Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/20/2004 05:25 PM

<action>takes this opportunity to talk about her vagina</action>

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/20/2004 05:27 PM

<action> wonders where Kittens has been





PENIS!

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/20/2004 05:27 PM

I agree Trae. When my uterus begins to shed its lining, I too feel as if my mid section has taken a beating.

Sacapuntas 432 8
07/20/2004 05:30 PM

Do you ever cramp during sex?



I think it may have something to do with the midget that got lost while servicing me down there.

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/20/2004 05:31 PM

I think it may have something to do with the midget that got lost while servicing me down there.



I'm not a midget, but I will check your oil.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/20/2004 05:32 PM

They have never really bothered me up until recently. Lately I feel like my uterus has been used as a stress ball by one lucky penis.



Yes, ONE!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 05:32 PM

I work with 5 menopausal women. I am not a menopausal woman, but I can talk about all the hot flashes, and the feelings of emptiness, but not cramps.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/20/2004 05:34 PM

I work with 5 menopausal women



Lucky you're still alive.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/20/2004 05:34 PM

I am glad to be a man.



Gladder yet to be gay.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
07/20/2004 05:36 PM

I haven't had a period since October 2002.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/20/2004 05:37 PM

Speaking of stress, balls and gay men, what ever happened to your bikini Trae?

superturkey 6,678 0
07/20/2004 05:38 PM

i heard the cramps are playing with the misfits and the damned for halloween!

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/20/2004 05:39 PM

I haven't had a period since October 2002.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!



SheCab, meet Ovarian and Breast cancer, Ovarian and Breast Cancer, meet SheCab.





I bought a new bikini.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/20/2004 05:39 PM

I know why you are screamin' penis Trae.



I'm just not going to tell everyone that you're getting laid.



Nope, not me.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/20/2004 05:42 PM

Physically, it feels like the worst pre-diareah gas pressure mixed with a hangover.



Emotionally, it makes you into a wheel 'o horror, changing your emotion from one spin to the next.

superturkey 6,678 0
07/20/2004 05:44 PM

trae,



you got my thousandth clickie. i wanted to give it to someone who would use it.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 05:48 PM

I work with 5 menopausal women



Lucky you're still alive.



Still alive, but I think being exposed to all these vile female hormones, that I am starting to grow breasts...

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 05:48 PM

So I guess there is a plus side to this.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/20/2004 05:50 PM

You have breasts and a penis? If those breasts come with nipples.... so aroused.

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/20/2004 05:51 PM

When I have cramps, it's my favorite time of the month. I get a happy smile on my face, knowing that I've managed to go another month without getting knocked up.



Then I wonder if I'll ever get knocked up. Then I cry...



Then I get pissed that I'm not knocked up yet. And I walk around looking for someone to punch...



Then I laugh at how silly I'm being. I'm 23! No need to worry...



Then I cry again...

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/20/2004 05:52 PM

If you used birth control, you'd save a lot of emotional wear and tear.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 05:56 PM

<action> rubs ice cubes over nipples



If those breasts come with nipples....



Got em babe...

SheCabbage 5,200 13
07/20/2004 06:01 PM

SheCab, meet Ovarian and Breast cancer, Ovarian and Breast Cancer, meet SheCab.



No, doofus, I'm breastfeeding.



That means I'm actually LOWERING my chances of getting cancer.



So ha-de-ha-ha on you!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 06:03 PM

No, doofus, I'm breastfeeding



So aroused

SheCabbage 5,200 13
07/20/2004 06:03 PM

I'm not breastfeeding RIGHT NOW, calm down!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 06:13 PM

<action> throws away used kleenex



Too late.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
07/20/2004 06:23 PM

I get cramps like LA gets earthquakes. They can go on for hours and hours. Midol is my friend.

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/20/2004 06:27 PM

Milk in you coffee, sir?

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/20/2004 06:27 PM

Trae is synced up with Hen. This is freaking me out.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/20/2004 06:32 PM

Let's talk about cramps, baby

Let's talk about you and me

Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be

Let's talk about cramps

Let's talk about cramps

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
07/20/2004 06:34 PM

I'm thinking all women on GAb are synched.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/20/2004 06:42 PM

I'm thinking of breast fed nipples and how they eventually resemble brown udders with crusty wrinkles.



Mmmmmm. Delicious.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 06:55 PM

Trae, you really know how to turn my crank

Stinks of Mediocrity 1,200 9
07/20/2004 08:53 PM

You think cramps are bad? I just got my nut caught between the toilet seat and the bowl. I've spent the last 45 minutes crying, bleeding and trying to lift off the seat just enough so that I can get my nad out without completely tearing off my sac. And the reason it got caught in the first place? My girlfriend was yelling at me to hurry up because she wanted the hot water bottle for her cramps. So you see Menstrual cramps are worse for men than women.



Besides, we all know cramps and PMS are a complete fabrication.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/20/2004 09:49 PM

<action> waits for Trae's impending fury storm...

