Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/19/2004 05:00 PM

Having it.

newwave 45,912 10
07/19/2004 05:00 PM

Any part that includes the penis being in the Poe. Or the mouth. Or ejaculation.

Fratberry Vendetta 282,833 53
07/19/2004 05:01 PM

Gettin' it.

Fratberry Vendetta 282,833 53
07/19/2004 05:01 PM

Shakespeare

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/19/2004 05:02 PM

Gettin' it and gettin' it and gettin' it good?



Are you LL Fratberry J?

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/19/2004 05:02 PM

Is it 2?

ringworm 68,315 13
07/19/2004 05:03 PM

the part where i smear dookie all over the parakeet's back.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/19/2004 05:04 PM

That precious few seconds just after you slit her throat, and just before I come...when you can see their soul in their eyes...

Dan, and you are? 378 8
07/19/2004 05:04 PM

Shakespeare



You know, I never realy associated Shakespeare with sex. But, whatever gets you off.

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/19/2004 05:05 PM

Personally, I like the sensation on my happy button, the grinding and sliding in and out...











Until my wrist gets tired and the batteries run low.

Gavvo 1,789 12
07/19/2004 05:05 PM

I would have to say the "x"...



They even wrote a song about it.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/19/2004 05:07 PM

Cuddling after.

superturkey 6,678 0
07/19/2004 05:08 PM

i like the holding and cuddling after.































HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 05:08 PM

The excitement in finally unearthing your corpse.. er partner... Don't judge me.

Gopher 570 10
07/19/2004 05:10 PM

My favourite part is when the wife's pregnancy test comes back negative.

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/19/2004 05:11 PM

I enjoy the hot breath on my neck and ear... but then the smell of the sacramental wine gets to me and I have to go home before cartoons come on.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 05:17 PM

Your favorite part about sex



Evading capture.

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/19/2004 05:19 PM

That italic thing was pissing me off.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/19/2004 05:19 PM

The look on their face when you show them the tricycle you'll give them if they just get in the van.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/19/2004 05:22 PM

My favourite part is when the wife's pregnancy test comes back negative.



Actually, my favorite part about sex is when your wife's pregnancy test comes back negative also. Weird.

LL Fratberry J 282,833 53
07/19/2004 05:23 PM

Are you LL Fratberry J?



Sure, if that works better for you.

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/19/2004 05:34 PM

The blood.





































what?

GoatPhoenix 369 8
07/19/2004 05:36 PM

The sandwich after.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/19/2004 05:38 PM

I like it when she builds up my self esteem by saying: "Well, you are not the worst i've had".

lawnturds: hope that they're dry 73 8
07/19/2004 05:44 PM

buy five get the 6th one free

newwave 45,912 10
07/19/2004 05:46 PM

True story: I got done getting busy with a certain girl and she informed me that, while I was good, I wasn't as good as (unnamed friend X). This wouldn't be so bad except earlier the mentioned she was a virgin other than (unnamed friend X), so, technically, she was saying I was the worst she'd ever had.



So I banged one of her friends.



Not to piss her off, just because I liked banging her.

Adrian the Slut. 13,341 13
07/19/2004 05:52 PM

When I bang her from behing in front of a mirror so I can enjoy the look in her eyes when I "accidently" knocks her backdoor in.



Hillarious!

newwave 45,912 10
07/19/2004 05:52 PM

I call bullShakespeare. You've never been laid. HAHA!

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/19/2004 05:53 PM

I like it best when he begs to be untied.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
07/19/2004 05:55 PM

How can you tell with the ball gag in his mouth? He might just be asking you to go get him a sammich.

Adrian the Slut. 13,341 13
07/19/2004 05:57 PM

No need to use a ballgag after slipping them a mickey.-..

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/19/2004 05:58 PM

I don't always use the ball gag.

Errol 10,584 9
07/19/2004 06:00 PM

The taste of sweet sweet tears. Yes.

Adrian the Slut. 13,341 13
07/19/2004 06:00 PM

I just know there is a "poor undercarriage hygiene joke" somewhere in the last few posts....

