAB again. So since you live in a dream world his bedroom is right next door, could you get some professional help tell him off to his face, instead of a place where nobody likes you unless you blow them he will never see it?



Your favorite fellow n00b to maha,

Phla

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 05:52 PM

Wait a minute. All of my tubes in that little routine got filled. All of Anitas got emptied. And the whole bit was a collaborative effort.



So why were my lines funny, and hers weren't? That's not ranking people for being funny anymore, people, it's just holding a grudge. And that's just petty.



I've said it before and I'll say it again. Gab is no place for a good straight man.

Chance 171,270 14
07/19/2004 05:56 PM

Anita has made a few enemies here. I am willing to forgive and forget. I will start over a new leaf with her if she promises not to be stupid.

No crossing your fingers behind your back either.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 06:45 PM

Sure. I'll promise to turn over a new leaf if you promise not to be stupid.



...Oh, wait, I got that backwards, didn't I?



Honestly, people, how many times do I have to say I DIDN'T FRIGGIN' DO IT?!?!?!



Whatever, I'm wasting my fingers here.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 06:47 PM

You'll have nasty old-maid fingers.

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/19/2004 06:49 PM

so wait......Fratberry's name is Pubert?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 06:50 PM

<action> unzips pants... again

Her old fingers are always welcome here.

ShadowLurker 325 8
07/19/2004 07:28 PM

Dear HALF-sister,



How appropriate for you, wait until I go to work to post a rant session about me. You are such a bitch, and all because I wanted to stick up for you. Since we are all going on about truths, let's start with your name.



Everyone, "Desiree" is her middle name, her first name is SHIRLEY.



If you want to get ass-reamed by all the Carrolls in this site while you happily kiss their asses, fine by me, just don't come crying and bitching to me later on whenever someone hurt your feelings. As for me, don't worry, in a few months I'll be moving out to live with Iamdra, and I'll be out of your hair for good, so you can freely give handjobs to all the Emersons on this site in peace.



Maybe you wouldn't be such a bitch if you got laid once in a while, you ugly skank.



Rick

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/19/2004 07:31 PM

Do you two secretly have the in-sex-t with each other?



















































































































Can I watch?

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/19/2004 07:33 PM

This is lame. If I wanted to see a brother and sister fight, I would go talk to my parents...

superturkey 6,678 0
07/19/2004 07:35 PM

i'm convinced she's telling the truth.



noone would admit their name really is shirley.

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/19/2004 07:37 PM

My given name is actually Coleridgemonkey. I go by Ted because it's my middle name.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 07:41 PM

You know, you sure know how to hit where it counts. Let's bring up not just my real name, but my sex life too, why don't we? But it doesn't matter to me. The day I give a crap what you think is the day purple monkeys fly out of my ass.



I posted what I posted knowing full well that your lazy ass wouldn't be doing anything productive other than surfing the net, so you would have seen it eventually anyway, you cum-guzzling 'tard.



As far as you moving out, well, they do say opposites attract...so I am glad that you met someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.



And, by the way, good riddance.



I'd keep insulting you with wit but it'd be wasted on you, so instead, go poke yourself in the eye with a fork.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 07:41 PM

P.S. I know you're on your way home. Please be a dear and pick up some milk and eggs on the way.

JuggaloMKV 12,538 15
07/19/2004 07:43 PM

"but my sex life too, why don't we? ... purple monkeys fly out of my ass."



Kiiiiinky

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/19/2004 08:07 PM

I hate Jerry Springer. Would somebody please change the channel?

superturkey 6,678 0
07/19/2004 08:09 PM

shut up, this is about to turn into sick porn!



just forget about the family thing, and remember anita's profile pictures.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/19/2004 08:39 PM

just forget about the family thing



It's only a Half-Family thing...



She is free to suckle his Coleridge...

Lila 78,550 13
07/19/2004 08:39 PM

Nobody hates to admit this more than me but turk has a point. She's hot like fire.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/19/2004 08:40 PM

Honeyyyyy I'm Homeeeee



Well it would definitely not be one of my enemies putting down your name on an e-mail #1,especially considering it would take alot of work to re-route back to your isp and duplicate your ip #2 still doesn't explain how 2 different computers report the same keystrokes, same harddrives and files, etc. As I said before, I'm far from being stupid, computer programming is a beautiful thing. Get some meds, you need help. May it be self-esteem issues or whatever, and again leave my breeding kids out of it. How friggen psychotic is that, babies no less!

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 08:45 PM

I'd love to know... JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!



Can you send me a copy of the damn email? my email info is in my profile.



I should at least SEE what I'm being accused of here.