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 09:55 PM

<action> waits for anita's nudey pics...



...what? oh, wrong thread? my bad

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/21/2004 01:45 AM

My family have learnt to run and hide & remove all sharp objects for a week each month - ever since i threw that toaster through the window [i know i threw it but it was his damn fault for breathing].

If i,m going to suffer & be miserable so are they

ringworm 68,315 13
07/21/2004 03:08 AM

chi-chi already said all that i have to contribute to this discussion. get a job, mother-Froster. we can't all live here, you know. go cheat on your wife or something.

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/21/2004 03:26 AM

Frost, I thought I had a bad day...



Thanks for making me feel not-so-miserable !

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/21/2004 06:27 AM

Am I the only one around here who gets cramps in his penis?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/21/2004 06:48 AM

Only after making love to 100 and 1 beautifull ladies.

Feckoff 2,552 9
07/21/2004 08:10 AM

<action> wonders whither or not to add a comment about women being whiney and not able to handle pain but decides he prefers his penis still attached</action>

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/21/2004 10:28 AM

Only after making love to 100 and 1 beautifull ladies.



Snork, you misspelled "dalmatians".



You're welcome.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/21/2004 11:18 AM

The best thing ever made for cramps was the therma-care heat thingy that fits in your underware and lasts all day. Works better than a water bottle, is comfortable, and you can get relief at work (WITHOUT begging a co-worker to kill you!!).

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/21/2004 11:20 AM

I 'relieve myself' at work all the time.



Wait ... you meant from cramps.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/21/2004 11:33 AM

Aimless, I miss you like the deserts miss the rain baby.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/21/2004 12:28 PM

damn you trae, now i have that song in my head.



aimless should come back, though. SUYT! w00t!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/21/2004 12:30 PM

What is love? Aimless, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me... no more.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/21/2004 12:51 PM

therma-care heat thingy that fits in your underware and lasts all day



Course you will crinkle when you walk and your co-workers will start to call you "depends-girl" but what's that compared with a little extra comfort?

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/21/2004 01:00 PM

OK, I definately have something to say on the subject, as an insensitive hetero male.



We already have to put up with all your bitching EVERY MONTH. We also have to have our precious TV RUINED by commercials for your femenine products, which make it akward for everyone in the room.



Don't ruin Zug for me by bringing your bleeding cootches in here.





*ducks behind bomb shelter*

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 01:03 PM

Talkin' 'bout what everybody's talkin' 'bout.

I wanna talk about it.

Let's talk about it.

Errol 10,584 9
07/21/2004 01:14 PM

My girlfriend "never" had "cramps" before she dated me. How convenient.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/21/2004 01:15 PM

Proud Elitist - maybe we wouldn't be so bitchy all the time if once in a while you men would actually find the spot so we could quit faking it all the damn time.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/21/2004 01:22 PM

Hey, you're preaching to the converted. When I have a girlfriend, and we're getting it on, I roll up my sleeves and get down and dirty.



I put in the time necessary, and most women have been satisfied, or sleeping with my best friend. One or the other.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/21/2004 01:24 PM

maybe we wouldn't be so bitchy all the time if once in a while you men would actually find the spot



I found the spot. I call it my penis.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/21/2004 02:01 PM

Do you really miss me Trae?? Really? Really Really?



Cause I'm all single again (and STAYING that way. Marriage sucks.)

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/21/2004 02:20 PM

Cause I'm all single again



Does that mean you can come to GABfest Houston?

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/21/2004 03:55 PM

Cause I'm all single again (and STAYING that way. Marriage sucks.)



See? Now will you listen? If you come to GABHouston I'll give you your necklace back.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/21/2004 04:06 PM

Speaking of which...

Does anyone know if it's a big hassle getting from SanAntonio's airport to the yet to be designated GabHouston location?

ringworm 68,315 13
07/21/2004 04:15 PM

that's a pretty decent hike.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/23/2004 11:31 AM

I've heard 45 miles, but somehow the map in my head doesn't concurr.

Any residents with additional information.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/23/2004 12:03 PM

45 miles? in texas, neighbors don't live that close!



city center to city center is about 200 miles.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/23/2004 12:38 PM

I really really really wanna come to Gabfest but I am broke. Right now all my money is going to moving to my new place and getting the divorce started (again). So unless someone on here is a family law lawyer that is content to work for sexual favors it ain't happening.





I will open my new place up for Gab-Iowa should anyone be interested. We can get drunk and tip cows or something.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/23/2004 12:51 PM

<action>Considers going to Law School</action>



I looked at a map (I'm in a library...what a stroke of genius).

They are quite a distance from one another...so much for hopping the Omaha to San Antonio train and hitching to HOuston.

24,862 16
07/23/2004 01:57 PM

So unless someone on here is a family law lawyer that is content to work for sexual favors it ain't happening.



Suuuure, I will! My degree is in legalese, from Photoshop University.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/23/2004 01:59 PM

Anyone interested in GABseattle?



I have a kegerator and a foosball table.