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/19/2004 06:12 PM

My favorite part about sex is the sex part.



Now that I read about Declan and a ball gag, I feel the need to be celibate.

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/19/2004 06:13 PM

<action>longs for the days when the phrase "choking on the shards of her broken rape whistle" would have come up in this thread</action>

Adrian the Slut. 13,341 13
07/19/2004 06:14 PM

*spitshines mirror*



Hi Trae, wanna....play?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/19/2004 06:17 PM

sleeping in the wet spot

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/19/2004 06:18 PM

Sadly, Jantastic, those days are long gone.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/19/2004 06:20 PM

Adrian, where have you been, my nordic god???

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/19/2004 06:22 PM

I've held him in my basement, Trae.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/19/2004 06:23 PM

Don't start with me you deviant gaymosexual!!!

Adrian the Slut. 13,341 13
07/19/2004 06:26 PM

Just did 3 months in the slammer for "unneccesary use of violence"



unneccesary? MY ASS!





Nah, I just got REAL bored with the situation on GAB and decided to stay away for a while.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 06:27 PM

Because you sure picked a good time to come back!

Adrian the Slut. 13,341 13
07/19/2004 06:28 PM

jupp, story of my life....

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 06:30 PM

Here, I give my 'rape whistle' if that makes you feel any better.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/19/2004 06:30 PM

<action>reads thread. Sighs heavily. Goes back to work.</action>

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/19/2004 06:32 PM

I'll be glad to give you a job, Spicey.

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/19/2004 06:36 PM

would that be rim, blow, or hand?

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/19/2004 06:37 PM

Why limit the possibilities?

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/19/2004 06:49 PM

<action> hurls

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/19/2004 06:50 PM

<action>tubgirls</action>

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/19/2004 06:51 PM

(to be read as a verb)

Tsinij 277 9
07/19/2004 07:09 PM

Knowing someday it'll happen again... or for the first time.

JuggaloMKV 12,538 15
07/19/2004 07:10 PM

That first piss after sex.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
07/19/2004 07:52 PM

Nappy time.















Am I the only guy over the age of 25 to post to this thread? How can you not love postejactulate nappy time?

Teh Porn Producer: uninspired and illiterate 7,627 9
07/19/2004 07:55 PM

Best part about sex?



Filming the Shakespeare and then selling it on the internet.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/19/2004 07:58 PM

Hands down...............



It has to be the part where I leave the money on the dresser, and slip out the door without waking her.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/19/2004 08:00 PM

I don't understand this thread.



Is there supposed to be something about sex I DON'T like???

Teh Porn Producer: uninspired and illiterate 7,627 9
07/19/2004 08:01 PM

Ditdah hun, not everyone can have the same sex we have.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/19/2004 09:47 PM

I love the part where you first slather on the hand cream.



Wait ... you meant with someone else?

leglover88 28 8
07/19/2004 10:25 PM

the part when, after a great round of Frost-ing, and im lying there and she starts licking me hard again...and i realise its the frickin dog!! Not her!!

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/19/2004 10:55 PM

The part where my penis gets to see something other then my hand.

newwave 45,912 10
07/20/2004 03:43 AM

Why would you bother leaving money on the dresser if she's asleep? I say that's a freebie. Like if you were in a convenience store microwaving a burrito, and the clerk falls asleep before the burrito finishes heating up... tiptoe out and you've saved yourself $.79 PLUS TAX.

GoBanana 590 10
07/20/2004 04:09 AM

matheus, you almost got me.



The best part about sex is...... sex.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
07/20/2004 06:45 AM

The part were my sister says "Ok that is enough can I have my Barbie Back?"

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/20/2004 06:48 AM

Hiding the body.

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/20/2004 06:49 AM

Being able to get her diaper back on, and getting out the bedroom window BEFORE her mom comes in for her 2am feeding.

