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07/20/2004 07:02 PM

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StormKat 2,051 9
07/20/2004 07:02 PM

You want fries with that?

Meek Atom 268 8
07/20/2004 07:02 PM

Or you know, a graphic artist or something.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 07:02 PM

Work for a cell phone call center!!

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07/20/2004 07:03 PM

porn star.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 07:04 PM

Wait.. do you work for a cell phone company call center?

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07/20/2004 07:05 PM

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07/20/2004 07:05 PM

Wait.. do you work for a cell phone company call center?



Not yet... maybe I should.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/20/2004 07:07 PM

What is your job now?

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07/20/2004 07:07 PM

Run for president!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/20/2004 07:09 PM

Livewire is too over qualified and underfunded to be president.

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07/20/2004 07:11 PM

Graphic Artist, I've heard any tard with a pencil can do that job...

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Livewire 78,229 13
07/20/2004 08:26 PM

310-247-1159



310. That's Los Angeles. I'm in Vancouver. Nice try.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/20/2004 08:34 PM

If you like radio, try being an intern somewhere. It will eventually turn into a paid position if you are any good at it. (Also, have you considered stand up comedy-if you can speak well and come up with teh funny on gab, you might be pretty good.) As for money right now, you could do office work, waiting tables, bartending, customer service, or my favorite: marry someone wealthy.

leglover88 28 8
07/20/2004 08:35 PM

hey if yer in Vancouver, you could join the Liberal party, and then find a lover to cry on Tv about

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/20/2004 08:55 PM

Hargrave should link the clickie/maha system to paypal. Whenever you clickie someone it costs you 25 cents and goes to their paypal account. But when you maha someone it costs you $1 and comes to me.



Would keep the mahas down anyway.

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07/20/2004 09:50 PM

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The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
07/20/2004 09:52 PM

I hear there is an open postion at a local antquie store.

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07/20/2004 10:48 PM

Vancouver?

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that is all

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
07/20/2004 11:26 PM

You could be an ugly hooker like Charlize Theron in "Monster". Or you could just skip right to killing people for their money, but you still might have to flash some thigh to earn their trust.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
07/20/2004 11:28 PM

And don't forget to occasionally say, "Frost you, Leslie! You wanna suck it? Frost you!"

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
07/20/2004 11:29 PM

Make sure to slam the door in the way out.

yorkydee 709 9
07/21/2004 12:29 AM

I see "Walmart Greeter" in your future.

Teh Porn Producer: uninspired and illiterate 7,627 9
07/21/2004 12:38 AM

Are you good with hotdogs?

superchicken 6,678 0
07/21/2004 02:25 AM

al queda is paying good money to just give honest immigrants a ride to seattle.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/21/2004 02:29 AM

Yes, and they will all have jobs driving taxi's

TEDphat 6,408 9
07/21/2004 02:31 AM

I still say Luigi is gay.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/21/2004 03:28 AM

i want a job, i want a job, i want a good job, i want a job, one that satisfies my artistic needs.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/21/2004 04:52 AM

have you tried a rimjob?

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/21/2004 06:18 AM

practise in the great profession of welfare..or rob 7-11...all depends on where you live

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/21/2004 09:42 AM

Get yee back to college, English.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/21/2004 10:26 AM

Well, Livewire, you have almost exactly the same skills as I. You could choose my job, Quality Assurance software analyst. It's not too bad, and if you pretend you're testing software a lot more carefully than you are, you get plenty of time for Gabbing.

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/21/2004 10:44 AM

Hang on...I'm a radio host for a morning show, and I'm looking for a co-host...but first, you must pass this test to BE a qualified radio announcer:



Question 1. Do you have a pulse?



if you answered "Yes" to question 1, YOU'RE HIRED!

Livewire 78,229 13
07/21/2004 10:59 PM

I definitely have what it takes to blend in to any Morning Zoo.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 11:16 PM

One that won't make you crash your car, or make you feel three feet thick.

Livewire 78,229 13
07/21/2004 11:41 PM

Outstanding. I was wondering if someone was going to get around to that.

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/22/2004 06:57 AM

Limewire, hmm based on those skills I am not sure anything outside a slow typing receptionist job. However, if you beef up your computer skills, perhaps something in Information Technology. Since you like technology. If all else fails, go back to school and get into the medical profession, i.e. nurse (don't knock it), lab tech, radiation obsorber, a vampire, hospital administration. All needed positions. In fact, nursing is in such bad shape, many programs paying for the entire tuition. But, you better do soemthing before you get old and life passes you bye and you never earned a penny to your name and you realized that you have pissed away your exisitance.



Well, I hope I've helped.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/22/2004 08:23 AM

I can give you a job - its in Australia and doesn't pay much [well it doesn't pay anything actualy] but you can strat right away and its only 4 hrs a day 3 - 4 days per week !!!

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/22/2004 08:36 AM

Cleaning crocodile hershey highways

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/22/2004 08:51 AM

and you get to drive as fast as you like - the faster the the better

invisible nudist 432 8
07/22/2004 09:50 AM

Have you concidered reality tv?



I would like to see you on fear factor. If you can stomache eating rotten, nasty food; I may have a job for you...