And, I tried sending you an email, but since you don't have any Frostin' information posted on YOUR profile, I kinda threw a stab in the dark. Check your Yahoo! email, see if it got there.



As far as two computers with the same ISP, HELLO, we have the same connection.



THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 08:47 PM

You call BS on my brother. I call BS on your hatemail.



So now we're Even Steven.



That poor guy REALLY has a sore ass now.

Dent, Arthur Dent 12,538 15
07/19/2004 08:48 PM

I dunno, I just checked out those profile pics, and theyre pretty hot.



The flying monkeys thing though. I just dont know about that.



And what exactly is a grown woman who teaches doing living with her brother anyway?



It's... just... weird.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/19/2004 08:55 PM

I think I need a hug.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/19/2004 08:57 PM

Uh huh, if that even were the case, 2 computers, 2 different systems, 2 different dial ups unless you're on LAN, 2 different keystrokes, 2 different boot up records, 2 different DOS settings, you and "your sister/brother" have 1 computer, get your damn story straight. You've gave several different stories now. Why am I even arguing with you, I'm letting the right people handle you now. I came here to laugh not to be threatened by some little girl who has too much time on her hands obviously. Play stupid if you like, you Frosted up when you messed my kids. And if anyone here can't understand that much at least as a parent or step-parent then you're kids must not mean much to you, but mine do to me. So again, I'm not leaving, and the rest is in truth's hands.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 09:01 PM

I think you need to take your pills.



But, my email info is in my profile. Feel free to take it up with me there. Unless you're full of Shakespeare. And you probably are.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/19/2004 09:03 PM

You have nice teeth.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 09:06 PM

Thank you, Boobie.



You have nice... er... boobies.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/19/2004 09:07 PM

I was talking to the hottie in the green shirt...

Pampered Princess 171,270 14
07/19/2004 09:08 PM

Honestly, people, how many times do I have to say I DIDN'T FRIGGIN' DO IT?!?!?!

um well we were the ones spatting and youve never once said to me personally it wasnt you. So until I get an email or online apology (heh) otherwise, youre 4'2 with no breasts.



Oh wrong person.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 09:14 PM

Boob, you dirty perverted heathen!









































You know, for the right price, I can hook you up with her digits.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/19/2004 09:16 PM

You're going to cut her fingers off and send them through the mail?!

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 09:19 PM

For the right price, I'd do that too.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/19/2004 09:53 PM

Sorry this is the best I can do, probably the best way to go though anyways. ShortBus will be on shortly, I'll let him decide if he'd also like to post what he discovered. That's his ballgame though so I won't rain on his parade. My Msn site won't open tonight so I posted it for you at a different site. Wow look you're making it big now, your very own web page!!!! Isn't that special!!!!!!

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/19/2004 10:00 PM

1 more thing...Why didn't you bother to call me ugly at all....I'm hurt by that really

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/19/2004 10:07 PM

........this isn't funny.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 10:08 PM

Can't we all just get a bong?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 10:09 PM

<action> puts down bong.

I mean get along, can't we all just get along. *cough* *cough*

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/19/2004 10:13 PM

I already have one ....Thanks for the thought tho Ollie

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/19/2004 10:30 PM

I would borrow Miracles' bong, but I broke it over Hippo's head a coupla threads ago.

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/19/2004 10:31 PM

Anita, you're a hateful bitch. You have a big boobs though. Will you be my friend?

yorkydee 709 9
07/19/2004 10:38 PM

Come on you guys, lighten up. Anita/Desiree/Shirley/FrostLurker is probably telling the truth...

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Multiple personalities do qualify as separate people. Right?

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/19/2004 11:01 PM

Anita is pretty hot... you can come stay with me in NY, I mean, half the Dominicans in the world are already here, so why should you be left out of the fun?



Call me, I know where all the best bodegas are.

Livewire 78,229 13
07/19/2004 11:04 PM

When you do a google image search for ShadowLurker, this is the first hit.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/20/2004 12:16 AM

HEY!!!



mad_tee@hotmail messaged me on msn the other night and eventually claimed to be lizzie borderline (later confirmed to be false) - who the Frost is that Frost-ing Froster?

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/20/2004 12:19 AM

Ten bucks says Mike Moon.

Dent, Arthur Dent 12,538 15
07/20/2004 07:28 PM

pie

TTJane-Spicey is my Tarzan 173,958 15
07/20/2004 10:33 PM

After Anita's "brother" I bet my dad is starting to look a whole lot funnier, isn't he?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/20/2004 11:32 PM

Jane, if your dad was made up, you would be that much cooler.



Don't compare apples and spermburgers. Wait, how does that go?