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/20/2004 08:41 AM

The part where you PROMISE not to cum in her mouth right before you blow the back of her head all over the bedroom wall.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/20/2004 09:20 AM

I like the part where I put my hand up on his hip, and when I dip, he dips, I dip.

roger 86 8
07/20/2004 10:18 AM

no im agreeing, post coital nappy time in all the sweat is definately the best

csme: boobies exposed, kinda 15,189 12
07/20/2004 10:27 AM

Feeling his Coleridge glide in and out of my Poe, while he smacks my ass.













Oh, sorry. Is that too much information? Were you looking for something more like this:



Gettin' some.

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/20/2004 10:29 AM

When the mace kicks in.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/20/2004 10:32 AM

My least favourite part about the sex is when she starts questioning if we should be doing it, for the reason of us being cousins and all.

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/20/2004 10:34 AM

<channeling Mookie> Least favorite part: having to drop them back off at the daycare

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/20/2004 10:38 AM

<further channeling Mookie> having to decide between dropping them off at the daycare or the town dump

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
07/20/2004 10:39 AM

<action>is being treated for OCD</action>Cleanup. Several hours of cleanup.

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/20/2004 10:40 AM

<channeling Trae> Least: the Atlanta Falcons will eat everything in the house while waiting their turns.

csme: boobies exposed, kinda 15,189 12
07/20/2004 10:45 AM

<channel surfing>

...tonight on A&E, The Menedez Brothers: Their Story...

click

...take the good, you take the bad, ya take em both and there you have the facts...

click

...beautiful 4 carat, diamonique ring with...

click

newwave 45,912 10
07/20/2004 12:51 PM

Hey, put the Facts of Life back on! That Blair Warner is one of my favourite things about sex. You know, having sex with her. And by that I mean having sex with a sock that I call Blair Warner.



Oh Blair, your cottony lips make me so horny...

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/20/2004 12:55 PM

My favorite thing about the sex is the application of the peanut butter.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
07/20/2004 01:02 PM

After reading the whole thread, the peanut butter thing got you?

Are you allergic?

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/20/2004 01:03 PM

What's a Frost-ing gross?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/20/2004 01:09 PM

What's a copulating gross?



It's 144, duh.

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/20/2004 01:12 PM

Your Frost-ing gross



Of what? huh?

Pubah 56,805 18
07/20/2004 01:52 PM

Pubah come late



Part where eyes roll back in her head...she make loud noises...strange faces



Pubah like that part

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/20/2004 02:08 PM

Funny I should stumble onto this thread today, I just walked back from a girl's house, quite of myself for getting laid.



The best part about sex is when you get really drunk with a good friend of yours, and you're back at her place, and it's obvious where things are headed, then she says "I don't think we should hook up....it'll complicate things"

Then we hook up anyways. Fast forward 30 minutes, and we're both naked, and she says "I'm not going to have sex with you"



Fast forward an hour, and I'm railing her from behind.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/20/2004 02:10 PM

Of course then, I must add the worst part.

Last night, after tearin' up my good friend, I go to the bathroom for my after sex piss.



I guess she FORGOT TO TELL ME SHE WAS ON HER PERIOD. The light were out and we were both real Frostin drunk.



Let me tell you, it's a huge shock when you take a piss, and look down to see your dick covered in blood.



I almost fainted.

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/20/2004 02:15 PM

The blood on the penis when she is having the period thing is not as bad as having to clean up the bed afterwards... looks like the scene of a murder.

Oliver Chest w/out pants 203,475 12
07/20/2004 02:19 PM

Are you sure it was her period, are are you into that whole eye socket thing?

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/20/2004 02:26 PM

Eye socket, no



but you'd be surprised how much a nostril can expand

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
07/20/2004 02:28 PM

<action>shudders at the period story</action>To quote Steve Perry, "Your Frost-ing gross."

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/20/2004 02:31 PM

Hey man, I agree with you. If I had known I wouldn't have touched that.



Can't say I'm a big fan of the bloody fishmarket.



Well, that is to say, I WOULD agree with you, if you meant "you're Frost-ing gross"



otherwise you don't make sense, and I am an ass for pointing it out